HERERO
WOULD C0 FROM
HOUSE TO HOUSE
Tennessee Farmer Wants to Go
From House to House an
Tell Everybody About
. Tanlac.
“it 1 not so busy with my
farm work I would go from house to
douse and tell the people about Tan-
me” said A. J. Livingston, a wall
known farmer, living near Ashland
City, Tenn.
“1 had stomach and kidney trouble
and suffered torment with my back
and side. The doctors could do noth
were
mine in Nashville about Tanlac,
Be advised me to try it, saying he had
Beard so many favorable reports about
# and sent me a
bottle
a well man. I told a
about it and ordered a bottle for him
and he had good results, [I can
anything I want and it don't hurt 1
and’ ean sleep like a log
ent
man and have
ergy than I have had in years.
simply the grandest
world.
friends and
ing to try it, and I hope you w
more strength and en
It
medicine in
get those who are suffer-
it
ai
1 have gladly given.”
Tanlac, the celebrated
which accomplished
»esults in this man’s is a
derful tonic, appetizer and invigorant.
It builds up the
Realthy appetite,
and assimilation
makes you feel
well as nature intended,
Sold by leading druggists
where. — Advertisement.
Misalliance.
think Agnes
medicine,
remarkable
such
case,
System,
promotes
the
strong,
food
sturdy
and
of
“So you married
aeath her.”
8 miserable
ABLE TO
of bridge.”
game
Po Pa. — “1 suffered
female tro
. was very irregular.
I was not fit to do
my work at times
and took medicine
from a doctor and
got no benefit. I
saw Lydia E. Pink-
ham'’s Vegetable
Compound adver-
tised in the news-
papers aml took it
#8 and got all right, 1
fei gained twenty
“Sd pounds or more and
now able to do my work. I recom-
tha Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may use these factsasa
Sostimonial.”’ —Mrs. SALLIE SIEFERT,
313 W. Fourth Street, Pottsville, Pa.
Theeveryday life of many housewives
8 a continual struggle with weakness
and pain. There is nothing more wear-
than the ceaseless round of house-
duties and they become doubly hard
when some female trouble makes every
Some and muscle ache, and nerves all on
f you are one of these women do not
suffer for four or five years as Mrs.
and be restored to he
Pinkham’s Vegetable EA
incessant,
“Madge has a pretty mouth.”
mere incident.” “Wrong!
are frequently closed.”
important to all Women
Thousands upon thousands of women
mspect it,
wothing else but kidney trouble, or the
sexx? of kidney or bladder disease.
dition, they may
® become diseased.
mehe and loss of ambition.
Poor health maxes you nervous, irrita
® BSwamp-Reot, by
remedy needed to
wndtions
what Swamp-Root, the great
ver and bladder medicine, will
wet. You can purchase medium and
Mage size hotties at all drug stores.
Soap Suds.
fle said—“Let me hold your palm
alive Y”
She sald—"“Not on your lifebnoy.”
ES CAN WEAR SHOES
Wen mime smaller and walk in comfort by
ALLEN'S FOOT«= EASE, the antisep-
pameiiar for the feet, Shaken into the
y sonfl sprinkled (n the foot -bath, Allen's
=Rese makes tight or new shoes feel
C.—i Instant relief to corns, bunions
>
‘dee fpots.
prevents Blisters, Callous and
The woman who hesitates is—last
Shee the things that are none of our
Benebess do interest ns!
MR. OWL IS WISE BIRD.
ANY years ago, dong before Mr.
Fox was called clever or sly, or
Mr. Owl a wise bird, or any of the
wood folk had earned any name for
themselves other than their nwn, there
was trouble between Mr. Fox and Mr.
Possum,
It happened in this way. Mr. Fox
one night went for chickens to a farm
a long way from his home, and when
arrived he found that the poultry
house door was open and it\was easy
to get All he wanted, for Mr.
was away.
The only trouble was that he had
no place to store them, and it was too
far to carry them to his home and go
back for more.
Alr. Fox happened to think of Mr.
make a bargain with him to take cure
of his poultry until he could carry It
to his home,
As I told you,
before Mr, Fox
this
was clever;
long
would
happened
he
So he called on Mr. Possum and
chickens he would give him two
ones to pay for his kindness,
Mr. Possum sald he would and that
rock by his house where there
WAS a cave,
Mr. Fox trotted back and forth all
night with fat chickens which he put
in the cave under the rock, but he did
not know that as fast as he put them
other part of the woods,
When It daylight Mr
Possum took another chicken and de-
when Mr. Fox
looked into the cave he found ouly a
few of the many chickens he had
placed there,
Mr
found.
gage to
hunted until
trouble began,
Mr. Possum sald
same Mr, Possum. in
the place you spenk of, and I do not
Lnow about any rock or eave or chick-
the wrong fellow, Mr.
was salmost
to be
bag
Fos
the
was nowhere
1
moved
Possum
He had
another
bag and
but Mr
him, and
home,
he found
was not the
never lived
he
wy
ens ; have
Fox,” he
Mr. Fox
manner of
sure he was the
for; still there was a
had made a mistake
Right here is where Mr. Owl earned
you
&ald,
the bold
he
looking
that he
surprised at
Possum, for
he was
chance
was
Mr
was
one
He was sitting in a tree
rear by where Mr, Possum had made
sald,
“Perhaps
Fox,” he sald;
back to the
look again.”
