The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, June 23, 1921, Image 7

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    [Back Giving Out?
Is a constant backache spoiling your
summer? Do sharp pains stab you at
every sudden move?! Are you so tired
and downhearted you can hardly keep
going? Likely your kidneys have
slowed up, causing an accumulation of
poisons that well kidneys would have
filtered off. Is it any wonder you feel
go tired and depressed and have head-
aches, dizzy spells and annoying blad-
der irregularities? Uee Doan's Kid-
ney Pills. Doan’s have helped thou-
sande. Ask your neighbor!
.* =»
A Virginia Case
Mrs. Ben Ball, 17
Pecan St, Abing-
don, Va, says:
“When 1 tried to
get out of bed, I
would become diz-
zy. 1 had terrible
headaches. My
back was weak and
iame and ached,
My kidneys didn't
wet right. Different
medicines did me
no it wasn't until I used
Doan’s Kidney Pills that 1 was helped,
Several boxes of Doan’'s cured me.”
Get Doan's st Any Store, 60c a Box
DOAN’ Ss RIDNETY
PILLS
FOSTER-MILBURN CO., BUFFALO, N. Y.
¥
* Take Sulphur Baths |
(22 at home fir
{F yuges
Gout, Eczema, Hives, etc. , Right in
your own home and at trifling cost,
you can enjoy the benefit of healing
sulphur baths.
HANCOCK
SuLPHUR COMPOUND
mature’s own blood fying and ckin healing
remedy —SULPHUR—prepared in a way to
make its use most efficacious. Use it in the
bath; use it as a lotion applying to affected
parts: and take it internally.
60c and $1.20 the bottle
at your druggist's. If he can't supply
send his name and the price in stamps
we will end you a bottle direct,
BANCOCK LIQUID SULPHUR
COMPANY
«x
Banesed Sulphur Compound Onn =f: -Ge>
memr—25¢ and Soe~for we with the AQ
* Ligwid Compound <. ps
Baltimore, Md.
&
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[Cuticura Soap
Complexions
Are Healthy
Soap 25¢. Ointment 25 and 50¢, Talcum 25¢.
Value of Fools.
If the fool vs on
job, few would live to grow wise,
most of 1 n our ‘wi
our folly.
ler were alw
gince
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= Hot water
® Sure Relief
ELL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
PARTS OF GLOBE
| Tanlac Elements Come From
| Many Lands Far Away
From Here.
The ingredients from which the cele-
Tanlae is made, come
of the earth,
are transported thousands of
{ miles over land and sea to the great
Laboratories at Dayton, Ohlo,
Canada,
The Alps, Appenines, Pyrenees, Rus
Asia, Brazil, West Hocky
Mountains, Asia Minor, Persia, India,
Columbia nnd Peru are
rmong the far away points from which
the principal of re
markable obtained,
{ brated medicine
from sections
and
remote
Faniae
and Walkersville,
sian Indies,
Mexico,
properties this
preparation are
the largest phar
the
What ig gald to he
macentics] Inboratory In
Ohlo,
which, according to recent reports
Inrgest of
kind "in
hottles
the gale
the
having
now having
f its
20 O00 0
medicine «
over
sold in six
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|CHun
VOArs,
Hew 04% nples
nnd has a
Uni
ty Is gngranteed by a series
re feet of floor space
dally ¢ city of HL.C00 bottles
form q
areful inspections hy expert chem
thre th
it 10 r
hark and flowers
& from the oots, herbs
nre received in thelr
rough state from all parts of the globe,
0
Tv +11 Mol
u
medicinal
tel hy the most
The
isi}
their properties have
heen extra
finished medicine 1s
a
i
Processes,
then bottled
wi. eled an
MM thousnnde nf
shipped
ont
to tens ¢ druggists
thronchout the United States and
nand
never
a multitude
ASPIRIN
“Bayer” on Genuine
Warning! Unless you see the name
“Bayer” on package or on tablets you
| are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
{ years and proved safe by millions,
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural-
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of As-
pirin cost few cents.
sell larger packages. Aspirin
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of
Mouoaceticacidester of Salicycacid.~—
Adv,
the
of him
wh in
of
Of course man
ks
much
f
conceited.
se] fis We
selves is
The mortifying and unsightly
skin and facial disfigurements on
young people from 14 to 20 years
old are seldom due to anything
worse than impure blood. The
young bodies are under-
going important changes,
and the blood stream is
temporarily disordered
often filled with poison-
ous waste matter.
In such cases only in-
ternal blood remedies can
relieve, The impuri-
—
Stop Suffering!
ties must be cast out and the vital
fluid enriched before the disfigure-
ments are cleared up. For this you
naturally want an efficient, tested
blood remedy—like 8.8.8. the fa-
mous old herb medicine.
