DR. CALDWELL'S
THREE RULES
Dr. Caldwell watched the results of
constipation for 47 years, and believed
that no matter how careful people are
of their health, dist and exercise, com-
stipation will occur from time to time.
Of next importance, then, is how fo treat
it when it comes. Dr. Caldwell always
was in favor of getting as close to nature
as possible, hence his remedy for constj.
pation is & mild vegetable compound. It
can not harm the most delicate system
and is not habit forming.
The Doetor never did approve of dras-
tle physics and purges. He did not believe
they were good for human beings to put
inte their system. Use S Siyrdp Pepsin for
yourself and members of the family in
constipation, biliousness, sour and cramp
stomach, bad breath, no appetite, he
aches, and to break up fevers and eulde,
Get a bottle today, at any drugstore and
observe these three rules of health: Keep
the head cool, the feet warm, the bowels
n. For a free trial bottle, just write
“Byrup Pepsin,” Dept. BB, Monticello,
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Great Aunt Ann had been ill for a
fong time and having one of her “bad
spells,” She remarked that she “was
soon golng to die, wasn't going to be
bere long.” Little four-year-old Gene
bearing this remark, asked her where
she was going. She replied she was
“going to heaven.” Gene sald: “I'm
pot, I'm going to Stilesville™ His
parents had been planning to make a
trip to Stilesville,
Candidates, Attention
Pirst Politician—Me took his defeat
very easily, didn’t he? I wonder what
be did with all bis placards?
Sceond Politician—Told me he used
them in papering his garage.
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¢€ ND 1 was going to
such an lmpression on
stuck-up easterners!”
Portia covered her
make
those
face
and wept,
“Therels more at stake than your
reputation with Eldridge and his
wife,” rejoined Robert Anthony, with
energy. “You ovey the doctor's or-
ders and you'll come out of this with
your health unlmpeired. If you don't
do as he sald und stay in bed another
week-—-well, you know what may hap-
pen. Got everything you want? |
wish 1 could get a nurse or a cook or
something. But they're not to be per-
suaded to come out bere to this half.
desert because of those enormous
wages they get in Rocky Hill. Well,
1 hate to leave you. But I've got to.
I don't believe they'll get bere before
tomorrow at the earliest, his Nibs und
Nibbess. They'll just have to put up
with old Ben's cooking, 1 guess. Salt
pork and hominy three times a day'll
do ‘em goods”
Portin let out one small pink ear
to receive his parting salute and then
descended Inte the unfathomable
depths of her woe.
She was a good housekeeper. A
graduate in domestic science with hon-
ors, she did not know what she was
doing Out here eightéen miles from
any town her house had aa “alr”
Awnings she had bought with ber
littls pigs’ money. Candles about in
groups after dark--not horrible,
smoky kerosene lamps—cast their
glamorous light over the low, wide
house, open to the loveliness of the
plains night after being closed all day
to the heat and glare of the Texas sun.
It took brains—brains and muscle to
achleye them. And ow when Bob's
“backer,” the great Eldridge was com
g for his first visit from Philadelpbia
with his soclety wife—to be compelled
by a silly fall from a kitchen stool to
stay in bed for two weeks was a good
deal for an ambitious husband-adoring
young woman to stand.
She did not hear a car come gently
to a stop beside the east porch. Mis
erable and disappointed, self pitying
and apathetic she lay and endured
tours. Perhaps she slept.
“Your lunch is served.”
Startled and incredulous Portia 1ift.
ed tear-stalned face Was she
dreaming? She tossed brown curls
from over her eyes and stared
“Lunch?” she questioned stupidly.
“Yes, ma'am.” answered a thick-set
womap with a wide kind face, a fresh
rosy skin and twinkling blue eyes
Portia Taunton glanced at the tray
in the strong hands of the aprooed
figure beside her bed. Croguettes,
golden and crinkly; biscuit, marma-
lade and tea invited. She raised her
eyes to the kind face above this per
feet lunch. Tears of happiness blind
ed her.
“Oh.
her
who are you?” she gasped.
“lI am Elsie,” the sturdy creature
replied.
“Oh,
must
we
why—" Portion gulped—"Bob
found you at last. | am
go glad. Could you stay a week, do
you suppose? |[ have some terribly
stylish and important company due
any minute,” she said tremulous with
hope, Incredulit and desire, “and
they have simply got to be impressed,
you see, for Bob's sake. [1 thought |
was going to show she was once
more her impulsive, frank seif-—
“show that swell eastern society
queen we're the right kind, that I'm a
help to Bob, you know, and he's worth
backing—and how-—"
“Yes, na'am,” the guttural voice
sympathized. “Just don't worry. 1
stay von veek, maybe t'ree veek. 1
cook to blease de so stylish frau! And
now you will blease eat.”
