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MARCHING
SOMETHING TO
THINK ABOUT
By F. A. WALKER
TAKE THE SUNNY-SIDE
A
Four
he
WARY In ang
crowds and
that it is worth
he sunny-side.
There at the best un-
romfortable mixture and
shadows, which has a way of dampen-
ng ardor and giving you the “blues.”
~#hen you are doing your utmost to be
sheerful.
Hope, it
out,
perhaps
while
'
uces, to
is
odd,
shades
fan
of
Is affirmed, deserts us
les a little closer and smiles Infinlte-
¥ sweeter when we to
he sunny-side and saunter along
step with it, under the of
*heery companionship.
choose
in
is
elect
spell
On the sunny-side we find better
waith, good fortune, inspiration and
nnumerable uplifting thoughts which
snaobie the soul.
And we get them In abundance, for
hey are always there, delectable and
avely gardens of new-born roses,
The kindly face of the old lady you
just brushed by In your eagerness
zet ahead, bears testimony to the mys-
‘ic magnetism of the sunny-side. And
fine old gentleman immediately
thead, attests by his carriage
and beaming countenance that
infalteringly trod the
the day he resolved
he shadows in which
ng and fading.
There is a lingering
demeanor and
he wends his
smiles with
as
to
he
erect
he has
sunny-side,
leave
tO
dnce
he was wither
in
vigorous
lifts his
its
content
hoy ishness
3 hi
in his
iis
as
and
ment,
step way,
at serene
For vears, let us suppose, you were
morose, moodish, sullen, lll-humored,
burlish and sulky, then one day, an
mpulse seized you and led you to the
sunny-side,
In a little while you were trans
formed, flushed with fervor, enthusi-
ism, tender passion and rapturous
adoration,
You with new eyes, felt with
sensibility, heard with new de-
You were a changed being, due
te taking the sunny-side,
you could discern the bright
aml beautiful things In life which all
the while had been close about you,
but hidden in the dark.
2 by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
ol Jon
HE YOUNG LADY
ACROSS THE WAY
Saw
new
tight.
entirely
where
The youag lady across the way says
no wonder lamb is so expensive when
#0 many of the sheep are killed just
for their wool.
(B® by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
-
The world
brings
Grand reforms,
But
moves on, its progress
undreamed of
modern
things,
nothing can fill
plac
Of the dear old home and m
face, ~Mrs. C. Jewett
other's
HOUSEKEEPING HINTS
AS
it is
FOOD
with the locality and the season,
to
materials
differ in price
often impossible strictly fol
low a recipe, as we find so:
BUILD YOUR
HOUSE
ne ingred!
ent either too expensive or difficult t«
obtain,
If the
composition
housewife understands
of foods
food
she can substi
tute some other
good results
For example,
for In a recipe, chicken fat,
cream, clarified bacon fat or some |
other butter substitutes may be used
depending upon food to
pared.
Cream contains
butter, chicken fat
fats, their composition
considered,
Chopped nuts are
such as salads, mock
material wit}
when butter
Is called
sour
the be pre
more than
using
be
water
legs ; in
must
80,
such
ndded
meat
to foods
loaves and
other dishes, add
dish, All
to the housewife who is {nterested In
family well
ng food value to the
}
i
i
these things are Invaluable
feeding her with
and
economy
The
each
Department of Agriculture
state and at Washi
publishing bulletins from th }
many of them for the asking. of great
assistance to the housekeeper,
The be hel
io
arning to compare values:
following data ma;
in ls
In
should be two
one cupful of milk there Is
fat.
or
teaspoonfuls of
$3
three table
three table
In one cupful of cream,
spoonfuls of fat; double cream six ta
blespoonfuls of fat.
Butter, fourteen
fat; the two unaccounted for are salt
and moisture,
One cupful of English walnuts, two-
thirds of a cupful of fat
One cupful of peanuts
third of fat
Chocolate
tablespoonfuls of
about one
one ounce, a scant table.
spoonful of fat
Minute Soup.
Take one cupful of bread erumbs,
one tablespoonful of butter, one onlon
grated, salt, pepper and a little poul-
try dressing, one and one-half cupfuls
of rich cream and three cupfuls of
boiling water. Simmer one minute,
with erackers,
Nee
(@&, 1927
serve
Western Newspaper Union.)