“It Is under a rock, not a tree,” cor-
rected Mr. Possum, who had just sald
he did not know anything about the
cave or rock.
“Oh, ho,” exclaimed
“you do know
after all”
“Mr. Fox, go right In
this fellow's home, and
any trouble about it I
the wood folk and tell
deceitful fellow he is.”
“Oh, how wise you are,
Mr. Fox as he came
| Possum’'s house with his
Leen
mistaken, Mr,
had better go
the tree and
you are
“you
cave under
Wise
something
Mr
nbout
Owl,
it,
senrch
makes
call all
what =n
nnd
if he
will
them
Mr.
out
Owl I”
sald
Dogmar Godowsky
|
{and wise you shall be called from this
day.”
And when there is any dispute
{among the wood folk now they always
fen] on Mr. Owl for Mr.
| Fox told everybody how and
| wise was Mr, Owl in finding out about
‘his though he careful
not who had them,
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to settle ir
clever
chickens
tell
was
to
Dogmar Godowsky, the charming
daughter of Godowsky, the famous
pianist, is reported to be making her
satisfaction of the throngs of picture
| theater patrons,
ANNIVERSARIES,
Moderation, the noblest gift of Heaven.
| =Euripides. - -
ECENTLY at & silver wedding
anniversary of a prominent New
Yorker the Invitations, h were
engraved in silver, contained these
words at “The demands of
war relief are pressing. We hope for
your not -@at our
silver wedding anniversary.” Among
the guests present at this anniversary
reception were scores of New York's
| most noted society folk, the very
people whom we usually to for
leadership in such matters of social
So If you are lo for a
in adding invita
anniversary
when
some
whic
one side:
presence presents
took
usage,
kis v
g Ring
no your
receptic is
precedent
{ tions for
| other occasions
he expected
fact that you
have them, here it is
The is that
frain having
sary for
that hesitate
that will make the recipients feel
they are }
of present,
or
presents might
the
to
indieation of
would prefer not
fact often people re
from anniver
parties
they
reason
invitations
that
obliged gome sort
When for
or wooden wedding ( ig:
trifling, but it i
or golden wedding then there is more
when
cause for this hesitancy
{ Usually any anniversary for any
i thing less than a silver wedding takes
derived; significance; your
lucky day and lucky jewel.
MAGGIE.
LTHOUGH Scottish in itself, the
name Maggie is originally derived
Margaret. To the
delight.
rising to
jewel assigned. The
that the oyster,
is the
notion
opening its shell in adoration, received
by the moonbeams, is responsible for
this delicate fantasy of the pearl
The name was brought to Scotland
by Margaret Eithering, wife of Mal-
Ceanmde, where It became the
national Sottish feminine name. Be-
a pearl of price is asso
with the pearly gates of the
celestial regions, the name of Maggie
—0r, more usually, its original, Mar-
garet, has been given to innumerable
egaints,
i:
FIREWORKS.
E ARE indebted to the Chinese
for the Fourth of July fire
cracker and other more or less deadly
weapons of celebration. They used
these articles, shortly after their dis
covery of gunvowder, to scare away
any evil spirits that might be in the
vicinity. Fireworks were manufac:
tured In Italy as early as 1540, and
were used in France to celebrate
events of National Import In 1608,
The industry now centers In the
United States.
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| By wearing her natal stone, the
| pearl, the bearer of the name Margaret
| will fulfill the promise of the gods,
| which gives her purity, charm and af.
fability Her lucky day is set
| Monday, and seven is her fortunate
| number. For her to dream of pearls
| signifies faithful friends,
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as
| the form of a party only for one's int!
mate friends. But when one has been
| married twenty-five years then there
is real occasion for a large reception
This may be in
ning. For the afternoon affair the hours
the cards would
from t to six, though
do arrive before hal
or four and many
afler the six
would
the afternoon or eve
on invitation
be
seidon
usually
gh
f past three
comers
hour. No
arrive after the
on the card.
however, If you are
that
sent
hiree guests
linger
guest,
last
inte
o'clock
however,
hour mentioned
Bear in mind,
ding an anniversary present
nithough n wedding present
to the bride, the anniversary
is sent to both hushand and wife
The question of whether or not
wear one's first wedding frock
that puzzles some women when plan
ning their twenty-fifth anniversary, and
really difficult
i to best of prece
dent for custom but when the
bride of twenty-five years has changed
form the wedding
unbecoming
very
wen
in
it ought not to be
very
solve, There 1g the
the
(dre«ax
to her
considerable
very much in
then
ig not apt to be pleas
the woman so dressed
nuch less attractive than if
frock
Under no con
wear the bridal
this is alone
maiden bride.