After lunch—she had been subsist.
ing on Old Ben's and Robert's culinary
atrocities for g@ week now-—ghe essayed
a few orders with regard to her be-
loved menage.
“Plense have the housc entirely
gone over by tomorrow, early, Eisle™
she sald. “I'H make out the menus.
Mr. Taunton will send a truck in to
town for what we need. You do real
ize, do you not, Eisle, how important
ft is that everything should be per-
fect
“But, yes, ma'am.”
Portia had a little bell and she used
it not by any wens infrequently, She
told herself she was going to get her
money's worth out of this strapping
strong creature. She'd impress that
society queen In one way or another,
But his Nibs and Nibbess did not
appear the next day. Nor the next
nor the next.
“You'd think,” Portia complained
with frankness to her maid, “You'd
think even rich people could be con-
siderate, wouldn't you? But of course
a frivolous delicate society queen
wouldn't realize what a visit from her
to a poor woman would mean Did
you close the doors, Elsie, and pull
the awnings away down? Go and pick
up that thread, It's annoyed me long
enough. Elsie, wouldn't you hate to
live the life of a social butterfly?”
“Oh, but, yes ma'am, I say I hate
it! Me-~1 lke vork!"
“And she'll be supercilious and dis.
agreeable or else silly and vain and
helpless. Well—1 wish she'd hurry
and come and get it over with, Did
you polish the silver, Elsie?"
“Yes, ma'am.”
“Elsie?”
“Yes, ma'am.”
“If these people are impressed and
we get this water control plun across
and get awfully rich here ia this half
have
desert will you come » and w work for us? 1
I'm going to have ten children, you
know, | am Rooseveltian”
“I tink I like do dat thing, ma'am,
It may be 1 vork for you den”
The days went happily by, Elsle
working, Portia commanding—unstint-
edly, Robert was rarely in the house.
Never had he seemed so busy. When
he came to the invalid's room his stay
was brief, his face flushed, his eye
asparkle,
And then the doctor came and pro-
nounced her well, She up and
dresse® almost before he had mounted
and ridden away. She hurried to the
kitchen, Elsie was making biscuit. Oh,
the house did look perfect, And there
was everything lmaginable cooked and
waiting on the pantry shelves,
“Elsie,” ghe cried breathlessly after
a glance out into the glaring hot day.
“You may go. Right away. There's
len with the truck just starting for
town, Hurry"
Elsle took off her apron,
stolidly up into the truck.
“Well, Elsle,” called Portia,
you know I «m very grateful
rather an extravagant cook
done really well
thing. Good-hy!”
“Good-by."
Well, that
though, she hand
wis
climbed
“I'm sure
You are |
but you've |
considering every:
was over, Perhaps
better count the sil
ver spoons and the llpen napkins,
At about sunset—the spoons and
papking had answered a unanimous |
present at rollcall—she heard the |
soft sound of tires on sand, the purr |
of a motor, Ah! At last! The Eastern
ers. She slipped Into her prettiest
house dress, ran a comb through her |
brown curls and was on the porch |
when a buge blue sedan drew up and |
stopped. Robert front seat |
with a substantial man in a perfect |
motoring cap, his “backer,” It was to
be hoped. Robert alighted, followed by
bis guest who smilingly and in most
friendly fashion shook Portin's extend.
ed hand, She turned eagerly inter
ested, welcoming eves upon the sedan, |
the door of which Robert was holding |
open, Mrs, Paul Eldridge was slow In |
descending. Portia advanced with both |
hands outstretched. Bat the died |
on her lips, her hand fell and stiffened |
at her side i
Elsie!”
subsided in a heap on the
but that the silk-clad arms
Paul Eldridge went about her
patted her sh nkl
volee murmured:
“It was such fun, dear child
fun! But can ever,
me? If you only know
enjoyed it all, how |
gort of vacation It was! My father
and mother were K loneers and
I have been homesick for the
—for months. i 80
you!
“Oh,
wns on the
smile
she groaned and would have {
porch floor i
of Mrs
A hand |
ig shoulders. A kind |
Such |
ever forgive
how 1 nve |
needed just the
you
INEns p
old life
am grateful to
but |
ble!” moaned Portia.
And then everybody laughed,
and Mrs. Paul Eldridge, Robert
Portia Taunton, the last
hysterically. And then came
tural volee of “Elsie.”
“1 like blace for mein man
t'ree veok, He goodt
was so perfectly horrl
Mr.
a 1! 1]
somewhat
the gut
foo, Yon,
two, vorker.”
