The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, October 21, 1920, Image 6

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    No More
Coustination
or Blotc
Want a clear, ny complexion,
regular bowels, and a
Rife: workin liver?
1ZZiness, upse
and Trio aan they bave
no equal, Purely vegetable.
Small Pill—Small Dose—Small Price
‘The next time
you buy calomel
ask for
The purified and refined
calomel tablets that are
nausealess, safe and sure,
Medicinal virtues retain.
ed and improved. Sold
only in sealed packages.
Price 35¢.
DRIVE MALARIA OU our OF “THE SYSTEM
TONIC AND APPETIZER
oR PIMPLES, ry Dr. Cul
1 sat ish 1 82 Stell Co
A GOOD
FRECKLES
Pepe's cure
Te #8 Center
Harvest 20 to 45
Bushel to Acre Wheat
in Western Canada
Think what that m 0 in
good hard dollars wit
mand for wheat at
farmers in West
for their lan 4d from
SRme success may
you can buy
Farm Land; at $15 to
$30 an ) Acre
fooated near tir 2 nr.
kets, railway K nd which
grows 20 to 45 bushels of srheat to the
mere. Cood grazing | WW Dr
convenient to your n farm ie
you to reap the ii from stock ps
tng and dairying.
Learn the Facts About
Western Canada
-Jjow taxation (none on impre Dvem en ta),
healthful climate Ko .
churches, pleasant cinl
@ prosperous and A oes people
For fllustr ted lite maps, des
tion of far es in Manit .
Baskstehewan, herta, reuced
railway rates, write Departinent
of Immigration Of Can, or
Ff. A. BARRISOR
210 K. Third Si., Harrisburg, Pa.
Canadian Gave A ~ ent
awn
PICTURE GIVEN FREY, 4
DG "xX penae For parifculars write St
Stephensen Co, 31153 M St
All He Did.
“How did yon spend your vaea-
tion?" “Going for Ice and cleaning
fish mostly.”
If You Neal a Medicine
You Should Have the Best
Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many products that are ex
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain—the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly
A medicinal preparation
curative value almost sells
that has real
itself, as like
secommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
example Dr. Kilmer's
I have sold for many years
every case. it shows excellent re
a 2 as many of my customers testify.
A
to sworn statements and
used the
Kilmer's
ration, the success of Dr.
Swamp-Root is due to the fact,
every with in overcoming kidney,
— and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
troubles and neutralizes the urie
¥ Which, euges Yhwusation. mu
ou receive a sam tt
Root by Parcels Post. Address
Root
Or ilmer ca Bin, hamton, XN Yo
2 on Senta; also mention this
fees Tar
and medium size bottles
all drug stores.—Ady.
Next to the kindly act is the appre
dation thereof.
URI
URI,
~ Morning
eepYour Eyes
Clear se ith
for Free ASLO RE Ly He Cache Oriente tla
v
Li
MEETING
the
other
HE Turkeys in
called all the fowl
behind the barn,
“We are called together
Gobbler, “to discuss a serious situation
namely, that of getting rid of Mr.
“He us lately
in particu-
and now
over a plan for getting
Il be glad of your
bothered all of
but my family
suffered great
to talk
has
much,
loss,
matter.”
“I second the motion,” quacked Mr,
YISE "HAS EL MEP. CANOER
AOL 6H 1 FED PUNISHMENT
Drake, “and
feather him."
“Oh! 1
him,’
we Ci
I suggest that we tar
think that far good for
Mr. Gander, © ropose that
teh him and pull
hair nt =a me, and then
loose. le
that, am tre, will be
sald
he sure to freeze,
a punishmen:
ONY
think of
stasteful to refined
d Mr. Rooster. “1 want
ished
it not he
iIry to SOME Way
not minds,”
sil him pun
f oan
more dignity’
as much as any of you, bu
done with
pond,
frac bh
d drag hin
all to see, 1
by be-
set
fiver come
“A dig
But what
ime, may |
pn and eat you
No
is eateh
feed
3 ahout.
CHge,
coun
« bonta hasa
dessa
I go veesit dat
! and ees (00
for
nn Lor sure
anyhody go "nz ver
muddn
weeth
But plenta people aska
matter 1 dat
play. Some kn
more game
meex up nderstandsa
but I tink
hiees
Yer
ee!
dnt game
keed f
foolish or starita
me wot's
no learna how game
me
say he
_—_-
frien come ta one
other and he
gonna expinina everyting
When guy
other come up weeth
beegn stick my frien say he
knocka ball backs Lome
everyting so mooch 1 getta Idee he
leeve ver far. For way he sweenga
da club I tink he hava hard time heet
hees mouth weeth a spoon when eata
soup.
I dunno, but seema lika everyting
ees talkn backward een dat game. One
guy knocka ball over da fence aml my
frien say he maka home run.
day
one whosa weeth
play
town greats
gonna try
ut ae missa
no
hees place. And when he come back
he seet down and no go home at nll.