— £
S By Viola Brothers Shore
FOR THE GOOSE--
ONT let your right-hand neighbor
know what your left-hand neigh-
bor 1s doin’,
If your lawyer happens to be a
member of your family, he gen'rally
advises a settlement,
You often go to bed cryin’ the days
you get up laughin’. But you seldom
go to bed laughin’ the days you get
up cryin’,
FOR THE GANDER.
People with strong appetites ain't
much bothered about niceties of tasté
It's gen'rally less dangerous to face
a danger than to keep on bein’ afrald
to face It, .
What If you do fight with her oc
casionally? Don't a man always en.
Joy a horse the best that takes the
most breakin’ In?
Compliments Bon't cost nothin’ , . .
to the giver,
(Copyright.
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
MZ hurry Lome before
proaching storm;
When day turns dark, they think of
hearths and fires,
bed to le In, and a
WAT
When day turns dafk these are the
heart's desires,
When that hour comes, when rolling
clouds arise,
When men go hurrying
Ways,
will not
the skies
They must have built it in their bet-
ter days.
the ap-
Some house to
homeward
Home fall llke manna from
No clap of hand will raise a fairy
house,
No shelter by magie
deed ;
To have a roof when winter winds ca-
rouse
A man
open some
must build In time of little
“I'll bulld a house
But now summer blossoms
ev'rywl >
But who would have a house to which
to climb
Must build it In
days are falr,
the days when
So folly thinks of fulth.
well
hesd
the
“When I
tell,
Then
search
When all Is
Why solemn of
the
church?
have sorrow, I have woe to
summons
consolstion I shall
her
*"
for
But faith is builded as all shelters are
And who would pray must
to praise
also learn
A faith to hide us when the tempests
roar
We must have bullded In our better
“lure Newspaper Syndie
i)
CTHE WHY of
SUPERSTITIONS
By H. IRVING KING
ate.)
VAMPIRES
HIS Is an anclent Slavic superst!
whi to lands
tion hich
We Ie
pe Opies
spread many
flourished
but chiefly among
their dead
mating them. Though mu«
mon then formerly the vampire super
stition is by no means extinet, In 1870
and 1871 there were trials of
people accused of dead
connection with vamplireism
} ned to an
Germany--there se
superstition Just then
who buried instead of cre
h less com
many
disturbing
bodies In
in i be
epidemic of the 3
and In comparatively recent years
least
New
vampire is supposed to
two cases have come
England
to light
be a dead
who comes forth from his grave
stuck the
The
the form
blood of the living at
superstition is a bit hazy
as to in which the vampire
whether nas a gl!
An
best
COMes
actual,
ost or In the
buried body. examination
and authorities
sort of “as
and sulcides
a rabbit run
would seem to Indicate a
bods Criminals
turn Into vampires but
ning over, or a bird fiylng over the
grave of innocent person may
change him Into a vampire.
This superstition doubtless origt
nated In the imagination of
Slavs who saw thelr loved ones dying
from some wasting disease for which
they were unable to account In »
New England of vamplreiam
which the investigated about
thirty years ago the family afflicted
were found to be consumptive. Burn
ing the body of the suspected vam
pire is the accepted remedy for the
affliction
{© by
an
gloomy
case
writer
McClure Newspaper
{)
Would Have That Pleasure
Horace-—1'11 you
time, eh, what?
Phyllis—Yes, 1
Uncle George,
Horace—Your Uncle George?
*hyllis—Yes, he's an insane asylum
superintendent.
Syndicate)
Ree again some
often go to visit
GIRLIGAGS
»
(Copyright)
aa a
“It is to be noted,” says Pertinent
Polly, “that having a sharp tongue
never gets anybody & reputation as #
cutup.”
PA.
f
re
NEW
#
Tobin, movie star, about fo step into
three-wheeled taxicab.
CLEAR SIGNALS
Marred by Preventable
Accidents.
Too many motorists never achleve
perfection In thelr driving, their rec.
ords are marred by accidents of vari-
upkeep costs are high merely because
they fall in the first fundamental of
good driving-—the necessity of giving
clear, signals of thelr
tions.