Death From "Holding
Breath Not Possible
in the brain there is a definite spot
that is highly sensitive to the amounp!
of carbon in the blood. A cer
tain amount of this gas is always con
tained in the blood and often it trav.
els a long path, from the great toe,
for instance, before it reaches the
blood vessels of the lungs to be ex-
pelled by the breath,
If this percentage of carbon dioxide
exceeds a certain limit as, for exam
ple, when one holds kis breath and
therefore has not expelled the gas for
some time, so that It accumulates in
the blood. there is exerted upon this
spot in the brain an incredibly strong
stimulus which is immediately carried
along the nerves to the muscles that
control the breath, rapidly setting
them In operation
We immediately draw specially deep
breaths in order to restore the carbon |
dioxide content of the blood to the |
proportion permitted by this spot In |
the brain, which is called the respira. |
tion center.
Since this small but important area
of the brain is infinitely sensitive to |
minute variations of the carbon diox-
ide content of the blood, we cannot
voluntarily held the breath long
enough to cause death.—Illustrierte
Zeitung, Leipzig.
dia side
Feminine Frills
Mark Latest Garb
The feminine angle In clothes is be
ing expressed frequently in the addi
tion of feminine frills aus well as In
the lines of the frocks themselves
There are, of course, draped
punels, uneven hemlines and
means of departure from the straight
and narrow outlines heretofore assoc
ated with feminine chie, These are im
portant tut the addition of feminine
furbelows also mark a new pote this
season,
Jabots, rules, scarfs, deep collars,
odd cuffs, girdles and all sorts of dec
orative features are introduced to soft
en the silhouette.
The wardrobe witnesses a variety of
fabrics. They are both sheer and
sturdy and each demands a particular
type of trimming to make effective the
ensemble. One of the most successful
means of bringing feminine charm to
the fore will be found In the addition
of lnce—for all purposes,
The collar, cuff, tle, scarf, pocket
and all the other places which require
decorations will find lace brings =
charm of its own as well as conform
ing to the present day standard eof
feminity.
Alice White, featured motion picture
player, whose wardrobe Is an interest
effects,
other
Dinner Dress of Chiffon in Flesh Tint
It Is Siceveless.
ing one, wears 8 frock iple charm
and appeal In the film, “Show Girl”
Miss White has chosen 23 a
dress a sles ffon in flesh
Three circular ruffles to the
length hem the fen
‘
movement. Re
of sin
dinner
veless chi tint
knee
emphasize inine
od nas
for
and A of the sash
which ties a slender waist,
i lace is introd
an eTective and quaint trimming
the coll
rr. pox kot i
No Style Revolution
This Year, Says Pacis
By now it is a shed
fact that there {8 to be Do style revo
lution this year, says a Paris fashion
authority. The cycle of style, which
commenced about four seasons ago
and which installed femininity, ele
gance and all the gentler virtues of
fashion in place of severe mannishness
which had gone before, is now reach
ing a still more advanced state, and
indications the wheels
of fashion will continue to revoive In
the same direction for the next few
seasons.
It would not be clever to infer from
this that there is not a very great dif
n the styles of this sea-
wellestabl
the Paris haute couture are a restiess
they are always making
Yery often
there is a strong resistance om the
That is
Out of His Jurisdiction
Nick and his baby brother were
both products of St. Vincent's hos |
pital, while little Dorothy Ann, next
door, was born at the Methodist hos-
pital. One day a little friend was ad-
miring the baby and wishing she had
one, Nick, ieeling he had pretty
much of a pull at the hospital, sald
he could get one for her, as all he |
bad to do was ask sister and she
would give him one,
Ag an afterthought, he sald: “What
do you want, a boy or a girl? She
replied, “A girl.” He said, “1 sorry,
you haf to ge to the Mefodis."—In.
dianapolis News.
No Comparison at All
Mrs. Fllmfan-—That actor makes
more money than the president of a
railroad.
Her Husband—Sure! But then you
must remember this bird can do stunts
on a moving train that'd make the
president of any rond dizzy,
Protect Homing Pigeons
Wisconsin homing pigeon clubs are
appealing to hunters to exercise as
much care as possible not to wound
or kill valuable homing pigeons, In
recent homing races a number of
birds were killed,
New themes are most attractive to the
What are the outstanding themes
ensemble consists of a loose jacket
reaching to just below the hip tops,
and a quite short box-plaited skirt. A
notable feature of the new Premet
short jacket suits Is that they scrupu-
lously avold even the faintest hint of
fur trimming. Standing next to the
hip length Jacket costume In popular
ity Is the ensemble which features a
three-quarter length coat. This ensem-
ble is most effective and correct when
it incorporates a standing collar. a
marked waistline which Is clearly dis-
tinguishable on the dress and more
than vaguely hinted at on the coat,
and a skirt which flares perceptibly
at approximately the same angle that
the cont flares from the waistline,
Triple Jabots
Jabots, of circular cut, in apricot,
tan and rich brown shades are posed
gracefully on the left side of the
blouse and skirt of a brown velvet
winter frock,
Fa avorite te Styles i in Hats
to Wear With Your Furs
Each season with the return of fur
we welcome back the softly molded,
close fitting hat which effers mo brim
interference with collar or scarf. The
three hats shown herewith are in-
spired by Paris. The turban at the
top with its folded bands is knitted
of angora.like wool in red.-fox, brown,
and sandy beige. The dotted hat just
below it with the Interesting eyebrow
brim is crocheted of the same fuzzy
woo! in 2a warm tan shade, while the
cleverly striped model is crocheted of
silk in dark brown, cocoa brown and
white.—~Woman's Home Companion.