Start the young folks
with 8.8.8. today (your
druggist has it), and
write us about their con-
dition, addressing Chief
Medical Advisor, 841
Swift Laboratory, At.
lanta, Georgia,
Take This Seven-Day
The Rider,
i
i
“A rider,” replied Senator Sorghum
usually like the to a
letter—-apparently after
but In reall im-
ant part of the comin
postseript
an
most
woman's
ty the
{ ¥
iunicatlion,
Her Loving Notes.
“Your wife must he
with
evers
“They are only
me to send
to put In her trunks.“
you! She har written to you
way."
notes to tell
she forgot
= heen
little
her something
day since she ha a
Disappointed.
“So vou went he country to get
v
into the
How did you like It?
t find a farm-
med Dobbin, and
them say ‘By
atm
“Disappoint
wphere 7
er who had a horse
heard
never
heck !’
Very Rich,
The Governess—I'm afrald your lit.
tle daughter will
Mra, Newriche
difference,
When
’
have money enoug
never learn to spell
It ake any
she grows up she'll
wont m
h to employ a secre
tary.
ONE BURST AT A TIME
She—How about that present of a
sunburst you were going to give me?
He—How can 1 give you a sunburst
when the bank's burst?
Of Course!
That politician
Should be fought
Who dares to boast he
Can't be bought
Misunderstanding.
Mrs, Wiggs—Ain't it goin’ to be aw-
fu! when the soldiers get back?
Mrs, Figs—Whatever do you mean?
Mrs. Wigs—Why, they say the boys
How Mean!
Mr. Cholly Shallowpate—They say
|
i
Riss Kutting Hintz — Fear not.
signal
Appropriate Affliction,
“That pork dealer has a
“How do you mean?”
“He has a sty in his eye.”
Unusual Sign.
“That man's not normal.”
“What's the matter with him?
“Told me the other day his kid nev-
A Back Number.
Myrt—Did you see the outfit Mabel
wore to the dance last night? It must
take a lot of nerve to appear like that,
Gert-—Well, she did display a good
deal of backbone,
Net Contents 15 Fluid Drache
4 ALCOHOL-3 PER oH
i AVegetable Preparationforis-
| similating the Food by Regula- |
ting the Stomachs and Bowels 4
RB INFANTS , CHACDREN
Thereby Promoting
ii Cheerfulness and
Rest Contains
ium, Morphine nor
. NoT NARCOTIC
A helpful Remedy for
Constipation and Diairtees
and Feverishness
: Loss OF SLEEP _ §
resuriting therefrom -inlafancy
Foc Simite Si¢natore of
as PLT
Ture GrwTAUR CONPARL
NEW YORK. _
Sregnediu ative
Conte y
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
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Takes the riction
the feet and
our fe
m walk
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gives I
ng «
Crver 1.800 ,000 pour
* At
were Used DY «
Ask for A
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The Cuticura Toilet Trio.
Havir £ I ;
by ma
toilet
Clenread ye
and i il
heal, the Talcum 1
fume, No toilet
without them,
THEIR ESTIMATES TOO LOW
Proof That Engineers Have Erred in
Their Figures Concerning the
Weight of Crowds.
p ne ere
ana pet
table is complete
oc everywhere —Ady,
gineers
maxim
rowiels
iianie
’
nm nding aused b dense
v
on nnd
Forty men
weight
piat-
163
box six
pres.
square foot
averaging
3 y
i inn
average
pounds in
feet
sure of
the
An
piace
Square caused
i581
floor
an
winds to the
o
engineer has
estimated the
foot of the densest
|
i
|
i
Harvard experiments the opinion has
been expressed the maximum
loading on the elevated cars and plat.
may nearer 181 than 45
pounds, This applies to other close.
packed crowds,
that
be
Special
of Baby. 3
icine especially prepared
prepared for grown-ups.
Ko Baby is so abnormal that
of medicines primarily
s
THE CENTAUR C
i a a
same if you
them some
ww, freshens
OW vigor. At night,
and swol
r dancing, Sprinkle
the foot-bath
»
svy Curl
Rents the Foot
FINAL TRIUMPH FOR MAURICE
Small Boy Endured Much, but in the
End He Made Strong Point
Over Rivals
ht this ticket for you
i come and hear me
¥& later he was more
3
came ielen bearing
'
Ci
soe
wen In
“It's
ant
wi
{0 our dancing 85
party i you to come and
ine dance.” she smiled
He
the
But later
turn to
He, bore a
his speech was
different ticket for you
Mize GG." “It's the Ma-
sons’ supper, and 1 want you to come
seowled and scowled
week his smile
the
in
above all
ticket
came
rest
but
a
100,
0 teacher
“Here's
he smi
fed to
and eat with me, not watch me eat”
Queen for Nine Days.
