The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, March 17, 1921, Image 7

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DARLING BABY
RIGHTENS HOME
Children’s Laughter a Pleasing Sound
Altoona, Pa.~—‘‘I am writ-
ing to tell you what Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-
und has done for me. We
Pe six children die almost at
birth. From cae hour to nine-
teen days is all they have
lived. Before my next one
was born I took a dozen bot-
tles of your Vegetable Com-
pound, and I can say that it is
the greatest medicine on
earth, for this baby is now
four months old, and a
healthier baby you would not
want. I am sending you
picture of her. Everybody
says ‘That is a very healthy
looking baby.” You have my
consent to show these few
lines to anybody.’’— Mrs.
C. W. Benz, 131 8rd Avenue,
Altoona, Pa.
~ Mrs. Janssen’s experience of interest to childless wives.
Millston, Wis.—**] want to give you a word of praise for your wonderful
medicine. We are fond of children, and for a considerable time after we
were married I feared I would not have any. I began taking Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound, and it strengthened me so I now have a nice,
strong, healthy baby girl. I suffered yery ittle at childbir th, and I give all
the credit to your medicine, and shall always recommend it nighly."" Mrs,
H. H. JANSSEN, Millston, Wis.
Mrs. Held of Marinette, Wis., adds her testimonial for Lydia E,
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. She says:
Marinette, Wis.—*‘I was in a nervous condition and very irregular. My
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my weakness so that I now have a healthy baby girl after having been mar-
ried nine years. I am glad to recommend your medicine, and you may use my
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There are many, many such homes that were once childless, and are now
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to The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Massachusetts.
This book contains valuable information.
Marvel of the Age. | Vaccine In Whooping Cough.
“Rafferty,” Mr. Dolan, “was! Reports on the use of vaccine In 408
you ever to a circus?” | cases of whooping cough have been
“Many a time.” j collected by an Italian physician,
“And what was the most wonderful | showing excellent results In a large
thing there,” | proportion, but in 100 other cases
“I wag. The I kep’ shovin'| there was no apparent benefit. Im
money into the window to the | provement, with a marked less« ning
same old tricks has kep' me marvelin’ | or disappearance of the spasms, ‘sas
at myself more than I ever did at the | the rule when the Injections were
elephants.” made in the first ten days of the dis
j ease. In advanced stages, a few cases
showed great benefit, but improve
ment was mostly only transient,
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way
see
Though He’s Probably Forgotten,
After n woman captures a ruan and |
leads him away from the altar she |
spends the rest of her life trying to | Transients,
find out the name of the. first girl he | So you've struck it rich and
kissed.—Toledo Blade. j are able to keep several servants?
| Briggs—Alas, no—only to hire
Rather Mixed. | them.
“What is his walk In life?” { — —-
“He is demonstrator for a new auto Before retiring a cup of Garfield Tea.
mobile.” For good digestion and continued good
{ health.— Adv,
Poverty Is the best foundation on | om
which to start to bulld a successful |
career,
Griggs—
It is more honorable to acknowledge
‘our faults than to boast of our merits.
Kill That Cold With
dials
CASCARA &/7 QUININE
on OATPLY ao
Colds, Coughs *omI® La Grippe
Neglected Colds are Dangerous
Take no chances. Keep this standard remedy handy for the first sneeze.
Breaks up a cold in 24 hours — Relieves
Grippe in 3 days— Excellent for Headache
Quinine in this form does not affect the head—Cascara is best Tonle
Laxative—No Opiate in Hill's,
ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT
2 restive Gan Soming, Seco ss vont
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success to
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A ay Land at*15 to ago An Acre
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F. A. Harrison, 210 North Third St., Harrisburg, Pa.
Canadian Government Agent.
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FATHERS OF MEN
é¢ HERE is much truth in the old
saying, ‘As the twig is bent, so
the tree inclines” observed the re-
tired merchant. “If a hoy Inclined
and reliable man, it would be nothing
vicious.”
“You're full of
excelsor,” sald the
hotelkeeper polite.
ly. “All those
chestnutty old say-
Ings are fakes.
The patriarchs
used to be always
saying that the
boy is the father of the man, but he
Ign't; and he isn't grandmother to the
man, either. You can't study a boy
and predict what sort of a man he's
going to be, any more than the official
forecaster can examine his maps and
“You observe that my larboard eye
is somewhat discolored and 1 have a
contusion on my brow, and my nose
Is slightly out of alignment,
day I was pirooting along a back street
big, husky teamster pounding the saw-
dust out of a venerable horse that had
seen better days. I went up to him
and protested in the most courteous
way, and he sald it would afford him
genuine pleasure to kick my spine up
through my hat, if I didn’t gO my way
and leave him alone. I informed him
that if he hit that horse again I
would push his countenance out of
place, and he Immediately clubbed the
suffering animal harder than ever.
“1 am glad to say that I succeeded
In kicking most of the rind off the
teamster's shins before hd got me
down and sat on my head, but I sub-
mit that a man who will take
chances as I did must have the cause
of cruelty to animals much at heart.
