AT LEAST H HAD HAPPY ENDING but One Good Thing Might Be Observed, A rare play on words was perpetrat- ed upon the members of the Kiwanis club by Rev. A. H, Lord, rector of St. dames’ Episcopal church, in a recent address, An industrious hen, Mr. Lord said, sat upon a nest of eggs so efficiently that she was rewarded with 12 chil- dren. Eleven were little girls and one was a little boy, Soon the little boy grew large, with a fine tail, a beautiful red comb and a lusty voice. The mother and all of the little sisters were tremendously proud of brother and talked and thought about him a great deal. Then one day the minister came unexpectedly to the house of the lady who cared for the ¥ntire family. Something had to be done to celebrate the occasion In a fitting manner. So one of the boys in the family was dispatched to secure a chicken, Perhaps he was not overly intel ligent, but, at any rate, he chose the remarkable brother to grace the table, Reports are lacking of how the min- ister enjoyed his meal, but the be- reaved family was filled with woe, They wept and wept and wept. But at length a more optimistic sis- ter dried her tears somewhat and said between sobs. “Well, anyway, mother, we can always console ourselves with the fact that he entered the ministry.” “Yes,” the mother answered tearful ly, “and he would probably have never made a good layman"—Milwaukee Journal. Rich Iron Ore Vein in Russia. More interesting than fof the recent news from Russia is the report that a scientific mission, supported by the soviet government, has discovered in the province of Kursk, 300 south of Moscow, a vast vein of iron ore 150 miles long, old mystery. Fifty most years ago it was was deflected as much as 15 degrees from the magnetic north, and mag- netic ore was supposed to be the cause, but numerous borings revealed trace of it. Either the soviet assiduity than their BOO to S00 feet, This discovery and political Im- fields. have Breat economic portance for (Mass.) Republican, Elephants Invade Belgium Congo. It is reported that herds of ele phants have invaded the Lake Leopold, in the Belgian and are laying waste the plantations there, so that food supplies are endan- Congo, do not share the hunting, and people villages, eleplsants, as they proceeds of the are deserting many No doubt in Pliocene and early Pleistocene times primitive man must have had many pitched battles the elephant family; but it strange to think that even Twentieth century there numerous enough and enough to sack villages plantations, becoming ci in and dessroy vilized, More Fun Than Round Ball ball with ten — A rubber cor- ners and to furnish additional games usually played ball. Under the same ordinary ball will always certaln way. The new thing but dependable, Mechanics Magazine. solid excitement to with a conditions, act ball is | | duplicate a special rebound, the lthood is floor, It bounces off in a slightly ferent direction. Woman's Responsible Position. largest machinery supply i and America. Phe is paid a large sal- Ary us managing director commission on all machinery she sells. SOMETHING NEW! Try Corl’s ICE CREAM Every mix is rigidly tested and made in the most mod- ern way. All orders, both wholesale and retail, will receive prompt attention. SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN OUR PARLOR TRADE E.Church St. CE! CENTRE HALL TREASURER'S SALE OF UNSEATED LANDS FOR NON-PAYMENT OF TAXES FOR 1922 AND 1928. Agreeable to the provisions of the law relating to the sale of Unseated lands for the non-payment of taxes, notice Ys hereby given that there will be exposed to public sale or outcry the following tracts or parts of tracts of Unseated Lands in Centre County, Pennsylvania, for taxes due and un- paid thereon, at the Court House in the Borough of Bellefonte, on Monday, June oth, 1924, at 1 o'clock P. M., and to continue from day to day, if by adjournment, until are NeCesSsEry 1 avk all sold; 7 7 BENNER TOWNSHIP Paul N. B. Richard B Simon B. Simon B Kunes, Kunes, N. Kunes, N. 120 Kuhn, N John John 163 163 Barkelly, Barkelly, 121 Bell, Wm, 121 Bell, Wm, 22 Cox. Paul Donnelson, John Donnelson, John Harris, Henry Irwin, John Irwin, Mathia Irwin, John Irwin, Mathias Johns Francis Johnson, Francis Kerwin, Wm. D Kerwin, Wm, D. Lenox, David Lenox, David cPherson on Kelley 5 on, Falk I 3 Wim, Wm hael ichael 1 nknos Wi Wilsor Walla Henry Burd Jos . 