The reign of an Eng
monarch was that of Lady Jane Grey
shortest sh
in 1553
and then she was beheaded,
the daughter of Henry
and M:
VIIL
ry.
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PosTUM
cereal
N
CEREAL
Western Canada
Land of Prosperity
offers to home seekers opportunities that can.
not be secured elsewhere. The thousands of
farmers from the United States who have
scoepted Canada’s generous offer 10 settle on
FREE homesteads or buy farm land in her
provinces have been well repaid by bountiful
crops. There is still available on easy terms
Fertile Land at $I5 to $30 an Acre
= land similar to that which through many
years has yielded from 20 to 45 bushels
of wheat to the acre —oats, barley and
flax also in great sbundance, while raising
horses, cattle, sheep and hogs is equally
profitable. Hundreds of farmers in Western
Canada have raised crops in a single season
worth more than the whole cost of their land.
With such success comes prosp -
pendence, good homes and all the orts and
conveniences which make life worth living.
Farm Gardens, Poultry, Dalrying
are sources of income second 1
growing and stock raising
climate, good neighbors, church
schools, good markets, railroad facil
rural teicphone, etc.
For certificate entitling you to res R
duced railway rates, illustrated litera. (WS
ture, maps, description of farm oppor. o,
tunities in Manitoba, Saskatchewan,
Alberts and British Columbia, etc.
210 North Third Strest
Harrisburg, Pa.
"nd Caiominat on, ne
RESCUED
Kidney, iver, bladder and uric acid
troubles are most dangerous be-
cause of their insidious attacks.
Heed the first warning they give
that they need attention by taking
GOLD MEDAL
CAPSULES 2
| The world's standard remedy for these
disorders, will often ward off these dis
eases and strengthen the body against
further attacks. Three sizes, all druggiste.
Look for the name Gold Meda! on every bem
and sccept mo imitation
Freed From
Torture
Eatonic Cleared His
Up-Set Stomach
“The people who have seen me suf.
fer tortures from neuralgia brought on
by an up-set stomach now see me per
fectly sound and well—absolutely due
to Eatonic,” writes R. Long.
Profit by Mr. Long's experience, keep
your stomach in healthy condition,
fresh and cool, and avoid the ailments
come from an acid condition,
| Eatonic brings relief by taking up and
jearrying out the excess acidity and
| gases—does it quickly. Take an Eatonie
ing nothing harmful to
nerves or digestion. after eating and see how wonderfully
{it helps you. Big box costs only &
It should be boiled at ttle with your drugsist’s guarantee.
least twenty minutes. Then PESKY
Postum Cereal will reveal P. BEB
a true coffee-like richness
of color and favor. gry gg
A XB cent ckage makes one
quart, to kill a million,
and contains a patent ut
to get them in the A A Be
Baie hn Jones, hat oF
Can ge or you, or
BET. Lecelpt, of rice by the OWL
HEMICAL WORKS, Terre H Ind,
Genuine P, D. Q. is never peddied.
Don't Blame Her.
Mabel-—Gert Is dreadfully supersti
tious, isn't she?
Myrt—Oh, indeed, she is. She won't
even let a man propose to her in a
hammock for fear they will fall out.
A Decided Conservatist.
“Father, sald the small boy, “what
Is an anarchist?”
“An anarchist, my son, is a social.
Ist who has gone from bad to worse”
(TIPLASMAGE)
A Positive Specific for Adults and Children
TASTELESS! NO HABIT-FORMING DRUGS
Antiplasma contains no alcohol, narcotics, mercury
uinine or arsenic. Made from balsams and gums.
Our records show that every physician who hae once
tried Antiplasma orders in bulk .
Remarkable tests and public dem-
onstrations made in Southern
States last summer show no
malaria cases we could not
cure
If your druggist doesn’t sell it, mail $2.00 to the Vino Medical Co.,
200 West Houston St.. New York, iN.Y., and one bottle containing com
plete seven-day cure will be immediately sent you postpaid.
Antiplasma is Malaria Insurance at a cost of $2 per year
A DB ER ER REN Sm
Unromantic.
Miss Romance—Don't you love the
long fringed and widespread beauty
of the chrysanthemums?
Miss Desport—Sure. It reminds me
of the heads of the football team.
Sold by grocers
everywhere.
4
Postum Cereal Company, ine.
Battle Creek, Michigan.
———“ hasan Lom
LYCERINE, all kinds of ethers acetates,
voring supplies, food colors, and valuable
riniae for small manufacturers Rick
mond Chem. Mgrs, Richmond HULLILNTY.
Getting in the Last Word,
The Bride's Mother— What's Henry
been doing to you now?
The Bride—The worst yet, Every
time he calls me up on the telephone
he says what he wants to apd then
hangs up the receiver so I can't talk
back to him,
EE ——
W. N. U, BALTIMORE,
NO. 25.1921,