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Diba dt i 4 1 BES
ai rat et
found her the other day In Thicago,
Chieago real estate broker,
lartiesville, Okla.
Charles Rankin, wife of a
5
“Though other purses be more fat,
Why should we pine or grieve at that?
tang sorrow! Care will kill a eat.
And therefore let's be merry”
T THIS season of the year
may prepare cakes and
which will keep as well as mince meni
and plum puddings.
Ice Box Cookies.
Take one cupful each
sugar, granulated sugar, butter, aml
nutmeats. One teaspoonful of va
ailla, two eggs, one teaspoonful of
sult, one teaspoonful of soda,
alt teuspoonfal of almond extract
and feur and one-fourth cupfuls ot
sifted flour. Mix well, add
or pecans, uring a few for decorating
the top when ready for the pan. Roll
up Into small round long rolls and
set away over night in a place
to become hard. In the norning cu!
into thin slices; decorate with the
puts and bake in a hot oven.
one
cookies
of brown
one
nlmonds
cold
Fruit Gelatin Salad.
Dissolve a packuge of lemon gela
tin In a pint of boiling water. While
it is cooling prepare diced pineapple
malaga grapes—removing the seeds
and skins—uand small sections of
orange. Mix the fruit, fill individual
molds with the mixture when the ge!
atin is beginning to thicken. Let
harden and serve on a bed of lettuce
Cover with mayonnaise dressing
thinned with whipped cream.
Grandmother's Date Cake,
Put half a cupful of butter softened
slightly into a mixing bowl, add iwo
and two-thirds capfuls of brown sugar,
four one cupful of milk
three nnd one-half copfuls of fonr
four teaspoonfuls of bakmg powder,
ane teaspoonful each of cinnamon and
beaten
exgs
nutmeg and one pound of dates, stoned
and finely cut. Rake In a tube pan.
Baked Bananas
each banunu strip
off the stringy
skin the fruit
each one-hal!
the ekin
portion
From
and scrape
leaving the around
Sprinkle over banana
teaspoonful of lemon juice and a tea
FOR THE GOOSE
AND GANDER
FU AAAS,
$m paninial
By VIOLA BROTHERS SHORE
FOR THE GOOSE—
BADERSHIP is easier to foller
than tut advice Is easier
to give than to foller,
Suppose the cuckoos In all the
cuckoo clocks in the country was to
strike for an eight-hour day?
give,
FOR THE GANDER—
Don't expeck a woman to enjoy a
practical joke. If it's on scmebody
else she'll be tvo tender hearted. And
if it's on herself she'll be too vain
There's three traits you can always
count on discoverin’ in hack of every
thing a woman does. The first Is van
ity. So Is the other two,
Copyright)
UREAT many people run down
studiousness, on the score that
it has po bearing on the practical
side of life, and io the end brings but
Httle reward
In 8 monetary sense, and in spe
cinl cases this may be true, but if
you will wateh the studious young
men and women, follow them in and
out among their pursuits, you will find
that the majority of those given te
study and close application altimatels
tommand fhe highest salaries and
write their names among the respect
ed and renowned,
The great Inventions which we use
dally, with seldom a thought of their
value to mankind, had thelr birth In
the mind of the studious.
' 4 (@® oy MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
The sewing machine, the typewriter
the intricate electrical appliances and
the automobile, with which we all are
more or less familiar, resulted from
contemplative study, coupled with tire
some days of intensive work.
Our life would be beggaurly, indeed
without the helpful assistance of
bruiln workers, who, notwithstanding
the asperity of Inconsiderate critics
are the real world builders,
It is the thoughtful who make life
brighter and sweeter for the thought
less, who habitually run down studi
ousness like Hi-humored courtiers
The vacant mind wastes lis years
in ignorance of things which would
fill It to repletion and give It value.
Turn where you muy, you will find
the full, thinking intellect atop of the
world driving it to its goal
Ever pondering, ever reaching out
and seeking new methods to subst)
tute for old. the reasoning men and
women are easing the burdens of life
performing herole deeds and doing
work which imsures a livelihood for
thousands,
Move slong with them, Train your
mind each day to open the door into
some new cealm of thought. Try this
for ao. month and pote in the thirty
dings the lmprovement in your mental
alertness .
Although It may be ditlicult In the
neginning, the effort required to over
come the difficulty will make you
strong, generous, great-bearted, self
reliant and fH you to climb the diz
ziest elevation in less thine than is
given now to grambling and bemoan
ing your lot,
(@ by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.) :
ss [I'S not every creature,” sald Miss
Julin Jumping Mouse, “who has
a tail which Is longer than the body
But such is true of the Jumping
Mice family. We have short Illitle
bodies, thin and dainty, and we have
tails which are still longer and still
thinner.”
