The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, April 29, 1926, Image 6

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    TWO HOMES
MADE HAPPY
ByWomenWho Used Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Corapound
the most wonderful
medicine I ever
tried,” is the state-
ment made by Mrs.
Goldie Shoup
May View,
She declares that
after taXing the
Compound she is in
better health than
before,
Mrs. J. St
29 Lane Strect, Pat-
erson, N. J. writes:
“l can not speuk too highly of your
medicine and I recommend it to all my
friends.”
These statements wero taken from
two enthusiastic letters which tell of
the help that has been received from
using the Vegetable Compound, Both
Mrs. Shoup and Mrs. Storms were in
a run-down condition which caused
them much unhappinrss. When women
are suffering from lack of strength and
from weakness, their own life and that
of their family {s affected. When they
feel well and strong and are able to do
their housework easily, happy homes
are the result,
Thousands of testimonial letters have
been received from women in different
walks of life, stating that the Com-
pound has helped them
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For Tired Feet It Can't Be Beat
At night when your feet
aretired, sore and swolien
from much walking or
dancing, sprinkle two
ALLEN'SFOOT-EASE powders
in the lcot-bath, gently
rub the sore and in-
\ flamed parts and
{ relief is like magic.
>» Shake Allen's Fool-Ease
into your shoes In
the morning and
walk in comfort. It
takes the friction
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hate
they
Seneca,
have
Weight's
indigestion
bitiousness
triad
indian Vegetable
constipation, live
Costs you nothing te
box to 372 Pearl MN. ¥ A
When (he Least dares to
heeds no prepara
speak
Lessing
Backache Wearing You Out?
Every day finds you mi
backache? Suffer sharp, stab
Feel lame and stiff —alwavs ti
ous and dispirited?
our kidneys! Yi nevs
ood filters. Per! have
to properly rid the blood of |
sons. Naturally, then, you
injurious effects of this slow
Don’t risk neglect! If your
need help, use Doan’s Pills.
kidney diuretic is so wel
aor so successful. Ask your neighbor!
ith
ing pains ?
ed, nervy
to
the
led
hen look
are
Iaps thes fai
suff
* TITS
POIROT
recor
A Virginia Case
Mrs. W. T.
Chestnut
Buena Viaia
says “My back
ached quite a bit
and whe ariging
ornings, my back
atin as ®
I felt tired
wWormn- all
time
Neys geen
irregularly
Doan’s Pills and two boxes
me. | have never had any
alnce.”
DOAN’S "&*®
STIMULANT DIURETIC TO THE KIDNEYS
Foster Milburn Co., Mig. Chem, Buffalo, N.Y,
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ve.,
Va.,
trouble
4
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Grn Sort!
LES DIG UP Sone
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‘Em WOME for. ®
rane Tea OT OF
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i RoBIt WT A
re TRNG HHS
h Tu NB STER on
Sy
A Thousand or So
in the Bank
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
BBREVIATED
STORY
CLOUD
A filiny nothing th will
Hive seen
ROTOSS
Piss |
Noon
Linger a
ament on
And 20 do tl oigging ind dour
Hin
EEA
louhts
Sweet
min the old
on,
eAmong the
OTABLES
hiaiman be
spanking for,
is anything a
good
If there
deserves a
malice
ing
it's
A Farmer 40 Years Ago
Roanoke, Va —* W hen I was a young
man farming, over 40 years ago. my
appetite failed, 1
lost my grip om
work--had no am-
bition whatever,
and could not sleep
well at night. Then
malaria got into my
system. 1 wrote
Dr. Pierce and told
him of my condi-
tion, and, upon his
advice, I took Dr.
Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery
and it gave me a feeling of health and
strength in place of that mean, tired,
wornout feeling I had." —B. W. Nash,
803 Campbell Ave, S. E.
All dealers. Liguid or tablets
Send 10c to Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.,
for trial pkg. tablets and write for free
medical advice.
ii amy
STHMA REMEDY
1
MARIE BONAPARTE
ARIE PAU LINE BONAPARTE, |
horn September 20, 1780,
of the family of ]
and sisters of the great Napoleon, She i
wus quite the beautiful of the |
girls, and the gayest In natnre
qualities that endeared her her 1.
just rious brother, but that also brought
freer less trouble,
Like the rest of them, she
Ajaccio and shared the rise in the
When she
married of
staff officers. General le i
went to live at 8t. Domingo. He died |
in 1802, and, as a young widow, an mere
girl of twenty-two, she came to enjoy |
fn Paris. She was exceed: |
ingly popular, had her portrait done as i
Venus reclining on a conch (after the |
artistic fashion of the time) and mar |
ried the Prince Borghese, She went to {
Home with him, but tired of it there i
i
i
was one
numerous brothers |
most
two
fo i
into more or i
was horn |
{
3
WHS Seven
she one Napoleon's |
|
Cleve and
the soclety
and eame back to her beloved Paris. |
Vartous escapndes started gossip abont
her rather off-hand
of Marle Louise, which
eansed her removal from court.
This sobered her a bit, and she ae-
Fiba, and begged, after his over
throw, to live with him at St. Helena.
it this request was denied her und
she dled In her favorite city, Paris, of
cancer, She was about forty-five, still
young-looking and exéeedingly beaut
fal,
(@ by George Matthew Adame)
More than three fourths of the lum
ber output of Finland is under control
of 0 new organization,
’
Mr. Peeve Sees Through It
TER all” Aud
who re
usl .
ish Peeve
sald
had ¢
had been adding Snuffer
and other phil
the subject
is u
on
war biological
temporary
thut
feveler
Vee Noes
areat
War
becom
erat
fo
ed sixpusian
beneficial
I said, n
In
rious, in fine, a biolog
necessity
!
Ambush, your dinner will get cold |
f you gi fe nd
go on talking,” his w
“Besides, |
of
everything
food
are
1hesls
ished fin anxious
my first
wirict
Tw Sev
what you think real war |
dinner Iy secording |
The
andl
to the administrator tin
flour
tenths potato meal, The
of pes and tarpentine, and, iostead
of fr 3 ng rF 31 ey
i fried it
wie
Cnits one-tenth fine
butter is made
gnuts
steak in Mitier, as usual!
Nn ooltonsesd oil pmd wl
you ta your coffee, whieh youn
all prepared for you, yon
«ead
in molasses it
a mixin chalk wh
stead of milk
Ambneh
alhend sped try
Pee
WHO SAID |
“It was truly said, by a man
great cbservation, that there are as
many miseries beyond riches as there
are this side of them.”
