THIS. WOMAN
RELIEVED FROM
SUFFERING
dia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
ida 2 A Rersarliable Story
Dover, Del.—*‘1 wish
woman
a Dl wonderful med
. 1 have been taking it ever since,
pe you can hardly believe how different
1 fool. I had just wanted to lie in bed
all the time, and when I started to brush
ules.” So yu Eive oul Wo Sl in about ten min-
ot Ew X how yal ] Sel !
Xo at eig getupa
oven. stl ied Now I can work all
y and stay up until eleven, and feel
alle ht all the time. My housework is
bpd but in winter I work
gi] Fain su I have told a many
of my friends, and I have had three
come to me and tell me fey wouldn's
do without the Vegetable 55 Coo
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RUNNING TIDES
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HERE the oceans, seas and riv-
ers are, where happiness dwells,
where progress wends its way among
the nations, the tides are running day
and night In perfect harmony with the
mysterious force which is prompting,
swaying, driving and compelling every
animate creature to action.
Slowly we learn that these unfore
seen tides which seem so irresistible,
80 destructive to our fondest dres™s
and aspirations, can be made subse vi
ent to our wishes, and how by a stroke
or two we may swim strongly with
their currents and reach our goal,
To some of us the very thought of
the constant motion of these tides sug-
gests that they are opposing us, seek-
ing to sweep us under, when In reality
they are Intended to develop our prow-
ess to keep our heads above the waters
and carry us safely on to our destina-
tion in gpite of ourselves.
We balk at doing this or that be-
cause of opposition, We lack the cour-
age to breast the flood,
of despair we feel that It is preferable
to destroy our ambitions and forget
them than to make the fight,
It is pleasanter to sit by the fire and
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
“ALLIGATOR"™
HEN the alligator, the ugly
crocodile of the new world,
was first seen by the Spanish
discoverers, they had a true in-
sight into its species and called
it “el lagarto” or “the lizard”"—
the article being accénted be
cause of the size of the monster.
In Sir Walter Raleigh's “Discov-
ery of Guiana,” the word still
retains its Spanish form, for the
discoverer writes: “Salling up
the Orinoco we saw In it divers
sorts of strange fishes of mar
velous bigness, but for lagartos
it exceeded. There were thou-
sands of these ugly serpents,
and the people call it, from the
abundance of them, the river of
lagartos In their (the Spanish)
language.” .
The English sallors who
brought the word home with
them had probably never seen it
written and naturally considered
that the article “el” was part of
the noun “lagarto.” In Ben
Jonson, who writes It “alligar-
ta,” we find the word in the
process of Its transformation,
“alligator” being merely the An-
glicized version of the Spanish
name, coupled with a more
phonetic form of spelling.
(© by Wheeler Syndicate, ine.)
picture castles In the air than it is to
erect them on a substantial foundation.
And frequently, while we are thus idly
dreaming, the tides pick us up and
whirl us off to some destitute island
If In our temporary Isolation we regain
our senses and see ourselves as we real-
ly are, we summon our spiritual and
physical strength and strike out boldly
for the main land,
Whatever our sensations may have
been In the grip of such emotions, if
we have within us the right qualities,
we are likely later In our careers to
become more earnest, capable and pa-
tient,
The old egotisin, narrow selfishness
and churlish temper, which were pull-
Ing us down beneath the waters, have
saurried away,
We have become more charitable,
more neighborly, more inclined to pull
With the tides than to oppose them
when opposition Is of no aval, We
heed cheerfully the advice of our su
periors instead of rejecting it
ugly words of protestation or rising up
in rebellion against well-meant author-
ity.
And this Is as It should be. The se
cret of success Is to know when to
buffet the tides and when to float com-
(® by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
Tis Something to
to Have Lived
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
T I8 something to have lived a
minute,
However long the after-years,
An Instant with an aeon in it,
Too glad for smiles, too sad for
tears.
For in that instant heaven nears,
For in that moment God has found
ug
Earth nevermore but earth appears,
Whatever shadows gather ‘round us.
"Tis something to have lived a little,
One little hour, however small ;
However brief, however brittle,
However soon our castles fall,
Oh, it Is something to recall—
To sound the depths, to walk Parnas
sus,
In one short hour to live it all,
Though love may fall us, fortune
pass us.
"Tis something to have lived com-
pletely,
If only for a moment's span,
Have illved a moment madly, weetly,
Have lived the floodtide while we
can,
Whatever skies we ever scan,
Whatever books we ever conned us,
It is the hour God whispers man
That there Is something yet beyond
us.
(® by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
Re
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Patience comes when
A MAN OF INTEGRITY
A physician who reaches out to
benelt humanity leaves a record bee
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man was Dr. R. V. Plerce, founder of
the Invalids Hotel in Baffalo, N. Y.