14 CURTIN TOWNSHIP Joseph h heoler Kelso Kelso, Jose Lown nleb White Conte Hal Ke] 8¢ 163 163 Unknown LH GREGG TowwsmIr Ber d :. W am! BAINES TOWNSHIP Jan H. Mar N 33 Hn runes 42 SBchei Kunes, Kunes, Kunes, Kunes, Baker, Evans, Wickes TREASURER'S LANDS, the the edding SING lor in Trea Redding i or land the will of of Lands, lots Collect Or spectively for the Comm: fon to the sf As ated i Lainds Costs Supposed & Pruner, Fst. A. Reese W. Thomas W. Thomas J uJ John John John John John John John W, 8. J. Thomas, st John W, John W, Thomas UNION TOWNSHIP Paul N. B Uchard N. B. Samuel N. B. Simon N. B. at 3 on WwW, WwW. - ne Spangler Spangler Spangler Spangler wT a John Jessie Richard Richard Samuel Decker, Hast, Isaac Markle Est, Samuel Decker, Est, Samuel Decker, Est, Christian Mrs, Harry Baker sham, Amos Ivanc Markle, Est WORTH TOWNSHIP Joseph Centre Game Progserve Man WV a SALE OF SEATED place ns given of Unseated following tracts by the Tax districts re- 1922 and 1938. Coun - and sale the yeuurs ‘entre of taxes, accord- the to taxes: of several the » relative sale = z Howard y, C.K K Angle, J affert fforty, L Annie lsabelia M a net aiid M nnan Karnes Aa Ha ha Cha x Bets 10 Floyd, He Unknown 18¢ Whitehead, Rich HARRIS TOWNSHIP Harrison Wr M vy M rwin, John Mary M John { 3 James Mf 5 A feihy Af HOWARD TowNsHIP Mary sty A HUSTON TOWNSHIP Adam . B Andrew : Da , Chas Jacob ye Townsmre Sar uel } it #2 3 Robert RT ON TOWNSHIP i Wm ey. J. M MILES TOWNSHIP Hal ‘has fu H Hall, Cha afer, Michael H PATTON TowNsHIP_ Sr SpNAY : Hor Bi " 1 Thompeon. Jd. 1. Sop ry Unknown A. K PORTER TOWNERIS Ma Jas Chas Moore 1562 Bruntz Pete Grant 53 Graff. Sebast 53 Graff. Schawti T hos Wm Ww Mar Thos i wn 1 CGirant Giray. iray His Harria, W m 3 3 Irwin, \ ! a 3 am 6 5 Jet kins, King, 163 Lowden, 153 Morgan, R. B 153 Musser, John W. A. ¢ McCord, J. & R. A. J Campbell t Meyer, John Mever, John Malone, Richard 153 Meyer, Jacob Robert “ 5 John Woods Ww A. E } P & MoCommond, John Ralph Peters, Richard Ww Ross, Michael Woodrir Rainey, Robert Raiph Scott, Alex Woodr Slough, Mathias Woodr 163 Slough, Geo Calvin 153 Sikiddens, Eleanor laiph 153 Turner, Daniel Ralph Unknown 8 R Eve 153 Wharton, Kearney alph BPRING fOWNSHIP James 153 153 153 153 | Wilson, Wilson, Wm, Wilson, Wm. Wilson, Wm, Unknown Mrs Chas. | Chas, F Chas Carsoadden, DD. F. Ww Jones, Richard Louise 163 Sommers, Andrew CE. « Unknown Kelley 162 433 5%. 26 23 3% +100 Me Unknown Kelley Van Dyke, Henry 8 Eve Balser Wharton, Sarah & A. V oT a BOGGS TOWNSHIP Be fe St J 15h Wm Dav Leather Eat John erman P Pearl M Hannah Hanna? Hannah WwW. OH had Bend West uner, Ks & & Ke rist Heirs rist Heirs & O, » fora fastings . Smith rist Heirs Rg & Kelley HEmith A A ley Sharer Smith Smith & A ringl« Smith auffman ay Brooks lilger filger 5 OO ilger ’ 40 50 46 20 6% H. Clark onfer ros, & Bros i 149 Ore Rights ringie & Weber Ore Right 7% 10 Anshultz, Geo, Fowler, John WwW. lL. Hicks J CTR I nate Curt & Mary sige. J. Frad erroe TowasHI J M Ent Dealers A sa and HAINES Tow NSHIP Bressler CC. BE TOWNSHIP ‘ Fa M wir I E3ltve a RB MARION TOWASIY Est MILES oy 8 Louisa PATION owas FF ards, Davi Clark ohn Smull PENN TOWNSHIP = ¥ Margaret BE RUSH TowNsHIP Chase, Jens onner Wom. ey Mague of ;ottop Thos, Est Jacob, Est Sterling Jas, £5 & C oO LOOX lingsford, Shaw, Elmer SPRING TOWNSHIP Moov Linn MoCo) Linn Mo oy Linn Mot oy Linn MoCoy Linn McCoy & Linn Hunter, Boyd Robb, Geo Jr Savior, W. lL. Est Emel, Andrew Est Hh Telan Shope, Ward, Ward, Kelly jerry. John N. B Hannah Patrick Bros, & Morgan lewis Griffith, SBoott Gibbe, Minnie BE, Hoy Tract Kelly Bros, & Miller, Nathan Walker, Edw. Est. TAYLOR TOWNSHIP Rhoads, Sarah Fowler, E. J. Est