Colds
Pain
Headache
Neuralgia
Lumbago
Rheumatism
ee
Horse Census Completed
After making a complete census of
all horses and mules on the farms of
the United States, the Horse Associa-
tion of America has announced that
there are 22266367 hotses and mules
of all ages on the farms Of
this number, 5,730680 are mules.
Texas has the largest number of
horses and mules with 1.864.225 on its
485,639 farms,
Grandmother Knew
there was nothing so good for conges-
tion and colds as mustard. But the old-
fashioned mustard plaster burned and
bhistered.
Musterole gives the relief and help
that mustard plasters gave, without the
plaster and without the blister.
It is a clean, white ointment, made
with oil of mustard. Ge ntly rub it in.
See how quickly the pain disappears.
Try Musterole for sore throat, bron-
chitis, tonsillitis, croup, stiff neck,
asthma, neuralgia, headac e, congestion,
pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains
and aches of the back or joints, sprains,
sore muscles, bruises, lima. a
feet, colds of the chest (it may prevent
pneumonia).
today.
Mr Wige—"Do you kncw what is good for
rata”
Miss Slowe—""Why., poison,
Mr. Wize—"No, that would
cheese.’
Do you know what's good for a cold, or
more properly speaking, what's good for a
person who has a cold? The answer Is
Boschee’s Syrup
soothing and healing to throat and bronchial
irritation. 80e and 900 bottles at druggists
and dealers everywhere, Try It yourself! and
see how it works, If you cannot get it,
write G. G. Green, Inc, Woodbury, N. J.
of course.”
kill them
> —
In the Family
“So she's a
“Yes.
"
grass widow?”
Her husband was a vegetarf-
an Progressive Grocer,
The man who is always hunting
“Bayer” package
directions.
of 12 tableta.
boxes
spol dant ne Bat
*¥iicasid
Abacus Still Used
in Many Countries
Early Greeks made their mathemas-
ical caleul: sanded floor or
table, upon which parallel lines were
marked with a stylus. On first
abacus youth was taught
Later the abacus passed
to the Romans and counters were run
strung on wires, In the
latter form it reached the Orient, was
carried by the Invading
Russia in the Thirteenth
found way
hed America vin the Chinese laun-
all these countries and among
they may
¥
itionis on a
this
the Greek
aise (0 write,
in Zrooves or
and
Persia it
century
also its to
reac
(dry In
their wherever
natives, bas,
the
The
no
iystem: intro-
ime in principle, |
century Arable
the de
Europe
the cumbersome
numerals Maths
were simplified and the
opened for
John
invented
nerals and
ended the
and Ro-
oper.
way
of modern
{to
use of (reek
natical
tions
the deve Wi
Napier, ¢
the
in 1617.—Ex
devices reator
of log-
now indispens-
dee imal sen
Monthly
point
Wright's Indian Vegetable
only vegetable Ingredients
gentle purgative 23172 Pear!
Kentish Hop Crop
Not all the he in the fields
of Kent go to the British brewers, for
the
of the hops grown in all
ps grown
is =aid that dyvers take n
Engin da.
ting of the crop is uncertain
for
unt the hops
spoil, The
or drying
pleked, and If
ergetie there
Rarves
business, picking cannot begin
are ripe and they soon
the ousts,
are
HE
pods must go to
Kilns, as soon
the
is waste
as they
pickers are
en
Cuticura Soap for the Complexion.
Nothing better than Cuticura
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clean and hands soft and white,
Cutieura Taleum, and you have
New Electric Ca Cable
A new
cable to earry
made of many
around a hollow
electric
132.000 volt
copper wired wound
core filled with ofl
type of
gists that he knows
about, make
When a
what he Is
prove It,
man in
talking
MOTHER :~ Fletcher's
Castoria is especially pre-
pared to relieve Infants in
arms and Children all ages
of Constipation, Flatulency,
from, and, by regulating the
assimilation of Food;
Absolutely Harmless « No Opiates.
Stomach and Bowels, aids the
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By PROEHL HALLER JAKLON
Drawing by Ray Walters.
qt RAY as you enter” and
“Leave all hope behind ye
who enter here,” are the
signs scrawled on the doors
the
be Is a plece of
informat
service.”
Where
used to
bearing the
glass In the windshield
cardboard
out of
painted on the he
Room-—Keep Out
variably some pla
of wreckage flaunt
wheels—No brakes.’
Yes, It that
seEnerntion
se
of
riding in
us
humorists
Hie are seCcOong
GUlomobiies,
they
wit done
Among the
popular, we find
[ta Shiftless But
Flerce Arrow
Little Go Creep
So's Your W
IMs Squeanls—M
An Accident Tx
Happen.