of
of philosophy
Is a wealth
quaint bit
that veteran fisherman, Izaak Walton
It the contention of this man,
whose philosophizings are perhaps
HERE
this
wisdom in
by
Wis
as
well known
that
particularly
his fame fisher
of
to
oughtx in
as
the
conducive
as i
sport angling
Wis
meditation
is left many th writ
ug that
Izaak
Rove his claim
Walton
i he Futher
Stafford, EK
who Is
of Ang
ngland, Aug
nnd died in Winchester, Engl
Deceniber 15 1085 The g
of this n us
equipment
popularly
Wis
a9
ling
in int
1056005 tnd
Cites
to take his
1 and
et
in Ww
and a Ianel
alles
of his
his
the
Spend day be
one
streams
Here hie
meditnted
fo (quole
"and
ieruary
hook
tion on
Hinin
TRY THESE
MAKE
i = ie
the coin
tothe rs
muy he
ved
qu
er in various decor
Cinnamon Apples
Selewt good green
Fill the center
tnamon candies i
gre well cooked
with the sirap fron
Flemish Carrots
ned] sn
The ter
are Loe for this dish If 1
{1 wired oooh § ‘ 1131
very litth ter
into lenge nog
one tabilessonn! of batt
Ee Ma row Ade
9 Roe gf ufiersor, Cr?
HE
iS The
accent
says she is
Hotel
second word
Stenographers
on the
Sut you do not believe hee? asked | i
the House [ete
thumb
departing
“Kelly
is
ctive, hooking the |
over his shoulder toward le
gir
Hotel
for
the
is impossible
replied Nienoy
rapher it any an |
matrimony Like death, it is some
thing you have the experience to find
out about I sometimes think It Is
about as dangerous,
“People who are really happily mar
ried are so crazy about each other sind
live in such a blissful daze they are
to tell anybody Just
happy they are for fear people
believe them have
reached such a state of emtional In
100,
how fool
ishiy
not Chey
people will either laugh at them
the wagon which plies twixt :
house and the world at
or onl)
the crazy
Inrge,
“The ones who have put their money
on the wrong horse keep their Hips but
do not like to ad
mit that they walked into a trap see
ing nothing but the bit of cheese until
parson sprung the trigger
and caught them for life. We do not
like to admit we have been stung. It
hurts our abiding faith in our good
“Matrimony Is a court In which
there are no disinterested witnesses
You have to buy your plg with nothing
more than a peek Into the month of
the bag. vou swap your Jackknife of
liberty sight unseen for another whieh
may have most of the blades dull or
broken. About the only chance any
young couple has & where her father
is u minister and his a lawyer, so the
one father indaw ean undo what the
other did. in ease home does not come
up to the expectations of the new own.
ers.”
“He must have turned yours down
hard,” grinned Kelly,
(Copyright by the MoeNaught Syndicate, Ine.)
teaspoonful of
wok very slow!
then add one
wrving
Raised Potato Cakes
Mix one pint of mashed potate
with alf
s pint of flour, sifted wit wu }
walt Add
r Hie eriddl Le
. mT IPR
teaspoonful of enough
make a hatte
tes
’
then ile of
add two tablespoonf
Blend half
of water
teaspoonful of smdas
| until! light
then
meite
ane Teast ike In
iid one
fourth heat th
into a bat
full
muffin
jo
tor rise nnd
of bubbles, hake in greased
with
gravy and fricasseed chicken
Tess To ett
t 1828. Western a pave
Ings OrVe Kon
HE YOUNG LADY
ACROSS THE WAY
The young lady across the way says |
her mother Is going to run for presi !
dent of the League of Women Voters |
against the present recumbent,
LE by MeClure Niowapaper Syndicate.)
lO ti
ESP PPy Suda duh Subdued dod fodotode thine
‘NELLIE
{ REVELL 3 ays:
ovine
FU- years of wutehing
go by me as 1 stop the road
side to let the mwedico-mechanics tink
er with my trick spine lave taught me
many things that | should never have
believed before, No able
things over, |
strained to think
thinking is about
doctors haven't
lot
The result
heen the
better
hefore |
by
longer tu
have
them
the
forbidden
it
these
been cone
and, as
thing the
me, 1 have
over
wily
of
of
done a
thinking tours™
that | am
than 1
enrolled
of
tnk-
it 1
could
and
has
much
knowledge
off, far happler
Wis
f
for
was for
this
where |
post-graduate
ibly
membership in
university
have been
In
hgrd knocks
ing a COUrse
have learned many lessons |
never have grasped during health
prosper
I lu
ke 1
ty
ive learned that in
where one
up for half a
learned that
nature
friendship
he show business
genuine suceess
dozen failures
the natural tender man
s toward ki
learned
naness helpfulness I
that 11 arid “
wonld
not
Hw
dence
atti
recom
dresser
home th
“"
\Why
I gave te the first man
sme; he Knew Jus!
v Lent
wel heartid
kewl hi em
the last gasp
wesident on his first in
found the
Toward
wi mut
1g spe
and
ov to
guide
evening
wil point
«d alor
a grizzied « dq
the
ne
busy tapping
ittle hammer
think of the car?
red
wheels with his
“Nhat
president
da you
the ing
“3ood enough for the ratls it rides
on.” was the
“Well,
‘Rotten
sibignous reply
how shout thie rails?
