The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, April 01, 1926, Image 6

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    MOTHER OF
SEVEN CHILDREN
Mien for them by
Loa Pinkham’s
ing Lyd Compound
Wy Ky.~*l am the mother of
seven llden the eldest being only
12 years, and I feel
that Lydia BH. Pink-
ham's Vegetable
Compound has
helped to pull me
through the rough-
est places of my
married life. At one
time I was so down-
hearted that life
was a misery. A
2] friend in Indianap-
od Oli8, Indiana, told
me of the Vegetable Compound, and
after taking a few bottles of it I
became myself again and {it was
a pleasure to do my housework and
gardening. Since then I always use
your medicine when I feel weak from
overwork and {it straightens me out.”
~Mes., Merissa Baroers, Route 2, care
of 0. F. Steenbergen, Glasgow, Ky.
New Orleans, La—"I could not do a
thing after my first boy was born. |
was s0 weak, I had no appetite,
my work. I was this way for seven
‘Vegetable Compound and got wonder-
ful results from it.”—Mzs, C.
4014 Dauphine St, New Orleans, La.
pound has been growing {in popularity
among women for over fifty years.
SPOHLS
Best 72730 Years
TE UU SS CN
UIT REISL LE
Cataarhal Fever, Epizootic,
CUT LER Colds.
“or Horses.
Mules & J
A LLL] MepicarCo
DISTEMPER
COMPOUND
Fir
Teacher—N
do before th
Requisite
what do
go to sleep?
. —Dey close
little
der peepers.
DEMA’ “BAYER” ASPIRIN
Marked With “Bayer Cross”
Been Proved Safe by Millions.
arning! Unless you see the name
yer” on package or on tablets you
are not getting the genuine Bayer
Aspirin proved safe by millions and
prescribed by physicians for Years,
Bay “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin.
Imitations may prove dangerous. ~Adv,
on
-—)
Egypt is planning to purchase, at
cost of $360,000, ocean-going steamers
for the Egyptian state railway admin
istration.
Helpfulness d to Others,
Man's Great Achievement
The man whose picture appears here
was in every sense of the word helpful
to mankind as
it was he who
gave to the world
Dr. Pierce's
famous Golden
Medical Discov-
ery which has
brought restored
health count-
less people. One
man says i
highly recom-
mend Dr
Pierce's wonder-
ful Golden Medical Discovery
Tablets because b-fore taking them my
nerves were weak and rundown, but
mow I feel vigorous all over. | Rodi
other medicines which did not hel
Henry C. Clark, 522 Eislen St.,
‘more. Md. All dealers.
Loosen Up That Cold
With Musterole
Have Musterole handy when a cold
starts. It has all of the advantages of
andothes s mustard plaster WITH-
the blister. Apply it with the
fingers. You feel a warm tingle as the
healing ointment penétrates the pores,
then a soothing, cooling sensation and
quick relief.
Made of pure oil of mustard and
other simple ingredients, Musterole is
recommended by many nurses and
doctors. Try Musterole for bronchitis,
sore throat, stiff neck, pleurisy, rheu-
matism, lumbago, croup, asthma, neu-
ralgia, congestion, pains and aches of
the back or joints, sore muscles, sprains,
bruises, chilblains, frosted feet, colds of
the chest. It may prevent pneumonia
and “flu.”
Jars & Tubss
a
to
akti-
Better than a mustard plaster
Green's
August Flower
for Constipation,
indigestion and
Torpid Liver
Relieves that feeling
of having eaten unwisely. 30c and
90c bottles, AT ALL DRUGGISTS.
a
NELLIE
REVELL 3 ays:
TRE
contracted a habit of sneering at
much of our popular music-—the tunes
that are turned out by the bale from
Tin Pan alley. To ime such an atti
tude Is a good bit llke looking down
on fllvver automobiles, comfortable
shoes or mother's home-made ples.
They perhaps could be a trifle more
decorative and artisde, but after all
there isn't anything that quite matches
them when it comes to keeping the
morale and the happiness of the com-
munity up to such a high level.
