A THE CENTRE REPORTER, CENTRE HALL, PA. Hu re Rel ief a) 1 { { is \@® > 6 BeLuans Hot water 2 Sure Relief SELL-ANS FOR INDIGESTION 25¢ and 75¢ Pkd’s. Sold Everywhere INFLAMED EY Use Dr. Thom 's Hyewnter. Buy ab Jpur arhggists or EL iver, Troy, N. ¥. Booklet. 7%e TALE o\= | athlon Kur KIDDIE KATYDID 6% Arthur Scott Dailey A WHINING CALLER CERTAINLY hope yoy aren't go- ing to disappoint me?" Mr. Night hawk whined, as looked hungrily at Kiddie Katydid, who was clinging tight his perch. please jump for me—just once!” he begged. “Here I've come all the way the meadow on purpose to see what a fine jumper you are! And I shall feel Ol GOOD OOOO OOOO GOH LA 0 POINTS ON KEEPING WELL CR. FREDERICK R. GREEN Editor of "HEALTH" SOOO O LBRO BOLO OOUNNNO00 15.6, Western Newspaper Union) THE DISAPPEARING LOBSTER might well wonder why he didn't make one quick spring at Kiddie Katy did and swallow him, ut that not Mr. Nighthawks way of dining “Well,” he sald at last, “though you to jump for me, won't you kindly call some other member of your family and ask hh to oblige me?” “1 don't know where my relations are just now,” replied Kiddie Katy did. “Some of them were here a while | ; tained very unhappy If you don't perform for | 480: but they went away.” And ‘that | ; So me.” was quite true! At that peent-—that | Up to date But Kiddie Katvdid refused to first warning cry—of Mr. Nighthawk’s, | mun has treated the sea as he has budge : ’ they had all vanished as If by magle, | a ireated the forests, He ig Just learn | “I hadn't intefded to do KODE he Touves | would continue to have | “ ano the 1 tonight, he told Mr. ways talking hem then inquired you « was . 1%] VERY BODY like It but it in order to keep well foods We must have And no won Human { Ings need salt, They also need jodine, whieh is found in all sea products and without whleh health cannot likes sen he not only we refuse to “Please, ft in order to keep well, be ACTOSS be main there is a real reason for our craving for sea products, Keep your horses working with [VSS “SPOHN'S.” Standard rem- edy for 32 years for Distemper, ples, Influenza, Coughs an 3s. Give to sick and those ex- ey, “SPOHN'S" for Dog Dis- order from z ive Sold t. i rE un. locas $1.3 Write for free booklet on disenses. SPONN MEDICAL CO.Dept. GOSHEN, IND. NEW HANDY PACK Fits hand ~ pocket and purse ths . any leaping { Ing that If he that Nighthawk. a Katy you're al- about?’ Mr. Nighthawk | “Don’t you suppese | could find her and persuade her | little jumping for it's done” Kiddie these natural gifts he must use visely and economically doesn't have to be a million a Broa lobsters dway chorus girl i to do a we More for your money and the best Peppermint Chewing Sweet for any money Look for Wrigley's P. K. Handy Pack é on your Dealer's Counter of 5 Small “Cop” Meant to Be Ready for Action The nolice foree |} Just aE > 4 ; 4 to know that foods one of the most i to show me how L es / ® J : uticura Soap] |W Wn i Hn Hi ; ; A what stiffly Ory ; | absolutely refuse to (f f \ A | do such a thing C : [ fu : 1 " xt '" " bi Hy j a Best for Bab il YT B® | Now that you've mentioned her, I'll Li tars for Yatra ORmt Rave the sen provides, are said but 1 some becoming not only smaller ¥ le nl i I'm must but also mush | because lob been caught restrictions and, birds that becoming | Soap, Ointment, Taleam sold everyw HAL { simply say Katy did. And beyond that Handsome Kathleen Key, ret 54 avr, Daye 3. hog) I cannot “movie” star, who recently returned “She from Rome with a well known pro | ducing company in a great screen suc. | scarce | cess, is noted for her beautiful shoul. | 1 ders and hands. This is Miss Key's i latest picture. Maiden, Mase, discuss her with you did what?’ | wanted to know But swer that question d game Mr through his nose Nighthawk | ighthaw) i are : 3 allowed | Kiddie Katydid declined to an { He merely hugged his wings closer to his green body, and at Mr. Nighthawk That's for tell voi i” locked rather hires] Conse tert] ’ (ie \ Ef £X shot a as If to find Mr ish any glance “Ah! fut 1 Nighthawk He had always one who spent a sly {) WHO SAID spirits nre better by the pain languor of sickness, few pilgrims become nent salnts” Tae yvord able 1 oh your to SEN out! shan't supposed that of SOOTHES BURNS Nothing more comforting i 5 v s onlta than “Vaseline’’ Jelly. Eases i oo pain. Hastens nature’s heal- No Jumping for Me Tonight!” : ght! He ing. Wonderful for cuts, Piped in a Shrill Voice scratches, bruises and other . tittle accidents. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. State Street ‘New York Vaseline g | BRO. V. 8. PAT. OFF PETROLEUM JELLY Midget Apartment House Seattle, Wash. country’s smallest It is OS feet goon] part made nnd “Few pots every night saying the sam orant rie over and over hs But that pe over and cle dull witted thin Katydid | people | And a question as hrighter generally believed when { “And if I jumped for you, it would : only my “y hawk, thought you this pointed to ! branches of which tree-top in which they “thickens! Bat Kiddie Katvdid's 1% 5 plained up of for me he ne voloe Mr upset dans.” ! is | take Night- {| «nig But 1} Salomon friend know I know" nodding that wouldn't . said Mr vou know.” sald Kiddie his head Ow often visit inst to oblige a fo one.’ bulldings”"’ “Why no! I wasn't ¢ Mr. Nighthawk nervous ob leet that nearest all but fumping from And he maple, the touched the Were tree into replied behind here ?™ Kiddie { Solomon the lool look brings him the house, $ a icl . . itting « ab “ is said to have sitting. | their salvation i ¥ Yer “i m . if id} apartment mind was made rel useless and purposeless and sold long. 14 feet wide at one ' heavenly 1 : w in " Hel ' 2 L auring the they d $ that ne following the chickens tut hope of end and only that a acs, ‘Nee jumping tonight eating footatens. as shieries bu when he happens to sible, of i Hi . ; 4 i % 1 " k the wa one.” Thomas 8 Kempis has gone down It And one’ he's ahove § feet wide at the other not eo shrill man ¢ piped in a All tl is un his hatehing walters the founder of their Three families time Nighthawk growing hungrier th ver y as the female Kg ng hung an ever ~B by Grosset & largely because is the nale # 4 thie in 1 3 | tation Fie We olhwiers are exposed | ¢ of the time the Take Tablets Without Fear If You $4 the Safety “Bayer Cross.” their shells are Silence (THE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS By H. IRVING KING cAmong the 4 | 0 an © osition | # ws oe ht. wt take OTABLES [[| enw tie ors Tome Kem | a ymmention ty emg on ie whic are ‘Guard Against “Flu” With Musterole Influenza, Grippe and Pneumonia usually start with a cold. The moment vou get those warning aches, get busy with good old Musterole. Mustérole relieves the congestion and stimulates circulation. It has all the good qualities of the old-fashioned mustard plaster without the blister. Rub it on with your finger-tips. First you feel a warta tingle as the healing ointment penetrates the pores, then a soothing, cooling sensation and quick relief. Have Musterole handy for emer- gency use. Itmay prevent senousiliness. To Mothers: Mustercle is also made in milder form for babies and small children Ask for Children’s Musterole. Jars & Tubes ALL Warning! Unless you see the name “Bayer” on package or on tablets you are aot getting genuine Bayer Aspirfn proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years. Say “Bayer” Aspirin fmitations may prove dangerous —Ady the ’ ormeriy was ERNEST THOMPSON SETON PLANNING A KITCHEN ER fist, when youn buy MATCHES AND HUSBANDS as thou an unmarried girl light a mateh NEXT Ah THOMPSON wi uiptor | 9%! TON RETO build a ne I vesir olf one? planning the of the The Right Kind as free from Little Girk—1 fon, Butcher Little muvyver beef tea wiv } a pla draughts artist watch in direc In that dire husband This according to the rural possible and what tion the Wot £9 t Is I forgot, but I sifperstition Is American Fol New England other the found want a pound o