The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, February 25, 1926, Image 3

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    JACKSON
AND HIS
MONKEYS
By MICHAEL WHITE
{i by Short Story Pub. Co.)
ANY things are in the
name of the viceroy and gov-
ernor general in council for
which his excellency can
done
For example, the notice in the Indian
State rallway carriages pertaining
the exclusion of dogs. If you were to
ask the viceroy about that order he
would probably look very much sur-
prised, his excellency having no knowl-
edge at all of said eanine ordinance,
But this story has nothing to do with
It coun
cil governing i
to
dogs. relates to order in
the
triet overpopulated with nt
monkeys being holy ani
be in any way maltreated
ing offense to Hindu
dice, but on representation to the local
authority
divers persons are suffe
depredations of
authority shall order the
deportation of
his judgment will
of the situation.
admirable rule, but
others, Is apt not to wor
weil In practice. i
majority of
overpopulated
an
situation in
Sald
not
onkeys
mals,
i th
h
ereby giv
nreiy
preju
relic
Teil
that shopkeepers and other
ring from
monkeys, local
and
the
sald
capture
nkeys as in
as many t
refief
cordially wele:
den of outside deities Vel » plous
Hindu is pu mes what
with his legion
gods But
Jackson, whe
zzled at to do
and other
all trouble
headn
of Kotar reported
measures were tu
tection, not a grain
bazaar
certain bry
ed
ing fat by their
they not
tonly, and ti
sacrileg
left in the
by
swarn into
did
the presenc
the heaven
he will exe
Monkeys,
mudd w
}
holy
of tissue
he
gray-whi
tur
deal before capt
more of
and
bamboo e¢
ge
landed them secur
age of the
dispatched by
train billed
Krishnapur, which
inn named Foster,
Jackson thought
him out with the monk
had recently done the deputy
missioner of Krishnapur a friendly
furn. He also felt he had performed
his duty toward the people of Kot ar,
until he received a polite letter from
Voster, expressing his regret that he
was unable to accommodate any more
monkeys in his district, and advising
Jackson to try some one else. So back
came the grinning, chattering cage of
monkeys. Jackson was, of course, dis-
appointed to see the monkeys, but that
was not all, far from it. The native
station master of Kotar presented
himself with a grave face
"Sir," “the sahib will recol
lect that when he ordered the monkeys
sent away
the cage. Now behold thers
seven. That,
derstand, is
monkeys.
down
place
ruled over
he
next
for a called
was by
a] n
Foster would
eva, because he
com
said he,
there were thirty-one in
are forty-
will un
of sixteen
as the sahib
an increase
The native stationmaster took
pride in his accuracy as to
at the moment it did not
son's wrath toward Foster the
opportunity to unload precisely sixteen
of his own undesirable monkeys. He
wrote Foster an angry letter about it,
promising to get even with him some
day, and in the meantime ordered the
monkeys sent on up the line to a man
named Gardner. In ordinary elreum-
stances it would have been easy to
work oft the monkeys on Gardner,
who, unlike Foster, was always willing
to oblige a friend In an emergency
But Jackson's carload of monkeys ar-
rived just at the time that the Hindus
were about to celebrate the feast of
Hunuman, the monkey god. So what
was more natural than that they
should take it as a sign from the god
himself that the auspicious hour had
come to start a riot and belabor the
great
figures, but
Jack
seizing
soften
i
of
subjects,
weads thelr Mohammedan fellow
I'hus word was brought to Gardner
that a sion, with tom-toms beat.
ing, conch shells blowing, clubs bran-
dishing, ar | much noise and dust, was
on its way to the station receive
the newly arrived monkey deities in
all honer. On the return journey to
Hunuman's temple they hoped to en-
counter a Mohammedan with
broken heads in Gard-
ner quickly grasped the situation, so
far as ridding himself of the mon-
keys and the Hindus of their inauspl-
He shouted for his horse,
and rode stralght for the station, hap-
arriving there the proces.
proces
to
crowd,
consequence,
before
{
{
i
send that
train
monkey
passing.”
superintendent,
car
off by
ordered
the
the
“Understand,
the first train
first he
government order
passes. Get those heasts away
here as soon a possible.’
he
Moha
about
Then
wad
native superintendent, being a
an and caring nothing
onkeys, ised obedience
hurriedly
But
reckless order,
pron
irdner rode away
the procession he
BiVEeR what was a very
because if a native not
is
first
and that
mind, Now
chaotie The
as Gard
the
Hteral he is
passing w ers order,
settled it in native
{
pened to be a special ing no less
the
India,
Visit
did
being
CArry
than
of
to
a person
nor
grand
stich
eroy
general on of his
one
tours
folk It not
Morar
place, but
pull up the
an unimportant
beyond just long
But
native
at
station,
stopped
enough to water the locomotive
during that perio]
the assistance
, was able
link it
Shed inl
short the
.
