The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, February 22, 1923, Image 7

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    Fruit
That tender, almost juicy
cake with the rare flavor of
delicious raisins and piquant
spice.
That rich, fruity luscious
cake that doesn’t crumble and
dry out.
The kind that you have
always liked—the kind you
mean when you say ‘‘fruit
cake.”
You can buy it now—get
THE
ou Like
Cake
just the kind you like—and
save baking at home.
These plump, tender, juicy,
thin-skinned raisins are ideal
for cake. Taste the cake you
get and see.
You'll enjoy fruit cake more
often when you can secure such
good cake ready-made.
Mail coupon for free book of
tested recipes suggesting scores
of other luscious raisin foods.
Just ask your bake shop or
confectioner for it=—the cake
that's made with
100 Grower Members
Maid Raisin Growers,
Blue Package
When a gir? elopes with a poor young
man her mother attributes it to tem-
porary insanity,
Doing gooa 1s the one certaln happy
action of a man or woman.
¥
HARACTER TELLS
THE STORY!
People throughout this country are
giving more thought to hygiene and to
the purity of remedies on the market,
but no one doubts the purity of Doctor
Pierce's vegetable medicines, for they
ave been so favorably known for over
fifty years that everyone knows they ara
just what they are claimed to be. These
medicines are the result of long research
by a well-known physician, R. V. Pierce,
M. D., who compounded them from
health-giving herbs and roots long used
in sickness by the Indians. Dr. Pierce's
reputation ss & leading and honored
citizen of Buffalo, is a sufficient guaran-
tee for the purity of that splendid tonic
and blood purifier, the Golden Medical
Discovery, and the equally fine nerve
tonic and system builder for women’s
ailments, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescrip-
tion. Send 10e. for trial pkg. tablets to
1 TPlerce’s Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N.Y,
3
DR.LD.KELLOGG'S ASTHMA REMEDY
for the prompt relief of Asthma
end Mey Fever. Ask your drug.
yg for it, 25 cents and one dol.
« Write for FREE BAMPLE,
Northrop & Lyman Co.,Inc., Buffalo, N.Y.
peas 3 TAT Eonsuassn
Man's Length of Life.
According to the president of Cor-
neil
life in
years,
In
Students of this Interesting
that the average life
twenty years if
North America is
In 1870 It f
forty
fifty-six
was one and
subject
could
all
Health education
it. In tropical India
is destined to die at
lived people in
New
live
know,
average men
twenty-four, Longest
the world are the progressive
Zealanders, They sald to
years on the average.
are
FREEDOM FROM
Discovery by Scientists Has Replaced
Them,
Pills and salts give temporary re
| lief from constipation only at the ex-
pense of permanent injury, says an
eminent medical authority.
Science has found a newer, better
way——a means as simple as Nature
itself.
In perfect health a natural lubricant
keeps the food waste soft and moving.
But when constipation exists this nat-
ural lubricant is not sufficient. Medi.
i cal authorities have found that the
gentle lubricating action of Nujol most
closely resembles that of Nature's own
| lubricant. As Nujol is not a laxative
| it eannot gripe, It Is in no sense a
| medicine, And lke pure water It is
harmless and pleasant.
| Nujol is prescribed by physicians;
used In leading hospitals. Get a bottle
| from your druggist today.—Advertise
| ment,
The Cruel Retort,
They were seated on a little rustic
| bench. The moon shone through the
trees, All at once the girl timidly
sald: "Jack, dear, I can't understand
why you lavish all your affections on
| me above gil other girls in the world.
| Why is it?”
“Hanged if 1 know,” he replied,
“and all the other fellows down at
the house gay that they ean't make it
out, either."-—~Denison Flamingo,
important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
i Bears the
| Signature of
| In Use for Over 30 Years,
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The man who has no time to waste
never gets into an argument with a
suffragette.
Reform fs ah right; it's the re
formers who most often go wrong.
~ Morning «
eepYour Eyes
Ci - Ch
RCA
(rAd
‘BONNER.
COPYRIGRT BY VISTIAN NEVILLE UM ON cmt
KING LION
“It was In Affica,” sald Daddy, “and
King Lion was talking to a large pack
of great, beautiful wild Hons.
“ ‘Lions,’ sald King Lion, and all the
lHlons grunted In their great, powerful
voices,
“ ‘Lions,’ King Lion sald again,
want to go cattle hunting.’
“All the llons seemed much pleased,
“One of us will start the cattle
stampeding, which means to make
them suddenly and hurriedly rush
about,
“ “Then, as they try to run away,
there will be another one of us sta-
tioned so as to be ready to go for the
cattle In the direction for which they're
alming.
“After
work!"
“The Hons all seemed much pleased,
“*We will not bother
sald King Lion.