Ensemble Rain Set of
Hat and Coat New Fad
Raincoats for the seas
great deal from those of
and are brought o
There Is a decided
fitted lines and
and general
er daytime
shown In
for
col!
OT YAry a
former years
il in new materials
trend toward more
the qu ies of cut
inish that are part of oth
coats, More interest is
the use of new treatments
sleeves, yokes, belts, pockets and
Ars.
The ensemble rain set, consi
hat cont,
“the thine”
nd {0 is
No doult
by
8
wo
brought * uke o
y be so read
live
rance
time popu
difference bel
is or
r suede cloth, the
ng that this new
is a ifle heavier and is
nd spot All the new
are included
There is a
bine,
ple, slate gray.
proof
est sult and dress shades
or range
in the pew
navy
ere
FE green.
gre offered to
go
18 » {8 a small, sug
irban with an ornament
to acceniuatle
on
its irregular
which is nuch In
The other is sports
ith a seamed crown that out
head A stitched brim which
ays Is at
a Darrow
u OW BO
vogue, a small
model wi
lines the
several w
wn by
wn in
tached to the
banding of
may be wi
Cry
grosgrain ribbon,
Another attractive rainy-day outfit
comes in waterproof and spotproef
This material, too, comes in
the new colors, though it seems that
preference so far this season is given
the ones with small slover designs
in blending colors. One coat with =»
background eof deep red has a design
worked out in black and navy blue.
A brown background is used with
beige and red, and with the grays,
blues, greene and purples. Some
plaids in two-inch squares are also
noted, in which the plaid is in light
colors, to give relief. The styles used
in the velvet coats include single and
double-breasted models, with military
collars, patch pockets, raglan siceves
and with and without the new yokes,
velvet,
Woolen Weaves Popular
for Fall and Winter
Woolens are receiving more atten
tion than they have been accorded for
many a long year, for the reason that
the new weaves merit a successful
season. They may be divided Into
three classes, very sheer weaves for
dresses, soft textures for coatings, and
novelties of the tweed variety for
sports. The first named, sheer wool
ens, are inexpressibly lovely and make
an appeal to the woman who delights
in interesting fabrics.
Inclusive of all woolen weaves which
will be much used for fall and winter,
cashmere weaves, tweeds and novel
ties, basket weaves, wool crepes, bor.
der and panel effects
Stress Circular Skirts
in New Season's Fashions
The circular skirt is more or less
an innovation for sports wear, the
term sports being used In its more
elastic sense. Plaited skirts are not
entirely passe, but they are nof, nat
urally, listed among the high places,
since the wearing of them has become
more or less general,
The newest version of the plaited
skirt Is really a skirt to which has
been added a flounce, always irregu
lar, which is plaited. The exception to
this glittering generality Is the skirt
in two or more plaited tiers,
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the first sneeze; banish every
symptom of cold, chills, etc. with
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
end Iutestinal LIL
This good eld-fashe
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greater favor as a fandly medicine
than in your grandmothers day.
"Pilot Flies 250,000 Miles
Paul Witte,
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alr service. Oa is arrival at
airdrome be wae given
an official welcome during which he
was preseuted a gold scar! pin and
many floral gifts
kilometers,
Loosen Up ‘That Cold
With Musterole
Have Musterole bandy when 8
cold starts. It has all of the advan-
tages of grandmother's mustard plas-
ter without the bum. You fed a
warm tingle as the bealing ointment
penetrates the pores, then a soothing,
cooling sensation and Quick relief.
Made of pure oil of mustard and
other simple ingredients, Musterole is
recommended by many ourses and
doctors. Try le for bronchi-
tis, sore throat, stiff neck, pleurisy,
rheumatism, lumbago, croup, asthma,
neuralgia, congestion, pains and aches
of the back or joints, yore utuuiey
sprains, bruises, chilblains, fro
feet, colds of the chest. It may pre-
Better than a pnusterd plaster
Or a Hippe
Bettie—Could you tell me what non-
sense is, uncle?
Uncle—No.
Bettie—Wel it's an elephant hang-
ing over a cliff with its tad tied to a
daisy. —Bosten Post.
Another Profiler
Customer—"How de yeu sell these
furs: by measure?” Merchant—“No,
we sell them by the hair new.”
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