Oue More
Why Girls Walk Home
‘Don’t Laugh, You May
Feeble Yourself, Some
This
nettes and Ral
Speed On,
Full
This Can
Mrs, Freg
In the hundreds
hese diiapitated motor chariots,
amorphosed by the ravages of
aid the Ingenuity
actual works of art,
country town that
least one or two of these wit
Lin ever 5
face have set
with paint
wise currently
these |
Not la
a Quiver
LZY
with
ild Oats
Junk
woking For a
ah
Place to
¥ 1
Payment and
Be Old and
ay
Car Stops for Blondes, Bru.
iway
Big Boy,
Crossings
Hell Ain't Half
Contains Gasoline.
uentiy
wee of
met
time
cities you
And it's a
doesn’t
WARNS,
tom started or when
the college boys who began the art,
and possibly it was, for it is the col
lege town today which boasts the larg
est representation of these wm elaphiort
cal monsters
Columbian university, New York city,
one of the
articulate
property of Campbell, a Ju
nlor at the university, it is famous
because recently the New York news
papers devoted nearly half a column
to an exposition of its charms,
POSRe ses
these junk
Clinton
The
heaps
been rechristened
also labeled “Columbia, the Gem of the
Motion,” Young Campbell
it for $12 from the New York Street
Car company in 1015.
purchase price was a can of red paint,
used for decorating street cars.
A sign on the back of this master.
piece reads “Foliow us for genulne
Ford parts.” This, however, Is slightly
niisleading as the “Passion 8” boasts
an Rdamer back, which cost 35 cents,
Light on Wild Region
A survey of the little known regions
beiweet. Lhe Upper Yuanglise ond Pral.
maputra rivers on the borderlands of
China, Tibet and Assam has recently
| been completed by D'Arcy Wetherbee,
Asiatic explorer. After suffering
great hardships In the desolate moun-
tain regions where the eastern end of
| the Himalayas extends into China, Mr.
Wetherbee reached the nearest out
HALL. PA.
the
Below is
pone whieh Is painted
{ "Danger: 6000 Jolts.”
denth™s head
Amnng other things
warnin
this car con
wrecked cur; two
£3 and a tire that
a junk pile, and
100 miles
magnets that
wus [fled from
has
cos
far gous more than
on the back of the
“Don't Laugh,
id For” On running
is the insignia lo Greek letters of 1
Kappa Alpha
Qn the other running
Wreck
A sign
Big Boy, Ours
DOT
Is Pu
Lhe
Campbell's fraterulls
board, ote reads
“Rambling From
Tech.”
1 he
trance in
ts org'a
frout “Main En
piace DY sn
genious trimnph of engineering
defies des ription.
arked
door,
hooked im Wa
which |
The left-hand door
This Work
on the left side of
rly “Houn-
Un
Keep
“Every Knock Is
is captioned, Lvsor Not
ing.” Printed
r wood Is the dec
No
“Eugine
L Dies
rusted |} arat
Springs
Hoon
Another sign reads
a Boost,
The of the “Passion 8”
red kerosene lantern “borrowed”
8 steam
esl Vaight the
right, Out.”
isa
frou |
tail light
roiier Over
doors is a huge “Exit” sign.
Relating the eveulful history |
t int
to ierested Usteners who had
Car s
stopped to
Camnbel
#inp
inspect Dis rare
i explained that it
five th
had crossed
the continent eN,
Mexico and Canada,
years on the ¢ampua
bas been te
La spent
& atl Georgia Tech
and will continue te grace the
al Columbia us leug as it bolds
has Soéred TUK
came into ampbell's
and says = it can
a speed of miles an hour,
42 miles on a gallon of gasoline. What
enables it to perform these remark
able feats, Casapbell failed to indicate.
When he leaves It standing alone’
while be goes to class, he always takes |
to
miles
Le
gether It
sion, he
0 and go
so that no one can start the car.
““The Passion 8 is mechanically
perfect,” Campbell deciared, “but it!
Jike hi" '
Like Camplwll's “Passion 8"
autes around the country
interesting Rarely, if
are they owned by the original |
hasers, who, If they were to come |
what were their bright,
vehicles, would find
them impossible of recognition. On |
the other hand, the present
little or nothing of
history. Pedigrees
cluded in the blll of sale,
no guarantees, and no satisfaction
whutsoes er is promised. You take it or
leave it, and if you take it, the fun be-
most of
foke
histories,
pur
upon once
their cars’
are not in-
Prices for cars suitable for writing
purposes range from $5 to $50 per
bundred or so pleces miraculously
held together until the sale Is com-
pleted. The condition Of the pleces,
of course, determines the price. A
car with four inflated tires will bring
more than a car with four flat ones,
A motor on all four
ia
poise that a
war-time boller factory Is
inders wit}
more
likely to
Dring a iRher rice that 8 mole
or ra
diator and
condition
Possession of
type of
ST 8
ALYWaYy
worn
Prospectis
shy away
be afl vi} itl erential
stripiti » remedy th aiiment
quires costly !