“Later on, he added, "we will hunt
for zebras, when we tired of eat
tle’
“The Hons all
pleased at this news,
“ ‘When hunt for
King Lion, will go
plains, where we will find
we will get them frightened
they will not know what they
about, and so we will show them!
captured by
1
that we'll all do some
about sheep,’
get
seemed equally
zebras,’
the
them,
we
to great
nnd
that
‘we
80
* “They are about to be
We
dinners,’
ns, will show them. They make
good
happily at the thought.
“The other llons, too, did
day,’ King Lion
and King Lion growled
the game
“Some went on,
they are rather hard to catch,
do not sleep heavily, and they are on
the watch that
is not
80,
“I most decidedly th
“Now and again a
buck doesn’t come in badly for an eve
ning supper.
“*When you hunt, go after your ob
They say
f very bright bird, but I think
ink so!
water
young
and
creature
do
the
“Roar
help to
hunting.
“Yon will able
creature that tries to get away
you, for lions are quick runners,
* ‘Even though they may be
they run, and thelr huge
as yon
frighten
BO,
also be
from
can bodies
“The Lions Seemed Much Pleased.”
are no trouble to carry on their fast
moving legs!
“ “They say that our roars can be
heard a good magy miles off.
“*That is right, Fill our enemies
with fear. That always a great
help.
“1 do not care to hunt human be
ings. I would not touch a human being
if I saw one. 1 know that now and
again a lion has tasted a human being
he has liked it better than anything
else,
“ ‘But that doesn't happen so often,
If a human being doesn’t try to hurt
me I will merely look at the human
and then pay no attention.
* ‘But remember, Lions, my name Is
King Lion and as a family we're
known as royalty,
“ “The lion Is ealled the King of the
Beasts, What could be a greater title?
Perhaps the leopard Is a better hunter,
perhaps the rhinoceros is more dan
gerous—some folks think so—but the
lon {8 known as the King of the
Beasts,
“Ah, our great voices have helped
us to gain that title, And we must
never let another animal win it from
us,
“to do not be afraid to use your
volces, for they make us sound so ter.
rible, so beautifully terrible.
“Then the lions went hunting, and
#8 they hunted they made the sounds
which King Lion thought were so
beautifully terrible. And as they ate,
too, they grunted In their loud fash.
fon, and King Lion smiled as he said:
“It's really worth while to be an
animal worthy of notice, and we are
that; oh, yes, we're that!"™
The Way to Heaven,
Dr. Blake, the town's sole physician,
was In his additional eapacity of Sun-
day school superintendent, questioning
a clase on the day's lesson,
“What must we do to get to
heaven?” he asked.
“We gotta dle,” replied a bright
scholar,
“Of course,” sald the doctor. “But
“what must we do before that?
“We must get sick and send for
you,” was the reply~Minneapolis
Tribune,
Qodies cf Rubies,
“Money isn't ever thing.”
“They realize that now In Russin,”—
Louisville Courler-Journual,
The Enchantment of Distance,
She—-1 just love the farm!
He
elty?
Cuticura for Sore Hands,
Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
tieura Ointment. Rewove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one of the things Cuticura will do
if Soap, Ointment and Tuleum are used
for all tollet purposes, —Advertisement.
it's Progress.
“Well, how Is the new conrthouse
coming along?” inquired a recently ar-
“First rate!” answered the landlord
of the Peeweecuddyhump tavern.
“The walls high enough that
a feller who went up on ‘ein yesterday
to tell one of the bricklayers a funny
story was able full off and break
his collarbone.” —Kansas Clty Star,
Too Reminiscent,
I overheard a remark the other eve.
which form a
are up
{0
would good
“Punch,” entitled “Thi
rather have left unsaid.”
Hg would
A very pm
swWent across
one
ing lady and her daughtes
dy who was
and “My,
this evening :”
ughter,
standing there said ;
sweet
turning
how
then
remin ried
Frelliinrg
sou look
to her da
tone
have been lovely whet
Cleveland Plain Doaler,
He Could Make It.
Early one morning
traffic towers were
before the new
of the
rolliag his “Stop
sign to his stati
ter of the street, when a
on a heavily
proceeded to
“Hey, you
the policeman, wrathfully,
“Oh, yes, I think I can
erected, one
wns
nin the cen-
inan drove up
} wagon
JAN
lef.”
loaded
turn
can't do that!
make
And It was necessary
man to leave his post of duty to ex-
plain that although he
i4
Indianapolis Star.