Hoe was an eminent physician, a lead-
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honesty and executive ability, His
study along médical lines, and his
knowledge of the remedial qualities of
herbs and plants led to the discovery of
his wonderful herbal remedy, Doctor
Plerce’s Favorite Prescription, the
woman's tonic which has had the
greatest number of supporters for the
past fifty years. It 1s just the herbal
tonic required if & woman Is borne
down by pain and sufferings at regular
or irregular intervals, by nervousness
or dizzy spells, headache or backache,
Favorite Prescription ean now be had
fn tablet form as well as liquid at most
drug stores,
Send 10c for trial sample to Dr. Plerce’s
Invalids Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y.
BATHE TIRED EYES
ie LH re Rwater.
vor, N.Y, lot,
A
to the swift the race; not to the
stromg the fight;
Not to the righteous perfect grace; not
to the wise the light;
But often faltering feet come surest to
the goal;
And they who walk in darkness meet
the sunrise of the soul
A thousand times by night the Syrian
hosts have died;
A thousand times the vanquished right
hath risen glorified,
Henry van Dyke
a——
COOKIES FOR THE FAMILY
HE cooky jar at this season of the
year, to be at all popular, must be
always full. Here are a few to help
replenish it:
imperial Cookies.
Take one-half cupful of butter, one
cupful of sugar, two eggs, one table
bh spoonful of milk, two and one-half
cupfuls of flour, two teaspoonfuls of
baking powder, Mix the butter and
sugar, add the beaten eggs, milk and
the dry ingredients sifted together.
Roll very thin and bake in a hot oven.
. This foundation may be used for
filled cookies If desired, doubling the
amount. For the filling, take one-half
cupful of sugar, one-half cupful of
raisins, two tablespoonfuls of flour,
two tablespoonfuls of lemon julece and
the grated rind of the lemon, one
fourth cupful of bolling water and
two tablespoonfuls of butter. Rub the
butter and flour together, add the boll
Ing water and cook, then add the
raisins, lemon julee and rind and cook
until smooth. Cool before using. Roll
out, cut, then place a spoonful of the
mixture in the center, cover with an-
other cooky and bake as usual. Dates,
currants, figs or a combination of two
or more may be used for this filling,
Hermits,
Take one-third of a cupful of butter,
two-thirds of a cupful of sugar, one
egg, two tablespoonfuls of milk. one
nnd three-fourths cupfuls of flout, two
teaspoonfuls of baking powder, one
third of a cupful of ralsins cut into
small pieces, one-half ‘teaspoonful of
cinnamon, one-fourth teaspoonful of
cloves, the same of mace, und nutmeg,
Cream the butter; add the sugar,
raising, egg well beaten, and the milk,
Mix the dry Ingredients and add to
'
LATE .
| Has Anyone Laughed
the first mixture. Roll the cookies a
little thicker than for plain ones. Bake |
in a slower oven.
Sm
Cream Cookies.
Take one-third of a cupful of butter, |
one cupful of sugar, two eggs, one-half |
cupful of thin cream, two teaspoonfuls
of baking powder, one teaspoonful of
salt, two teaspoonfuls of ginger, and |
flour to roll. Mix and bake as im-
perial cookles.
(©. 1524, Western Newspaper Union.)
Oh Young Lady
Across the Way
The young lady across the way
that with all his fau'ta, Napoleon
the strongest president France eve
had,
By ETHEL R.
Because— PEYSER
You Never Break a Date?
“You are really awfully com-
mon-place,” “You are socially
unengaged.” “You seem to have
little work to do.” All these
things have been fired at you,
teasingly because you keep your
dates! You are right to keep
your dates! Why should you
break this contract any more
than any other kind of unwritten
contract? To be sure, you often
get “left,” but you know you
are right—and that’s a help.
Anyhow you don’t have to keep
“scarce” to keep rare,
80
Your get-away here ia:
You've done your best to make
both ends meet and if they do
not--it's up to the other feller.
(® by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
a
sms Prati ’
MEN YOU MAY MARRY
By E. R. PEVSER
Has a man like this proposed
to you?
Symptoms: Broad grin, large
mouth, hair plastered down and
parted in the exact center, fancy
vest showing a broad expanse of
chest, fancier tie, sleeves short,
coat shorter, trousers not short
enough, crazy about girls, writes
to "em, talks to ‘em. He keeps
marveling why he Isn't a more
successful fusser, He'd be longer
on the “Chickens” If he wesn't
so short on his cont and sleeves.
IN FACT
His clothes are his only short.
comings.
Prescription to Mis Bride:
Daily turn on the tap of
your admiration for your
other meh friends clothes.
But add to this a few ounces
of appreciation for his many
good points.
Absorb This:
CLOTHES ARE NOT EVEN
SKIN DEEP.
(@® by MeClure Newspaper Syndioats. |
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