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OAKLAND PANY, Bos $15, RANGER, TEXAS, . “Cackle, ecackle,” sald Miss Fidgety Fashii Hen, “this is kind of you to share your pleasures wit mabie h me” Red Top, 1 liging and a-doodledo,” sald glad to “Cook “always be ob kindly." “Cackle, Hen, tleman.” “I was always taught By my Me Hen,” sald Red Top, “to be a manly and well mannered I never want to forget cackle,” sald Mrs Red Top, you're a Rp r's i wrown “indeed, gen- sth ther gentle and my good moth rooster, a o ICHINEKS, or's tes “Ah, mother any Hen “Well,” you were a comfort to your never caused her gaid Mrs. White alway =, and worry, I'm sure,” admitted Red Top, “she of my pranks, by in she would make a most was Seeing some decided upon those that chickerr broth I might have worried her “Ah, You Wouldn't Understand.” had It not been that she had that other engagement “But, then, I tried my best, and, as I say, I've always tried to be a crédit to her teachings” “And you've been that,” sald Miss White Hen. And Mrs. White Hen sald: “Cackle, cackle, you've been a fine chap, Red Top.” ! 80 Red Top took everyone to par take of a delicious meal and he showed the way and pointed about and scratched about in the ground so | that all could have a feast, i And after the feast was: over Mrs. | Brown Hen said: “Cheers for Red | Top. Three cheers for Red Top, hip, hip, hooray! Cackle, cackle, cackle.” And Mrs, White Hen said: “Hip, hip, hooray! Three cheers for Red | Top. Cheers, cheers, cackle, cackle, cackle” And Miss Fidgety Fashionable Hen | sald: “Three cheers for Red Top. | Cheers, cackle, cackle, cackle, hip, hip, hooray.” Then Miss Red Hen sald: Cackle, | cackle, cackle, three cheers for Red | Top, hip, hip, hooray.” i And Mrs. Spotted hen said: “Cackle, | eackle, cackle, three cheers for Red | Top, hip, hip, hooray!” g So Red Top was cheered and he | rose upon a stump which they were | passing and he sald: “Ladies! 1 thank you! Let me always be of service to you. + Call upod me at any time you need me or my assistance. I'm only too glad to give you of my rooster time and my rooster help.” And there was a great cackling In the barnyard of joy that such a fine gentleman as Red Top was the friend of all in Wrong. Johnnie (to new visitor)-—~8o0 you are my grandma, are you? Grandmother-~Yes, Johnnie, I'm your grandma on your father's side, Johnnle-~Well, you're on the wrong side; you'll soon find that out, MADE IN 1899 A ND STILL GOING The automoblle shown in the original equipment, tion as the oldest ear then purchased In 1806 on Broadway, in America Joseph Devantery machine New York of Automobile Depends Greatly on Frequent Oiling During Summer Months. During the tensively, much his time of more service than in an ni ind the fife of the t t the special attentd Theory of Lubrication, heory of lubrication is to any two pieces of metals working one t This of oil And on this Sim of the bearings against the § hing can ne mching ving a filn between metals rest | i rings drained from the and re « intervals thie pisced witl While the ber drained with and in, at the end of the firsf 1.500 or 2000 miles ofl should ot, motor is new and the crankoase ished kerosene, new fresh put MX miles for After end every that it should be changed at the of every 1.1 iu Remember that the ad ey in old oll and saved motor tional mon- off is money of larly draining with new long lif spent refi igh thro the Oil, Never use anything but pure mineral oll in the motor 4 and hilly roads uses up oll much faster than driving. By putting in extra pint or avoiding bearings and cylinders. Do your oiling before you “squeak,” for that sound rusted or dry bearing, and when once in that condition, trouble Is sure to follow, The Use Pure Mineral Touring over heavy wt City an $0 you are hear a construction of makes lubrication easy and effective, especially those cars which equipped with a double oiling system known as forcefeed and constant level splash system, which insures positive lubrication of all moving parts at all speeds, SOME CArs Fairly Stiff Piece of Wire Bent Nearly Double With Ends at Right Angles is Mandy. Every car owner who cares for his own vehicle has had more or less trouble with grit and other foreign matter getting into the threads chassis, It By taking a fairly stiff plece of wire and bending nearly double and then bending the two ends vice and filing these ends to fit threads of the screw a very efficient little cleaner is produced, CAREFUL DRIVING On wet streets the careful driver is even more careful, Skidding, once started, is hard to stop. Turning the wheels In the direction of the skid will help. But this is dangerous in- asmuch as usually there are cars, or children, or curbs, in the way, The only skid that you can con- trol absolutely is the one that doesn’t start! Slow, even turns; slow, even stops; slow, even starts will avold skids, Do not disengage your clutch! Tire chains are of assistance on wet or muddy roads. Clear vision, obtained by wind. shield wipers, Is glso essential, wus manufactured In Paris, running with its and his brother Louis (on left driving have just donated it to the where It will be placed In a museum. Stevens LOOSE WHEEL CAUSE 1 | Axles Give Queer Creaking | Sound When Starting Off. | “lve notice how ne of | # 1 i floating rear axles ng sound when thes ville > Loulsville reg fair from sounds oo grease BOIS 10 Come wheels and in need of » to one party ahout nolse his left hind let In the clutch he the each time | that brake ing { where he got explained left clean he trouble was due to the band. He sa 1d readjusting I fool id it needed asked Lim knowing any . ion me the idea, ' well gome service sta 1 who used bef rf ore i n