This opinion is expressed by Charles
M. Hayes, president of
Motor
motorist
sharp inten
the
Chicago
club, who that
might
his
None Is Immune,
that immune
of carelessness
Mr. Hayes
business or
that
profit taking
driving practices.
“It
this form
lessness,”
ure
cAres
seems none is
rerhe
BAYS
when
times
something
#
ig of
nature
and un
circumstances, drives
less llke an automaton
subconsciously, that the
mind is alert and that
or
heavily
such
or
suming,
Pr man's
press
der
nore
upon everyone,
one
Be
his
occupation.
“Such an attitude
one looks at it coldly,
form of ‘buck passing’ that the aver
age motorist would not be guilty
isn't
Remove Mystery Element
that is,
from accidents of every
depends
the
“Successful driving
that Is free
variety, even the most minor
upon each driver removing
ment of mystery from his
tention. Thousands of accidents
saused annually in all parts of the
country because some driver falls
give a signal and another assuming
in
are
every
fuesses wrong
“The American Antomoblle associa
tion, with this club is affiliated
gs continually active through its more
than 800 local organizations in the in-
terest of safer driving.
“It is an problem for each
individoully., Unless each makes It
his business to improve his own driv.
by with the
which
ing complying
be achieved”
Treat Visitors Nicely
to make she visiting motorist's stay in
California pleasant,
listing and describing scenic and his
formation, a digest of the state's traf
fic laws, and receives the visitor's per.
mit required by law.
Current Skips Across
Moisture or grease on the surface
times cause serious missing,
the high-tension current skips across
The presence of moisture may be ex.
plained by the fact that It Is drawn In
with the alr through the radiator, or
may condense .on the surface on a
damp day.
Change Air in Tires
To keep balloon tires up to a cer
tain pressure, rather than to vary
them according to road and load
conditions, is analogous to trying to
run through the winter on a sum-
mer carburetor adjustment, Owing to
the tendency to jiggle, a balloon tire
should be Inflated to Its maximum
Hit when driving over smooth pave.
ments, When traveling over rough
roads the minimum limit of pressure
should be adopted.
Traffic Laws Fail
Practically none of the traffic laws
now in force can be counted upon to
Ing, Fred W. Johnson, father of the
safety-first movement, sald to Secre-
tary Hoover during his recent safety
conference. Mr, Johnson advgented
greater stressing of the Rb i
responsibility go highway safety, .
ing that the adoption of such safety
precautions as the allsteel body would
materially reduce the yee rate,
Stubborn Wheel Removed
With a Chain and Jack
While a wheel puller is the proper
with which to
that
tool remove a rear
jammed the
tapered end { ti ux sometimes
wheel on
cle,
you find you must do the job without
the necessary special tool. The {llus-
tire chain and the
After the hub cap and locking
5
How to Remove a Stuck Wheel With
No Tools but Chain and Jack
ed, the tire chain
couple of spokes
jack is placed with
the foot against the axle and the ele-
loop, so that work-
ing the jack exerts pressure di-
Hoe with the axle Make
sure that the chain is fastened secure
ly.~—~Popular Science Monthly.
have been remoy
ped
the end of the
around a
vating step In the
lever
Ontario “Sells” Drivers
on Value of Policeman
Now it is the traffic cop who is be-
Through the medium
dertaken to “sell” the traffic
man as a friend of the motorist,
Wisely, It seems, the minister of
in an advertise
ment that the traffic patrol “is not
inconvenience the motorist and
for the purpose of collecting fines,
alm Is protect and limb, and
the public Investment in the roads. Its
work makes for the safety of yourself
and your famlily.™
police-
to
not
Its
to life
Having addressed the motorist on
the purpose of the traffic patrol, the
official calls upon the car
owner to co-operate with the officers.
On this point the ad reads:
“Do not fall into the temptation of
speeding because the road ahead is
clear. Remember that excessive speed
is one of the greatest agents of de
struction of some roads.”
Excessive Cooling
If tHe engine is subject to exces.
give cooling-—as many new power
plants are—efliclency impossible
is
the bolling point. Excessive
water passage and slows down cir
culation. Never use emery cloth or
to clean the distributor
SOODOOODOLOLOONONORNNR OOS
AUTOMOBILE NOTES
See that springs are greased occa
sionally.
. * »
Before starting,
about one-fourth up sector. .
