The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 26, 1927, Image 7

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to Victims of
Indigestion
Your Dragiit Says ‘Says Ple t to Take,
Elixir Must Relp J Poor Bisirassed
Stomachs or Money G
Refunded.
You can be 80 distressed with gas
and fullness from posr digestion or
dyspepsia that you think your heart
is going to stop beating.
that your breathing is short and gaspy.
rellef—what's to be done.
Just one tablespoonful of Dare's
disappears, the pressing on the heart
naturally.
Oh! What blessed rellef; but why
Why have them at all?
Especially when any druggist any-
where guarantees Dare's Mentha Pep-
money back.
RLOTCHY SKIN
need not annoy you. te og
heads, etc. are quickly dispelled
Resinol
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box of KREMOLA. Cures the most stubborn case
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WHAT CAUSES BOILS.
Boils and carbuncles are the result of im-
pro diet or infection of the skin. Itis hard
% Getermine the exact cause but CARBQIL
wil give quick relief. No expensive opera
is necessary as one application of CARBOIL
romptly stope i608 the pain aad continued use
ws out & generous ie box
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One dose will expel th them. All druggists,
AGENT S WANTED
gefll JEL-E-MAKE, »
for making ally
A 50¢c bottle wit
large
territory
en and women to
os fr on entration
Great seller and repeater
2 poun of sugar makes §
Always jells. Write for
trial bottle
MARY HART JELLY CO.
Jacksonville, Fla.
g1nases,
and 60¢
Important Safety Device
A new direction finder has been per
fected which enables captains of ships
using the equipment to see the exact
position of an oncoming ship without
resorting to the uncertainties of audi
ble The device Is automatic
in its certainty. When in action,
swings until zero is reached and
the pointer indicates the exact
tion of other ship. The distance
from: the oncoming ship is easily eal
culated and thus collision is avoided.
signals.
a dial
then
posi
the
A bear is not at all fussy. At
zoo he cheerfully eats anything
children give him.
any
the
It your eyes smart or feel scalded, Roman
Eye Ha} sam, applied on going to bed, will
relieve them by marsing Adv
As Usual
Passenger—Is the train
late?
Porter—Yes, mum. I don't
of any new arrangements.-
Opinion.
London
Health lay: Nothing too much.
FOR OVER
200 YEARS
haarlem oil has been a world-
wide remedy for kidney, liver and
bladder disorders, rheumatism,
lumbago and uric acid conditions.
3 HAARLEM OIL Z
CAPSULES
correct internal troubles, stimulate vital
organs. Three sizes. All druggists. Insist
on the original genuine Gop Meat.
Kill LAI |.Elies
PHASE
FLY Ki tracts avd
from your desler,
HAROLD SOMERS Brooklyn
ON THE
INSTALLMENT
PLAN
A
(® by D. J. Walsh.)
WEN BRYANT entered the
kitchen and set her heavy bas-
ket down upon the table. It
was overflowing with needed
groceries, All the way home she had
been counting up the money she had
spent and the money she had saved by
going down to Grand street to trade.
I'eople who lived on Magnolia avenue
did not patronize the stalls and stores
on Grand street and most assuredly
they did not carry a basket, They or-
dered over the telephone. She had
done the sume until—
She sat down and counted out her
change. She had saved exactly 27
cents, And she hand had to walk a
mile and a half, to say nothing of
carrying fifteen pounds of stuff home
in the basket, ler arms were ready
to drop off. she had
Mrs. Elmore peeping. Mrs. Elmore
would think that something had hap-
pened whereby the young Bryants
were suddenly forced to economize,
it was only that she needed a little
money for something that she could
pot let Arthur know about just yet—
something that she had wanted dread-
fully a long time,
A set of the world's best authors
in ten volumes bound In green. ‘This
was what Gwen had taken a venture
on. She could not resist so much
good literature at such an apparent-
ly sufe and sane price. And buying
them on the installment plun seemed
such an easy way to pay for them,
She need not let Arthur know, for
he would be quite sure to object, and
she could save every penny for them
without infringing on their plans for
uaccumulating—like going down to
Grand street for the groceries. She
had already squeezed enough money
out of her allowance for housekeep-
ing and personal expenses to pay (wo
installments and was beginning to
hoard for a third. Meanwhile the won
derful books were safely hidden away
in the bottom of her trunk In the
storeroom and the key turned upon
them, Not until they were entirely
hers would she bring them forth, Dy
that time the long, cold evenings would
be setting lo and Arthur, she knew,
would be as glad of their entertain.
ment as she herself would he.