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r were dressed «woeption
ion
dition
however
she
vell,
i priate to the
0s
mmm Pressman
1
A LINE 0’ CHEER
By John Kendrick Bangs.
PEPPER AND SALT.
Are not good things on which to
dine,
Yet give a zest to things we eat
If in thelr handing we're discreet.
“Tis thus with woe and care I feel
They make a sorry sort of meal
And yet ‘tis true a touch of strife
ives zest and seasoning to life,
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N 4x Salt and Pepper | opine
—
RRR www TTT TTY
HOW DO YOU SAY IT?
By C. N. LURIE
Common Errors in English and
Them
How to Avoid
iii dh dh fh 4 4 & 4 & &
“SIT” AND “SET”
a—
ProBabLY it is impossible to teach
the great majority of Americans
the difference between the two words
“sit” and “set,” but grammarigns have
been trying to do so for many years
“Come in and set down,” Says one's
host. He is hospitable, but his gram-
mar is faulty. He should say, "Come
in and sit down.”
Whether 5 hen sets on a nest or
sits on it is not gertain, in grammar,
since the point is disputed, but it is
quite certain that you do not “sit” n
hen on her nest; you “set” her there,
It is fcorrect to say : “The vase sets on
the table”; say, Instead, “The vase
rests, or stands, on the table.” Do
not say, “The flagpole sets firmly in
its socket,” but say, “The flagpole is
set firmly in its socket.” If you prefer,
You may say, instead, “The flagpole
sits firmly in its socket”
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Po
Explainea.
“Pa, what's the difference between
an epithet and an epitaph?”
“One is applied to a man before he
Is dead, snd the other after, my son.”
VOICE OF REFORM.
“There
at a meeting
yesterday.”
“What about?
“The suggestion
publications exploiting
chorus girls should
all first class tonsorial parlors.”
"Was the motion carried?”
“No. Some of the master
{ contended that their clients
educated up to that
80 the motion was lost.”
of the master
wis made
be
|
| barbers
| had not
heen point yet,
Good Taste,
Young Lady—“Who's that tall,
| tinguished-looking man standiug
dis
by
Dowager—*"Aly nephew
country all the Never
comes to London if he can help It.”
Young Lady—"Oh, but you must
introduce me to him. 1 simply adore
savages.” — Punch,
year round.
GOT HIS ORDERS
“Why has Reggy shaved off his
mustache?”
“Got a new girl, | believe, and is
making some alterations to suit her
ideas.”
Out of Date.
“Speak gently” says the proverd old
its potency has flown
If nowadays your own you'd bold
Employ a megaphone
Led by Conscience.
“What first led you to go into polk
| tes?"
“Aly
| Sorghum
conscience,” replied Senator
“As a young man I had so
high an opinion of my abilities that 1
thougle it would be an unpardonable
lack of patriotism If 1 neglected to
give my country the benefit of my
services.”
4 ——
Cured.
“I'll fine you $10 for contempt of
conrt.™
“All right, honor. I'll it,
your pay
dan’'t know what I'm thinking.”
“I'l just add another $10 for that
remark.”
i “Your honor, mv mind is pow a per
| fect blank.”
Sad Disappointment.
“So vou consider Jack misleading
and disappointing. Why, dear?”
“Well, he had me on the tenterhooks
last night In expectation that he was
going to ask me to go to the theater.”
“And didn't he?
{ “No, be only asked me
{ him."
to
GOOD IDEA
“That old fellow has just In-
stalled a dictaphone In his office,”
“Why's that?
“He says all his stenographers
were so pretty, he couldnt keep his
mind on his business.
The Brighter Dawn.
A little time with sorrow,
But in her darkest night
We ‘dream of a toromrow
Unutterably bright!
i ~Purple Cow,
i —————
Setting the Pace.
Ted—Tom has sold his race’ horses
and invested in a oar.
Ned-—He sald he wanted something
that had a Mlttle speed.
Nothing to It,
“I'll have to fine you for speeding.”
“But, squire, we came to you to be
marrjed and we have only $10 for your
fee”
“You weren't speeding. You could
have gone twice gs fast and not been
speeding.”
A Blacker,
Mrs. Hoyle—I1f all men were like
my husband there wouldn't be any
labor troubles,
Mrs. Doyle—What'r “he matter
doesn’t he work?
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you buy calomel
ask for
§
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Medicinal virtues retain-
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aved My Life
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Says New Jersey Woman
“I was nearly dead until I found
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Acid stomach causes awful misery
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quick relief. Keeps the stomach
healthy and helps to prevent the many
ills so liable to arise from excess acid
Don't suffer from stomach miseries
when you can get a big box of Eatonie
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