superintendent, with of
8 gang of coolies
up snd
the viceroy's
io push
monk Cur on to the
such be
sioner
ial
the
npanim
However
tive
at once, and t btain It » telegraph
and
report
wus
man
hesive
exeollend y
roster
and
a8 ihe
hig 1
HS i
to me.” said the
lofty
ere
viceroy
rebuke, “ths th
for Mr
I consider,
ore
Jackson's
Mr. Fos
to con
these—animals
monkeys,
YOur course
er-
was open
sure in permitting
to wander up and down the rali-
ways the empire, and highly im-
proper that they should have been at-
tached to my—to a viceregal
You had better liberate them at once.”
The viceroy went on to see the
kings, quite ignorant of the Immense
prestige he had geined in the province
by carrying along a carload of holy
monkeys, and Foster spent more than
one anxious night before he felt re.
assured that he would hear no more of
the incident. But what continued to
puzzie him was that when the
monkeys scrambled out of the cage,
sixty thieving old rascals were added
to the holy malefactors of his district,
of
Jackson chuckled when he denied
adding the other twenty-nine,
Garduoer said he had been too busy to
bother with monkeys: #0 where they
came from must remain an unan-
swered question, unless, as Jackson
holds, Hunuman, the monkey god,
sent them by way of retribution for
the way In which Foster tried to add
to the trouble of a friend.
Our Moose Larger
Our American moose are similar to
the elk of northern Europe and Si.
beria, but larger in size, says Nature
Magazine, They range in our north.
ern forests from the mouth of the
Yukon south and eastward to northern
Minnesota and Maine. The Shiras
moose Is somewhat segregated, rang-
ing along the Rocky mountains Inte
Wyoming, further south than any other
species.
i
Winsome Patterns
New Spring Woolens In-
clude Plain Colors, White
and Checked Designs.
The newer woolens for the
Eeason include homespun, both import-
ed and dowestie, in plain colors, in
white and In the new tiny checked
patterns. This checked design Is par-
ticularly good In beige and brown, the
brown for the check beige
ground. Kasha and slik-and-wool fer.
BOY the pastel
shades, “ofp
ously
zines
of belge
The
Come in
lit plaided
tweeds that
spring
used on =n
follow fashionable
or, as they
the
or
fhe vari
termed by
the “dusky”
and rose,
tweeds for
slors
are
fashion
“dusty”
magn
colors
the
in smal
new
plain oo
or in effects
In « lHeghter color
the home
dressmnl
underside for
dress
Then there ix new
ulled *“frisea,” a
Weave
imported
fabri
ap
fabric «
and a
pearance,
which i ver fashion ev
’ t. 2
fashions designed
Its
KNOwWn as
rly spring
Bouiaern wear domestic
gra apple gree rose
Wool
" SOine
tafletn
of the
especing
Dress, Blue and White Crepe
de Chine, Check Effect
in &ports ensembles consisting of
shoul
fash
sinart
navy blue
and
der cape to match gre
ionable, Taffetas,
spring in colors like
beige and even white,
ock
fKiRO very
100, for
fawn,
Gre
nre
Girdle, Brassiere and
is the girdle, the brassiere, the ath-
letic belt, or whatever answers in lieu
of the old-style stays. The new vor.
sion of the corset is presented in many
attractive models. Most of them are
or some novelty material, daintily
flowered or figured muslin, A popu
lar form of girdle is made of satin
two or three inches wide,
the body and so
to fit the figure. To this
tached side garters, or it may
with equal convenience without the
elastics, If round garters are used.
Women who eliminate as much as pos
«ible in underclothing wear “corsets
of finely tucked batiste or satin or of
lace. The brassieres of Irish, of fillet
and of the novelty all-over laces are
most attractive, Rome extreme novel.
ties are trimmed with metal lace or
are made entirely of gilt or silver
lace, lined with crepe or chiffon.
From Paris have been received
many pretty jackets to be worn in
bed, or for other PuFposes,
A ———
New Wide Hats
The large hats are not being over.
looked during the winter resort goa.
son. Indeed they are of such size that
it Is impossible to overlook them, The
majority are of hair braid, but some
models have been designed In satin.
arranged
may
as
at
be worn
be
Printed Silk Is Used
for Two-Piece Frock
"LE
This stunning two.piece frock is
made of printed silk, with plaited
skirt and a belt with a buckle. It can
Jo.