“You speak the truth,” sald Miss
Jennie Jumping Mouse, “though you
doe express yourself In rather careless
fashion. For, from the way you just
spoke, one wouldn't be sure whether
mice had more than one tall aplece”
sald Miss Julia Jump
Mouse, "no one would think we
hdd thun one tall aplece, for |
never heard of a eresture with two
tails, and 1 don't believe others have,
either.”
“Ha, squealed Miss Jenule
Jumping “That Is 8 good
joke. What do sou care ahout a store
of All you nhont Is
your store of food which yon keep In
your cheek pouches. whut
you cure
“And do
Juila Jumping
“1 think,” sald
Mouse, “that
“Nonsense,”
ing
nore
ha,”
Mouse,
knowledge? cure
Those ure
shout.”
you"
Mouse,
Miss
we
80) answered Miss
Jennie Jump
te such fine
Our suits are simple
modest and quiet In appearance
like to wear brownish yellowish
Now it would he silly and io
very had taste if we ndorned
selves with purple and red and orange
suits Much too gay. squeal, squeal.”
“1 am glad” sald Miss Julia Jump
ing
suit
and
We
suits
BO
makers
our
AX EHR ERR HRN RRRNR
By NELLIE MAXWELL
RVR FERRER
spoonful each of butler and sugar
Pince in a granite
during
cremmned together
pan and hake, basting often
fifteen minntes in a hot oven
(2, 19318 Wentern Newspaper (‘onload
GPP
By LEONARD A BARRETT
NFLUENCE many secure you a job
but it is not likely + keep you at
sour Joh. Whether or not you are tox
big for your job or your job is ton big
for you depends entirely upon yourself
and not upor sour friends,
Stenm in the holler of an engine
will burst the boiler if It does not find
an exit. The very day you become 100
big for your job a larger job wili be
awaiting you. You wil: oot have to
look for it. It will seek sou.
The influence of friendship is a very
important factor In one’s life, but the
test of one's capacity to “ise in the
economic world depends not apon
capacity for friendship, but upon the
ability to get things done. The final
question which determines rewards Is
not, “Who are you?” but, “What can
you Jo?
The quality of work done proves
one's right to friendship. A friend may
help yous go the first mile, the re
mainder of the race you must run
yourself. All anyone has the moral
right to ask for Is the opportunity of
a good start. Your first job may be
secured for you by your friends, but
the quality of your work will secure
your seeand job,
Stand upon your own merit and you
will have plenty of friends,
(© 1928. Western Newspaper Union.)
Amber Known to Eskimos
Amber is a fossilized vegeluble resin
occurring In small quantities in the
more recent geological formations in
many parts of the American continent
So far as known It was little used by
the Indians, except the Eskimos of
Alaska. who made small ornaments of
amber. Ties obtained It chiefly from
the alluvium of the Yukon delta.
Ve Wr Ur We Ue Ue Ue Ve We Ue Ue Ue We He We
By MARTHA MARTIN
ing Mouse, “thut as a family we like
all parts of the country. We're not
narrow minded even If we have nar
row bodies! How well | remember
how my mother used to jump from
her nest when anyone frightened her,
and would carry us with her. And
they tell me I take after her”
“We all take after the Founder ot
the Jumping Mice family,” sald Miss
Jennie Jumping Mouse,
“And who was he, pray tell?”
“The first Jumping Mouse, of
course, you silly mouse” sald Miss
Jennie Jumping Mouse. “Yes, yes
we're all good jumpers and our long
hind legs help us tremendously, But
I must talk to you any more. |
have werk to do”
“What Is your work?’ inquired Miss
Julia Jumping Mouse, with a grin
“I must dig a hole. When |
my hole all ready |} will put
some grass so It will be warm.
not
have
into it
“There is nothing like a blanket of
grass. And near my bedroom | will
ve 5
.* i " pH J
y af
- ‘ -
¥ —_
Sete § A
Yes, We Are Good Jumpers”
Said Jennie Jumping Mouse.
“Yes,
uve tittle holes or rooms where |
will keep berries and nots which may
come In handy, 100.”
“You mean they
mouthy,”™ sald Miss
Mouse,
“There is no such word as meuthy,”
wrrected Miss Jennie Jumping Mouse
“and | do wish, Miss Julia, you would
not make up words when you're not
in that business
may
Juiia
come n
Jumping
“If anyone had asked you to ma.e
up a dictionary with lots of words
and thelr meaniugs there might be
scine excuse, bul no one ever has
Fancy anyone saying: ‘We're adding
to Webster's dictionary, Miss Mouse,
aud we would be pleased to have
your assistance.”
“Dear me,” sald Miss Julia, *1 can
see quite plainly that you need 2
good sleep. You're getting a little
bit cross, just a tittle bit! Instead of
baving gotten out of your hole on
the wrong side you need to go into
your hole to get some pleasant sleep
It's bedtime for the Jumping Mice
family, Good-night, Miss Jennie”
But Miss Jennie Jumping Mouse
bad already left and had juinped off
to bed. “It's high time for me to be
geiting my Mouse beauty sleep, teo”
ended Miss Julin te herself ag she
rubbed her sleepy eyes,
(Copyright)
————————
@otrdndnd SACs tron
What We Need!