How conclusively this was proven
during the recent world disagreement,
Men the nations had plenty of, pow-
der they were well supplied with, but
not all the powder in the world would
have those soldiers much good
had they not had some means of keep-
ing up their spirits. Many a
done
charge
all pain ensures comfort to the
foot kes wuling oF ori ot. mail rat re:
went over the top inspired by the
and
fight
The
one of those
Pan glley of New
city The men
the operas nor the musie
the to hear:
1d of the
modest
contributed lust
winning of the
as did all the munitions factories
As It war so it Is in
many If not bloody
me the man that
inugh and forget
to
the
many a vie
whi
tory was achieved by
y sang while they battled
of
wis
ers
genesis almost
in Tin
other
every
SOLES :
York
did not sing
to
always It wa
or some
one goes symphony
bails
and these
8 the simple
popular song-writer,
am
toward
sure,
much the
was in peace,
ns
To
make a whole
troubles
the
Can
nation
its
of
means more the
than all
a lumped together,
people intelli
- —
man who Is
int
or woman
uncongenial
pitied—and |
{ sympathy coming on that score,
| ever. | was born int) the
| world and In my
ink, it
in with my
was the duties of a
of a theatric
istence. If | had
| I wouldn't make
the whole galley
My first work was in the newspaper
| business estate is a
{ hard taskmaster, The hours are long,
! the responsibilities many and heavy,
| the nerves under a continual
{Sri and the pay Is small compared
i to of Intelligence and in-
itiative demanded But there
other compensations than salary
newspaper gets a
pita *h
forked 0 work Is
0 be have
what
amusement
veins flowed
wonder |
print-
ers’ 80 Is no have
heen love work, whether
fit reporter or the
press agent's ex-
career
rush al
reset
in
my to
# single revision
and the fourth
are
the amoun
are
The
worker
from labors known to
his few
professions. Never a lay goes by that
pay a
understanding,
concrete-hearted
never bold out-en’ It
sacrifice to he one of
back the
Sess
§
foly does not large
in human one that
most cashier
Is worth some
those
FIR
Jever across a bunch
keys, that
and wonder
I did the
our when I should have been writ.
in sorting them and
ny mind the locks they
There was one the
to ha the last time it had
ed it fastened a door between me
| and the world of p
other had given admittance
{ apartment that was home
There was a thin, flat one
where | had planned
a story for this
were some for
come
of old
you once kept
use, whut they were all
for?
an i
ing this column
finding in 1
to fit for
tise] ve
active service
to
to
for the desk
and
show or that
trunks, steamers
and wardrobe and cut trunks, that 1
had not seen for almost six years
Some of them [| will use again, others
never; but [I shall keep them all
There is one door they can always
uniock-the door of happy memories.
we w—
an
{| many
There
Zoe Beckley,
best ns a
anywhere
who ranks with the
newspaper woman here or
else, dropped in the other
day for the express purpose of de-
livering this story. An out-of-town
newspaper man had, it seemed, been
sent to New York to cover the story
of a great man's demise. On arriving
he went straight from the train to the
office of the evening paper, for Miss
Beckley had been his pal and from
her he expected to get the salient fea-
tures of the famous person's life and
death.
“Oh, don’t ask me.” sulked Zoe.
“I'm off him. Here [ have been doing
sympathetic stories about him fifteen
years—and now he goes and dies for
the morning papers.”
Only one who was unable to walk
for many long months can know what
Intense delight it is for me to get
around on my own feet a bit once
again. 1 feel just like the little boy
who gets up Christmas morning at
four o'clock and scoots down to see
the Christmas tree and the presents
and then finds so many things he
wants that he can’t make up his mind
which to take first, 1 go from one
window to the other in my room, from
the table to my chair, to my desk and
back to the windows, hardly pausing
long enough to realize what I came
there for, Anyone who doesn't be-
lieve there is suéch a thirdg as the
modern-day spirit of unrest ought ta
drop In to see me.
isis fms
Your own good falth must be your
chiefest care;
No matter what some others do--play
fair,
(Copy~iab' hy the McNaught Syndicate. Tne)
#
CARS TODAY ARE
FAST AND SAFER
Highways Are Wide and
Smooth Enough for
Speed of 35 Miles.
