The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 13, 1926, Image 2

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    Lame, Tired, Achy?
\re you tired, lame, achy-—worried
with backache? Do you suifer sharp
pains, headaches, dizziness and dis
turbing bladder irregularities? Per
haps your kidneys need attention.
When the kidneys fail to properly fil
ter the blood, body impurities accumu
late and cause poisoning of the whole
system. Such a condition may lead to
serious sickness. Don’t neglect it! If
you suspect your kidneys, why not give
Doan's Pills a trial? Doan’s have
been used successfully over thirty-five
years — are recommended the worlc
over. Ask your neighbor!
A Virginia Case
J. 8. Groves,
prop. of painting
shop, 1210 King
St., Alexandria,
Va., says: "A dull,
throbbing ache Inj
my back seemed
to be tearing my
back to pleces. My
kidneys didn't act
normally. A drug-'®
gist recommended
Doan’'s Pllls, so I v .
tried a box. My back stopped ach-
jue and my kidneys acted naturally.
know Doan’s relleved me.”
DO AN’S Pi PILLS
STIMULANT DIURETIC TO THE 0c
Foster-Milbum Co., Mig. Chem., Buffalo, N. Y.
{wwry Pater
Tota® Soged
CA iid
If you suffer from rheumatism, gout,
eczema or hives, or if troubled with
ples, blackheads, freckles, blotches
other skin eruptions, your blood and skin
need the purifying and healing effects of
this tried old remedy.
Physicians agree that sulphur is one of
the best and moat effective blood purifiers
kaown to science. Hancock Sulphur
Compound is the most efficacious way to
use and benefit from Sulphur. Asa lo-
tion, it soothes and heals; taken inter
nally, it gets at the root of the trouble,
0c and $1.20 at your druggist’'s. If he
eannot supply you, send his name and
the price in stamps and we will send you
a bottle direct.
Hancock Liquip Surenur COMPANY
Baltimore, Maryland
Hawmooek Sulphur Compound Ointment — $00
and S0c ~~ for wee with the Ligusd Compound
No need to spend restless, sleepless
nights. [Irritation quickly reileved and
rest assured by using the remedy that
has heiped thousands of sufferers.
25 cents and $1.00 at druggists
If unable to obtain, write direct to
NORTHROP & LYMAN CO., Inc
Buffalo, New York
Send for free sample.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Removes Dandruff Stops Hair Palling
Restores Color and
Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair
and §i 00 at Drugglete
Hiscos Chom. Wha Patchogue NY,
HINDERCORNS Removes Corns. Cal
ines, ote, stops all pain, ensures comfort tho
makes waking easy. lbe by mall or at pra ug
Hiscox Chemical Works. Patchogue, N. ¥
Itching Skin Troubles
wanty FREEDOL
instantly
to Liquid Clean and Busy to Use
(Prescription of Swiss Ekin Specialist)
ita penetrating, soothing, henling proper.
tiea stop itching nnd burnin of
Eczema, Hash, Plmples, Fi on. Sn alo,
Itching Scalp, ete. Booklet sent f
fo mailed on reenipt of ¢ no to
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electric emit
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have a
said, rich
timbre
New health
in Tanlac
“Constant pain for
nine years made me
fear a malignant
intestinal growth
and forced me to quit
work, Tanlac gave
perfect digestion
and built me up,
Now I eat and sise
like a healthy boy, **
EmoryJ Hinckley,
128 So. Grant St.
Scranton, Pa.
This statement merely backs up
what over one hundred thousand
grateful users have sald about
Tanlae, Our filles ure packed with
such testimony,
If your system is run down, If
you ean't seem to eat or sleep, have
fost weight or suffer from trying
ymin, why not let Tanlac start you
back to vigorous strength and
henlth,
No long, wretched walt to get re.
sults! Tanlac starts right in to
build you up. It cleans the blood,
vevitalizes digestive organs, fixes
up the liver and makes you feel
like a new person, For constipation
tnke Tanne Vegetable Pills,
FIZZBANG FOZZLE
JF ZAEANG FOZZLE had
eryvthing for his baldness.
this and
gone back
now
tried ev
that and the other
this, all without avail,
read of the conven
physicians from all
tried
10
0 when he
tion of famous
over the world,
darkness of his soul
“TH go and tackle some
‘orn as they're going in,” he exulted
And he went hatl
and siopped
with a Peruvian expression,
“Pardon me, doc,” he sald, “but I
am suffering from acute hairlessness
of the head, and | thought"
“Baldness ?7—very simple.
there of
to the convention
It
fu
in the cars. Here's my card, come and
see me if you ever get to Pern”
The card read:
Preizo, Peru, Specialist in diseases of |
the ear and back of the ear”
The next mann that Fozzie accosted
replied: “Baldness?--nothing easier
ton early in infancy. My ecard”
he handed Forzle a eard reading
“Fionan Dragoon, Lario, Mexicn, Spe
cinlist in feet, especially toes”
In the course of the pext half hour
told him baldness comes from
specialist from Cuba, told him it comes
from smelling corned bee! and cab
bage, and Doctor Riddish, nape-of-the-
peck specialist from Yucatan, told
him it comes from sleeping on the
back in a draught, and then, gritting
his teeth, Fizzbang Fozzie took to his
heels and bought a wig.