One other guy run like devil and fall
down and my frien say he stenla hase,
1 say dat feller run too fast for steala
somating. | sure lika square deal, so
1 tella my frien 1 betta seexa bits eof
searcha dat guy he no gotta somating
Preety soon 1 gettn
home too moeocha fooln
One feller 1 know seence
cuss smasha da ball,
mad and go
tla publeee,
wns leetle
And for fiva,
dat ees married
weeth beega family, 1 gotin deesgust
weeth idee man ean be seengle and
hava half dozen keeds sama time.
Wot you Mink?
Pn)
What the Sphinx Says.
By NEWTON NEWKIRK.
“If youn want
a thing done
to suit you
please have
the goodness
to explain it
in detnll to
n subordin.
until he cannot
and then let him go
to the pond for a drink of water and
push him in, That will be the end of
him, aus you all can see, will sink
drink
for he
“1 wish you
talk a minute,”
“1 think we
would let some
should eateh hin and tie
Then we
his
who have suffered most from
here can poke him with a
brier until he begs for mercy.”
“Uerey!
that
key,
fly.
“No:
him to heg for it,
Madam Duck.
“The pluns are all
good, Indeed,’
re mains OF
visits
Would you be
wretch?” Madam
who had nil
screamed
lost nearly her fam-
I would not, But I should like
just the same,” sald
very good
sald Mr. Gobbler, ©
ily one
ich
there is
which not
of, Mi: Gobble”
Hen, swwho had
thme, “and that
Fox and how
Everyone
thing to do, and that
one it shall be.”
another
seemed think
little Brown
ed quietly all
is to choose wh
“Yes,
you have to
sald
liste the
is, Who I% to eateh Mr,
will it be done?”
stood quite still, and then
y ali suddenly
WHS time (0 ent
the barnyard «
and off they all ran to
HE thes vy could Ko
THT
=
g
(ii
f
f
MEAL « BATHS
ILL, you
tions
éé kindly direc.
for bran or at
print
meal
baths, or
the texture
other baths for Improving
of the skin™ writes an cor
the snme mi
a Fe ©
d lad)
think
VArious
“So, pince our space is brief, 1
will make nan list of the
They Make It Soft and White,
beauty and medicinal baths, with short
directions for taking each Kind.
There is, first, the oatmnen! bath
essentially au bath for beauty. It
whitens the skin, makes it
fully and
Take about four cupfuls of
outmenl. put in a mhbslin bag, and put
the in the bath water, if possible
letting the water from the faucets run
over the bag Squeeze It before get.
ting Into the bath, the water be-
comes milky looking. One bagful can
be used four or five thges
Bran baths are taken the same way,
ssi,
waft,
bag
«0
ts
Th Lt mem
on
ms
Louise Du Pre
Successfully serving as an undes.
| study to Mary Pickford, Louise Du Pre
has entered stardom in the “movie”
world. Miss Du Pre is a little Southern
girl from Atlanta, Ga. Her real name
is Lottie Lou Eady, and on her moth.
er’s side she is a descendant from the
Du Pre family, pioneers of that state.
She is recognized as the first under.
study to a screen star in the history of
motion pictures.
Bs
at bran is used
nl. Many
ontm
Oe
hangs of
the
bran,
enl or
wash cloth, rubbing
over the skis
»
wt ba
buth, T
of the
th for rheumatism Is an
is requires shout
Its dissolved in
fiat in
Just enough water to
¥. amd soaks there till
eft the water
aths
are beneficial to the
and are beautifiers
ns
ff sanitarium has made
upon then and they
at home, If one he
1H oney in the
8 the
simplest
onsist of dissolving
* hat bat
carbonate
flowers
walter,
and
such
WalLL
Copyright.)
Philosopher.
“I have here
Bagley, nt the
"Yo
“You
of my car
gether ™
“Surely.”
“Well,
In the
a great
club,
invention,” said
I have the
and my latch-Key
notice gwitch-key
tied to-
you soe
car
when I'm down town
and I get ready to start
and can’t find ¥ny switch-key,
to myself: ‘1 should worry!
| Why should 1 home any-
| way, when I can’ the house?
And so 1 just stay down town”
- - -
FINNIGIN FILOSOFY.
Advice is usually given t' th'
yoong, be some owld coot that
th’ same advice was give to
whin be was a bye, an’ that he
has carefully saved be niver us
in’ ut "mailf.
. - -
Old Mottoes Remedied
Wait.
Spartacus—I see the waistline has
moved again.
want to go
get In
Smarticus—8ure! The motto of the
| faghion-setters Is: “Hew to the style,
| let the hips fall where they may.”
i * - *
+« In Merrie New England,
Young Man-—Fine morning.
Old Man-—-(Silence).
Y. M.—1 say it's an fine morning.
0, M. (Ditto).
Y. M.—1 say,
morning !
0, M—~Well, be ye wantin’ ¢
git foto a argument about it?
* * -
Maybe So, Maybe So,
“What causes the breaking of a
man's powers?
“The bending of his energies”
- 0» .
sir, It's a fine
INTELLIGENT SCHEME
Guest—Landlord, this hand.
basin ©" mine won't drain at
all!
Landlord—Put the plug in.
The plug Jeaks.
- * 3
They Sure Ought.
