The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, March 03, 1921, Image 7

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    TERRE
a.
FOR Us
Colds, Coughs
Laxative—No Opiate in Hill's,
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$
QUININE
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AND
La Grippe
08
4%
CANADA :
oy wh
TL
" Think what that means to you in
good hard dollars with the great de-
mand for wheat at high prices. Many
The same success may still be
shels of wheat to the scre.
ices convenient to your grain farm en-
industrious
ta, reduced rates, etz., write
Performing Brute.
“Is man an animal?”
\
“1 guezzo. Woman can
Good health « be maintaine
there is a cons
ENVIED HIS SMALL DAUGHTER
Duck Hunter Would Have Given Much
for the Power She Exercised
Over Ducks.
modern apartimen
Prospect
squirrels in the
that stay there in t
weeks
park.
For several
fonesome becaise
friends went In
weather, but now » hia
company Wild ducks
newest friends.
The ducks coming alight in Prospect
park lake and generally remain a week
or two to rest and feed.
} n
wary of
again.
men, but not afraid of chil
dren, if Betty is an example,
The other day she was walking
with her father, a duck hunter. Betts
noticed she couldn't get near the ducks
while she was with her father. but
proach them. After a little coaxing
the ducks swam up and ate
popcorn from her hand.
“And 1 have to erawl through
swamp on my hands and knees to g
pieces of
within gunshot of them,”
father.— New York Sun.
mused her
Every unselfish act is turning the
searchlight info some dark corner.
It's nnlucky to bet 213 on anothe
man’s game on Friday.
——
Better
How to Be Popular.
To be really iptilar you 1
PI
sii yin
thisit
» id
When you have decided that the worms
or Tapeworm must be exterminated, ge!
“Dead Shot" —Dr. Peeyy's Vermifuge One
dose will clean thai all cut — Adv
HIGHEST ORDER OF SNOBBERY
vine Would Have Made Great
Hit With Thackeray,
A reporter, gathering material for
i Churches
Are Empty.”
ard of
“1 don't admit that our churches are
Leonard
special on “Why
called on Bishop
Cleveland.
Leon
said. “Cer
churches that are really
feally Christian, are full,
Of course we have a few churches
that cater to the rieh. In
empty.” Bishop
tainly the
democratic,
these
certain number of vacant pews are to
“The kind of church I am refer
ing to abounded in England In Queen
There's a story about
one such ehurch it was in the do
baronet and the
} Sunday
conclude his
main of a certain
vicar used to
prayer in this wise: a
* aod Peter: God bless
also her dear ladyship: bless the ten
bless Sir
der youth of the tv Indies likewisg,
We would furthermore unite in be.
seeching Thee, O Lord, to have mercy
on the poor all the mis
EOvYeTrness ant
>
is
this parish. Amen.
Never to Be Trusted,
“Political promises.” remarked Sen
grants in the story
There's always a ‘ketch’ in ‘em
Knowledze mst be earned by stndy
to suit i
tas te,
=~
THE CATCH.
A man remarked that he eame from
u very
“How many of you are there?’ he
was asked.
large family.
“Well,” there were ten of us boys,”
he sald, “and each of us had a sis
“Crood gragious I
other, “Then there were twenty of
you?"
“No,” sald the
boastful mag,
His Honor's Guess.
officer who arrested
he was wearing a “Republican hat”
87’ asked the counsel,
“It may be.” responded the judge,
“that it's a hat without a crown”
That Would Be Enough,
A gentleman took his little «
ter to a toy shop to bup her
“Now, what sort of a doll
Hike, my dear?” sa
sgriment was
id he, as ¢
placed on tl
counter
by the shopman After some hesiia-
tion the Hit
“1 think 1
plea se
Most Likely.
any ran
¥
noney helps
enrapdid is
Teacher:. Who drew that picture
of me on the blackboard?
Bobble: Please, teacher | did.
Tommie bet me a penny you wouldn't
recognize it, an I'll go 5080 if you
won't wallop me.
Picture afld Frame.
optimist doth try to win
mankind
g if a picture in
frgme of mind
k
gilded
Serious Case.
“I sent you a
the fashionable
young medico,
“Thank you, doctor.
matter with him?
“Lack of money.”
physician to the
What
The Gossip.
“Does Bliggins understand his husi-
ness?’
himself”
"
A Ae
in Doubt.
“Is this letter intended
“What does he say?”
track and says he lost £40."
Typical,
Mr. Henpeck—I'm a submarine.
Mr. Jolliboy—What do you mean?”
“Why, In the s#a of matrimony I'm
usually kept well under,
Something to Be Thankful For,
“Pa, somebody has stolen our auto”
“Well, let's be thankful there wasn't
more than a gallon of gasoline in It,
anyhow.”
Her Forte.
“Your laundress seems to be a timid
woman,”
“So she is, but she whnages to put
up a stiff front”
Morse Furniture,
Mrs, Pester-—Nose bag! Indeed!
Where do you get that idea? That's
. a hand-embroldered laundry bag. It's
nothing like n nose bag. ai
Her Hushand--That's what 1
thought. It's a nose bag for a clothes
horse,
i
Simple,
* Professor-—I'm sorry to tell you,
madam, that your daughter is hope
leas: she bas no talent”
Mrs, Lowell Brow-~Huh! 1 thought
I was paying vou to give her some,
RS. J. M. CRAIG, of Los Aa.
geles, Calif who says no one
can feel" more grateful for what
done then she does.
gained
pounds and her hesith is now bet.
