FIVE MINUTE THE SECOND HARRISON CLEVELAND CAME BACK P 1833—August 20, Benjamin Har. rison, born at North Bend, Ohio. 1852—Graduated from Miami col- lege, Ohio. 1861.65—Colonel _ and brevetted brigadier general in the Civil war, 1281.7—In the United States sen- ate. 1888—Elected president, 1889-—March 4, inaugurated the twenty-third president, at the age of fifty-five. 1892-—Defcated for re-election. 1901—March 13, death of Ben. jamin Harrison at Indian- apolis, aged sixtypseyen, 3 2 _ oe " adminis an B ENJAMIN HARRISON'S tration to be only proved but president Cleveland drama, History gives nce at the one redecessor became hi 8 SUCCOSS- up the presidential from. nore brains had a larger 118 most Benjamin Harrison. housekeep- 1 in lig. He was not admitted to nell tle three-room cottage after hls and garriage, 1 ¥ le money he ev was at $250 a day. Later.on hi practice with the supreme Then came the + Served gallantly } marched with Sher. wn. Afterward rose ind prosperous rank in the nw Aw er as mind mn lean hie office Harrison to the senate, politiend f his before election sent ¥ was a in the ited for re-election to that body ar before he was elected preg. left, Washington with wotilld soon return as frankly HeK, no de- candidate that the ans wanted # Blaine » refused to make At last to mination, he cabled from Seotiand And the him rison.” convention ently The rison tariff act; then donl took administration—the allver act, the treasury the Tedd the the which of Sherman purchase metal by the law on pendent pension act, American congress hardly grees took the reins, gat Noss, With the ery of “Cod help the sur- plus!” the Republienns gave the coun try In Harrison's administration the frst “billion-dollar congress” the ap propriations for the two-year term ris Ing to that unprecedented total. the popular protest Speak torted: “This is a billlon-dollar coun try.” But the country did not feel rich enough to pay the higher tariff rates ¢f the McKinley net, That law was passed only seven weeks before the congressional elec tions In 1800, Of course anyone who had anything to sell seized upon the excuse to mark up prices. The “shop- ping women" rose in thelr fury at the higher cost of living, and the voters nverwhelmed the Republican majority in the house, That was the forerunner of a still greater political overturn in the presi. dential election In 1802, when Harrison went down under a sweeping victory Jor Cleveland. ’ Reed re 1893-—-March 4, Grover Cleve- land inaugurated a second time, aged fifty-five. May, a great panic began. July 1, Cleveland went under surgical operation for cancer. Oct, 30, The Silver act re- pealed. 18945. July 4, Cleveland sent " troops to Chicago to inter- vene in railroad strike. Aug. 27, the Wilson-Gor- man tariff became law without president's signa- ture, 1895—Feb. 7, Cleveland made arrangement with J. P. Morgan and others for protection of gold reserve. Dec. 17, sent in his Ven- ezuela message, 1908—June 24, Cleveland died at Princeton, N. J aged sgeventy.one, “+l defeat aud settled down 1 : tice of n New York was seen that much the leader party when he House, In the fo seldom law He of the moeratie ns Was in ur years of hi tirement, he Yet strong Ww 3 sb {epul “0 ns ist the HICHNR § 186 him in auguration. power cau newspaper 8: “AnOther it rey Inrrison i having whi his mouth leer of te His g was concealed fro mind of the publie, inn ana iCht ns it sted er, off New yvenrs had ¥ . ti ©Ong when with a rubber known that » faced it Under the pressure of the president, act bitter struggle which left the iit. The ded the he Silver was repenled, bh after a Democratic party hopeléssly sg of a tariff bill 4 riff bill It wa ich a log-rolling me: to «ign his signature Democrats went down the cor pars still jobhy- ade nore. # Cleve t be After in de it, but “fused it, let | aw without the in tha font igressional elections of 1804, In rouhigs the Venezuelan it he announced that the British had r arbitration of a ar the sith of domestic his famous In BOY. our president sent message to COngress, ernment ejected all for the ressing in which ica, an ie boldly proposed the oo our appeals land dispute Amer that question it was p South we otirsslves uld decide and proceed to enforce the decision. long in Lor there of tumbled New talk heat York, and both Reooks don and much wild Atlantie, on sides the tronbled “Grover Ceveiand, tary, “Thurber, this does not mean war: it means arbitration Asad that was the outcome of all the hubbub. Cleveland's outburst of plain speaking had the effect of awakening the Eng: lish people, as never before, to the val ue of American friendship, and It opened a hew era In the relations of the two governments Cleveland's hardest, lo: battle in While second administration # for the goid standard, Almost hone he upheld it through four years, abandoned Ly most of the Democrats and unaided by the gold Republicans in congress, who were afraid of “hurting the party” with the silver people, > (Copyright, 1020. by James Morgan) THE SAD PRINCESS there najned NCE upon a time beautiful princess Edna. wounced that he was determined she never know pain Le Mold his wise men that determined to shield her unpleasant sights in order or was to “You are making a mistake, Your Let her live among life as it is" But the king would not listen, Edna up in a lovely All around dens, parks and giant trees, lnkes with fountains and Only palace of were rose SWINE, Cor inG pons THE RORO WES AN soegned hours iid £it al ¢ wild fiving overhead or the twinkling Her face her father tried wenry of