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Dolls of Long Ago
Every once in a while these modern
days, the people of the world discover
that some of their vaunted inventions
are not so new after ll.
Dr. George Byron Gordon, director
of the University of Fennsylvania mu-
seutn, said that the museun today con-
tains specimens of dolls dating from
#600 B. (.
In one collection there
dishes ddl dishes—dating from
B. OU. ‘here are toy chariots,
horses, toy drivers.
‘Ss a set of
L500)
toy
invents Traffic Relief
To relieve traflic congestion in large
cities, un inventor has devised cigar
shaped cars hung in pales from a
single overhead rail and capable of
travelinz 100 miles an hour,
GORNS
Lift Off-No Pain!
Doesn't hurt one bit! Drop a litt
“Freezone” on an aching corn, lustant- |
ly that corn stops hurting, then short. |
ly you lift it right off with fingers.
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of |
“Freezone” for &. few cents, sufficient to
remove évery hard corn, soft corn, or |
corn between the toes, and the foot |
calluses, without soreness or irritation. |
FOR OVER |
200 YEARS
haarlem oil has been a world-
wide remedy for kidney, liver and
bladder disorders, rheumatism,
lumbago and uric acid conditions.
O HAARLEM OIL 2
CAPSULES | CAPSULES | 5
ie
correct internal troubles, stimulate vital
organs. Three sizes. All druggists. Insist
on the original genuine Goro Mepat.
Do You Know This
Liniment and Salve? |
Time-Tried Home Remedies That Have |
Many Friends in This his Neighborhood. i
Porter's Pain "King is
used In many homes hereabouts. This |
old reliable liniment has been making |
friends since 1871, and the directions |
wrapped around every bottle tell how
to use it for colds, aches and pains
soreness, swollen Joints, strained
muscles and rheumatic twinges. It
seldom falls to drive out the paln.
The Salve is made of the same pure
drugs and herbs that go into the
liniment and is named Porter's Pain
King Salve. Its base is lanoline (pure
wool fat), In itself wonderfully heal-
ing and soothing. Porter's Palin King
Balve is recommended for burns, cuts,
brulses, sores, wounds, chapped and
cracked skin, boils, felons, iteh, cold
on the chest, croup, lumbago, varicose
velus and JVs.
It is sald Porter's Pain King, the
Hniment, and Porters Pain King Salve,
can be found In four of every five
homes in this county. How many
know all thelr many uses? Why not
read the directions today?
DR. HUMPHREYS'
known and |
(CH oH
INFLUENIA
AS SARE 113 A RHIAN
Numa Liste tor Stlectte bandied, Al
Suummmmmme |
BLOCKING THE WAY
never find time to do anything as
it ought to be done go
through life complaining in thelr semi-
serious moments that they are lagging |
getting anywhere,
They admit this without any appar-
ent sense of shame or compunction of
conscience,
Sometimes to thelr intimates of like
{ik, they boast of their shortcomings
in a spirit of bravado,
A Inziness that distinguishes
from what they disdainfully term the
“common class,” to whom they will
senrcely nod a courtecus good morn
Ing, seems in thelr minds to put them
upon a worshipful pedestal,
Daily they
slipshod manner, shunning responsi
bility as a hen avolds a pool of water.
Everything they do is half done,
Careless in observing how the
ficient save time and energy,
of work a pleasure Instead of a |
these listless persons are always
and finding fault,
pro-
make
drag
In trouble, scowling
Another Grade
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
:
uLLS can't always find the word
For the things to say.
Now and then u man's u bi d
Sayin’ right away
Just the thing at just the time
That is proper, right and prime;
But the glibbest ones by far
Often poor performers are,
a
”
I haven't
say It
of somethin’,
foinorrow
SO, my
Nense
Think
Bs
girl, got
to right
like as not,
night
# hundred miles
smiles
sou’ll be
Yes, sir, pone and took vour
ain't a chance to see
inemory.
ere
in my
remember, fear—
I'it remember
You and me was
Thinkin® others
tacir twenties
the
and
don’t yon
when
youngste
then
gittin® old.
time has roiled | —
here | be
twenty-thiree
“8 here,
In
Goodness
Here
how
are,
Sou
You w always smart at school —
din’t
guess |
around
der, but one
up
just have
passed a
is
There many such
used to fool
i *
much,
Fool {O00
day
ne-—-and,
knocked
caught with say.
could
ahead!
you arnde
that what
another
“ youre Join’ pow.
Made
Hitched
I am,
But you'r
Hood
Life |
HR,
grade,
harnessed to the
afraid;
growin® ev'ry hour,
like a gurden flow'r,
as it
und plow
I'm
i
a’
ought to do,
Unee promoted you
again
Folks the
For to say
ut up yor
Where
You'll be busy
But just
Me no
Just remember
(© by Met
word can’t always find
a thing:
der look behind
the swallows sing.
I expect,
ry to recollect
special .enason why—
Well, good hy.
iure Newspaper Syndicate.)
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Your Last
Name
IS IT MOODY?
NE authority says that Moody Is
derived from a personal
Mutihe, while another authority assures
morose,
was first used as a name had the older
meaning of valiant. Muddiman is akin
©
Hmm
even when everything ubout them is
cheerful,
Their desks or benches nre econtin-
ually in confusion, quite In keeping
thelr unmethodieal minds.