mut lecturer and wild animal Eh i jriease Vers ™ pis ax of the varied He man to gi intimate § mar his most than ge the wild who put ; ! I tient her future ured in found Klore on unusual use has mento of the who--in mitation if FEnglishwaom a If pos planning ttt 11 s14 04 wl will ret sun } i (irl know any other the hops | ia » wants society, mn the life h | i no! | it i i i | i : i i it! KOT person an and mn perhaps, obtains in Corry 6 gave her own one of fire-worship Passing Show anin.als of i and many we Savior she Hem as sections apparently of modern folklore which fe to save others The little book that was the effects of Edith Cavell § 3 ¢ abont ; he walls should b ght coplous annolations In her and i pdwriting ie he lived in the wilderness part of Mani handws ing which sho Idom finds a hardwood floor plete lack of fear during those few \ pian toba for three vears with his hrother nog hen, the They farmed . ‘ {days preceding her execution when attrapt : Seton studied the Ameri Wa fighting to Thomas a gterproof, non absorptive and Kempis was a German and It an. If fastened to the thing that work should f r ail aro e prevent water { have been the chief source of consola the floor and minimum of other He was born August 14 1880, in . y In a England and when he was among through inherit 4 v twenty-one, came over to ¢ | superstitions, fire worship was an im- : ported cult from the East which never | flourished im its transplanting and which has, therefore, left few traces | upon our folklore countries Acid stomach. heartburn few survivals found ecorrecte.. with the of Vagetable Pills 372 and nausea are Wright's Indian 8t., N. XY. Aawv. use Pearl in our and weath rope, 32 I and solid we hears anada nd the floor firm Character of men and her often shown by the different which they ask questions. "Is It Your Stomach ? Lebanon, Pa.—“l had a spell of typhoid fever and it left my stomach in very bad shape My food did not digest properly — ‘ 1 is oon women wavs In tent is to lay color in sone Ernest the some land, and the animals of gion, and the wild life about hi found a of { paint | soon, ive aml Linoleum is AE consul at Brussels her life an gave re | over the floor He in pretty m have Some investigators held that | besides the imported there was an in digenous fire-worship cult In Europe ! In very auclent times; but the best au- thorities hold that what is claimed as would sour and gas Indigenous fireeworship among the would form. After | aboriginal Europeans was merely a eating | would bloat | form of sun-worship, the fires being up and suffer with | imitative suns. However, fire-worship pain. I got very | did prevail to some extent In ancient weak and nervous, Europe and we find traces of it now was ‘all in’ 1 doc- and then in modern folklore Fire tored 2 nothing worshipers asked many things of thelr case until ge mw ! lambent god-—he was to them an Dr. Pierce's Golden | oracle spelling the future and reveal ¢ is a medium plaster and through papers he pub { lished, became widely known as a nat expression strange his will of un by » and prose sOe i Hy tion to a woman later execnted hy his countrymen. Wayne DD. MeMurray Matthew Adame: O | uralist and was made the government | naturalist of Manitoba. Then a pub "Hahing firm in New York induced him i to an ary He made some thousand | sketches for thix, and then Paris to study art seriously | year, a picture of his of a { hung in the Salon | for an art student. © by teoarge Better thar a mustard plaster waterproof. W anted—Girls, workmen, teachers. athletes musicians saleuvmen, preachers 1 write for or seme of \ the Ten paving wars explained In substitutes as wall | “Scenario Secreta” Nothing Expert © tells what words 10 use, and everything ir can be made and cur success ix worth $3, send powtal order t proof by several coats | Efficiency Co. College Sta. Raleigh N.C If the last cont is put on ph finish. the wall will t a glaring light and will give GALLSTONES wd od Tile a much more plensing