-* -. *
that it will some day be used to run
autog. Isn't that enough to make the
horse laugh?
* * *
—
The Masquerade
All ready for the party
~such excitement and
joy. And of course the
“eats” will be Monarch
Cocoa and Teenie
Weenie Peanut Butter
sandwiches. Provide
plenty for they'll all
want more.
Every genuine }
Monarch package {
bears the Lion Corre |
Head, the oldest ce
trademark in the
United States cov-
ering a complete
line of the world’s
finest food prod.
ucts ~— Coffee, Tea,
Cocoa, Catsup,
Pickles, Peanut
Butter, Canned
Fruits = Vegeta
bles, and other su-
perior table spe-
cialties.
EW Te 4
= ¢ W
p / =
MONA
Quality jor 70 Years
Monarch is the only nationally sdvertised brand of
Quarry Foo PRopoors sold exclusively throogh the
mes who own and operate their own stores.
REID, MURDOCH & CO.
Established 1853
Chicago Pittsburgh
Boston Los Angeles
A
New York
Temps
S
MOLASSES
J Recipe Book Serrt on Request
P.DUFF & SONS.
PITTSBURG MH, Pa
Cord Wood Saws
Baw Tables with
Wade Gasoline
Witte Gan
Witte and Jum
Asmnotor Gasoll
3 Jacks, Woo 8
and H. V, Fodde
Peeriess Baws,
Baws
rump
Gehl
ers
Duplex and Star Feed Grinders
Duazey Electric and Hand Ch
ony Brooder St
Catalogue Free,
Write for prices or see you
BAWLINGS IMPLEMENT
Baltimore, Md.
PUMPS
Kanawha Wood Pumps
Red Jacketewpnsy 1
Myers hand
Barks Vals
Hydro
Gras.
vem
our dealer.
Co,
Engines
Catalogue Free,
Ark your dealer or write us direct,
KANAWHA PUMP WORKS
Baltimore, Md.
Wanted
To Sell
Our West Virginia Grown
Nursery Stock. Fine canvassing out FREE
Cash Commission Paid Weekly, WRITE for terms.
THE GOLD NURSERY CO.
Mason City. W.Va.
BAKERY FOR SALE
Receipts $280,000 Year
Wholesale and Retafl, located in live Penn
cit est. 21 years, Ti% sales retall em-
plays 4% people § trucks 12 wagons: vals.
able real estate. profits over § 0 year:
owner retiring: sell this wonder!
at $200,000; refer to (File 127) Write
THE APPLECOLE COMPANY
Transportat:on bldg. . Detroit, Mich,
WANTED--SALESMAN WITH CAR
te travel and sell cigars to reiall dealers
Responsible party financed
SHELBY CIGAR CO, Dept B
Make $35
portunity
unneCesRATY
8 E YOUNG
0.00 WEEKLY IN ADVANCE SELLING
Novelty Bedspreads and Silk’ Hosiery to
housewives Full or spare time, either sex
LIBERTY MILLS Dept B N.C
Eheiby, N. C
Weekly Malling Circalars to
poe ore wi ete
Send $1
Box $24
op-
experience
for guaranteed pian
Dermott, Arkansas
men
Eholby
Romany Marriages
Jumping over a broomstick the
only marriage cerembny under Romany
law. This was explained by an aged
gypsy woman, who applied at Fare
ham for a pension, when asked to pro-
duce her birth and marriage certifi.
cates, “My husband and I have lived
happily as man and wife for over fifty
years,” she said promptly. The old
lady's application for a pension was
| granted.
is
Iike a coy maiden, ease, when
| courted most, farthest retires —Cow-
{
!
Sure Rel ief
recently attained high speed on a
track in Munich,
. » -
There are limousines in this coun-
try large enough to accommodate al-
most as many passengers as a flivver
coupe on the way bome from high
school. “5
-
It is a foollsh motorist, who boasts
of all the air he enjoys while
driving and thén goes home to sleep
in an unventilated room, observes the
National Safety Couneil,
LA
Filling station employees declare
that all motorists, In asking routes,
demand concrete highways Instead of
gravel roads. Evidently they prefer
to go the hard way.
Hot water
we: : Sure Relief
ELL-ANS
INDIGESTION
FOR
25¢ and 75¢ Pkgs. Sold Everywhere
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