PLE tl ernt Balchin, Ted Soreuson Floyd Dennet, three members of BEE EES eee SEEN se JUACK, quack,” sald Mrs, “Quack, quack,” sald vid Duck, “Quack, Ducklings. “Now you know sleep, don't you, asked Mrs. Duck, “Yes, Mother Duck” tittle duckling “Yes, we Lnow, “ “And we will show you, Mother Duck, so you will see that we know.’ “That is right, quack, quack,” sald Mother Duck. “That 1s right, quack, quack,” Sir David Duck. So the little ducklings showed Mrs, Duck and Sir David Duck and all the older ducks how they would be able to sleep in the water, which was what Mother Duck wanted to know, “Quack, quack,” sald Mother Duck, “vou all know your lesson well, and it delights Mother Duck's heart.” “Yon do, indeed, know your lesson well,” sald Sir David Duck, *“You are bright ducks. one could complain of you" “1 should say Duck “No brig lived, Duck Sir Da. quack,” sald the little 5 how yon must precious ducklings?” answered the quack, quack, said good, No not,” thier sald Mother ducklings ever N= tong ago I listened to a com versation between a young man | who wanted a job on a newspaper and the editor to whom he applied Tor It “1 don't think you want this said the editor, “Bat 1} certain 1 do, sir. tive,” returned the applicant “De you know anything paper work? “Not much.” “Do you know that it means longer hours and more intensive than any other kind of “1 didn't, but even still" “Do you penditure fn many job.” am posi about news application work?” if it does | the and will unless know that of intelligence other professions you greater returns—that have unusual good fortu on 8 newspaper, w a and probably smal . ali life?” “No sir, “Do there ox energy bring same you ne you must salary — your but you kn big are opportu The Country Road By Douglas Malloch ’ fhe country hills And To the left wills To right the The country raad is cool wit And calm with rural joys, Unsuliied by the shouts of ir Untouched by city . rad cunt ambles down the You hear nightingales bh shade ade, noise, 's how it used to be, This sweet and peaceful land, But now beneath the maple They've built a hotdog stand. filling station lifts its head Above the verdant grass, And where the spreading spread The air is full of gas, At least that tree A The roadside of another day Is now another kind, For pienickers have passed this And teft a, mess behind. The roadside that was strewn flowers Is strewn with empty Though nature made the ers, The other marks are man's with Cans, lovely A Sunday paper blows around, Some cake 1s drawing flies. It looks more like a battleground Where Mother Nature dies. And, if 1 sought some tidy spot To bulld me an abode, Yd samk it up an alley, not Upon a country road, (£5 192% Malloch.) SAWS 3y Viola Brothers Shore Douglas FOR THE GOOSE- HAT kickin’? live, ain't we? Cleopatra's got. right has any of us got We got our lives to And that's more than Try to make friends with a snob bish woman and she'll step on you Step on a snobbish woman and she'll try to make friends with you. EE FOR THE GANDER Hard things to Aide is love and chicken pox, There's fire in a match, but it don't. show till you strike it, Lots of times a man fatters him. self that he's give up a vice when it's ‘veally the vice that's give him ap. < (Copyright) * By JOHN BLAKE of merchants, sands lawyers and doctors and there are only of onportunities for Journal “Are vou trying to discourage me? “yes “Then dozens big ists?” you have no position for me.” that, Come back tell me if didn't say a week, and want a job” here you stil * * » has k tie Which want fo The boy not come had probably will not proves that he really be a Journalist, Had he bal the real desire, no man nothing come back, did uot without nobody digcouraged which and him, could succeed, could have There tor are some who horn know it by men and instinct. can't get door if are some jobs, they some sort If they front w, and of fobs the into th they will irs | 8 because tt or the fobs A And what counts still more is thelr determination, "8 There is the great driving force that counts more than anything else {t is almost an axiow that the rermined must win, They can even win over bet ter qualified who lack determination For the qualified are tempernmental and easy nge, and that Is ways a ity. de thoge sometimes discoyr fata to al I quat (Copyright) GIRLIGAG.? mpi, be The Bel Bonde and “A smooth tongue,” Meg, “is more to be rough-neck WALKER .e HERE is one not buy from f chant in the world. thing that you can- the mer: A minute of time, as unpurchasable as the greatest One second is of eternity. thousands fife whole Yet of men women through wasteful only of their own precious moments, but whol. iy reg of other r pe and go not ardless of the value ople’'s time, The great trouble with too many is at they put no value at all on time. They watch the hands of the clock go round with as rod regard for the fleeigg hour as fora passing wind. For a spent dollar another may be earned to take its place. For the lost friend another may be gained. But for the Rour that is gone, for the min- ute that is wasted, there is no sup- plying a substitute, no replacement it is gone forever. It was TIME, pot guns nor generals, that won and lost at Waterloo. And Napoleon was not alone among the great generals who were defeated by the clock. “Give ue time,” said a great scien tist, “and we can solve every problem the worl offers us.” We can heap up wealth, We cannot store away one moment. We ean gain power and assemble armies. We eannot go one second back or forward from the present. Yesterday is as if It never existed, Tomorrow Is as useless today as if it were a