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Cy THOMAS A. CLA
Denn of Men, University of Illinois.
CHO OHHH OHHH HHH CHO
(@. 1934, Western Newspaper Union.)
FATHER
a INE upon line, and precept upon
<4 precept,” the Good Book says,
but that was not altogether father's
way. He gave very few directions; he
laid down very few rules; he was a
man of action rather than of words. It
was father's example when I was a
boy that Influenced me, and it is the
memory of his life today that makes
me want to be what he was,
I have no recollection that he ever
once punished me; and though there
was never any doubt that he was the
head of the household, matters of our
conduct he Invariably left to mother,
but we knew what he wanted and we
should never have thought of going
contrary to his desires. None of us
children ever got especially intimate
with father; I think he did not know
how to bring about such an intimacy.
He was quiet, serious, rather stern in
always reasonable, al-
ways just, always absolutely sincere,
and 1 respected him than any
other man I ever knew,
ods, but
more
he carried out his religious
daily in our home life so conscienclous-
ly that It never occurred that
any man would a rellg hypo
crite.
“Do you think
“l never
church.”
I had never heard father excepting
at home, every morning
us the day came. He
the
prayed before strangers,
He
to me
be fous
s07" was his response
heard him excepting Ip
was strangely undemonstrative,
during all the years of my
hood I never knew him to say a crit.
or an unkind word to
She was always right;
did In his eyes was perfect.
to ber from the day
child.
ieal
He
they
and
day.
were entitled to a full day's
The old hBrses
»- r
rs of
he argued.
service,
until
and comfort
died.
Honesty, kindness,
work, to definite
taught me
loyalty
he
re-
Higious principles,
hh by
precept as hy the
Ae . thes serpent
Mit iB fie i. Esl
with
unkn 3
absolute faith in
in whom he had
to each of
courageously,
future, He knew
and he left
something of his faith.
It is a great heritage
vod father: It is a great privilege to
through youth and early man-
this relationship with fa-
to have had a
close
THE DEAD ONES
I RODE, not long ago,
village near which | lived
was a boy, and interested
seeing how much was yet
me, As I came Into the town it
easy still to decipher the old familiar
word In advertising
days—painted
through the
myself in
in the early
“Snyder Sells Shoes” “Visit
Bargains a Dry
joods,” “Sale Pays Highest Prices for
way.
+ The signs, too, which still hung over
the entrances to the business houses
recalled old names and old memories:
“C. L. Boon, Farm Loans and Insur-
ance,” “Sally Shepard, Millinery,” and
so on as 1 went slowly down the
street. But they were names only.
Not one of the men or women had for
years had any part in the business or
social life of the town, Charlie Boon
had been dead for twenty years, Sally
Shepard had married and moved to
Kansas long ago. They were all dead
ones so far as the life of the town was
concerned. No one had had the energy
or the Interest to paint out the legends
or take down the signs.
But this earrying along of useless or
dead members Is not confined to my
native town. 1 read the obituary no
tice Inst week of a man in middie life
and, among other things meationed,
was the fact that he was a member of
the Presbyterian church, though he
probably had not attended a church
gorvice for ten years, So far as the
church was concerned, he had been a
dead one for a decade.
It is true of all organizations and
communities. In church, social, clvie
and business organizations there are
names carried on the rolls that are
nothing more than names. The men
bearing them have had nothing to do
for years with the progress sad devel
opment and life of the organization;
they are as dead as If they were lying
ander the ground in the cemetery.
No community or organization Is
free from these handicaps. Only a
small percentage of men Is alive to
the responsibilities of the group or the
organization to which they are allied.
Their influence is seldom If ever vital
in any way. Their absence would not
be noticed. They are simply dead
ones,
Material Plays an Important
Part in Costumes for
Evening Wear.
Despite the vasion of ince Into In-
formal and semi-formal flelds, it Is |
In the evening gown that this fabric
still finds its most logical expression, |
says a Paris writer in the New York |
Herald-Tribune. And recent outstand-
ing social uffairs In Paris and environs |
have brought out some very striking |
gowns in which lace plays an integral |
part.