this luxury. or she wot watching the goose in Hehts in a to brighten 3 Une o ily thr rode rap! loped alo “1 am mured, view, ne out tired fis “The robes and gardens, constant ERown wenrisome there Is something Adi Then, for the first time In a tumbledown margh, an old At a turn ar ask saw on of a was down hobbling the ations, edge road a crutch. a blind be gutter ragged hildre man in way in played and bent mothers carried wood upon their hacks F she saw life PN $15¥ 4a oS pry tx misfortunes, | i erty lesgnns She ver known there pain, sickness or sorrow Struck w home nnd bright the worl shoe galloped wept t dawning d her maids, she “l am rising with a face through tears, she of “No more of this” said What the Sphinx Says By Newton Wewkirk. “Some men begin whipping the devil around stump then r around t'oth- er way to meet him” the un NE my frien he been een da school for longa time cen deesa country. Other day he taka me veesit dat place for see da footaball game. And after 1 watcha dat ting leetle while I stronga favor da League of Na- tion. Ees too moocha fight wot no gettn you somating enn dat game alla same een da war. 4 But was greata beeg crowd alla right een dat place, Some guys come out weeth a ball wot losa da shape and starta plenta trouble. One man keekn dat ting so harda Le can and den ev- erybody run lika devil, tartan da gaine, look leetle while, my frien when dat bunch gonna queetn fight and stgrin da game, He tolla me da game has been go on for Jonga time and ees no gonna be any fight. Well, for tella you He say da guy wat maka da keek try getta da ball back now, wanta keepn da ball wot he keek away for een da firsta’ place, , dat ball. One guy stoop over an trow unhappy the | want | 118 Joys, shut up GTN {1 know 1 helping.” will find was drained, the with comfortable were given a home, huts cottages, the aged the sick And the princess { busy from morn her face, helping that i got Justice, care The © sad | hi a scene of till night, a smile on all every | and seeing one in and kindness, 1d king daughter was health was surprised now un of and her domain model ppiness and busy con r thie inl wise old man christening in the king : i — — 3 iT AEE “ — GE shows {itself that the young A in so many places, | REED . | yours, must do : | face, to preserve he soman who seex Neck Youthful Keep her neck young, face, for a flabby-lined snce as well as he throat well-cared-for face might will give away all the years the hide, ! between hoes to other one. And right r $ vy ghtn HOLD queeck dght Tons ong and try breaks hee: head or bull or ating, 1 Den | bunch geeva look and when woe «de ¥ Ce yet dunno. i hie no bust BOTH nore push and oreaka loose, I no lika i place and dat fight home, 0 1 My frien o RO | deesgust, da game and breaka fight 1 tella da cop, Wot you tink? eet up enn do iain usm Proud Mother—Id you detect may ‘signs of genius in my daughter, pro. | fessor? Professor (eoldly)=Modam. 1 am ‘not a detective. Answers, London, . Ni Hpi | ——- Betty Ross Clark, the screen star, has aided wonderfully making Roscoe (Fatty) Arbuckle fa mous in the “movies.” She garded as one of the prettiest most talented of the picture actresses. charming in is re and younger motion ot SHH I fo = HEEERE i - - i 4 the pores to strengthen the oins nes Cause for Depression, The bos was solemnly “Smatter, Rastus?® “Nuffin' mach. ut I was jus’ thinkin’. “Nhat about? “Weil, Fra gone, and Ps done an’ Dookah ton's daid, an’ 1 ain’ too good mahselfl !” working on shoes Our silent. Douglas is dune ul Laurence Dunbar's Y File sine, Washing- feelin’ none * r - A Popular Method “How iff the world into the poetry can I'ever break market and get thy “Get a job driving a garbage wag Then some day when the reeking is esxpecinlly good, go to a magnzine office and hand in some of gour best verse, You will at once become knhrwn as “The Garbageman Poet,’ your verses will be as good is if you had written them on bond linen at a ma- dosk, and on twice » - - DIFFERENTIATED Recently by riding all along an oxteasive inter-Reubea rail. way system twice, we found out the difference between a “limit. ed” ard a “local.” The limited merely makes what stops there are, and the local makes all of them. * - - Not the Stealnble Kind. “Now.” sald the zealous salesman, “con you hoy me just obe renson why shoulin't buy wie of the Gale stolen?” “Yep.” eid the quiet man. “Come take one look at me car” «. * 9 PROBABLY NOT, Mizory lover company, but the aitraction (n't mutual. FORT IN TREE Human Monkey Is Finally Shaken Out by Firemen After Other Methods Fail. GIVES PEOPLE SCARE Ingane Man Sleeps in Tree, Chatters to Himself and Apparently Derives Much Pleasure From promptu Tollet Aloft, im. Deaver, Colo~ Fred enped the cog “Not a Chance,” Was His Reply. Po with tree, mounted to the top armed Burns scampered far out on a limb and amused himself by twigs at passing motorists while plans were made to bring him down. A net was thrown across the street to break the fall and the rescuers ats icemen ropes, tossing of the “monkey-man” Suddenly be Burns was s@fely caught in the net apd was vot injured by the fall of He was quickly overpowered tonded into the ambulance and was returned to his cell in the county hospital, ) Died Preparing to Operate. \ Springfield, Mo~Dr. Walter A Camp, sixty-eight years old, was stricks en with apoplexy while preparing to perform an operation on a patient i a hospital, and died a few milan tater, —— Chiengo~~“THirsty" Smiddy, crap shooter, lost §1 and costs 9 Municipal Judge Stewart rolled dice with hit for a fine in a court. Mn