gave him i chanic to wash cars | he decided there was more mones pretending to be a mechanic line of talk. i “Well the | never on the believe this with and wheel there's nothing bands on It's simply a wrong brake these cars was loose axle drivers don't because ¥ unser cotter pin and find that the nut But is seems tight enough just the point The axie nut pressure hut tad wid rel pom g tight 1% furnish plenty and to to ¢ of the ¥ eeD the O between the wheel axle | hot tight attached turns slightly in the whesl the clutch Is let In, making of noise you would tapered glass stopper into of a vinegar cruet.” the wheel The hub enough i rigidly axle shaft when same sort get by {| serewing a | the neck Jack Up Rear Wheels and Start En. gine in High—Application of Emery Paper Does Work, To remove rust from the car the t i. in emery engine The will to r spin the rim will be ing hig and with a off wheels | applied | the rust order, block and in short eaten PRECAUTION FOR HAND PUMP | Good Plan to Give Few Strokes Be. fore Attaching Device to the Tire Valve, When using a hand pump it is best | to give the pump a few strokes before attaching it to the tire valve. In this way matter that may be clinging to the pump valve will be prevented from getting Into the Inner tube. AUTOMOBILE = GOSSIP. Blow out carburetor and gasoline lines to eliminate water and sediment, . ¢ @ A weak clutch spring can be re. paired temporarily by placing washers under {t. « » » Extreme care should be taken to see that nothing on the car scrapes the tires as they revolve. “ 4 9% A “rearseat driver” who annoys the operator of an automobile, should be asked to get out and walk, . ee A very useful article to have in the tool box is the type of clamp variously known as a “C” clamp or a “U” clamp. . & =» . «A loose fly-wheel Is distinguished by a hard continuous rattle or a series of sharp knocks, particularly at low en. ging speed. L a a A little oll on the clutch thrast bearing may facilitate gear shifting. It surely will prolong the life of that important member, . 8 A cloth moistened with gasoline, used once or twice a week, to remove mud from tires, will greatly lengthen the life of the rubber, ALL FOOLS’ DAY Part of Folklore of Almost Every Country. While Some Mystery Enshrouds Its Origin, One Theory Has Been Defi. nitely Abandoned, Although It has largely degenerated Fools’ of relies of old-time the most folklore, day Is really one of all enshrouds because its perhaps most of the mystery which origin. Christmas, Easter, tine's day and other festivals are with traced antiquarians vain for an day. st. Valen- Assurance’ fo their but searched In of All gources, have zled and planation puz- Fools’ that to the trial of Jesus though once widely held, may That it wa 1% associated with the ancient celebration of the new it relates be dismissed, year, beginning on March 25 and end. ing on April 1, t seems plausible, NO, said, It ar IX of Fr reformed calendar adopted, New Year's day March January 1; New were then ble that, have ne in #8 sane 1564, Charles nee from - srefore gi cul nation April 1, were nd sh val on gifts ¥ 0 wanted the old festi given as a stick The fatal flaw other 1 was @ er and mock to those w to to in that In countries, India, April before theory is in long and the calendar, continued to served in some where there was change of calendar It rd methods of is interesting to note that the person tOWn from town to on an the victim is called In France, for the of a errand, and gowk Oh or cuckoo victim vify gilt ure Peanon, is called n H method in older date similar to that Seot- land, and as it is there of than the Christian era, that fact would Pa » jently to dispose of sting it with Christ's trial, Pulling Mr. Spider's Leg. lomestic spider has domestic i« wife wil peace ; } tm ni ? Mere iy because h hag a fly and on't share it! _ writing in History ive this rather and Mrs Natural amusing account Snider at nightfall I spider on the One day found male domestic f a female and placed a fly close for it. but as happened to be nearer ’ aho to y rushed then ! the male he swathed it and proceeded The to devour female seemed to be greatly hind it. his eg minutes while thont turn- fought aby : ik ed to off as best he could wi ce her, feasting as | resigned and retur several In« her + hes fon the it placed another fly in to When 1 the ran and swathed it She again to her original position, fiv behind her, but ig doing so took an indirect route and, passing the male. gave his hind legs several ad- ditional yanks apparently to apprise him of her good fortune in se curing prey—an act that might she also also word.” — Youth's Companion One Look and They Buy. It is the firm bellef of one depart. ment manager in a Detroit store that men and women differ radically In thelr manner of making purchases. “A man” says he, “Is more of a window shopper. He sees something in the window that he wants and goes Into the store and buys of something-shirt, suit, tiles, ete. he may go around for a week before he sees it, In a window. Then he gets it. A woman is more lkely to enter the store and ‘shop around’ as they call it. 1 should say that in knowing what they want, and actually select. ing it, men are considerably more direct than the women.” -— Detroit News, Remarkable! A pension examiner In Washington was one day examining witnesses, To one strapping son of Erin he put the question: “Mimothy McGowan, @o you swear that you know the applicant, Dennis O'Brien, who has made application for an increase of pension?” : “Yofi may well say that T do," re joined Timothy. “Me an’ him were hoth shot in the same leg at Antie tam.” - Has a Full Supply. 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