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WHO SAID
“There is a spirit of resistance
to Hhrariex today
ik b yadicate )
im.
man, proportioned to the size of the
HARLES JAMES FOX, the author
of may justly be
of the greatest of the
English statesmen of the period when
the American colonies were planning
war on the mother country
Throughout the conflict
and her colonies across
took a liberal stand
the British leaders
these words,
as one
and
the
¥ ox
upon
“eu,
iy snd unjustly with the Americans
his fellow statesmen, what
the United States of America
still be a dominion of Great
i= now
might
Britain
Charles James Fox was born Janu-
ary 24, 1740, and was educated at Ox.
ford. It Is Interesting to note that
through the influence of his father he
secured a seat In parliament before he
was of legal age and began his active
political career many years younger
than many of his contemuporaries. In
the year 1770 he was appointed one of
which he gave up two years later in
order to nccept the post of commis.
sloner of the treasury.
For six years Fox was a supporter
of the ndministration and then a quar
with Lord North threw him into
the runks of the Whig opposition,
where he and Burke and other liberals
assailed the government to their
hearts’ content on the score of Its
American policy. A short time after
on the defeat of Lord North and the
necession of Lord Rockingham to the
prime ministership, Fox was made sec.
retary for foreign affaires,
Fox. differing from his old friend.
Burke, at first supported the French
revolution, but later he changed his
views on the subject. He died In the
year 1800,
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PAIN AND
SWEAT
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
Down where
thick
And thorns on everything,
Although the
clo'es,
the brambles may be
brambles tore my
I says, “1 don't
That any trout was landed yet
Without a little pain and sweut”
says L sKUppose
the Cedar In the May,
the Duck,
life ain't
Or down along
You learn that
luck
Aso some folks seem to say
The berry bushes tear your hide,
There's deadfalls by the side,
will ever
so much
wuter
man goin
Without a little sweat and pain,
all the
and
fishin’
the Cedar
And Duck Crick
I often found the
When gray the sky
years,
the rest,
best
appears,
days they seem to bite;
From fishin’ 1 have learned a sight:
God sends us blegsin’g lots of
And lots of
Ways,
‘em on cloudy days
Fishin' the Cedar in the spring,
Or Duck,
I hope
Through thorns, tl
You'll
That
And
Without a
wl
or where you wi
you keep on fi
roug!
igh every
maybe learn the truth o
Yidfories are
won
nothin’ good you
pain
wal
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Mothers Coo Book
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fittle
EARLY GOOD THINGS
A SALAD which is not only beau
ful to look at and appealin
hie taste is
Asparagus in Baskets
Prepare four
as
ture, together w
milk, two teaspoon
th teaspoonful
two ti
four
and add
in three tablespoon
until well
tons of bread
Celery in Cream.
quart {
Dice a of celery and cook In
until tender. Heat
one cupful of thin
tablespoon ful of ht
cream
utter
one-half teaspoonful of
pinch of nutmeg and pepper
hot sea
Serve at once
Drain the celery and pour the
soned cream over it
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HE YOUNG LADY
ACROSS THE WAY
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The young lady across the way says
it's always best to acknowledge ft
when you're wrong and if we had con
tinued to stand out against entering
the League of Nations the Dawes plan |
could never have been formulated,
Wl by McClure Newspsper Byadisaie)
fetter efferent
HOW TO KEEP
WELL
DR. FREDERICK R. GREEN
Editor of “HEALTH"
a
OVERCOMING MIS-
FORTUNE
(9. wapapesr Union.)
WENT
other
to a remarkable d ier the
night, snd
all the
one
kriew clreun would
been
uffair
It was a
doctor by
of his friends,
of the
have ordi
considered
nary
dinner given to a Chicago
fifty
physicisus
one hundred and
the
about
leading
city
irate the
had
f
This dipner
fact that the guest
pleted fifty years of practicing
cine, That, too, Is
recall dinners given
Murphy and of
fu world but this
even more remarkable
was to celebra
of #
onor com
medi
remarkable
not
Fenger, Senn
her
to
Jacobi
rol REN
great 1m
the wedienl
others
Why? Becuu
Shortly
accident
Yet In
which woul
pendent of most
PASSING OF THE
CUSPIDOR
customs to
as
ng It
it used
used to refer
In rall
is and
iden
ome as i
tiy
runs bac)
Can
the more re
very one whose memory
for
ber the cuspidor
fined
called a
thirty more
Years or remem
{to nse
what commonly
name for was
mi) which ornamented
me A common tin or
the kits hrass
library or sitting room, but
fa lovely china hand
in de one. It was just as much a
fixture ax the marbletopped center
table, the stereoscope with the views of
President Garfield's funeral and of NL
agara falls in winter or the heavy gilt
cornice from which hung the stiffiy
starched lace curtains that were then
considered a mark of social standing.
In public places, cuspidors were not
only conspicuous ; they were even con:
sidered Indispensable. No one ever
thought of such a thing as getting
slong without them,
Every one has known that spitting,
as a national habit,
away. No intelligent man, to say noth:
thinks to-
public place
spittoe
nearly every ho
wonden one in hen, a
one In the
in ¢ parior
of spitting in any
done in private as it now is in public.
A surprising evidence of the pass.
and very unpleasant habit is found in
the completion and opening
Union station ia Chicago
the most elaborate and lo
road station in the country if not In
even In the smoking rooms and tollet
rooms,
What has cnused this change in our
habits? Many things, no doubt, but
one of them at least, 1 think; is the
moving pleture, Notice that when
anyone spits in a pleture now, even If
its only Snooky, the trained chimpan.
ree, evershody in the audience laughs,
It always was a dirty babit and
when It goes we will all live ia a
cleaner aid healthier world
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Stops the pain y
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