OOO
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
Gvprprpapa pal epaprpapape
: HE rocks were rough, we felt the
brambles tear:
The sun beat down.
wiped his brow,
“We ought to make
from now,”
He sald, “for all
there
Is just some
pray'r.™
The old guide
it m an hour
we need to land us
cussin® and a lot of
I laughed nt that, § hadn't heard
Thur pray’r and “eussing” mixed so
very well ;
And so | thought
tell
fellow
ahsurd,
my duty was to
The that his language was
And spenk about the
Ward
religion, and
That's
Bireels
Where spiders lure
many a light,
Where man's »
brute by night,
the nw, and hinmes the
inw he cheats,
Makes gold his god snd Babylon re
peats,
long ago. | walk the city
the young with
man by day and
And
chents
Yet men shall hear, the hardest hourts
must cure
My mind bheholds
sirewn path
May we have strength to speak our
faith, and wrath,
For now we need what once we needed
another rock
there
A Hitle cussing snd a let of prag'e.
te 192%. Douglas Maillot. »
Napoleon of Average Height
Napoleon Bonaparte, commonly spo
ken of as an abnormally shart man
nctually was of aboul average height
On his deathbed his physician, Antem
marchl, found his measurement to be
five feet six and one-half inches In
his prime he was probably taller. His
dwarfed appearance was ascribed to
his unusually short legs. — Mentor
Magazine
SHARK is very unlovely and =n
very dangerous creature. He
looks almost as bad as he is and jus
to look at him is calculated to give
one “the shivers.” A sailor Is ant
urally Inclined to be superstitious, as
are most men who wrest a living by
combat with the tremendous forces of
nature. Lonely midnight seas surg
ing under the blows of howling
tempest, weird maritime phenomena
the thin division between life and
death, the insignificance of ship and
crew in the vast expanse of sea and
sky all help to promote a supersti
tious turn of mind. So, when, day
after day, a wicked fish-fiend of »
shark with its evil eye follows a ship
sallors can bardly be blamed for see
ing in that sinister following an omen
of death. Death Is oaturaily asso
clated with a shark anyway. If =
sullor should fall overboard he knows
that the shark would get him
Of course what the shark really fol
wows the ship for is the pleasure of
feeding on the gurbage the cook
throws overboard-—or if he is lucky »
sailor knocked overboard by a slat
ting sall. Bui mo such presale expla
nation as that will satisfy a sailor. No
the shark scents a death on board =»
is true tha! thousands of ships have
sailed thousands of miles and man
deaths have occurred ob board of them
and no shark has followed them Ye!
sometimes, naturally, when a8 shark
follows a ship a death does occur
among the crew. And #t tnkes ver
little to keep a superstition alive
I'ruth crushed te earth will rise again
but its resilience Is nothing compared
to that of superstitions,
Copyright )
vation, and food control
i
i
QUALITY FOOD PRODUCTS
eet the standard. If you paid
a dollar a pound you could not
buy better food products than
those you find packed under
the Monarch label.
Raid, Murdoch & Co.
Established 1853
On the Critics
Harold Bell Wright, the popular
wovelist, attended a Tucson reception
not long since and Inspected, with half
a dozen other guests, his host's library.
It was a large and splendid library
nll the books were de luxe editions
and all the pages were uncut, T
discovery caused a good deal of mock
ing laughter, but Mr. Wright held up
bis hand and said:
“Hold on, friends,
host. For all b
we kn
eritie.”"— Exchange,
Don't blame onr
ow, he may Ix
Tabasco Diet
10
him
likes 3 it
The way fire-eater is
to mule words and see
how be ching bis innards,
Farm and Fireside,
When a boy's
le thinks smoking =
more 80,
voice becomes bass,
cigar makes It
End
Stop acold before it stops you. Take
BILL'S Cascara. Bromide - Quinine.
Stops the cold, checks the fever, opens
the bowels, tones the system. Insist
HILL'S. Red box, 30c. All druggists.
HILL'S
Cascara - Bremide « Quinine
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
and iotestinal {il
This good old-fach-
foned herb home
remedy for consti
pation, stomach [ils
and other derange-
® ments of the sys
temsso prevalent these days Is In even
greater favor as a family medicine
than in your grandmother's day.
Have Musterole handy when a cold
starts. It has all of the advantages of
grandmother's mustard er
the burn. You feel a warm ti as the
Robust
Health
depends
upon
proper
: f Calo ls |
assimilation. Keep
the digestive pro
cesses active with
4 A 4 EEL ,
Wrights 22:5 Pills
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