THE CENTRE REPORTER, CENTRE HALL. PA.
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“f- * i" ') GCN Cet a short time,” sald W. 8. Meadville, |
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“My Hver and Kldneys
order and 1 bad terrible pains In my
back and sides and wag so had off 1
i often had to stay in bed for two weeks
Not Harming Him,
“What's the cause of this traffic con
gestion?’ asked the dignified person.
“A live model is demonstrating slik
hose In a shop window,” sald a flus-
4 | trated little man on the edge of tae
- [MN // | crowd,
or “Rhocking I"
ExceLLO “Maybe stranger. Maybe, but
RUBRERLESS . .
SUSPENDER I've been struggling for half an hour
No rubbeg (0 OS rye to get a closeup view and so far as
k Your De 3 I'm concerned it might as well be a
Suspenders, "
Garters and Hose Sup re. demonstration of safety razors. —
Birmingham Age-Herald,
if he haan’t them, send direct,
giving dealer's name, Every
Willing to Divide.
- Teacher (sternly )— Wille,
Pn uasantesd spender
Co., Mirg.. A rian,
BOY'S POCKET KNIFE OR MAGAZINE | that chewing gum to me,
SLUTCH PENCIL given for selling ¢ packs Willle—I'll let vou have half of it.
, A train on one of the roads running |
ie Sack a . at a time,
PE z : Good spelling doesn’t make friends | Out of Indianapolis struck an old horse | py,
W. N. U.. BALTIMORE, NO. 20.-1922, | with millions. at a crossing and one of the passen- |
You'll Get
A Year’s Wear or more,
when you bay
out of
taking Tanlac,
80,
“1 was
when 1
nlmost commission
bnt it |
esti
were out of
glve
NERVOUSNESS EXPLAINED
set, 1f each d name et
K. RYAN, SPRING MOUN’ |
results I got from
a very surprise to me, It
fited and 1
the improvement I received will prove
lasting and better
than in
Tanlace is sold by
Tanlac were
bene
Heve
¢ a glad
gers became very much excited, Some
finally remarked on his nervous-
ness and he replied, “Sir, if i
£20,000 of stock in this road you'd feel
just as I do.” |
“Why, we only killed an old horse.”
“Exactly, but on
what a mighty small affair dividends
are passed nowadays.”
me in every way be
one
you had
and fee] stronger
many a day.”
all good druggists
NOT CHICK'S TIME TO DIE
Raider of Garden Seemingly Had as
Many Lives as Has the Pro.
verbial Tabby.
you don't know
More
— Peppermint
Jacket over Pep-
Exigencies of Art,
“The arena id the me
{ director i
is ready,” sa wile
“Step In and we
| the Hons”
My garden has flowers and fruits in
it; my ighbor
keeps chickens
ny shar
“Are you sure those brutes have
their dinner?”
the role of a
f i
iG my
more
asked the ar who wa do
those
gun,
¥
{ to play hens p
“] saw 'em and one evening re
oclishly me of
We
ng kittens.” met
but
to toy
10 for 5c¢
Sugar jacket just
“melts in your mouth,”
then vou get the delec
table gum center.
And with Wrigley’s three old
standbys also affording friendly
aid to teeth, throat, breath, ap-
petite and digestion.
There never was a time when Goodyear Tires were
so good as now. ,
right,
of wanting
They are bigger, heavier and stronger today than | Pm lable to run over !
: | men.’
any earlier Goodyears ever were. "
way. were anxious
Yet Goodyear prices are lower now than ever.
Not even in those remembered days before the war
did Goodyear Tires sell at such low prices as today.
Look at the figures listed below.
They represent an average decrease of more then
: Soothing, thirst-quenching.
60% from Goodyear prices of 1910.
Making the next cigar
When you can get these better Goodyears at such taste better.
prices, there is no question of the tire value at your
command.
dv.)
FLAVOR
Your Goodyear Service Station Dealer will tell you
that never in his experience as a tire dealer has he
known the equal of this value. See him today.
30 x 34 Cross-Rib
x 32 x 314 All-Weather
abric . .
Tread Cord
2x4 All-Weather
Tread Cord....
33 x4 All-Weather
Tread Cord
30 x 34 All-Weather
Tread Fabric
30 x 315 All-Weather
Tread Cord $18.00
Monufacturer’'s lax extra
in the Spirit of the Times,
Eva Why 1 the x
about to he 1
ghit they - wn -
- Foxy Old Boy.
wi are ninety-five years old™
wonderful |
FOULS.
a well-K
Protestant
of the Nineteenth cent
inside Facts
Obeys Orders,
{ot ¥ errata wel
3 3 guar
y--Haltt
certificate
ERMANENCE means ECONOMY.