century away. Frederick the Great had a maxim which he borrowed from the wisdom of Seneca: “Time is the only treasure of which it Is proper to he avaricious.” Fvery man and woman should be stingy of every moment. And they should recognize the value of every other person's time. Life is composed of only two things: Time and effort. One is useless with. out the other, Both should be as nearly 100 per cent productive as we ure able to make them. Try as best we may, the end of life will find us with many things undone. No man ever wholly completed the tnsk allotted to him. There Is a rea: sonable excuse if into our use of time no waste creeps. For the man time or steal or excuse who & another's, wanties his own is neith- He has there nor valid rea wantonly destroyed what neither man nor the Creator Himself « restore or replace, BON. an Put a ilove on every minute. Be as anxious and as certain to get that value as you are to gain the worth of sour dimes and your dollars. lemember that once a mifite passed by it Is gone FOREVER. (EE by MeC has lure Newspaper 8yndicate.) msm { P soe But Memory Lingers Oh. if In belng forgotten, we could only forget l—Lew Wallace, “Every time waddle | think of how beautiful you are “Ah, yes, you're meiber's beautiful ducklings. And though sore may say you're not beautiful, | think you are. “And that is all that I care about. What do 1 care what some other crea- tures think? 1 don’t have to earry their thoughts about with me. “l bave my own thoughts, own thoughts tell me that beautiful, “And these thoughts of mine are what | keep with me. Yes, quack quack, my ducklings are very benu tiful, “You are smart, too. I'm Indeed proud to think how you have learned 1 see you and my you ure “You All Know Your Lesson Said Mother Duck. Well," the lesson of sleeping In the water so as to keep in the same place even us you sleep, “1 am proud to think of how very very quickly yon bave learned lesson.” And Mother Duck looked very preud and happy, Sometimes she was called Mother Duck and sometimes Mrs. Duck. Of course Mrs. Duck was what she had been called but she quacked so proudly about the beauty and the brightness of her children that most of the barnyard creatures as well as her own ducklings. began calling her Mother Duck, too, this Sng trees bright and 8 very mother, and that your children are very bright and very god children, but 1 think all of you are absurd.” "Quack, quack, what In the world, or the barnyard, do you mean?” asked Mrs. Duck, “1 cannot understand it. Not for a momént can 1 understand your strange speech.” ’ “Well, 1 suppose If you understood it for u« woment you would he able to understand it for a longer time, too” sild Sammy “I will explain to yon, do not think not think good however, | you're bright and 1 do youre a gos mother, Neither do | think your children are bright, nor do | think they're such good children “1 should that the world thiuk you'd niost haportant thing food and that the thing a creature ean do 1s to. gr they can “And if the their own accord they would be prac. ticing such lessons instead of the ab surd one you've just taught them” “Quack, quack.” sald Mother Duck “1 know, Sammy. that | do children to be pigs be ducks. and ducks thankful to say.” duck, grunted Samy them in brightest ab ali teach in hive vou not teach my theg I'm poor I teach they “You are,’ to ure foolish ut | how you am food nbout! for those of it appreciatively.” iCopyright) ft leaves more who think “Grunt, grunt,” sald Sammy gage, “you may think you're vers By NELLIE fike a blow with t : | while 10 prepare ly put Betsy's Pudding Take one cupful each of suet sugar, ral currants or « grated Beers ae brown sins, hopped prunes, carrot, grate potato i and one-half cupful of ground peel, lemon one-half spoonful of grated nutmeg, spoonful each of cinnamon and « Mix and steam three -m orange one tea peel, ane tea loves well hours, Bread Crumb Pudding Take two and one-half cupfuls breaderumbs, one cupful of sour milk, one-half cupful of shortening, one egg one teaspoonful of soda, one yful of raisins, one cupful of any Kind of preserves, one cupful of sugar, cinna mon and nutmeg to faste., Steam (wo and one-half hours, Serve with ang desired pudding sauce, When making lemon ple, not to add the lemon juice antil the cornstarch and egg have becn well cooked, as the acld with the heat has a tendency to thin the mixture, Almond Delight. Make a rich pastry, line a pie plate of Cu remember and fill with the following: Bianch MAXWEL siful Raisin Rie. package of seeded ralsins i one-half cupfuls of boil g water for five minutes; pour is one cupful of sugar that h: ended with in ne sng ing th well bl cornstarch, Cook thick, rem from tablespoonfuls one tablespoonful rind, the of tablespoonful of the orange rind grated, cupful of walnut meats nuts may be omitted if desired Bake between two crusts 1928 oye tal nti He of of espoonfuls smooth and fire add juice lemon and a of ove and two lemon grated nice an orange one he {5 Western Newspaper Union.» toll ws Fatal Defects Many a man gets “cold feet” be fore he has gone very far with his on- dertaking, and, strange though It may seem, he finds himself In “hot water.” Usopally he has failed to “count the cost," --Grit. | MONARCH QUALITY FOOD PRODUCTS sot the standard I you paid a dollar a pound you could not buy beter food products than those you find packed under the Monarch label, Reid, Murdoch & Co, Established 1853 Beasts of the Jungle African wild buffale, according is one of the most dangerous customers on the trall—"a from the word go. 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