The tendency of the automobile fo- |
dustry and of actual motoring condi-
tions Is for more speed with added
safety,
Today highways
enough and smooth
safe speeds of 35
hour, The current
bile, with four-wheel
steering, Is flexible
speeds,
Trae
built wide
to make
miles an |
are
enough
or more
of automo- |
brakes and easy
and secure at such
type
regulations, on the
hand, are much the same as they |
were years ago when cars were not
built to meet present-day demands
In most states they could be modern
Ized to the benefit of everyone
Slow Driver Worries.
By falling keep up the
Iimit country highways, the
driver a general paralysis
traflic, works hardship
other
other |
to speed
on slow
”
Ol
CRUSes
which
rivers,
H on |
causes congestion and
makes all driving much more danger
The driver fs 15 i
of
Hong
an he up hu
ndreds
¢
of
hy speed
the face
the
holce lngging
hance |
ing around the slow in
traffie
driver would speed
the behi
well spread
one
if
up or turn
nd
out
oncoming
off the
be
yone
Cars would soon
nll md ever
mi better time
hed
several
ike
fic 1}
arrant
construction
Tra heavy enougl
ome
changes in
in
HE
’
and laws gover
ing thelr use
Penalize Slow Drivers
the slow
A penalty
driver
Yl traffic
Anot!
* man who
mal
forci
orks
condition
adiustinents or
traflic both
its way through
wide
change
from lirection
shuttle the o
on
man who dr
of the
ulation
It might be advisable to provide har
bors regular intervals along high
ways into which a motorist In trouble
could drive his car
ments, thus avold
drance, is =»
source of danger
pel lan:
.
one side. On highways, the
Ives slowly
road should be sul
at
to make
a traf
HEanNce
nd Just
ing
n
which and
Improve Appearance of
Tires by Use of Paint
Painting the tires with a coating of
quid rubber to which
gi
altractive appearance, but it a
preserve There
g con
whitening bas
ves Lhe shoes an
Ino helps
them
tire-paintin
imber
in
as to
shoes
are 5 n
pounds to fil
es ns well
the
id bruises
the appearance of
over cuts
further
working itself
ai the
preparations
moisture from
tend to keen
into the
For the of the n
benefi wtorist who
far
be added that a
for coating both
12 and the outside of the
can be made by stirring five pounds of
whiten into a quart of gn A
thorough mixing has
adding a quart of rubler ce
The cold patch cet old by |
tire com will do
This latter is the rubber mrt of the
Once thoroughly mixed,
compound Is applied with a brush like
other paint, and due to the elas
ticity imparted by the rubber cement,
the paint will not crack after it Is ap
plied to the shoe
as possible,
it might
WY oom
pound
insi shoes
ing soline, and
heen of
ment
pany
3
the ;
Wheels Sometimes Cause
Excessive Wear on Tire
Whenever a motorist detects his
tires undergoing unusual tread wear
he should at once make certain that
Disalignment of
is the unsuspected cause of
the premature demise of many tires
the wheels of a car are not
parallel, the tire must undergo a di
agonal grind as it passes over the
road surface. Sometimes an axle be
comes bent by a severe blow, or the
rims are
Bearings some
and permit the
In any case the
off and the fabrie
Often demountable
straight,
worn
wabble
ment,
not put on
to
soon
wheels
tread grinds
tive agencies
close observation you can distin
guish many being driven with
wheels perceptibly out of true. In
numerous instances the motorist is not
by
Cars
abnormal wear until the
comes in form of
off tread or a blowout,
After your car has received
ed to an
#® worn
n
that
wheels
dealer
pleased
at once
bent or the
Your tire
ususlily be
or if hig service
{1
not been
knocked out of true
or garageman will
does
it
to examine them,
not cover this, w suggest where
can be done
Fitting Connecting-Rod
Bearing on Crankcase
teed bear
fittir hear
Wi
1s
on 1g connecting rod
the bolts have an annoying ten
deney of falling down the
craukocnse This can be prevented in
the two ways shown
¢ of the
rr over the hes
tion HE CONsiIsis O
a bu ad of the
or center puna
Two Ways to Hold Bolts in Place.
