Story
THE DUCK'’S PARADE
Mrs.
suid
Duck.
Miss
“ UACK, quack,” said
“Quack, quack,”
rack.
“Quack, quack,”
Runner Duck.
“Quack, quack.”
tunner Duck.
And all the little ducklings said:
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
Then Mrs. Duck said:
“Quack, quack, we are going to give
a party. I am giving it in
my young daughter, Daisy Duck.
is such a perfect duck! Such a
fect duck! And I want to give her a
party.
“It will be a swimming party.”
“Quack, quack, oh dear,” said
Indian Runner Duck.
“Quack, quack, oh dear,” sald Miss
Indian Runner Duck. |
“You know I'm not very fond of the |
water,” said Mrs. Indian Runner Duck,
said Mrs. Indian
said Miss Indian
honor
per
Mrs,
The Ducks Sang as They Marched |
Along.
“In fact
water,
she added, “I don't lil
the And 1 don't believe I'll
enjoy your party. In fact, I'm not
sure but that I have another invitation
on that day and
accept your very kind thought of me.”
Mrs. Indian Runpver Duck felt that
perhaps she had not been very polite
aud tried to make the last her
speech sound better than the first.
“Oh, sald Mrs. Duck, “I really hadn't
finished explaining about my p:
“It will be
first for all
swimming t
wouldn't be able to
of
a swimming
who
that
those
it after
barnyard party.
“We will have all sorts of fun and
we will finish off with a splendid din-
ner,
“I plan to have many different kinds
of games played and 1 thought we'd
have a parade which woukl be a great
of fun.
“Parades are always amusing,
“Our parade could called the
Duck's Waddling Parade and we could
sing or. quack as we marched along.
deg!
he
“I made up a marching song to sing
as we waddled along. 1 suppose most
would say couldn't but no
matter, In our quacking way it is sing
ing.
“And besides lots only make a noise
who eall it singing. So why should not
the ducks the same?”
And all the ducks quacked.
we sing,
do
“The truth, quack, quack, the truth,
Lots only make a noise and they call |
their noise singing, so why should not
Why not, in-
why
Quack,
the ducks do the same?
There
not.
no we
we
deed? is reason
should So will
quack, we will."
And Mrs. Du
“Quack, quack, I am
all ith
“lot us hear the
walled, Mrs. Duck
marching na and
ck sald:
SO
me,
glad that
of you agree w
song.”
So red
this was
SO
Quack, quacl
Behind
fet
KQUackK,
ea
us n
juack
And then she took a breath
tO rex
}
marching
gan +» the second verse
song which went like
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Colleen Moore
Colicen Moore, the "movie’ star, sat
on an “extra” bench for six months
and then got a Job lacting only three
Finally her chance came in
Her success con
“Irene,” “Twinkletoes” and
“Orchids and Ermine.” Miss Moore
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The
they
duck
quack
worth.
Thus
on:
encouraged,
They all thought this was excellent
advice and would
careful not of
sort
And then
practice
all sald be |
to
they
do anything this |
Mrs
their
Duck
kind
and
made
of
told
in
thes
a
quack-quac)
}
about thie
and
sndid affair
And indeed it was bevond even
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it wi
cided
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FOR THE GOOSE—
SAWS
By Viola Brothers Shore
X* YOU laugh you get fat, and if you
A ery you get a red nose, and if you
don't do neither, you get lines around
the mouth. Tough, ain't it?
If you're anxious enough to dance,
you won't pick on the orchestra.
FOR THE GANDER—
is
a watchdog
careful they'd
a
Some
like to
whistle,
people
learn
80
to carry
It don't matter what a smooth talk-
er your lawyer Is, if
got ear stuffed
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How It Started
By JEAN NEWTON
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THE “MANSARD” ROOF
WE ARE all familiar with the
mansard roof, which Is construct.
ed with a break in the steep sides of
the ordinary A-shaped roof so that
each side has two planes, which makes
the rooms underneath habitable and
eliminates the useless garret found
under the other style of roof. Some
of us have used the name “mansard”
roof without knowing the origin of
the term.