iy amounis
of the
Yaiue
til after ti
and its with
tended wigh
Kecently
of Cornell unis
Wheels NO
tual
mt
“Four
described an ac
» slogan,
Several
Phi fr
conditio sO
hOIGoOTe
phono
fe TR O inte rnity OWI
Deen per
forming
Gleudon
syndicate s parchas
of this plie of iro ith a companion
driv
section of
bh rosia pd }
through a hilly
Suddenly wiih
went
was
WhOng
with “Pa ng the plung
irpkeless stew grads
loned
bat
ing the wheel,
on the
The companion aban the valiicle
gathered speed, young Ger
stuck to his
“emer
was merely a fullle ges
af the hilk the
the Intersection
at the moment was
the left was the
which of
upgrade. weriach
and gradually the car
but only for an isstant
down the hill back
had gained much
the frightened lad
twisted the steering whee! and backed
the wild mount inte the curbing
it halted with a crash, breaking a
wheel and cracking the axle
Lately the boys have been walking to
their classes,
authorities may
lach, ciutel
post. Pulling
gency brake”
the
BCTrOss
so-called
bottom
ear raced
which fortunately
clear. Just ahead at
mouth of a narrow streel
FL
steep
came to a halt,
Then it
ward
started
Before it
however
or so
Civic well be con
vehicles, Rarely are they in
sured. Liability insurance, even if the
underwriters would accept the risk
would cost more than the car.
But the boys have a great time with
them, and as long as there ig a dollar
among the crowd to purchase gas and
crepit
provide tires, these rattling vehicles
will grace our streets and highways,
amusing us with their belabored wit
to our safety.
Brahmaputra. The source of this riv-
er he found was derived from the
snows around the dangerous Kronjon
pass, which he is the first white man
to have crossed, it is belleved,
Value in Fatness
According to the accident insurance
companies, fat people get hurt less
often than thin ones. Possibly the
explanation Is that when a fat man
falls he bounces back inte some de.
gree of safety, The thin one breaks
un bone or is stepped on by the crowd
Uphcistering 18 much
Times.
Wind ond Shorn Lamb
quotation, “God tempers the wind te
the shorn lamb.” is not a Bible verse
It ix an old proverb of unknown au
thorship. The earliest known use of
it appears in Laurence Stern's “Sen
timental Journey.” But there it Is
quoted, showing that Stern did not
Drink Water to
Help Wash Out
idney Polson
If Your Back Hurts or
Bothers You, Begin
Taking Salts
Bladder |
When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore don't get scared and
proceed to load your stomach with
a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys
and irritate the entire urinary tract
Keep your kidneys clean like you
keep your bowels elean, by flushing
them with a mild, harmless salts
which helps to remove the body's url-
nous waste and stimulates them to
their normal activity. The function
of the kidneys is to fiiter the blood.
In 24 hours they strain from it 500
grains of and waste, so we can
readlly understand the vital impor-
tance of keeping the kidneys getive,
Drink d water—yon ean't
drink get from any
pharmacist about four ounces of Jad
Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glinss
of water before breakfast each mern-
Ing for a few days and your kidneys
may then act fine, This famous salts
Is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for years to help clean
and stim weed kidneys: also
ER
to neutra the acids in the system
acid
lots of BO
too much: also
ulate cls
Hze
£0 they are
tation
WenKEness
Jad Sai
jure
no lor
ger a
often r
source of irri
thus
elleving bisdder
inexpensive, car it in.
makes a deligh effervescent
thia-water drink vhich everyone
should take now and then to help keep
Try
drink (ing,
nder w
trouble
eir kidneys clean end a
11} the water
10 doubt you will
your
in; also keep
wo hat
ecame of and
backache,
kidney
Liniment and Salve?
Many Friends in This Neighborhood.
Pain King is known and
es hereabouls This
has been making
and the directions
bottle tell how
for coids, aches and pains,
swollen joints, strained
muscles and rheumatic twinges It
seldom falls to drive out the pain
The Salve is made of Lhe same pure
drugs and herbs that go Into the
liniment and is named Porter's Pain
King Salve. Its base is lanoline (pure
woos fat), in onderfully heal-
ing and soothing arter’'s Pain King
Sa ive Is recommended « } , cuts,
beuises, sores, wounds 3 and
aracked skin Jolla fel cold
3 the chest, or Iumt raricose
inn amd piles ade and guaranteed
by The Geo H. Rundle
It is sald Porter's }
Nniment, an@ Porter's Pals
found in four
thin unity
their many
firections today?
Porter's
to use it
soreness,
Ain
ann be
BsImas IN
know all
read the
"
uses”
You give t} man who
saved your life?”
“1 gave hm, of course, all the ir
i id by me Fortunately,
I bad just deposited $50 in the bank
Peston Transcript
mney
about $5
Many pesple imagine that
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single dose of “Desd Ehot proves that _—
enn 3T2 Pearl St. NY Adv
Great minds must he
te take opportuni
them —Coltor
ready not only
ties, but to make
PifMeculties
Iashor does the bods
strengthen the
mind as:
Seneca
Colds Sy
Be Quick~-Be Sure
Get the right remedy —the bast-men know,
So quick, 80 sure that millionsnew employ ita
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in ideal form. Colds stop in 24 bours, la
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