Teanlac has
Declares she has twelve
ter than in years.
"Of all the people who have taken
Tanlac, I don't belleve there Is any-
East Fortieth street, Lds , Angeles,
# Like so many other families dur-
we all had it, and my own illness, to-
gether with the worry over the rest
of our family, brought on a case of
genuine nervous prostration,
“lI was s0 weak 1 couldn't even
sweep the floor, and during the day I
would have to lie down four or five
times. 1 tried to walk but found out
I could stand be.
fore 1 gave out. Nervous spells came
on me often,
“Every
reach my case until finally my hus-
band urged me to try Tanlae, and ¥
nm indeed thankful that he did, for
medicine I tried falled to
It proved to be just wi
firgt twa hottle £00
to help me, I guess that wae because
I was go extremely had off
third bottle 1 could tell 1 was
ing and that gave me more hopes than
ever of getting well
“My Yi 1 sment from
rapid and
five bottles
on the
Mprove
and stronger than fl Yours,
I was sleeping soundly at night and
had gained twelve id 1 weight
“That was several months ngo and
from then until now I have been In as
goodl health us 1'ever was In my fe
and have been doing all the hous
vork by myself.
is simply remarkable how Tan
uilt me up and 1 have told
ny friends and relatives
! a wonderful
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere «Ady
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Classification.
Beanbrough says he is noe
“1 know. Hut
mele ing it is™
SOIe one
CATARRH OR A COLD
Air Passages Right Up. i
i
Instant relief—no waiting. ~ Your |
clogged nostrils open right up; the air
passages of your head clear and you
No more hawking,
snuffling, blowing, heudache, dryness,
No struggling for breath at night;
Your cold or catarrh disappears. !
Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm fromwt your druggist now. Apply
a little of this fragrant, antiseptic, |
healing crea In your nostrils. It pen-
etrates through every passage of the
head, soothes the inflamed or swollen
mucous membrane and relief comes in-
stantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed-up
with a cold or nasty catarrh.—Adv,
Germans Going to Japan.
German residents in Japan are ro- |
ported as steadily increasing in num-
ber, now almost double that of pre
Most of them are em
ployed In firms and factories as engl
neers, and it Is stated that nearly a
hundred applications for positions in
Japan have been received from: Ger
The Im
ports of toys, chemicals and dyestuffs
mun engineers and experts,
from Germany during the first ten
months of 1920 amounted to £1.000.000
important to Wiothers
Examine carefully every bottle of |
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
Bears the
Signature of
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoris
Before and After.
Flintrazor (the barber)--Just trim
the ends, 1 g'pose? | remember you
suid your bride liked to toy with your
Crisp Curis,
Bonescraper {the bridegroom)
was bere we were married ip
close to the scalp so she can’t get
grip on iL.—Haouston Post,
ln’ Cirlkvod, Womarhvod,
Motherhood
Roanoke, VA.-"1 have taken De
Plerce's Favorite Prescription (roms
time to time for over 16 years and
always found relief from it. Whea
1 was first married, about 18 years
ago, 1 had feminine trouble. I begam
taking the "Prescription’ and alse the
‘Pleasant Pellets’ and | obtained suc
wonderful benefits that I continued. §
have taken all of Dr. Plerce's med
icines with the greatest satisfactiom,
“My sister is taking Dr. Pleree’s
Pleasant Pellets at present and says
they are all any one can expect.
“1 have given Dr. Plerce’s Favorites
Prescription to my daughter, whe is
16 years old, and also the ‘Goldem
Medical Discovery’ and they have
done her a world of good." MRS
JOHN MORRIS, 9 Fifth Ave, N. BR
All druggists sell Dr. Pierce's
medicines.
Cuticura Soap
The Velvet Touch
For the Skin
Soap 25¢, Ointment 25 and 50c, Talcum Ze
Better Convert the Enemy
Any business act which neizx one
is a bad prope
For the enemy can atcoumiish
harm as knocker than the
press agen. oF
The Nation's Business
friend and one ener
sition.
more
booster,
If you knew milk was the mont
perfect food for your child; if you
knew Mik Jellies would temp
your child to eat more milk, that
they are even more dipestihie an milk slow;
wouldn't you roe pote Mk Jellies! Riss
ween re 0:3 wre and pod
wil
fe face Milk $e
CHALMERS Gelotine build ererdy bodies.
»
bee"PURITY %..4
‘‘m Sure It Will Help Anyone
With Colds or Stomach
Troubles.”
tomach tronhils
all during
any favorite
tter what ¥ ate, it
worn
Foday 1
trouble and will
#0 weak and
I the time
HypoCod to any
Hypo
Now i
can eat
learned about
new KPRDers
i* myself, for 1
ant and am strogg and
well Rome people may doubt Earle's
Hypofod, but If they will write me
énvelope I'd
be more than glad to do mb bit’ to
wards helping others troubled like 1
and Inclose a
stamped
ure, 219
as” write firs. M. E. Dru:
n. Pa
nels, stuf
atl pains
mptoms of
y people te
when Hype
from any
wit fifteen
if 2B MOB
il, appe-
nutritive
h yvpophos-
fives
no one
ckness by re-
ndown con
Hypo Cod.
g compared with re
akened, r
dition gists all have
The Ost is
sults Ady
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