to make un rir
ter-pu murks arot
hese marks should be placed hal
boit hole
ond method is
nch ind the
to allow
ne
through the
to igh CERSATY,
commodate cap. Bolts so
died are driven into their
driving it and make a
Job Popu {ence M
plvot sl tiy if
the ree
holes with 8
neat Nery
mithly
light
freable iar S¢
Road Hogs Not Popular
With Average Motorist
learn es of
ind
users of the
If motorists would
the road, always bearing te
share the road with other
the right
Hog
¥ Bo
highway and
{i Le fowe
there woul
t
ging the road is
cidents, particular
the cause of man
iy at turns
particul
it i=
speed prescribed
Carelessness Is otice
able at tu
furan co
law, and
arly
titer to
by
novicds should practice tray
rms DO #asY Is
roners at
eling hing
at low speed Just hefore reac
making
than
Drivers should
hefore the
and farn
at a speed not four miles
an hour
by waving
is to turn
in n
road, where
beyond
more
niwnys signal
the hand which way the car
or when It Is to come fo a
stop aking a turn on a cot
the
miry
motorist cannot see
the unusual ion
should be Too
make these turns with
ddie of the
turn precaut
8 ’
taken many motorists
thelr machines
far over the mi ro
i. there
faq
by endangering the other fellow, who
ly is doing the thing on
wide of the turn It Is
well to remember that half of the road
same
op posite e
Three hundred and seventeen truck
loads of live stock rolling into the
South St. Paul market on a single day
recently set a new peak In stock
yards’ history and brought additional |
figures Indicating that
better highways are fast
mdre und more the
roads.”
During last year, 375,881 head of |
tive stock in 473837 motor trucks ar-
rived over the highways, mainly the
trunk routes, at the South St. Paul
market, according to official figures
from the Union Stock Yards company.
Yhe avernge haul was placed between
50 and 0 miles, the report added,
but farmers living as far as 200 miles
away found it to their profit and ad.
vantage to ship by truck on the bet.
ter roads,
Twenty-five years ago farmers
Minnesota's {
becoming |
“farmers’ rail.
closer by delivered 16,006 head dur
Wg the entire year by hauling with
wagons or driving them
comparative figures follow:
in. Some
Btock
Cattle
1800
.§ 5497
5.484
414
4.671
1919 1924 1825
$17,384 § 23.708 § 50,643
26,889 150.614 218.640
7.127 47.831 76.623
3,545 21,572 20.975
———— I——— ————
$54,745 $253,725 $275,881
Calves
Sheep
$16,066
The 47337 truck loads received at
the market last year was comparable
to 34,431 loads by truck during 1024
the previous high mark. Unloading
facilities for truck trade at the stock:
yards are again virtually up to
capacity, the stockyards officials sald,
but will be enlarged as required to
serve the constantly and rapidly In.
creasing business of this kind.
While no figures were available as
to the value of the stock moved by
truck, it was safely placed as consid.
erably in excess of £5.000,000,
|
{
|
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
r (to female
the stage)
rience?
Manage
sition
any expe
“No
“I suppose
applicant for po-
Have you had
of
own?"
“Oh, no"
“You expect to be a star some day?”
IM,
“Can
“Very
"All
no, of course pot.”
you sing?”
Httle”
right, you're hired, I'll use
”
Drawing the Distinction
“Are poll states
you a fician or'a
Sena
“I don't
tor Sorghun
know vet answered
54 and
poll
“8
me
re-elected
stay In the game, il call me na
write
vertise
Siar
nEton
Why
mittees always digg
ing
Ee
are these congressional
ng
$1 gg 9™
com
into somet
and stir the
Bern
up
rt
it's pay dirt, my boy.”
Insult to the Mule
When the donkey the zebra,
He begar swiich his tall
Well, 1 nev was his comm
that's
Rw
er
There's a mule been In
Question of the Moment
“And
father.in
for my
what” nsked the prospective
law, “do to
" dang! the
“1 hadn though much
answered ly prospective son
law wy tomorrow's her
birthday and
worrying now about
you expect
future?”
¥ about it
for
tH
1® QUA
on Be
I'ma
her present.”
——s— - .
Another Flash
“Whither
wouldst
leaned over the
What
as he
HWE
cheerioed
pear
stranger?