On the opening night at one of |
Paris’ foremost theaters a marquise
affected a Chanel model of blonde mar-
got lace, the design a frall floral pat-
tern on a background of black, It
was a stralghtline affair without n
belt, and the bodice, cut in a deep
round effect, had no sleeves, A nar
row bund of bluck mousseline finished
the hem the skirt, The costume
was completed by a wide scarf
of the which
times the throat
At Deauville a
wearing king Patou gown of sil
ver lace made over a pale pink foun
The dress was
style and the skirt
supported a deep flounce of pale pink
ostrich. On the same occasion an
American ludy was clad In a dress of
silver cloth combined with heavy silk
lace. The lace took the form of two
wide-spreading panels, which started
at elther of the waistline and
ground In a double
Lace was also used for
collar on the tight-fitting
of
long,
wound several
of the wearer
luce, Was
about
princess
Was scar
a stri
mude In
princess
side
to the
an bertha
bodice,
An evening model, sketched at the |
and blue crepe georgette The
Panel of Blue Georgette Crepe.
dress 18 In chemise form and hangs |
straight both front and back. It Is
formed entirely of the pink lace, with |
the exception of a plalted panel of |
blue crepe georgette which extends
down the center front from neckline |
to hem, Small, pink artificial roses
Cool Weather Favorite
This imported rough tweed in browr
and red that is woven right into the
material is quite acceptable to mos!
this fall.
form the belt and border the edges
of the skirt and sleeves, and ties of
the blue georgette crepe appear ob
the left shoulder and at the walstiine
Blonde lace is fabric of an In
teresting evening wrap which has
a broad strip of embroidered chiffor
the hips In such a manne
suggest a low walstiine, A
collar is composed of sl ar chiffon
This particular lace be
found quite as acceptable
deb as to the more mature woman
the
encircling
ns to
model will
Cape to Match Frock Is
The fashion of having
match one's frocks Is one of the mom
attractive modes that bas been intro
in many a day. It was
launched last season, but
than its
be of decided importance,
duced
has more
held OWN
gigned for travel
dresses and suits, each with its ac
companying cape of the same material
One stralght tailored frock of a (wo
toned plaid wool in shades of gray
has a double cape of the same fabric
Another costume consists of a plalr
circular cape lined with red
and white plald crepe de chine.
For afternoon there are lovely frocks
transparent fabrics, often collared
with ostrich and occasionally trimmed
with black or cream lace.
A striking feature of the moment Is
the scarf. From being an occasional
accessory, it has become a conspicuous
and essential part of the costume.
The best designers at Paris and io
America are content to repeat tried
conservative dress models and to cre
ate beautiful and original scarfs. The
latest designs are large enough to en
velop the figure from head to foot, and
they are made of every imaginable
fabric, from wool to gauze, from the
most gorgeous lengths of brocade to
the lightest crepes, In lovely colors or
gay prints,
Long scarfs of tulle are bordered
with ostrich, all like a floating cloud
of rainbow tints. Strips of white
crepe de chine or chiffon have ends
of velvet, black or colored. A plain
tength of chiffon of one color is sewn
as a foundation for petals of chiffon,
in the same or another shade, or a
contrasting color, offering opportn-
White and Black Plaid
Alpaca Suits, Dresses
For morning wear white and black.
plaid alpaca suits and dresses con-
tinue to be extremely smart. When
in suit form the short jacket, beltless
but tight-fitting about the hips, Is
lined with white crepe and there Is
a reverse facing of the same ciepe.
The long, straight blouse is also of
white crepe de chine of a very heavy
quality, Dresses of this plalded ma-
terinl are straight In cut ‘with wide
lenther belts of white kid, Usually
there Is a pleated skirt front and col-
iar and cuffs of white crepe de chine,
nity for a wide variety of delightfu
color harmonies. This felicitous ides
has evolved some of the most Intrig
uing creations such as simply “make’
any costume, even the most conven
tional,
That the genius of the best artists ha
been put to the creating of the scar
feature of the season's mode is seen
in the daring yet wholly enchanting
novelties, Ivory crepe printed In huge
with flower border ot
mauve, rose and blue; white deeply
pointed with black, and many othet
striking combinations of white and
black. They are printed, embroid
ered, hand-painted, and they are the
rage of the hour.
The Lure of Gray
After such a season of bright col
ors it is pleasant by way of contrast
to observe the appeal that the mod
est little gray frock has. A partie
ularly delightful little model of gray
linen has a long tunic and a scari
about the neck. Both the bottom of
the skirt and the ends of the tunic
are trimmed with appliques of cre
tonne with huge floral motifs In ma
genta and violet.
New Neckwear
Organdie neckwear has come Inte
its own once more, There are many
delightful treatments of this becom
ing material. A wide collar and cuffs
of white organdie have tiny bands of
green fagoted together and attached
to ths collar. The bands are of three
different tones of the green ranging
from light to dark.
POINTS ON
KEEPING WELL
Dr. Frederick R. Green,
Editor of “Health.”
1024, Western Newspaper Union.)
GOITER
(w.
(GOITER is an enlargement of the
thyroid gland. This structure,
glands in the body
neck.