There's nothing makes my blood boll
quicker than to see an animal abused,
“Well, when 1 was a boy I had a
wide reputation for cruelty. 1 used
to delight in tying tin cans to the
tails of dogs, and in drowning cats,
and in robbing birds’ nests, and ail
such sinful pastimes. The moralists
of that period agreed that I was en-
titled to the mantle of Nero, anfl that
I would come to a bad end. Yet when
I became old enough te have some
sense, 1 made pets of all the dumb
critters within eight miles,
“If that old maxim about the twig
and the tree were any good, it ought
to work both ways, and the saintly boy
always would become a grand, good
man. But as a rule the truly good
boys don't amount to much in after
life. Nearly all our useful citizens
were hard citizens when they were
boys, and the shiftiess, no-account men
were simply angelic when they went
to school,
“A boy gets tired of being !Immacn-
late after he has tried it a few years,
and he goes to the other extreme.
And the hoy who hag been a horrible
example ever since he left the cradle
such
has cut his wisdom teeth, and he be
“Most of thé old sayings are fool-
ish and trifling, and I am surprised
when a grown man goes around quot-
ing them. Yet a lot of fellows think
they have clinched an argument when
they drag In a bewhiskered maxim.
is foredoomed, you spring that old
wheeze about the twig and the tree.
You might just as well say that Mary
“I know you are suffering to remind
shouldn't throw stones, but I won't
Cure for Flat Feet
Are you flat-footed? If you don't
feet make,
there will be a narrow line from heel
to toe on the outside; If they are flat,
the entire bottom of the foot will
show,
How can you cure flat-footedness?
Buy a handful of marbles, place them
in two rows, and start picking them
up with your toes. To do this you
must curl up your toes; as a result
the muscles of the feet will be exer-
cised and thereby strengthened.—Pop-
ular Science Monthly,
And He Meant It, Too.
On Jimmie's return home from the
birthday party of a girl in the nelgh-
borhood, he was telling his mother
about her mother. When the children
were leaving she asked them all to
wish her little girl something nice,
Whereupon Jimmie's mother sald to
him: “I trust that my Httle boy wished
the little girl something nice.
"0, yes,” sald Jimmie, still seeing
visions of cake and ice cream: “I
wished her that ‘she'd soon hos ane
other birfday.”
unoccupied
F. S. Royster
territory
Guano Co.
WHEN JEFFERSON TOOK OATH
Early Presidential Inauguration at
Which There Was an Abundance
of Il Feeling
The first Jefferson insugzuration
more drama about it than its three
President-elect
the portico of the
¥ completed north wing of the
tol by Aaron Barr, whom
cordially distrusted. And the
office was administered by one of his
bitterest epemies, Chief Justice Mar
who bad been appointed to of-
fice by Adams in the closing days of
the administration, an act which Jef-
ferson regarded as not only an
propriety but a personal affront.
ferson's feelings toward Burr
Marshall were well known,
Then the new president was escort |
predecessors. The was
received upon new
Ca pl.
and
inaugural address, one
of .the most notable of all such
#pepches. He was afterward escorted |
to Ws boarding house, where he re.
ceived the congratulations of the for
eign diplomats and of the leaders of |
the popular party, who rejoiced uver |
the defeat of the Federalists |
Love of Pictures Universal
Mankind has always loved pictures.
tances, without a written language,
2ave left behind them rude carvings |
ind murals to attest the fact. When
sn Industry arose that appealed to
this ancient appetite with pictures
that moved, it did not have to wait
ong to see whether it would die or!
fourish. A dozen years ago the mo-
tion picture business, as we now know
it, did not exist. Today the Ameri
can public supports 16.500 moving ple-
ture theaters, makes 5,000,000,000 vis.
its to them a year and spends 8750.
000,000 annually for this amusement.
Cupid is a wise little chap. He
leads the couple to the altar, then quits
the game,
———
Life is a school. When we stop
learning it Is time to stop living.
Gos great bods build
and
easily
of G
NOT REALLY SCARCE ARTICLE
Material Called Lamb's Fleece in Syria
Merely Went by Another Name
in England,
trotter,
ung glob pos
pey than brains
re
ry
the prophet to purchase at a very large
price a quantity of what was described
gs Syriar
This, when be
be sent to his
lamb’'s fleece
tallor with orders to
line an overcoat with it.
“You send
material,
didn’t
sir,”
us quite
remarked the
remarked the traveler in sur-
to obtain that
fleece in England, it's only to be ob-
tained in Syria”
“But”
prise, “it's impossible
“Not at ail, sir,” was the reply. “In
England we call it rabbit skin.”—Mon-
treal Herald.
Reprisal,
There's a little boy in our town who
was given a puppy for Christmas. and
the gift being at the puppie’s age when
he bites
harder sometimes than he should. One
morning, several days after Christmas,
little dog ran howling from the
He'd Found Some Use for It.
Indignant Wife (to husband from |
whom she rescues her lapdog)—Dar.
ling doggie Is too well bred for you
to moisten postage stamps on his |
nose. ~London Opinion,
The employer who is late for work is |
liable to be late when opportunity
comes along.
No, Alfred, family Jars do not come
under the head of brica-brac.
wheat
this
GENUINE
‘BULL
| DURHAM
tobacco makes 50
800d cigarettes for
; 10¢
Bad Stomach
Sends Her to Bed
| for 10 Months
Eatonic Gets Her Upl
“Over a year ago,” says ‘Mrs. Doras
not think I would Hves
Eatonic helped me so much I am now
up and able to work. I recommend it
highly for stomach trouble.”
Eatonic helps people to get well by
acidity and gases that put the stomach
out of order. If you have indigestion,
sourness, heartburn, beiching, food re-
peating, or other stomach distress, take
an Eatonic after each meal. Big bax
costs only a trifle with your druggists
guarantee,
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ow by thelr faces. Wonderful
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Price $2500, good terms. C, Box 729. Lyne
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