And There Are Many Such,
appeared the children’s
adopt a Among the
plaving yard was a
had 5h He
and
Han at
home to
children
boy
ragged
The
raid;
{we shall
{i “Mister,”
| 1 alu’
Exchange,
boy
the
arrived,
in
18
dirty,
who
|
decided to take
get ready HOW
oft."
cinld the boy seriou
man him and
“Son, go
REMI hie
got nothing to get ready
When
the
has Solomon beaten
ft comes
to
£ Imnan
dispensing
Iz wis
Gm nverng thinks that he
GESTION
Hot water
Sure Relief
ELL-ANS
£54 AND 754 PACKAGES EVERYWHERE
AVOID
Vegetable
Some female troubles may through
Deglect reach a stage when an oper-
sation is necessary. But most of the
common ailments are not the surgical
ones; they are not caused by serious
displacements, tumors or growths, al-
though the symptoms may appear
the same. When disturbing ailments
first appear, take Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound to re-
lieve the present distress and pre-
vent more serious troubles. any
letters have been received from wo-
men who have been restored to health
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound after operations have been
advised by attending physicians.
Mrs.Edwards Avoids Operation
Wilson, N. C.—* For about a year
I was not able to do anything, not
even my housework, because of the
zins in my sides and the bearing-
own pains. I could only lie around
the house. The doctor ssid nothing
but an operation would help me, but
1 tried different medicines which did
OPERATIONS
Compound
no good, until my sister insisted on my
trying Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable
Compound. She said there was nothing
like it. 1 know that she was right,
for I began to improve with the first
bottle and it has done me more good
than anything else. 1 am sable now
to do anything on the farm or in my
home and I recommend it to my
friends.” —LiLLiE EDWARDS, R.F.D.
8, Box 44, Wilson, N. C.
Another Operation Avoided
Akron, Ohio.—** 1 can never praise
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-
pound too highly for what it has done
Po me. 1 bad such pains and weak-
ness that the doctor told me nothing
but an operation would help'me. But
my mother had taken the Vegetable
Compound and she told me what it
had done for her, and so I took itand
I am glad to tell every one that it
made me a strong woman, and | have
bad two children since then.” —Mrs,
R. G. WESTOVER, 325 Grant Street,
Akron, Ohio.
Peculiar to Women ” will be sen
t you free upon request. Write
Co., Lynn, Massachusetis,
Tle
10 Cents
LIVED UP TO HIS GROUCH
tween Saturday Afternoon and
Monday Morning,
Wijlit had a grouch when he
the office Saturday afternoon. He re-
fused invitation to join a friend
who sald he knew a place where the
modern substitute for the thyme
and started for lonesome
an
wild
blows his
home,
The was in evidence
when he returned Monday morning,
“lI got home Saturday.” he said, “sat
nap and
gronch still
around a while, took
cided I did not go out to din-
ner, #0 I drank a part of a bottle of
stale milk and west to bed. I have
spoken just two words since I went
away Saturday. They are the name
of a brand of elgar, and 1 used them
"
want te
“Didn't you speak to the walter
asked a
friend,
“Not a word,” sald the owner of the
place.”"—Xew York Sun.
Motor Lawn Mower,
A British naval ofliicer is
ventor of a motoroperated,
driven
speeds,
the
lot of money to keep it In repair.
i
{
|
Seekeig Him,
looky yur, Hendershot!™
manded a gent from out beyond Mount
Plzgy. ary
“Say, de
“Is there sick hoss laying
on
place, or a dog swap, or a feller
selling tapeworm remedy,
the Justi ¢ Court, or
way coming off 7
“Not as I know of” replied
town marshal of Tumlinville,
“Then 1 wisht
me whur in bh
it Healin' Ba'm
Star.
anything that-a-
the
somebady
Andy Lopp from
is at?" —hkansas City
tell
out
would
mj
Don't Sink So.”
A little New York
old accompani
exhibit where ma
dies and gentlemen
poorly painted and
picture, about which
od
were viewing =a
rather questionable
were mak
ar)
DATES,
the middie of ) a place
front of the # i canvas little La
after a at the
moment's look }
¢ turned around and in al
picture sl
“Zat's
don’t sink
i
sing, but I]
Youth's Companion.
very bootiful
so!"
Some men look as if they “would
There is Just as much room for do-
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palace,
aun
That Particular Police Official Wag
the Incarcerater, Not Liberator,
of Suspeeted Persons,
ere
BB. following
the city pris
person named Las
letters O name
meals
Tire
wn recog-
o red
“rat
ntine a
The
on the slate at
that the
from jail on his «
or
t}
§
own
His
ok here,
Shubert sai
11 on
i you've
‘om
office,
in
shaki
er left the
Indianapolis Newyg
Man Owes Mucn to the Birds.
Birds belp keep dowwm many insect
pests even when sre not suffi
ciently numerous to exverminate them
over a large aren of infestation, and
there are many instances the
{ Crop appears one
tirely the work of birds
they
where
saving of = to he
Too much honey Is sometimes ag
bad ag too much gay,
thf oie Bote FFF
Your grocer sells Postum
in two forms:
drink while the meal
being prepared; ma
boiling fully 20