The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, April 05, 1923, Image 6

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MIDDLE AGE
Relieved of Nervousness and Other
Distressing Ailments by Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
Brooklyn, N, Y.—“I first took Lydia
E.Pinkham'’s Vegetable Compound four
rs ago, and am
Change of Life ahd
other troubles and I
receive at benefit
from it. I am willing
to let you use my
letter as a testimo-
nial because itis the
truth. I found your
booklet in my letter-
jyea
Eo it now for the
La WV fully, and that is how
- I came to take the
' Vegetable Compound myself, It has
given me quiet nerves so that I sleepall
night, and a better appetite. I have rec-
ommended it already to all my friends
Palmetto St.,.Ridgewood, Brooklyn, N.Y.
troubles causing sleeplessness, head-
ache, hysteria, “the blues,’’ Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound will be
found a splendid medicine. For the
woman of middle age who js paming
through the trials of that period, it can
be depended upon to relieve the troubles
common at that time,
Remember, the Vegetable Compound
bas a record of nearly fifty years of
service and thousands of women praise
ts merit, as does Mrs. Englemann.
You should give it a fair trial now,
RUN DOWN PEOPLE
NEED RICH BLOOD
OU never heard a doctor say,
“He is all run down, but his blood
is pure and rich.”
The best thing—the biggest thing—
that Gude's Pepto-Mangan does is to
purify and enrich your blood. Then
those weary, run down. dragged out
feelings will disappear, and the oldtime
vim and “pep” come back again. Get
Gude’s Pepto-Mangan today.
At your druggists—liquid or tablets,
@s you prefer.
Gude’s
Pepto-Mangan
Tonic and Blood Enricher
La es ls iLL sei
PARKER'S
d. HAIR BALSAM
and
Beauty to Gray and Faded Haid
tac. and $1.09 at Druegista,
2 Risenx Chem. Wika Patchogue MY
tou
feet, makes walking sary. 15a by mall or at br
Sista, Hiscox Cheomion! Works, Patehocue, XN, Y ug
I SPEEDY RELIEF FOR
a En)
EYES SORE? "2c. EVEWATER
A mlisble and speedy remedy since D6 Bey at
our drogtist’s or John L. Thompson Sons & Co.
River Sireet, Troy, N ¥. BUOUALET FREER
—
Knew Her Mother,
“And shall I speak to your father,
dearest 1”
“Yes, but for gomlness
say a word to mother.”
“Why not?
“Because we don’t want the engage.
ment made public for two or three
days yet."—Boston Transcript.
sake, dou’t
A good cause makes a strong arm.
HAIR STAYS
COMBED, GLOSSY
“Hair Groom” Keeps
Combed—Well-Groomed.
Hair
Millions Use [t—Fine for Hairl—Not
Sticky, Greasy or Smelly.
A few cents buys a Jar of “Halr.
Groom” at auy drug store. Even stub
born, unruly or shampooed hair stays
combed all day In any style you like
“Halr-Groom” Is a dignified combing
eream which gives that natural gloss
and well-groomed effect to your halr—
that final touch to good dress both In
business and on social occasions.
Greaseless, stalnless “Halrtiroom”
dees not show on the halr because It
ts dbsorbed by the scalp, therefore
your hair remains so soft and pliable
and so natural that no one can pos
aibly tell you used It.
THE STEP BEYOND
wb
UST a step beyond the
we are sure of our ground, certaln of
reclizing our fondest hopes, and
marching on and on with the victors.
The thought thrills us with elation,
but how hard It Is to make the final
stride when we are worn and weary,
Human nature Is prone to lose cour-
age when the chase Is tiresome,
It inclines to become disheartened
when carefully worked out plans and
calculations fall Immediately to pro-
duce anticipated results.
The fatal fault with most of us is
nation to be governed by impulse
ment wien everything Is
incline to haste when we should
and take accurate
energy, where we should con-
it, that our minds may not
with fear and finally
We
fallures result from bur re
For some paltry reason, a
Uncommon
Sense %
JOHN BLAKE
THE NEXT HURDLE
achievement gives
But you ¢
much of It.
deal
hurdle
ou Cor all eas
ily have too
Li
fe is a
The
when
it,
last one, that
like a hurdle
d
good
next oesn't look
IN
“a
you have taken (hree or
But it is the next hurdle,
must think
four lke
not the you
ithout,
However gracefully you cleared the
last one,
+ Just
adva
your pro em Is getting over
ahead,
confi
You
of
out
all the
f what
a3
remember
ntage
got
But
what is still to be done, that
dence you can
have done, always
that it is
Napoleon irritated his boasting gen
answering their of
won with the query, “And
what did you do the next day?”
erals by stories
hattieq
in the
Pleas.
It is hard to be able to bask
light of past accomplishments,
t after doing some-
admire
nt it is to sit back,
hing difficult, and ourselves
joing it
jut
You have
ned And we are all horn
instinct that prompts us
not to get off,
Keep your eve on the pext hurdle.
