THE CENTRE REPORTER, CENTRE HALL. PA.
we—
LOVE MAKES
WORLD GO
‘ROUND
By LEONARD A. BARRETT
y ESTERDAY a gray-haired cou
ple walked into an old Wash.
fogton hotel and insisted on having a
room with a certain number. They told
the clerk that after forty years they
were making their honeymoon over
agnin—sume cities, theaters,
same churches, same sume
rooms, wherever possible. yet
they say marriage Is na So
rends a current editorial
There are four essential elements In
the marriage relation. Friendship,
children, economic partnership and
sex. It takes all four of these har
moniously working together to suc
cessfully make the world go round
The tendency to emphasize sex to the
exclusion of the other three factors
explains many of the pitfalls leading
to the divorce courts. No marriage
can last very long bullt upon a theory
of sex alone. Human nature is funda.
mentally against it
It must have been an interesting
event, well "worth witnessing when
that couple, after forty years of mar
ried life, were honestly and sincerely
desirous of taking “their honeymoon
same
hotels,
And
failure.”
(©) by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
tobe
Boy Scouts
the summer White House,
again.
by a mutual sharing of
the joys and struggles of a united
life, Something Infinitely higher than
mere sex, something which transcends
and purifies it, makes such a relation
ship possible.
it was Robert
in his poem, “Rabbl Ben
Grow old along
Tha best is yet
The last of life,
made:
ur times are in his hand
Who saith, “A wholes 18 pla
Youth shows but half; trust God;
all, afraid.”
(E) 1928, Western Nowspaper Unilor
nll over
possible only
Ezra":
with me!
to be,
for which the
nned,
nor be
MOTHER'S
DISHCLOTH
By H.
VA EN a girl Is married and goes |
away from home to set up her |
own housekeeping, she should always |
steal her mother's dish cloth
away with her; as that
her being homesick.
probably bring her good luck.
There are brides, even today, who |
begin married life by doing their own |
housework, and to such this superstl- i
tion applies. The first part of It—
the prevention of homesickness—is the |
part most extensively believed in,
though both first and second proposi-
tions have their votaries. The source |
of this superstition is the same as that |
of many others—the idea of the primi
tive man that anything closely asso
clated with a person came to partake,
in time, more or less of that person's
individuality. Unknown to herself,
idea persists in the bride's
scious” self as psychologists call
and it is added the consciousness
of handling In her dally task an
article which brings before her fancy |
her mother engaged In hers. There
is a sense of companionship in it and, |
. likewise the half-formulated idea that |
she, like her mother, Is now set out |
on a domestic career of her own. Were
it only an ornament of her mother’s |
which she handled it might merely |
make her think of her mother and be |
to earry |
will prevent |
Besides it will
this |
“uncon
it, |
fo
homesick. But the dishrag is not only |
something closely connected with her
Lord Effingham
A good many towns in the United
States are called Effingham. There is
always a rearon., During the Revolu
ticnary war, Lord Effingham resigned
commission In the English army,
refusing to fight the Americans after
England employed the Hessian mer
cenaries.—B, W., Howe's Monthly.
his
Suburban Values
“Have you made any money?” “Not
yet,” answered Farmer Corntossel
“But we're hopeful. However prices
may go. there's a real estate boom
just ahead.”
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a
mother, but It Is associated with her
in her capacity as housewife—a some-
of her mother with her, and
helping her, and useful to her in her
daily tasks-—and so she is not home
sick; a fact which she ascribes to
magical properties in the dish-
rag and not to the magic of psy-
chology.
The good luck Idea comes .a natural
ly through association. The mother
has heen the young bride's protector,
made things safe and pleas
The dishrag partakes of
the Individuality of the mother; to It
a primitive feeling transfers the moth.
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SRB BEBO
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CBee
AND GANDER
By Vicia Brothers Shore.
FOR THE GOOSE-
PERSON
severest critie
friend But they
your best friend to
critic.
fo he
your
might have your
best
to be
your severest
10 be
don’t h
be
ave
A woman can forgl
quicker than a joke
ve a real hurt
carried tod fur.