The “mansard” roof Is named after
Nicholas Francois Mansart, a famous
French architect, whe lived from 1508
to 1668. At the height of his influ.
ence Mansart designed most of the
fmportant public buildings erected at
the time in Paris, as well as the fa.
mous chateau of Malson-sur-Seine for
louls XIV. His work is noted for
its classical refinement and purity of
detall. And one defall of his origina.
tion which has familiarized his name
these many years to people who have
no interest in the history of architec.
ture is the now popular, though mis.
spelled, mansard roof |
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For Meditation
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THE HUMAN ELEMENT IN
DUSTRY
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By LEONARD A. BARRETT
SOOO OHOHOGHOHD
IN.
average manufad in
| N THE
dustry about 30 per cent of the
turing
cost
of production is charged to raw ma
it to
raw
iarket
price is only ong factor in anticipating
profits. The important element
is not material but labor, not stock b
men, not things but personality. Ethi
cal values are as indispensable to suc.
business as val-
The ratio of Importance would
seem to be as seventy Is to thirty,
Labor refuses reduced to an
automaton. Employment of men and
women machines creates
disturbing to Industry and
profits. Labor is homan and will not
be dehumanized, without disastrous re
sults. The human in indus
claims that its valuable
is not cotton, lumber or wool, but
terial, the
labor,
material at the lowest possible n
remaining 70 per ce
The successful purcl of
ase
most
tt
tt
cess in are material
ues,
to be
as reactions
lessens
element
try most As
sot
the capacities of men to create, pro-
duce and serve. The most important
thing is not machinery, materials or
markets, but men, and that the biggest
thing in men is mind and heart. The
mobilization of the human element in
industry is the most important unde
veloped resource in the business world
today.
Success in modern industry argues
that right is superior to might, that
the competition which destroys must
give way to the competition which
builds up. The surest way to the real-
ization of profit {s to safeguard pro
duction at its source. Inhuman treat-
ment of labor either by unsanitary
conditions, destructive environments
or by wage which make impossible
wholesome living conditions spells
fallure,
(@. 1927, Wentern Newspaper Union)
mmm Prisstninn
Double Shift of Penitence
At a club a man who had applied
in vain for membership was being dis.
cussed. “I have heard that he is un.
scrupulous to an unusual degree,” sald
one member,
“Unserupulous?’ returned another,
“If that fellow were to reform, he
would have to put in overtime feeling
remorse," Boston Transcript.
HOSTESS SAYS:
By DELLA THOMPSON LUDES
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INVITING GUESTS
N EVER Invite
Crowd not
be
thar
in
ber
Not md
ti
ii
ire
af three
To ask too many guests to ti
ig 10 rob it of
of entertainment
$ i i Birsart rn ity {
ind the opportunity
general conversation, which
of such meal
u
Much of the enjoyment of th
invited
“ guests
of the
re
table
appointments,
are to an affair
of
the
1 he
he guests come thr
table and its
ongh from other
wit is Its
to please
tie” cloths, with 1}
may be used Never
used
a
show color when
usher” hon
louble-faced cant
double on fanned or one
} } tions the table.
fo t
tista
atter are more
and
the 1}
A low
Tall t
to
il
i
The
large
OWers the
in
ment of the table
of
th
er's faces
As for
candle makes a party
part weanty
arrangement
ts Keep
anoth-
flowers ig best ouquets
¢ guests dodging Ke One
for one
If IT walk into
are
I
I don't care what hap-
twelve o'clock, Now | am at
lighting—well, me,
a dining room where candles
burning
am Cinderella,
pens at
the ball
Two candelabra at either of the
table, or four candlesticks rather
wide apart, light the small table well
and lend that soft mellow glow which
tongue and makes all
women beautiful,
Among many attractive candle
sticks are those of plain clear ginss
with a square, solid base Kilver can-
desirable, and
bronze are equally good though rather
the table—immedintely
on
end
set
loosens the
the
dlesticks are especially
little flickering glow is very lovely, and
is preferred to the shaded light, The
candles and stick must be tall enough
to bring the flame above the level of
the eye,
monize with other decorations. They
may be made at home and most inex.
pensively.
at the cost of the frames only. And
cent store,
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UB by McClure Newspaper Syndicate)
DRIVERS SHOULD
FACE HARD TEST
Reasons Why States Should
Enact and Enforce the
Chauffeurs’ Act.