That is the hurdle that is of vital In-
It is the one on which
you all your cour
wge and all your energies,
For if you don't get over it, you are
race, and all the hurdles
vou have taken before have gone for
Ife like a sidewalk
to keep up with
with
powerfully
1% moving
it
t it
ery
® or
off, an
terest to you.
must concentrate
i
i
a little
Put the hurdle
If have had
make it a big success,
you
Mother’
The man who holda down
bottom ia frequently of just as
The mother in the home who is faithful
to her duties in as
breadwinner outside
FOOD FOR THE FAMILY
little
is different,
NICE
which and
rms
for light refreshments Is
Chicken Salad Rolls.
enough
the fancy, or a laxity of activity, we
find ourselves at the crucial moment
weary of the chase,
So we sit in the Inviting shade of
a friendly nqgok, while our more am-
bitlous rivals steal a march upon us
i and capture the prize, only a step
beyond our impatient reach.
The blame is ourgown, jut the
truth never penetrates our souls until
the clear perspective of years gives
us a sharper vision whieh enables us
to see our folly,
It Is not until then that we fully un-
derstand our shortcomings.
To make amends for our own de
advice to our Intimates, which, as a
rule, falls on barren ground. They
know us!
There Is but between
likewise but
between hope und despair. When the |
occasion comes for action very few of |
a step sue.
though it is inviting and has an air
of simplicity.
And yet there Is probably no ottice}
vitally
success than
important to |
the step |
|
'
movement
man’s future
just bevond,
(® by MeC
more
ure Newspaper Syndicate.)
0
CLAY
I A————
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
-- eames wml
A MAN, they say, Is made of clay;
Undoubtedly it's true,
Of clay-—now haven't you?
Along the creeks are yellow streaks
Of clay that wouldn't do. :
I know the mushy sort of slush
Would never make a man:
He'd fall apart before you start,
OER
<r lg lege
BONNER
mses CIA TRY BY WEST LUN EWP AMS bain
NATURELAND NEWS
There had been another copy issued
of the Natureland News which wes a
special issue telling of the recent so-
ety events in Natureland,
And now 1 will write for youn the
Would crumble in the pan,
That's not the ditch of clay in which
Humanity began,
And in the yard Is clay so nard,
80 shrivelled up and dry,
So rough and cold with musty mold
And full of alkali
No love nor wit could soften it—
You wouldn't even try,
But there is clay beside the way
That's solid yet will bend,
That gives
makes
A fellow and a friend,
That, once you choose, you never lose,
That holds until the end,
Se don't begin with clay too thin,
Nor start with clay too thick.
The plastic kind you'll always find
The to do the trick,
Just add a hand of good, old
And then you'll have a brick!
(@ by McClure
hest
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Af SCHOO
L DAYS
ADVE ASAW DED THe Milan Dok.
{ ru MEYER. wo
, B® Sveru revel Po vel Wwe BG wOSE UNE WTS
PED AD SORG —
'
If you have done
one job il, fir a tougher job, and
do that better,
That what
progress Is necessary
ity and happiness of every human be |
ing just ax it is necessary to the pros
perity and happiness of the whole hu.
nan race,
There will be plenty of hurdles to
take. But when you have taken one
make ready for another. For success
is just
makes progress, and |
to the prosper |
is
¥
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(Copyright by shin Blake.)
ok Boo
RE
LF ha
half cupful of finely chopped raisins
two tablespoonfuls of finely-
Mix, and when
of the right consistency spread on but.
tered bread. Serve with afternoon tea.
Porcupine Apples.
Select apples of uniform size and
which will cook tender without losing
thelr shape. To half a dozen apples
one cupful of chopped celery and one
half cupful of chopped green olives
with three tablespoonfuls of mayon-
| the apple ns thick as desired. Pour
| the girup around the apples and bake
the nuts are lightly browned,
salt and eayenne, Cut small rolls into
halves, remove the soft centers, spread
with softened butter and fill with the
salad; press the halves together or
suit the taste,
For the Cooky Jar,
Take one cupful of shortening, two
cupfuls of sugar, two eggs, one cupful
of milk, three and one-half cupfuls of
flour, 4 teaspoonful of flavoring, a little
salt and one teaspoonful of baking
powder. Mix, chill and roll us thin as
possible, Sprinkle the tops with sugar
just before going into the oven. For
variety cut with a doughnut cutter,
sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and
add three halves of almonds, points
to the center at equal distances, These
are called sand tarts. :
Raisin Butter Sandwiches.
‘Soften butter by working it with a
spatula or wooden spoon until creamy.
To one-half cupful of butter add one
| ters may be filled with bright colored
| jelly and they may be arranged on a
| platter If desired, with a spoonful of
i eream whipped stiff on each.