A step overhead startled her.
nody was in the honse! Now who in
world? Pale with consternation
she was getting to her feet when her
hushand bounced into the room.
“Ah! You're back,” he sald
“What are you doing home at this
hour?’ demanded Gwen. “You gave
me an awful scare. [| thought it was
a hurglar.”
“Drave child!” Arthur scoffed smlil
ingly. “There Isn't anything to do at
office so | strolled home to see
what you were up to. If I hadn't had
my key I couldn't have got in. Wi
you been?”
“CGrocerying.”
“What's the matter with
phone? 1 thought you
Jered.”
Gwen flushed.
“1 like to look things over,”
stiffly.
Arthur lifted the basket,
“This weighs something,” he sald
He looked at her curiously. “What's
the idea?”
jwen was saved the embarrassment
hy noticing that he was wearing an
old suit that had been hung away as
beyond respectability.
“Why you've got your old blue sult
on!” she exclaimed.
Arthur grinned guiltily.
“Yep, I had it cleaned and pressed.
Doesn't look so worse, eh? Might as
well get a little more wear out of it
and save my new suit. Well, darling,
Besides, seen
Some
the
the
here”
the
always or
tele
she sald
something for me to do by this time.
He was gone, but he had left a trail
of suspicion behind him,
“Now that was queer” Gwen
thought. “Arthur never came home
at ten o'clock before. And he sald
{ could have that suit for the Salva-
tion Army. Now unknown to me he
has had It cleaned and pressed and
What is he up to?”
When a young married woman
starts on such a theme as that there
At lunch Gwen quizzed Arthur In a
roundabout way, but only found out
tell her about. At dinner she was still
further nettled by his careless re
fusal to take her to a play, suggest.
ing a cheap “movie” Instead.
Next day she freited her soul out
wondering about him And this con.
tinued until the third morning when
it was time for him to fill up the
hudget box,
The budget box was a great tri
amph In its way. Gwen had made
it herself, with its small cells plainly
housekeeping, church,
ete. One cell was for Arthur's per.
sonal expenses and he never quite
used np the amount,
This time, however, he had used It
ap. Moreover, he didn’t put the stated
sum Into the cell,
“Guess I'll Just keep this by me”
he sald. “Say, Gwen, do yon mind If
{ eut the housekeeping $17 You ought
t6 manage.”
“Cut housekeeping $1!” Gwen stared
aghast. Why, she needed every cent
for her third Instaliment. But what
could she say without giving herself
away? She let him put the amount
minus $1 Into the box.
And now she knew that her hus
band was deceiving her about soine-
thing. When he had gone she wept
terribly-—wept until her bead seemed
like to split,
She was wearlly making salad for
lunch when he landed into the house
by way of the living room. She heard
her,
“Hello,” he cried.
“Headache,”
eyed Gwen,
He seized her In his arms.
“Darling, come into the living room,
I've got something to show you that
will cure your headache,”
Trivmphantly he led her Into the
next room. On the couch was a long
row of green volumes—ien to
exact,
“World's best authors!”
thur exultantly., *I bought them on
the installment plan—paid the last
dollar today, [I've been keeping them
at the office till 1 had them settled
for—1 didn't dare bring them home
till they were,
Gwen, suddenly limp with tears and
Inughter, sank on her knees
the sturdy green volumes, She was
on the eve of confession. But first she
must gather the precious elucidating
hooks into ber arms and hug them,
“You sick?”
returned the heavy:
cried Ar
beside
No Fun in Stopping
Dog’s Rapid Descent
When the wind blows a hurricane it
rains chimneys, shingles, flower
pots or telegraph poles, lave you ever
“crowned” with the fragment of
goyle from
tiles,
been
a cornice or a plunging gar;
a crumbling facade? A painful experi
ence—sometimes fatal, Dut I'll bet
that you have never seen a dog jump
out of a fifth-tleor window,
The unhuppy animal would naturally
dash Itself to pieces on the
say? You are wrong, lun this in
stance it flattened out upon the city
puvement u woman who chanced to be
passing, and, as it happened to be an
oversized dog, It struck with the lm
puct of a shell.