Ten sallent reasons why every state
im the Union should enact and enforce
the uniform motor
ind chauffeurs’
vehicie operators’
act recommended by
points out:
1. The large number of automobile
limbs and property, should be
reduced, following passage of the
model law urged by Second Na
“Hfonal Conference on Street and High
way Safety,
Decrease Accidents.
There should marked de
srease In the number of drunken
Arivers as motorists who in
the
2 he =n
wersist
n many states which
such permits,
do not
residential
play In the
thelr licenses
through
shildren
Lnow
districts,
streets, If they
are In danger
wing canceled
4. Habitually
notor
volved
tious and courteous once
careless operators
vehicles, who are constantly
in crashes, it1 be
mare
they face
of licenses,
losing their
to
prospect
Bb.
Permits Aris will
ranted to
1.1
PErSOns 3
CIIReS
day It
7. Forelg
aenk Eng
fears of
Heense
OT Ge
orivileges |
10. The
notorists being afral
in ident
after being
hey
they
the possibility o
an
ac
will realize that if apprehended
11
HiCenses and face
will lose thelr
f
and a Jall
J
both a fine
entence,
Highway Courtesy Quite
Necessary for Safety
If motorists
Mest
will adhere to the sim
iighway
§1
yootl
ourtesy
“Highway
nrecise and
precise and
ng
ndie clearly
hange of
pr it Is to be
sr a full stop.”
this
while dri
right
course
a
connection
“one of
n Morse points ont
that
ic safety is the signal system devised
that
sthers
the fundamentals of traf
driver l
0 one may
of h intentions.
the number of accidents
and highways It
that each driven pay 100 per cent at
tention to the fundamental
There is a crying
adherence to this signal system by mo
torists."
apprise
To
American
egaent
is reduce
on
trees is jal
principle
need
Some Fast Americans
Get Enough at Times
Now then the American
tourist abroad bumps @
surprise, ns was well flustrated
the man from the
States up friend
near London and was invited to
a week-end at the at
© country estate. The «¢
th to the hotel for the
Al was a $17.500 road
ster with a straight-eight power
plant. On the way out the
owner mentioned that the car
was good for tremendous speed
to give a demon
The American, born
and bred to speed, cried
iL
{
|
and
i
§
into
case of a
who
in
enlled f
spend
1 ar
ri
at came
nerican
and started
stration,
enough
reached
speed of the
around 80,
when
95. The
Car seemed
the speedometer
i
regular
be
to
i
ve
”
Heating Delivery Truck
During Winter Months
During the winter months the gro.
and
must deliver their products some dis
find =» the
great Commercial
$15 to 825,
and a
ceryman, milkman others, who
tance, wiil
of
exhaust
heater within
car advantage.
heaters cost
the
enter
from
incinding Installation,
h
| feenble can be ma
less Remove
muffler
+» between
of the muffler
eX pense
line and from
insert i!
and the end
0 EXHAUST
LINE ~~
Homemade Pipe Heater for
Trucks Which
Exhaust Pipe.
Delivery
is Attached to the
«t
hau
ust pre
’
CRT
floor of the
vr months the ends
ose with pipe Caps
ter these ends are left
s0 that the exhaust gases will
the
open
| elrculate
| Mechan
nround -Popular
jes Magazine
Severe Punishment for
Receiving Stolen Cars
Teetl ill be Injected into the fed
a penalty
£5000 fine and ve years In
for Interstate
nsportatior
GRODO TES
prog > 7 5
the same
sons wh such
| transported property and
“receive, conceal, store, ba
”
dispose of” such property, knowing
to be stolen
It |
ishiment meted
| state through which
erty is tMansported,
The motor vehic
is commonly known as the Dyer
& further provided that the pun
in any
felon rosy
stolen proj
may be out
the
national le theft
[xt
BUSSES
i
of commerce of the United States co
ntains some Interesting figures on the
“An outstanding development of
Transportation experts are beginning
rallronds in the United States and (
the year is the Increasing use of the
to comprehend the possibilities of the
anada are now using motor trucks te
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