ofTect Chrople Indigestion. Gas on Stomach, Whatever material is used for the walls they should be Whether the hoard, kept iliustrate encyclopedic diction boards, plaster Vien present day the moisture lke N BBREVIATED STORY walls and went odd to In one wolf was unusual He wrote af oll paint stipple or ro not reflec an honor then Medical Discovery and by the time I had taken three bottles of this medicine I was a well man. [ could eat anything I wished and digest it without being distressed or bothered in any way." Walter Ream, 505 E. Cumberland St. Write Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for free medical advice, FOR OVER 200 YEARS haarlem oil has been a world- wide remedy for kidney, liver and bladder disorders, rheumatism, lnmbago and uric acid conditions. O HAARLEM OIL CAPSULES correct internal troubles, stimulate vital organs. Three sizes, All druggists. Insist on the original genuine Goro MepatL. —————— sane - PISO’S forcoughs ing the secrets of the present by the character and movement of his flame — ust as the New England girl's match of her future “ushand ie by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.) (@ by McClure Newspaper Syndicate) the “Art Anatomy of Animals.” a hook i invaluable, | His best-known general “Wild Animals 1 Have work almost equally beloved, by and grown-ups too, Rather recently he founded the Woodcraft America. (© by George Matthew Adams) pl Pisin A LINE O’ CHEER By John Kendrick Bangs. THE COUNT MAY day When counting years in the old. fashioned way, like the years themselves 1 have a plan By which alone 1 reckon up my span 80 when the Spring comes on with Jocund air, fragrant flowers everywhere, And ardent Youth streams from the azure sky, Ben as the Year is young like. » wise am L 1® by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.) FREER be growing older every Bu? 5 And budding CHARGE! ILL 600 simply had to be taken of the men, the vanity of the com manding general, and the winning of the war. It was the principal topic at the morning war council, “It's got to be taken” decided Gen. eral Shooten Irons. “And the way to take It is by a great charge.” “Very true,” agreed General’ Watt Calibre. “But it will have to he a charge stich as never has been known before.” “An epochal charge, a charge of un imaginable ferocity,” said General Rainer Shells, “It will have to will go down In eral Almen Fire, A brooding silence fell. Then sud denly all the generals leaped to their feet together. The magnificent idea had struck them all simultaneously, for they were all heads of families and had reeeived bills for having far. naces hemstitched, flues cajoled, and one thing and another, And that afternoon the detachment of plumbers and steamfitters, a body of chargers such as had never been soon before in one organization, took Hill 800 with the loss of only a half dozen apprentices, (® by George Matthew Adams) be a charge that history,” sald Gen A kitehen place. Reds Color i= not unimportant be a cheerful Paint the best of all, kitchen inn walls light or, a cheerful Cupboards and pantries can be built This is easily kept clean and does not absorb fluids. Bins for flour vegetables and other material should have removable containers, If possible. which can be taken out and cleaned All containers should be made jnsect tnd vermin proof, and should have destproof covers. Edges of shelves bins and cabinets should be rounded and all woodwork should be frée from groves, fancy beading and depressions as these only furnish places in which dust can lodge. Lighting fixtures should be placed so as to furnish as much light as pos sible on the places where the house wife must do her work, especially the table, the sink and the stove. Water faucets should be placed so that hot or cold water can be secured with the least number of steps, A man in planning his shop, work: room or office tries to save steps and to nse the best equipment he can af ford. 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