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“(5 RUN, grunt,” said Grandfather
Porky Pig.
“Squeal, squeal,” sald Miss Ham.
“What is all the excitement?” asked
Brother Bacon
“Yes, tell me.” said Summy Sausage.
“And | want to know, too,” sald Sir
Benjamin Bacon.
“I'd like know,"
val Pork,
“You have something to tell us, you
two," sald Mrs. Pink Pig, she
looked at Grandfather Porky Pig and
Miss Ham, and pointed in
their direction *
“Mrs. Pink Pig, said Pinky
Pig's mother. and Mr. Pinky ig sald
is right.
-
to sald Sir Perel
ns
her snout
Is right,”
“She Squeal, squeal, she
is right,
“Well,”
Piz. “it hard
talk when all of
“It Is hard,” squealed Miss lam
“Well, we will not say
oept to ask vou to tell ns”
“Will
Grandfather
(0 get the
You are
said Porky
{fo
speaking.”
is chance
anything ex
suid Broth
we, Pigs™
“Na " squealed ull the pigs.
“Now, let all say, al) ther,”
ir. ther Bacon added. “Miss Hum and
Voerky Pig what to
say.”
And wher
two, three”
whut
er Bacon
{Is
fogs
teil ue you ‘mmve
Brother Bacon os
ull
rather Bacon hid
“In the t
father Porky Pig, “Miss
were thinking it would be
a purty.
“Miss Ham would be the hostess and
all and 1
host receive them all
id “One
the pigs sald together
CHI
Ham ane
nice
firs piace,”
{Oo
enterinin the would
be the
they
guests
and as
came.”
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“Why that sounds fine,” sald Broth
er Bacon,
“Simply splendid,” said Sammy Sau
sage.
“Magnificent,”
min Bacon,
“Gorgeous.”
Pork.
squenled Sir Benja
grunted Sir Percival
for mere’ words to de
Pinky Vig,
Muster
nice
suid
“Too
SCr ihe”
“1 agree” said Pink Ply,
J |
I Mean to Show You the Same |
as a Host”
course,” salu Brother Bacon
delicious banquet.”
orky
‘youll have a
“th,
Pig
“Os
“And
us t
yes" suld Grandfather
corse,’ sald
Miss Ham
of © you'll iovite all o
0 come?” inquired Brother Bacon
er
He serene
meet with
Bate all
might
hrave
Is to lears i
befeht.
Sth =
reqch
master's
{e's lesson the
Charles Allen Pousson
tich in the life-giving vitamines, add
two green peppers,
and tablespoonful
anion
slices,
three small oranges
of
into
ane minced
Cut
Discard
green peppers and cut into rings,
ding the
y
Ln eact
each tomate three
the
Peel
tnembrane
the seeds from
the oranges, discar
and if any
plate put f
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with
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fill the
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Frenct
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onion to the dressing
is prepared with
spoonfuls of oil to one
a fourth teaspoonful of
THE MAN WHO HAS
DARED
DOUGLAS MALLOCH
By
E WHO
Whether
No man has
Whether he lived,
This the
Age impart
Only a few prevail,
Bui
has dared
he lost, or
failed, who
or do
truth
youtl
is truest
would fo
only the quitters fail
lirist on an bloody
Yet who shall
Ore He had
Ww ‘It is
ut is the
Where are the
CTOS So
it loss?
thought His
the end”
cruel
call
friend
ispered,
where crowd,
princes proud?
Dead like the mists of dawn:
Oniy the Christ lives on
ix not alone
wealth,
Honor
Laurel, or
Many a heart as brave
Sleeps in a loser's grave.
Whether he won or net,
Heaven has not forgot.
fle who dared. has done,
Whether he lost, or won
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ashes of cayenne and the tablespoon
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adding
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He could not quite understand why
Miss Hum and Grandfather Porky Pig
had decided on an Idea th.s,
and he wondered.
“We will invite every one of you,”
snld Miss Ham.
“Not one will ‘72 leave
Grandfuthe, Porky Pig.
“How truly de.ightfy)” squealed all
the pigs,
“When
such us
out,’ sald
Is the party to be? asked
“We
: sald
thought of having It tomor
Miss Hum.
in the afternoon
convenient,”
Pig
could lie
If that
be Grand
Porky
“Then we
vard
added
ther
after.
he
around
and bave a cozy Snooze,”
naded
“Well,” sal 3r
we'u
Simply
with pleasure.”
“We all do,” sald the
“Then at three tomerrew.”
Ham
“We'll ali
gs
I'he
“I'm
come,
ther Bacon
‘wlighted
nd
sure 10
deligh we all accept
together
sald Miss
pigs
be there” sald the »*er
nex: aft the
for
ernoon three
nt
all
or f
re on hand on foot
fprarty
"As hostess of this party,” sald Miss
Hart “y Lo
this afternoon by
menn entertain you all
he w
showing you
LUYE Ba
hostess can eal. 1
for
you
meet a
myself
'And 1
mean to show the sume
Grandfather
to
Brother
Porky.
for
incon
not he
srnndfs
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ndfather Porky,
righty
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of re
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me to hear a member
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—
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rather “sn
raternities which
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uits you yourself,
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discouraged, who Is not willing to
work with patience and wait for re
sults, who mopes and desponds if ev
erything sought and planned for does
not come at once, will find existence
not only very unhappy, but almost un
bearable,
It is good to have ambition. but
if ambition be lacking of the redeem:
ing attributes of resignation and sane
control, it is apt to bring nothing but
mere shreds of disappointment,
The young who have just stepped
from the shadows of the old university
or easily
that the world is waiting to reward
them with riches and honors, will in a
little while if lacking of mental equi
poise, find themselves sorely tried
There Is no period of life in which
self-deception is easier,
The fates play their seductive music
with deft fingers,
The welkin rings with the joyous
songs of victors marching forth with
flaring flags,
In reality the green companies are
maneuvers of the hard drill.
All along the line the veterans cheer
and clap, and shout words of encour
agement which the old fellows know
will be needed when the guns first pop
and the raw recruits get in action.
These gray heads are not of the sort
that flirt with discouragement. Not
one of them was ever known to de
clare that be had balked In the face of
duty,
The stars they are wearing
won by cool bravery,
When the storms of life beat upon
them, when the marching was rough
and deprivation tried their spirits,
when the heat oppressed them and the
cold chilled their marrow, they neld
the stronger to courage.
were
PRRAIIXXIIX
They
thers
early learned how to serve
This the heart-rending
drill, but when they were throug!
with It, they found themselves in po
sition to make a record of their own
0 was
The pages of history are gloriogs
with the deeds of such men. Follow
their footsteps.
Let peither long hours nor weariness
discourage you.
Be sincere and loge no opportunity
Be loyal to the man who every week
fills the pay envelope. Be loyal to your.
self and to your dependents.
Never lose faith, nor suppose that
all men are cheats, becanse once in »
while you have happened to stumbi
upon a knave,
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