When urgently needed no paper or
tool ls in sight or reach.
It is generally hidden somewhere
In a disordered heap. Precrous min-
utes are lost while searching for the
elusive thing, and should the task of
finding it happen to be more vexa-
tious than usual, some Innocent fellow:
worker Is openly charged with plifer
{ Ing.
Then a storm breaks
mosphere 18 surcharged with anger,
which In the customary slowness of
off is likely to leave the prin-
cipals for days and days in sulky hu-
and the at-
Persons of this character are doomed
fall In everything they undertake,
wrecking of friendships.
blameless,
Wherever they are found there
turmoll, inefliciency, disloyalty and un
happiness, four danger signals which
block the way In every track of en-
deavor to promotion to the higher
ranks.
(i by Mellure Newspaper Syndicate
sink on the
Re Young Lady
Across the Way
The young lady across the way says
she's old-fashioned enough to think
that girls look
{ anything of a
bipartisan nature,
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to it, having origiually “been “Moody
man or valiant man.
Undoubtedly the family is of English
iin. The first to settle here was
tm Moody of Ipswich, England
and first settied at
in
in 1633
Mass
and John
Sa yfield
there,
:
i
It is sald that this Willlam Moody |
“went
Lancaster In 1471."
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a
gon
bat Sees
Tue Aacowveen
I'he Appleton Family
Me. Lysander Jobin Appleton
Mes. Lysander Joba Appleton
Mine Daysey Mayme Appleton
Master Cheunorr Devers Appleton
RS. LYSANDER JOHN APPLE
TON, recentiy visited Grant's
|
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| tomb. She gave a passing gladce at
William,
was a famous minister
Caleb was the
Moody.
family
in his day.
that
exceptionally great preacher. Joshua
outshone them in the Seventeenth cen-
Samuel In the Eighteenth and
Dwight Moody in the Nineteenth cen-
tury.
POMEROY This Is an old French
Of course the
their name from
meaning appleyard
derived
Mary had a little lamb
With fleece as white as snow;
The rest of all the tragedy
Perhaps you may not know.
It followed her to school one day,
According to the book;
Alas! the uchool where Mary went,
They taught her how to cook.
~LAppincott’s
—
SEASONABLE FOODS
OR a luncheon or dinner dish the
following will be enjoyed:
Browned Pressed Veal.
Cook three and one-half pounds of
veal and one-half pound of lean pork
until the meat falls from the bones
Season and ‘reduce the liquor to three
quarters of a pint. Pour this over the
ment and mix thoroughly, then pack
in a pun. When cold, slice, dip In egg
and crumbs and brown in butter,
Banana Fluff,
Cut seven bananas into slices, sprin.
kle them with lemon juice and shred.
fed coconut ; let stand an hour on lee.
Vt the fruit through a fruit press and
(2 by McClure Newapaper Syndicate.)
add one cupful, lacking a tablespoon-
ful, of powdered sugar. Fold into the
mixture the stiffly beaten whites of
four eggs and turn into a freezer: turn
until it begins to turn hard, then add
fa pint of cream that has been whipped
until stif,
Curried Bananas.
Pot a cupful of desiccated coconut
into a dish with a cupful of milk; if
the fresh coconut is used add its own
milk, If enough, Peel and slice a half
dozen bananas and put them with two
tablespoonfuls of butter In which a
tablespoonful of curry has been heat-
ed; brown lightly. Add a teaspoonful
of the essence of anchovies, a tea
spoonful of worcestershire sauce, one-
half teaspoonful of salt, a dash of
cayenne and, Inst of nll, the coconut
and milk, Simmer for fifteen minutes,
then stir In na well-benten egg. Serve
in a well of freshly balled rice.
Moy wis
(G0 1028, Wentern Newspaper Union.)
.
it, and then said: “What a pity to
waste all this fine grass when it would
keep a cow.”
ws J nn
When Lysander John Appleton gets
cross his wife gets no sympathy from
Daysey Mayme. “You married him,”
she will remind her mother. “What
ever nade you marry a man like
that? Then Mrs. Appleton replies in
a low mumble, and Lysander John
knows she Is apologizing to her chil.
dren because she didn't marry a
prince, or a duke, or at least a banker,
_—.
Daysey Mayme Appleton, though a
devout member of church, can't resist
the desire to be revenged if some one
offends her. A girl recently stole her
beau, and Daysey Mayme got a sweet
revenge. She cut up a loaf of bak-
er's bread Into thin slices, put ham
betwen, and tied them with baby
bilge ribbon. Then she made some
lemonade, and invited 12 girls In to
spend the ufterncon, and left the
Hated One out, Oh, it was sweet
when she passed the ham sandwiches
tied with baby blue ribbon, and wa-
tered the lemonade a little more, to
refiect on what her rival wis missing,
*She will be worry,” sald Daysey
Mayme, when she returped to the
kitchen with an empty plate, “when
she finds out what she has missed.”
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want
HOS must
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til they de-
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in the tro
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lothes
tropics
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northerners 1«
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Hammer-driven screws gre
for
and composition
the intest
time-gavers work
materi
meru
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hole of
11%
drilled in the ma-
terial. Into this top of the new
type screw is inserted. As it is ham-
mered, the screw cuts and twists into
material, The extreme hardness
the screw and angle of Its
gize is
the
the
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what is wron
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had left m
weak
no
strer
that
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tend to
ties
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