“Listen here” «nid the young man,
know if am?
You're the president
your father
president and he's going to
dent again
“What do mean”
know my father's dead?’
“Yep.” the old-timer nodded “1
know he's dead. And the road's going
to hell,
“do yon whe
And
was
be presi
“Sure
i knew when he
you Don't you
too.”
milf
Irving Southard, whe has replaced
the late and much-beloved Billy Stee
art as chief of the consolation buress
the National Vaudeville Artises” |
has neglected elncation in
so far as the meaning of “diet” is con |
cerned. One week he arrived with a
box of candy made by Mrs. Southard
When 1 explained that 1 was not al- |
lowed to indulge in sweels he waved |
my scruples ont of existence with a |
of
is
“Nonsense.” he told me: "that's!
good, pure, homemade candy and there |
fsn't a thing in It that will hart you. |
it's just maple sugar, butter and good, |
rich cream.” !
sos
Arthur Caesar, play sender in Wil
fiam Harvis’' office. is wondering why |
Will Shakespeare wrote so few plays |
Not long ago a man with long gray
whiskers and a wildly wandering eye,
burst inte his sanctum sid demanded
“How muny plays did Shakespeare
write?”
“Thirty-nine or forty" replied Mr
“Well” declars! the
just nine thnes greater
tist than Shakespeare.
200 plays”
(Canvrht by the MocNsught Syndicate, Ine.)
visitor, “Tw |
ax on drama |
I've written |
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PROVED SAFE
Take without Fear as Told
“Bayer” Package
Does not affect
the Heart
the
or on tablets you
%
le “Bayer Cross”
ting the
iroved safe
genuine layer Aspir
by millions aud
y physicians over twent
Colds
Neuritis
Toothache
Neurn
Eaeh
mins
gia
Bay
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unbroken *
proven
if twelve tablets cost fe
sell bottles
Drug
i 100
ists lwo of 24
STOMACH TROUBLES
Tuickly leave, Green's August Flower
< oH inele corrective
1 for 60 years and lu
thousands suffering
dyspepsia,
and
has been
Lise 4% giver
given re
ef to wilh
gestion, constipation
At all druggists Fe and
it. write
INC, Woodbury
drueel
IM
cannot get
GREEN, N. J
STOP THAT ITCHING
You won't have to wait — relief
follows the first comforting touch of
Resinol
The Best
Recommendation
we FO Re
Bare-to-Hair
is the number who are trying
to imitate it If Boreto-Mair
was not growing hair on bald
heads there would be mo imita-
tors if there is baidness or
signs of you can’t afford to
neglect to use Forst's Original
Bare.to-Mair
it
Correspondence gives personal
attention.
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Barber Shops.
W. H. FORST, Mfr.
SCOTTDALE, PENNA.
STOP THAT FLU!
id fin STANBACK works
For colds
ike a charn
fake direc
be
and
by tions and you will
immediately of aching
elieved
fever
All druggists, 10 and 25 cents,
Nothing is mere simple than
ness! Indeed, te be simple
great Emerson,
great.
is to be
The queen of the tea table not only
reigns hut she ponrs
Sick bodies
y miece recom.
mended Tanlec. It
added years to my
life; feel yonntand
vigorous arain.”’
Mrs. Savah A. Vose,
63 Wells St., Wilkes
barre, Pa.
After a spell of Grippe or fla,
when your system is all run down
and your legs are so weak they can
hardiy hold up your body, start
right in taking Tanlac.
It's wonderful how seon you
really do improve! Tanlac salls
right in and puts the system in
fighting trim. It cleans the bleod,
revitalizes the digestive organs,
gives you an appetite for solid food
and makes you feel like a new
person.
Nothing will turn the trick quite
ng fast ax Tanlac, made after the
famous Tanlac formula from roots,
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