Nerse Mayer
(D. 1923, Western Newspaper Union)
A Psstcamnn
WIRY, Vou STICK A
APPLE SEED OND
EACH EYELID AnD
Hae ‘EM AFTER
Two Gras NW
Tees BAT YOUR TYES
MO TE LAST
oe © Fa. OFF
Ww ™e OnE YOURE
Gonna MARRY
3 © Mery
Copyright
%3 Te Fam
i
Has Anyone Laughed
At You
Because —
YOU LIKE TO ARGUE?
You may be a bore or you
may not with this propensity.
Yet if you control it well you
are a stimulating person to have
about, Nothing Is better for a
crowd of lazy-minded folk than
to have such you around.
You can argue on whether the
moon has flowers, or rocks have
life, or bables have rights, or
women have hearts, or anything
but polities and religion and
stili be popular and amusing.
Argument and discussion can be
the pep of a party If no one
gets hufly.
®.
PEYSER
it te tt a
as
80
Your get.away here is:
YOU KEEP THE CROWD
AMUSED AND INTER.
ESTED
(© By McClure Newspaper Syndicate. )
& AAPA A AAA AAA AMM A Mp MM é
wisn Prison
Better Vision.
close her eyes and count the
going over the fence.
A little later 1 glanced
looking up at the celiing. 1 said: “Pa
tricia, I thought I told you to close
your eyes and count sheep?”
she replied. —Chicago Tribune.
ll Psion
ONCE ISENOUGH
-~
——
GASOLINE
(|
'
told to me by Billie Brownlie,
| The wedding of Mr. and Miss Robin
[took place yesterday at Greenlawn, the
| family home of the bride's parents
| Mr, and Mrs. Robin will immedintely
| take possession of thelr new home in
| Apple Tree Row. The groom's gift te
the bride was a handsome worm set lo
| soft rich earth.
{ Mr, Thomas Cat expects to give his
| first song recital of the season on the
sack fence, Monday evening
{ It Is requested that no tin cans or
| puckets of water be showered upon
{blm. Mr. Cat shrinks from such ap
plause, .
| The Elephant familly have recently
| had their spring baths and thelr
| toe nalls cut. They claim these things
| must be attended to before going into
| Rlephant soclety, but that now they
ire in readin
A duel was
oll
om.
3 cht Saturday last be.
General Sparrow and Colonel
Starling. It Is to be expected that it
Grandfather Porky Plg expects
He is t
“A Large dnd Juicy Worm.™
Mr. Song Sparrow recently presented
it that the
has
Sparrow will
LOW,
Word has been received by the Ed.
itors of the Natureland News that a
be announced any
ives up to his name.
After Every Meal
well, then use
WRIGLEY'’S to
ald digestion.
it also keeps
the teeth clean,
breath sweet,
appetite keen.
The Great American
Sweetmeat
y CHER:
Bad Break.
¥8 his heart Is broken. 1}
refused him." “Why so did IL.” “Then
it's a compound fracture”
If your eyes smart or fees! scalded, Ro
man Eyes Baisam sppiled upon golsg Lo bed
is Just the thing to relieve them. Ady,
”
The averange woman is so contrary
that she has faith In her husband be
cause nobody else has,
Sure Relief
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BAD HABITS
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mischievous things to do.
| It Is reported that there are some
| elephants who do wonderful acts in a
theater, They make-believe to shave
| showing each other a mirror to see if
Also they play baseball and when
| run, They sometimes argue about
points as they play-—not that they care,
| but It greatly amuses the audience.
They think the silliest of all Is to
{ look in the mirror at themselves! Of
{| course they do the tricks of lying down
| 80 as not to lle down upon the men
who get under them. This Is a diffi.
cult trick because they have to be so
careful.
{ The Flowers which came out in May
are much pleased to hear that there
is an expression used when some one
or a group are very welcomd which
| goes Nke this:
! “You're as welcome as the flowers
in May,” meaning that that person Is
80 very, very welcome; so especially
welcome, just as are the flowers in
May so very, very welcgm
Of course the April flowers feel that
such an expressfon should be “sbout
them for they're such early flowers
and they have to be pretty brave for
they never know If old Man Weather
may send along some pretty trying
days and nights,
Still the April flowers are not jealous
of the May flowers for flowers have
too sweet dispositions to be jealous!
|
i
|
Verse by Thomas,
Teacher (to Sunday school class)
Now, boys, in placing your offerings
on the plate, 1 want each to write
some appropriate verse, Sh
Steven—-“He that giveth to the poor,
lendeth to God.”
John—*God loveth a cheerful giver”
Teacher-~Very good. TH next boy.
“Come, Thomas, why do you hesitate?
Speak, so all may hear”
Thomas—"A fool and his money are
sopn parted.” .
.
.
Made Young
Bright eyes, a clear skin and a
body full of youth and health may
be yours if you will keep your
system in order by taking
LATHROP'S
HAARLEM OIL