The dog iu question was, Indeed, »
but It had
master that I
usphalt,
you
high
never occurred to
might Jump from his apartment on the
fifth floor. Yet so it was—and the
obliging ghsorber was left un
conscious the sidewalk with =»
broken other
the animal vanished into the dist
Is It going
us to carry
to withstand the
The ancient
they feared only
that the sky might full on thelr heads
If Vercingetorix had ever received @
German police
might have changed
Launay In Le Matin,
Iated for the
professional Jusiuper,
its
shock
on
arm and injuries while
ance
for
oun
to become necessary
umbrellas strong
shock of falling
Gauls used to say that
one thing--that is
neck he
mind. ~Go)
(Trans
ty Star),
Identified
Wanted, a modern term for
fop, coxcomb These sound out
date, mid-Victorian, “Dumb bell”
doesn’t fill the bill, and for the
ment we can think of no other,
telling this brief anecdote
employ an antiquated appeliative. G
B. Shaw and a coxcomb were once in
the same Turkish bath, lying on slabs
with towels over thelr faces. An at
tendant came along and touched the
coxcomb on the shoulder. “Ready
Mr. Shaw,” he sald. The coxcomb
bounded to his feet, all sglow with
pleasure at being mistaken “for a man
of intellect. After he had been rubbed
down be handed the attendant a sov-
ereign as a tip, and as he was leav
ing, he sald, “Aw, tell me, my man,
what made you mistake me for Mr
Shaw?
“Er—well, sir, you see, sir, yon ‘ave
the same size feel"—Boston Tran
script.
on his
his
Paris,
Kansas Ci
dog
mo
so In
we shall
When Life Was Primitive
What are regarded by anthropolo
gists as the most primitive dwellings
in the world are to be found near
Dapitan, Mindanao, along the Iligan
bay region. These habitations are
little more than nests‘bulit on poles
instead of trees.
A few sticks crosswise and one or
two up and down and a little straw,
materials which a large bird might
carry, are thrown together above the
water for the Moro's “outside room
with bath” The bathroom is below
and all around the house.
The weather Is always
cooked foods rare, stoves unneeded
The Inhabitants sleep on the floor,
some of the more wealthy having straw
mats, Wardrobes are virtually use
less,
The Hold-Up
“Throw up your hands!”
“Oh!”
“Higher.”
“Oh! Oh!”
“Still higher”
“Oh! OB! OW"
“Now let's see what you've got”
“Welle Jgr—"'
“Sh-h-h"”
“Bute—l-nh-"
“Don’t say a word.”
YE refi he] "
“1 tell you to be quiet!
examine the back muscles,
as 1 thought. Rheumatism, You can
lower your aring now. That'll be $20,
please.”
Female Stronger Sex
After exhaustive sclentific study
Prof. 8. J. Holmes, University of Call.
fornia, has concluded that female In.
fants are stronger than males, A
study of the deaths of 3,405,404 bables
over a period of 23 years shows that
the ratlo of Infant mortality is 100
females to every 12805 males.—Path
finder Magazine,
| See More Formal
Trend in Apparel
Though sports modes are still ou-
the trend for spring, observes g
seems to be toward
dom,
for several seasons, With
rs, tucks, plaits, seam lines,
drapery and pumerous
sther Interesting methods of fabric
treatment being adopted by designers
clothes,
simplicity,
seen
tie
ind accepted by milady, even
characterized by
sradually are assuming a more formal
This should be good ne
he woman who sews, for she is In a
yosition to achieve the newest and the
ng of fashions,
Another bit of joy Is the use of lace.
An model {linstrates
rend of the mode with a dress
the first of Paris, Callot,
was made In
hing lace, The sleeves
they appear to be—
A most delightful de-
has been repeated In black
eorgette and lace, Not less
he Callot desiyn which allies blue
ind the three tones fu green, The orig
nal sketch shows a lively French blue
with a fold of marine green at the
wand and white dalsies, embroidered.