Golter has been recognized for cen
turles. It was known to the Greeks
and Romans. It has been common for
France and the Balkan
not only among human beings
also among lambs, pigs
Tradition and popular be
Calves,
to drinking
springs and
along
wetter from
Bireams.
the
who ate large
It was never
seashore or
amounts of
Sclentifie
Just
the
with popular
knowledge on
catching up
{ecent investiga
goiter Is
body. This
curious way,
Pennsylvania state fish
mission found that golter was
ing common
considered
eries.
is be
tion has p
sliple
in the
ered in a
The
due to lack
was discov
becom
wo among fish th
abandoning its
Doctors Marine
fish hatch
and
asked
They found
hatcheries and
in
amount of
to investigate,
that the water in
fish ponds
they added a
fodine the water
was lacking
fodine, 80
to and
disappeared.
yr Shira, the health officer
Ohio, heard about this,
Kimball, local school
had found In 1920 that o
the girls the public
goiter. So the
if they
vent or cure
goiter
Doct
the
ver half
in schools
doctors asked the
ited to
goiter,
5.000
girls
take jodine
Half of
were
amount of lodine in thelr drinking wa
ter for two weeks each spring and fall
The other 5,000 giris drank
water,
Not
war to pre
the
agreed, so given a
ordin: nry
one of the girls who drank the
water developed goiter,
per af those drank
dinary water did develop It
Three years ago, lodine and
inte tablets were given to all
school girls of St. Gall, Berne
Switzeriand, and the amount
three ms has
5 per cent.
health
Vo] cent who
or
of goiter in these cante
been reduced nearly
Now, Doctor Olin,
sioner of Michigan, hs
der prohibiting
the state which
fodine,
It is too early to say positively what
will It Is apparently
proven goiter is caused
of lodine and that =a i
i t water
is issued an or
the sale of any sall
does not
be.
bY
3
nt
in
Greek physicians whe
aweed and sponges and gave
their goiter patients
foolish, after all
SUPPLYING LOST HUMAN |
PARTS
gshes fo
't SO
URGEONS,
and
patient's
when you
w & new foot
buy a pair of gloves,
How would be possible? By
saving the
of persons
make new
other parts of
The time may
can get & new hand
as easily as you now
today,
fingers {rom
body
ome
this
killed by accident and
have lost these parts. The
difficulty
put In
in
the possibility of preserving |
the bodily structures for an |
Incredible as It may seem, a begin
aing has actually been made, Eight
years ago, Dr. Alexis Carrel of the
Rockefeller Institute took the lining
membrane of a ben's egg and put it
nto a normal salt solution in « ves
sel where the heat was automatically
regulated. That membrune Is still
alive and growing. This is the only
instance in which living matter has
been kept alive outside of the animal
body.
Carrel was sent over to France
sarly In the war to work out a method
»f treating Infected wounds. Work.
ng with Dakin, an English chemist,
he devised what 's now known as the
Carrel-Dakin, solution, by which pol
luted wounds could be made so clean
that they healed, as surgeons used to
say. “by first Intention.”
Carrel says that the methods by
which be kept alive the chick's mem-
orane may be developed to a point
where entire members of the human
sody may be kept In a state of sus
pended animation.
When a young and healthy man is
gilled by a street car or an automo
sile, wnen a brick falls and strikes
a passerby on the head, causing death
sy the Injury of some vital part, the
rest of the body may be lu perfect
senlth. Why not use the sound parts
sf these bodies to restore the dam
aged parts of people otherwise
aealthy?
The day may come when every large
“ity will have an anatomical cold
storage warehouse in which hands and
feet, arms and legs, ears and noses
ill be preserved. Then the crippled
nan can tell the surgeon, “I want a
eft foot, size 6%, grafted on to take
he place of the one T have lost.”
Does this seem Impossible? It lsn't
1 hit more so than things done every
lay would have seemed to the san
geon of a hundred years ago.
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uticura
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his wife were sta
in the car.
we don't get out in the
Mr.
This ca
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to! iy hitting
Briggs and
out for a ride
“1 tell you,
{| open
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ng lke
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had
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right
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road and got out
After a short
| up and an
“Just a
¥: por
then
iI have
the tro
look and
what Briggs an
over to the side of the
and raised » hood
investigati
nounced to
spark phug
“Well,” commented the
ft just that you
surance ?"—~Kansas City Star.
Mrs,
fine have
Den’t chuckle if you put over a substitute
when az advertised product is called for.
Maybe your customer will never come back.
Ben Mulford, Jr.
| Svelt Idea
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aT
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big one,
Is it »
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It is the custom in many of the
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be married the same day.
A man isn't necessarily polished be
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