Permanent fencing protects both stock AR old woman
and Crops, and reduces labor. Perma- did pot fatten as fast as she thoug ny. hiladelphia Ledger. > A : - we . ” Kali
nent feeding floors save food and save stock it should took the case to her physi | renee [INE BOE OE a ey The Princiomt Tngecon
health. Farming, like any other industry, | clan ’ Are Men So Fickle? Ween pinyiig Ho = a CE Sn25 ia ie rincipal Inducement.
shows greatest profits from proper equip- bers of the : hg 0 Luwsn of the world! de
ment. A Bad Combination. ] at it » tha
Your local buliding ndiueial dealer deserves i ow a combination hope o : ir names in the
much of the credit modern farm construction. fo
His capital, tied up in comparatively slow movin -
building materials, has kept on hand the me
of community improvement.
With such an investment on his part he natur-
ally has selected such materials as he could safely
on. For contese construction, whether kick
fence posts, feeding rs or silos, he is apt to ike that why not Sak Rb ’ 3 3
recommend Atlas Portland Cement, ‘the Standard | Nike ag why not ask him for a hun. sory das In a new temeh o pays quicker.
by which all other makes are measured.” | area? YELy Gil = wv Acher a —
“Beeat fresh lessons for
THE ATLAS PORTLAND CEMENT | want to see him drop
COMPANY
Sales Offices: New York—Boston— Philadelphia
Malls: Northampton, Pa.~Hudson, N. Y.~Leeds, Als.
and exe
Not Assuring. t at nicht ®
ES t at night.
v : ’ 14 sends men int the far co
“You must see the vet,” the physi omen mer Repul : Core
inittee
“1 i Y Ste
N x : * : stig t via Pris oe hond
no confidence him: is so in thint MAarringes = ul
fortned until
himself.” orn
cian told her counts con were ma oa zines
> aii
“Oh, doctor wns the answer,
$
nhore £11
inberg's bil
3
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i have
thin thirty-six hours afl
jssne « Miss Mary
prominent in politics,
measure “It gives a man
~hange his mind,’
York Herald
———— > {oT ——
f the license
Wifely Caution, opposed y
“Why all storming? too expensive things
“1
“Well, if he
11 hay
I and #
chance
New
asked my husband for 210.7 she
must » §8 more last but sot A great deal of life
ing for g«
onsists in waite
ing,
ev] Wi
| Our race is growing make 8
ge I need his support.
dead.”
Sm.
Here’s Good Advice: Relieve Your
Fatigue With Sleep: Avoid Stimulants
HERE is nothing in the world
CAEL
“The Standard by which in
all other Makes are measured" “G&S
A———
—
other elements found in both coffee
TURKISH
VIRGINIA
BURLEY
10°
INCORPORATED
ody
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Wh
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10c¢c
Package
SKINNER SKINNED HIM
“When you traded cars with Skin.
ner, did you get anything to boot?”
“Yes, I've kicked myself ever
since.”
Little Things.
Little bits of cardboard,
Buekies, silk and glue.
Make the very stylish
Twenty-doilar shoe!
The Ladylike Habit,
“My wife says she will lenve me if
1 don't quit smoking,” said Mr. Meek-
ton.
“Going home to her mother?”
“No, her mother sitmokeg moro thm
I do”
Privilege of the Downtrodden,
“Are you on friendly terms with
your landlord?”
“Well,” sald Mr. Gadspur, “we still
speak.”
“1 see”
“But wild horses couldn't drag ‘You
are welcome’ out of me when he
thanks me for the rent.” .
Car Breaks Down,
“fg there a motor mechanic around
this village?”
“No, sie. Best 1 ean do for you is
to call a horse doctor.”
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80 reconstructive as sound, re-
freshing sleep. During sleep the
system rids itself of the fatigue
poisons that have accumulated
during the day. The food ele-
ments are taken up by the various
tissues that require rebuilding nu-
triment.
It is important that you get
plenty of health-bringing sleep.
Anything that interferes with your
sleep hampers and hinders you—
mentally and physically.
and tea.
If you have an idea that coffee
or tea drinking may be injurious to
your health, why not stop it for a
week or so, and drink delicious,
fragrant Postum instead.
Postum is a rich, golden-brown,
pure cereal beverage. It contains
no harmful elements of any kind.
You can drink Postum as many
times a day as you or the chil-
dren desire a grateful, refreshing
beverage.
Your sells both forms or Postum:
Instant m (in tine) made instantly in the
cup by the addi of boiling water. Postum
Cereal (in pac of larger bulk, for those who
prefer to make drink while the meal is being
prepared) made by boiling for fully 20 minutes.
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