St. Peter,
iy gates
in" muttered
soul of No.
the electric
ck of
“(yos} let me
wandering convict 809,
just released
I just had
olgate Bar
rhal
from chair,
the she my life" —
ter
Happy Thought
mighty bright chap™
they say it was his
{
“Rex is n
“Yok
bros
a m”
sir
to deast bedtime stories at 2
A NATURAL MISTAKE
wenpvan,
Mr. Cod-—Well, I declare,
me a present!
#OIne one
Still Looking
About the Wandering Jew we are
No longer In the dark;
A Piney ! in which te park.
A Race Against Time
Mother--Why do you eat those gin.
ger cookies so greedily? You have
plenty of them.
Tommy-—I know it. That's why I'm
afraid my appetite will be gone before
the cookies are.
‘Qualified
Employer—Yes, 1 advertised for a
strong boy. Do you think you will snit?
Applicant—Well, I've just finished
ticking nineteen other applicants out
in the passage,
Unfortunate
The Prodigy’s Mother~0Of course--
{ know she makes little mistakes
sometimes-—but you see, she plays
entirely by ear,
The Prodigy’s Uncle—Unfortunate
ly—that’'s the way I listen.”
Pat’s Pun
Magistrate—You are charged with
stealing two pounds of snuff. What
have you to say?
Irish Prisoner-—Sure, yer honor, Of
thought suff was made to be pinched,
i
|
i
{
i
Backache Wearing You Out?
Every day find you
ba« kache? Suffer sharp,
pring? Feel lame and stiff 3
tired, nervous and dispirited’ Then
look to your kidneys! Your kidneys
are the blood filters Perhaps they
have failed to properly rid the blood
of body poisons. Naturally, then, you
suffer the injurious effccts of this slow
poiscuning. Don’t risk neglect! If your
kidneys need help, use Doan's Pills.
No other kidney diuretic is so well
recommended nor so successful. Ask
your neighbor!
A Virginia Case
Mrs. A. H Po
ell, Orchard roi
Ro ky Mount, Va.
Bays I was
troubled with
pains in my back
1 caught a cold
which settied in
my kidneys and I
had pains between
my shoulders
My kidneys acted
irregularly. 1 was
told Doan's Pllis would help me,
so I got some A couple of boxes
of Doan’'s rid me of the attack”
DOAN’S "&c®
STIMULANT DIURETIC TO THE KIDNEYS
Foster Milburn Co., Mig. Chem. Bufislo, N. Y.
De Pain Kin
Checks Colds and Coughs
Relieves Aches and Paling
| Sad Healt Ci Cuts and Burns
3s
133
miserable with
stabbing
alw is
No need to spend restiess, sleepless
nights. Irritation quickly relieved and
rest assured by using the remedy that
has heiped thousands of sufferers.
25 cents and $1.00 at druggists.
if unable to obtain, write direct to:
RORTHROP & LYMAN CO. Inc,
Buffelo, New York
Send for free
From a St. Louis Contrib.
Tra:
something
Mrs
Tramp
i Spare a poor man
hushand
ward-hoiled ®
harp—I'li ea my
Is he
Tran
tender or |
aorrint
sri]
why not buy a ver
Worms or Tapeworm
1 Peery's Tend
N Adv
For economy's sake
h expels
dose”
ve
Bhat” does it 12 Pearl St
A man bas to with a
in this
good deal
| Sure Relief
put up
god
¢
worid and put up for a
more
36 BELLANS
Hot water
£. Sure Relief
. Re
| FOR INDIGESTION
and 75¢ Pkés. Sold Everywhere
Recommendation
wel Ee
Bare-to-Hair
is the number who are trying
to imitate it. if Bareto-Hair
was not growing hair on bald
heads there would be no imita.
tors. If there is baldness or
signs of it you can't afford to
neglect to use Forst's Original
Bare-to-Hair,
Correspondence given personal
attention.
For sale by all Drug Stores and
Barber Shops.
W. H. FORST, Mfr.
SCOTTDALE, PENNA.
KELP YOUR SCP
WITH CUTICURA
CHERRY-GLYCERINE
COMPOUND
COUGHS. HH
BRONCHITIS