Cameo Pins, Jet Dinner
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EEE TEESE PPPOCOE IOP POPSOOIPS
NELLIE
| REVELL Says
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T EWSPAPERS
frequently quote
4 N people ax saying that thelr favor-
Ite pastime Is work. I must confess 1
Wiis less skeptical as to the
such statements, 1. who
ull my life, and who
support of a family be-
twenty, could hardly
of anyone working who did not
to. But now 1 appreciate what
suver work Next to health
greater blessing. It cures
nature, It is a balm for
more
sincerity
have had to work
wig the
fore 1
celve
or
of
sole
was con.
have
a life in,
there ix no
ils of every
every
Writing
something think
anticipate, It has
my “f back"
Heve that my
ment 1 started
of enforced idleness I
woe,
this given
to plan,
has
unbout,
column me
to to
taken my
and J
he
work after
nny #incerely be-
gan the
recovery Ean
two years
used to wi
» time y n I would not have
Now t}
enla
had
umn
feel as
¢ personal
wonld
condition
Work.
to me a mity,
more real pleas out
than anything 1
if every reader
friend I try
ure
is
make it sound
to of them
of them reading it
be
RARA)
lke a personal
acl
eCRch
to
others of my
nay near.
antique jeweled set
pliasize
in
Deed,
rate
mes is
4d shows
Oriental Crepes, Silks
Poss
i"
, some of
very plicturesqu A &ilk of
flat bands
hits of
introduced,
them one
color is trimmed with
oriental
The
and lovely
needlework are op
limit,
New Cottons and Silk
As the styles for southern resort
spring styles are
delightful models
cottons and silk
There are pretty stripes,
checks and open “basket” weaves and
weight of mous
Some of the prominent
out, some
in new
brought
shown
are
Irish dimities. A
inviting “nightie” of white
dimity in a small check
trimmed with Irish lace run with lav
ender taffeta ribbon. Some sweet
little step<ins are made of square
of silk and
in a pale shade of apricot,
with yellow valenciennes
In these sheer materinls many
colors are shown, some In
delicate flower and fruit shades
Peach, apricot, cyclamen green, tan
gerine, saffron and Chinese blue are
some of the popular tints,
Beaded Bags
Few women set out for the Innd
the royal, and the itching palms, lo.
cated south of the frost belt, without
purchasing one of the new large bags
made of tiny beads. These bags are
ns soft and flexible as silk itself and
are developed In charming color de:
signs,
in the fresh, dainty
quaint,
is
lace.
beautiful
“Fire
startiing headli
for thie suggestion.
&
— sin
» at Hospit
ne
fi Aronses Nurses
in an evening paper
Thanks
One of the worst iigers In the |
his troubles because he's afraid he
might lose one—Trolty Vek.
SR —_——"
Every letter 1 have received, telling
me how courageous [I was, has made
me hang my head in shame.
the Pollyanna that many people hate
called me. If I have won the fight
it was only because of the help and
encouragement I received from my
friends, 1 could not have made the
grade alone. 1 ran out of gas, my
engine was stalled and I had lost
spark plug.
But every time 1 found m &If in
one of those “what's the use?" moods
some kind friend would come in. or
the nurse would bring me a letter
with a message of hope and confi
dence. Then I would dry my tears
and resolve to be worthy of my
friends’ faith in me. These are the
things that have made friendship my
religion,
sn
Here are five causes with only one
effect:
“Step on (t,
a mile long.”
"I'm sure these are headache tab
lets, They come In that kind of a
box.”
“Never drove before? Why, it's as
easy as pushing a wheelbarrow.”
“That gun's safe. [ unloaded it the
fast time used it"
“It's too shallow here,
beyond the life lines”
(Copyright by the McNaught Syndioste, Ine)
That freight train ie
Let's swim
Two Letters
The first
written
twenty years
age, the
second
recently by
Mrs. J. H.
Bouriand,
Frankston,
June 2, 1904, she writes :—
a» For twenty-three years 1 wa
constant sufferer from chroni
catarrh. I had a severe misery and
burning in the top of my head, a
continual droppi ing of m
my throat causing frequent expec
toration. My entire stern be-
ame involved and I grew wor
not recover
and
iu into
sys
remed as if 1 could
a constant cough
attacks of bili colic. My
were aft b( ausing
ried
took
fre-
bowels
alarming
many *medies 80
Pe-ru-na. In
heved of my
tirely u Nn
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June 30, 1924, Mrs.
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“I will 5
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Bou sarland writes
oon be seventy-nine years
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Pe-ru-na an d take it myself when
neces J
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