Some women think the best idea Is
to run away from a man; and some
think it's better to go after ‘em. But
I claim the best is to sit still, highly
charged with ecome-hither,
FOR THE CANDER--
Your lies shouldn't have
But should-—
w
your memory
No ma
studied the art
whale in
titer how much a8 man has
of fishin’, he
a duck
can’t
catch a pond.
blindly
you
If you trust
fiable to
if you Kk
to make
your wife
fool
suspectin’
muke an outn
ee § her you're liable
fools outa both of you.
(Copyright)
Bess NEAR EASA Ess sss genes
MONG the worst
wents Is “blues.”
But lmagioary diseases can
trouble, as well as real ones
I have known temperamental ladles
who had nothing whatever the maiter
them to render life miserable to
and thelr families for
a time,
And it is actually
ple to worry or fret
But for the “blues”
excuse.
It is a trouble of Inferior minds.
It will come om at any time, usually
when there Is no apparent cause for |
it, and last for an indefinite period.
Meantime the patient Is not worth
much. His work is bad. His temper
is tricky, and it Is wise to avold him |
and let him get over it
Gise a tictim of “blues
to think about—something that he bas
simply got to think about, like hustling
for a living, or keeping his job, and he |
quickly gets over It.
Coddle him, snd sympathize with |
und he will have a long spell.
» * *
of fancied all
make
at
possible for peo
themselves sick.
there is little
»”
something |
»
“blues” come to people who are |
for themselves—who think they
misunderstood, or that they are |
half as much out of life |
entitled to.
It comes sometimes,
genius, but genius can
is intolerable.
The
sorry
nre
not geting
of
he
course, lo
spoiled by
By JOHN BLAKE
Ask any grand impressario
about that.
Normal people are
ed with the “blues”
in good health.
Even habitual worriers
into that state of constant “|
opera
not much affect
while they
not
do get
a corner and pity themselves
-. . -
remains
actual
upon the
victim just
of coma, shedding
wental tears, and looking
battle of life as aiready lost
it sounds rather trite
that
it Is the best cure for the “bi
it is for most other mental foolishness
3ut there has to be a litte
ing now and then, or people
have no reminder of thelr own infirmi
The “blues”
8 sor or
and preg
achy
{to say
preach
1
Among colored
there are
“blues”
people,
many who
but sing
happy.
the
not
about them
jut these are people whe
in developing, and who
up with their brethren
markable climb up from
are
cannot
in their
slavery
re
achieving people.
If you have friends
“blues” don’t laugh at them,
who have
if you have them yourself, and can’t
HAVE one more story to tell”
said the Sandman,
locks, and those readers
little too young to
stories I ask to be patient, for I've had
canals and their ways!
“For the
“l have been asked how It Is that
the locks, in
they are on their way up a canal,
kept from overflowing.
“They are kept from this by waste
lnkes and the water runs back into
the main river, These locks through
which we went on my canal trip are
forty-five feet wide.
some water in the lock because there
is always a certain amount of water
below the level of the outtake and in
take valves.
“From a narrow canal one ap
proaches a lock. [It is a small space—
there is just room enough,
for our boat. The gates are opened |
and in we go, and then the gates are
And we are locked in a very
snug and fight-fitting Kind of pen.
“After the pilot gets us in a lock
we stay there until enough water has
flowed in so we can rise up to the
weight of the next canal.
“Then we go out into the canal. Why
can't they keep the water in so the
boats would not have to go through
this waiting every time, I wondered
The answer was apparent enough.
closed,
“So Slowly We Went Along”
When a boat going downstream
passed out of one of the locks the wa-
ter naturally rushed out, too,
“It was exactly as though we were
going up a very gradual fight of
Our irregular course had been
made so as to follow the least hilly
canal route possible,
“In the distance we saw the differ
And we were
going so slowly along because these
rocks of nature which made the
rapids forced men to use their wits
or else give up Inland navigation
where they were,
“So slowly we went along. It was
almost like an old-time drive along
a country road. On either side of us
were flelds and farms and orchards.
Sheep grazed nlongside—the people
were so near that we could speak to
them. We passed other boats. Tt
didn’t seem as though there could be
room for us, but there was They
naturally knew what they were doing!