Woomer, Geo, Est. Stonebraker, Tillie Long. Goldy Stimer. J W, Thomas, J. A, Walk, A. F UNION TOWNSHIP Griest, T. E. WALKER TOWNSKIP MeCoy & Linn Grubb, Elizabeth Tilgham Ore Right Kessinger, Gertrude and Geo. J. ORVIS HEVERLY, Treasurer. ee i te 0 80 00 8 chenmD Wo wa wy crowed i. Ba nomomee ses Crider ne - = 4 kt ot G0 BG 0D we de a Pr 0 ed ad De — «= wr ame w * mt: 0 wf dn BG wa costumes, Ancient and moaern, The tong, one-piece dress so much in vogue today is similar to that worn by the women of ancient Egypt. The words of an account describing the dresses worn by Egyptian women more than 3.000 years ngo might easily be mistaken for lines from a modern | newspaper story of clothes worn by the women of fashion at some smart affair: “The dresses of women con sisted of au loose robe reaching to the ankles, with tight or full sleeves, fastened at the neck with a string. Over these robes they sometimes wore a sort of petticoat secured at the walst by a girdle, The woman of tha Cinksns wootred the loous Araom with a colored sash. = wat TIL at the waist Boston Globe, FOR SALE-A 1% horse-power ° wa er office until electric motor was in- talled. Apply at this office. WANTED-Men or women to take orders for genuine guaranteed hosiery for men, women and children; elimi nates darning. Salary, $76 a wek full time; $1.50 an hour spare time, Oot. ton, heathers, silks ~INTERNATION- tAL Pa. T WANTED. —One hundred or more new subscribers to The Centre Report. er, at $1.50 per year, in advance; sat. iefaction guaranteed, or money re- funded. Coughing Tires the old, lowers thelr RL ard tiny tamily CHAM BERLAIN'S COUGH STOCKING MILLS, Norristown, | Mistances, by ton or trip, wanted. Terms At your service at all Charles KE, Flink, Centre Hall, peed Centre NEW ADVERTISEMENTS, FOR | reasonable BALK one | equipped with order, one Phillips, 2 Ford touring cars. times, Sprayed "Dooley jurkcholder, running yr. 2 starter: both in FOR Oa Loess Hall, Pa. FOR BALE egrs for hatches ing; only a limited quantity for sale.~~ R. D. BALE M. good condition. Mills in Potters A GUARANTEED Attn $2.1 prepaid or C free, Lal Hemtitehd Bedalia Hemstitching and is Druchons Picoting ohiment F any RewWing OD = ng C machine; yi) culars Dept, 2, lesh Centre Hall, Mo. os J. Arch Eungard, AGE Potato Planters, both au- types; Sprayers, Tools. —~JOHN Btate College, this lerri- ue Presses, Baw- ION Ford tomatic and two-man running ordeg FOR starter; at office SALE in of with Apply roadster, Diggers, HAUGH Pa. tory. FARQUHAR mills and Garden BONS, agents in and AND Exclusive OOd the Centre Heporter, FOIL ladies’ BALK heats, Win in close out lo of ten Of Centre number: latest Hall, Pa. they are smemple huts Mrs F. Funk, yle Cider altachmerts. Threshers for WANTED —A gas tractor drive; of four; no steam or Ean of steam and Engines; Bolers Drills; Fly- delting, eotc~JdOHN HAUGH AND BONS, State Coilege, Pa. ie = housekeeper hid Hy } Harri washing or Pa small « Tractors; Ki Bleam lroning Max i ] ¥ all nds; Cultivators; wheels; Pulleys: HAULING WA} with tru NTED i mg kinds ind short Exclusive agents in this territory. pring Styles Here ~NEW HATS ~NEW COATS ~NEW DRESSES Just Arrived Here for. vou. Come for your SPRING Outfit to our Store. We hope to please vou with little trouble. * LET US OUTFIT THE FAMILY Kessler's Department Store MILLHEIM —— aman ta ® aa ,, SM felled Moving Pictures GRANGE ARCADIA--Saturday Stevenson’s Drama TREASURE ISLAND Added Attractions= (OMEDY--Borrowing Trouble (artoon-Bobby Bump’s Stork Evening Show, 7.45. 10 & 15¢ JUIN Jr Jr TUVHIIING JIRTIINUN HIRT I J RO Jeet tet at a A A CLICK On MAY 10th we will open our Stores in Bellefonte and State Col- lege. CLICK May 10th we will offer to our cus- tomers a wonderful new invention that will be of interest to every user of electric current. Absolutely the first time ever offered for sale. Sold on a ‘““‘money back guarantee.’’ Be sure to attend our opening sale. SPECIAL PRICES on ELECTRI- CAL APPLIANCES --- One Day ONLY, May 10th. KEYSTONE POWER CORPORATION