[he green stems lao two tones are tied
with a tones of green,
“ne Inv
ine to give the
The
‘inating a
ind chi
ORS
yreted by Lecomte,
idjusthble, by
the tailored linen
worn with a black pla
{HOS
1018, ws to
nost charmin
this
from
The
helge
attractive
house
yriginal showing
satin with mate
ire just what
djuares of lace,
ign that
solv {a
lovely is
bow of three
erted plaits take a diagonal
effect of a he
ill not exhaust the
lero
genson w
rrangements of floral crepes
mart-
Jos ter-
get is
improve on the ®
1
diagonal
ffons or
of the line nas
If your bu
conts
ited satin skirt,
he most effective th r that has ¢
wut of Paris
that had
Worth Is
me
rreen, one dancing frock
eRsIve Ki »# of green
specially i
olor for
argy p
2 glittering
is of
The
ing frock
RAlin
is deeply pin with each plait end
ng In a ribbon of chiffon, tnced with
satin, The ripple of the chiff
fringe, thus in danc
Host youthful
The
jeved not only by «
at the
An unsual dane
shiffon skirt
over
on-satin
ere ated, ing Is
\ 1 ning
and charming
front movemer Wf skirts
tne boon
ach hing the
VUE center fron an arma.
ment, but also In several wlels by a
of bias tucks at the left
fullnes
gucression
from which 8 of
the skirt ripp
in one afternd og sown
Hrilliants,
the syccessive
les freel These
are outll
Earring Hats New Fad
are found among
ng bonnets from
Usually they are helmet-shaped with
round medallions or flat pompons
placed over the ears and with ear
rings attached at the sides. A draped
Earring hats
ewer even
sffoct over the ears and has large
round gypsy earrings suspended at
the sides. Gold turbans with earrings
of brilliants are occasionally worn
with the dinner gown.
Rose Beige Taffeta and
Green Tulle for Misses
This frock of rose beige taffeta and
green tulle, worn by Colleen Moore,
motion picture star in “Naughty But
Nice,” is the last word In what the
well.dressed young boarding school
miss will wear for dancing.
Black Cheruit Twill Is
Used for Charming Suit
Nothing could be more attractive
The white
‘Frocks « of the Season
The i" at ig {1
GUER
+ fir
01
lace,
West
frequ
is and womer
in New York and othe
wear
Tar
ently
jon centers Of course if
over flesh color and
(ine
the
appear
SOIMe right touch
0a “
ince
about three
ing art,
} the
ftest rose
iround
aroun
whiot
which
shades of the sd
darker still
ches wide and crushes
under each band and ties in a
separate bow at the left thus
making three big, droopy with
ull the way down the
something of the cas
softly
side,
bows,
side and giving
cade effect,
The lace frock that is the result of
the clever handling of lace flouncing
the most attractive one. It
is far better for the amateur to under
take. Allover laces require much time
and ingenuity to keep them from hav
ing a stretched appearance. And lace
edges bound with a solid material
are seldom a success. Bindings of this
kind must be done so narrow and with
such smoothness that it Is best not at
tempted except by an experienced per
gon. A picot edge gives a better effect,
where something must be done to fin
{sh a cut edge of lace, If one likes a
bound lace edge, the bias strips could
be cut from the lace itself
Question of Waistline
Still Being Discussed
The question of the waistline this
season comes in for much discussion
Judging from the reports of the Paris
troduced by the best known of the
American designers, there is no defl-
must be placed. There is, however, a
somewhere nearer the natural line
years,
Many of the smartest frocks have
hips.
what lower,
jong before our frocks will have »
well defined line just where the nat
ural waist is supposed to be,
Black Is More Popular
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TARBOX 17 Lent Bt Brookly N
W. N. U, BALTIMORE, NO.
Then and Now
IAs
ast hat he tears
wer Her
id-Progress
Indigestion produces
sometitnes alarming syn
indian Vege! abl e P in rey
digest 72 Pearl
Men as Clock’s s Works
When a broken
faithful clock In St
London, to
as the works
that
for
placed
keeper
every minute
Alsagrecable and
poms Wright's
gy mptoms and
restore
be 1 1804
& cathed:
Paul’
stop recently, men acted
the fact
thousands depended on the clock
of the
face of the time
turned the hands
during the daytime until
e completed
Recognizing
time officials church
behind
men
the
who
When a
mouth
fool is angry he opens his
and shuts his eyes
Old King Cole,
that merry old soul, he
Called for his pipe
and his bowl—
What a pity they couldn't
fill the bowl with nice,
hot Monarch Cocoa,
but they didn't have it
Black is more fashionable than ever
and is being worn more than eve |
than any single color, With white, It
forms the feature of the new compose |
costumes. ‘To complete the latter,
black shops ore worn, but the stock.
fags should be of beige, flesh or gun
metal, The gloves may either mate |
the stockings or be of black with |
white stitching and white embcoldery |
on the short turn-back culls. :
{heir own
REID, MURDOCH 8 & Co.
1853
New York