"At
and it
and
night the canals were lighted,
was like going through Fairy
in a big boat. It seemed sO
surprised at anything!
“It took ten hours longer to go
along the canal route than it would
to go down the river where one could
shoot the rapids. The rapids have
certainly shown they were the ones In
authority.
“Yet there is something very splen
did, too, about man's power in not al
lowing nature to get the better of
him! For these canals were built
along a river which is filled with
rapids, and which could not be much
used had it not been for what man
has done,
“We traveled later past many won
derful islands of all sizes, but 1 kept
thinking of canals and locks and of
big boats which could go only through
a canal route because where there are
rapids big boats cannot go and ‘shoot’
them, because of the amount of wa
ter they draw.
“Of course, 1 have only gone along
the canals and locks in one part of
the country, but I advise anyone who
ever has a chance to take a canal
trip to do so, for the experience if
very interesting and the sensation of
being on a boat which Fises up along
COR JE JE JR J OR RO RC ER RE EE
get over them go to a psychiatrist and
get him to tell you what is the matter
with you.
They are pot normal por natural
(Copyright)
The Absent From
The Heart
iy
sry
WH oe
Those
Oonglan Ma
Hoch,
the absent? Surely
we think of da
h for, ng for,
we sing a bit of song for—
y by day;
we wis those we lo
Those
Hi a thousand miles away,
emory makes them dearer,
emory brings th
Who are the ab
Those but
im nearer.
gent? Surely not
unforgot.
a far,
Who
Those
Not, | know,
eyes and see,
for,
pray
are the absent?
we shut our
long
for, those
hose
Those
we toll the long day
woe
fore
Though a thousand miles It be,
Ev'ry memory, ev'ry yearning,
Brings beloved steps returning.
Who are the absent? Not, 1 know,
Those we still remember so.
hope we
Who are the absent?
Through tears
smiles,
never lose
ink of,
"hough it be a thousand
Ev'ry memory makes love
Makes it sweeter, makes it surer.
Who are the absent? When we part,
Only the absent from the heart.
(£2 1928, Douglas Mallec
Though
we
we part,
our see their
the gleam of,
lips we
Eves we
Words we th dream of —
miles,
purer,
A \
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aprAghe. 19 by Tin Bel Bomllivamn, Boe ©
A
“People may not worship the golden
calf any more,” says Reno Ritzie, “but
an out-of.town buyer at a musical com
edy gets as much of a kick out of it
as nny chorus gisl”
a river bed through a “system of locks
is amazing to say the least.
“And it doesn’t seem to me that it
can ever be properly understood unti
one sees it for one's self. 1 know |
never understood canals and locks un
til 1 saw them for myself!” =
(Copyright)
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vegetables that are not enough
alone to make a dish, try
Curried VeQetables.
Cook one cupful each of potato and
carrots diced in boiling salted water
until goft. Drain, add one cupful of
peas, curry sauce and a tablespoon
ful of minced prisiey., For the curry
gauce, cook two tablespoonfnls wi
butter and one-half an onion, sliced;
add, when the onion is yellow, (wo
teSlespoon.uls of tier mixed with
1 o fourths of a tc spovninl ow. alt
one-half teaspoonful of curry powder
and one-fon. th to. «uf pepper,
then pour on a cupful of milk. Bring
to the boliin’ point, strain aud add
the vegetables
*Russian Dressing for Fish Salad.
Shred four anchovies, ndd four
hard<cooked egg yolks mashed with a
tableapoonful of prepared mustard
Put through a sieve, Add to the paste
a cupful and a half of mayonunaniee
dressing, mixing It in a little at a
time, Add one-half cupful of smoked
salmon cut inte quarterdinch cubes,
Frozen Tomato Salad.
Cook and straln two cupfuls of to
matoes, ndd one teaspoonful of sugar,
n few drops of tabasco sauce, one
slice of onion. Strain Into baking
powder cans and pack in ice and salt
until frozen. Slice and serve on let
tuce. Top with a stif mayonnaise.
Garnish with green olives,
OB, 1928, Western Nowspa Ser Union.)
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My mother-in-
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| W. N. u, ‘BALTIMORE, NO. 35-1928