The other day we saw a sign that
gome fat young travelers we have
met ought to carry on themselves, It
was put up by a tourist association,
and it kald:
Special Attention Given To Ladies
Traveling Alone,
Fes
rh
The Kitchen
Cabinet so
Sd ot Pb argh
oo
105 ivaev Wesiern
ldenls are
succeed In
Al #
bLuE
Ben.
5%
Nowspupe:
ike stars: you will not
tourning them with your
hands But, like the seafaring man
on the deserts of water, you chooses
them as gulden and following
h your destiny. ~8churz
your
tiem you reac
SEASONABLE COOD THINGS.
Those who cannot ment,
a limited diet, will enjoy:
Nut Cutlets. Take
cupfual of bread
ent or
iittle
® nson
and pepper
fire pful of with
four table spoonfuls of but-
ter: when boiling add the
bread erumbs and
until thick. When
the nuts, a little parsley;
cutlets, roll In egg and
und fry p fat. Serve with toms.
to snuee,
Hickory Nuts and Cheese. len
a cream one
then add six tablespoon
se, Mix thoroug thls
to mnke it creamy
valnuts, a
with
chives:
fi on milk
Cook
5 £0
shape
ora
in dee
to
ie ful f butt
{ablespoont ul of butter,
of n pound of hickory
wl We
fnnG nis
sii] with the
on with snl,
nice tnd
# snlnd on lettuce leave
Onions on Toast six
fine, then boll ts ity minntes
pint of botlls a little
salt ha Won Ide rain off the
of but
hiittered
arsley
{hon onions
in one
ter and Ye on
ti nwt pl v tah
and
rote
with sprigs
mr. bol!
crescents of |
e Cake.—1l0
Cream Spong
sranninted surnr
cup
until it thes
it well.henten
?
cold add
orange and
flour: Instly
tes of oight
8 sirap of
and two enpful
nates
nentinle
of orange
“= uty
of apollinaris water, {reese
’
caus! nares Of oe
: B
i Serve frappe ln snes
Maple Custards. lie:
fonmy, add a pl
half a nf
ft ix exes until
neh of salt and slowly
1 of thisk menle giron and
three cupfuls of mill Mix well
pour into cus the
water ¢ until firm,
and
tar cups wart se into
and bake
will
variety
Tomato Cream
Toast. Melt
three fe nhlespod in
fuls of butter and
of
and one
gtewed toma.
blend it
flour. Pour in i
hinlf cu puis of strained
toes: add a of soda. Season
with salt and pepper. Add three
fourths of a cupful of hot “ream and
pour over well-buttered Serve
promptly,
Sausage Baked With
ter a deep granite dish
four
gradu;
with tablespoonfuls
one
speck
toast.
Apples. —But-
and place In
Place over the dish
with
which have been well
from twenty to thirty
Remove the sausages to a
platter and surround with the
skin side down.
sauRaAges
(Conk
Luncheon Potatoes Chop rather
Add two tablespoonfuls
well, cover and cook slowly for ten
minutes. Add two chopped
cooked eggs. Season well and serve.
Chocolate Pudding. —Sonk one pint
af bread crumbs in one quart of hot
milk for half an hour. Melt two
the milk two-thirds of a cupful .of
sugar, a little salt, vanilla and two
slightly beaten eggs. Mix all with
the bread and bake In a moderate
sven three-fourths of an hour, Serve
with:
Ginger Cookies. Take two cupfuls
of molasses, one cupful of lard, one
ecupful of sugar, two-thirds of a cup-
ful of sour milk, one tablespoonful of
ginger, one teaspoonful of soda dis.
solved in he milk and two teaspoon.
fuls put into the flour. Mix with as
little flour as possiple. Chill on lee
before rolling. Bake In a moderate
If wanted quite Jancy, frost
with a bolled frosting or with confec.
tioner's sugar mixed with milk,
Tapioca Griddie Cakes.—Stir half a
cupful of fine tapioca into a cupfal of
boiling water; add half a teaspoonful
of galt and cook until the tapioca is
transparent; then add one cupful of
cold milk, a well beaten egg and a cup
ful of sifted flour, sifted with two tea
spoonfuls of baking powder. Bake and
serve at once,
Norrie Maw
That Nagging Backache
Are you tortured with a throbbing
backache? Buller sharp psins at every
sudden move? Evening find you “all
played out?’ Perhaps you bave been
working too hard and getting too
little rest. This may have weakened
your kidneys, bringing on that tired
feeling and dull, REID backache.
You may have heads 1 dizziness,
too, with aunoying y irregular
ties. Don’t wait. Help the weakened
kidneys with Doan's "Kidney Pills
They have helped thousands and should
belp you. Ask your neighbor!
A virginia Case
LT A 4 :
a. 5
# fol! "
§ ha »
and
ois oad
" / back and
kidneys were regulated, Doan’ # bring
me reef from such attacks’
Cut Doar’s at Ary Stowe, Ble 4 Box
DOAN’ KIDNEY
PILLS
FOSTER - MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. NL. Y,
Cauticura Soap
—The Safety Razor—
Shaving Soap
Cuticurs Sosp shaves without mag Everywhere Be
Freed From
Torture
Eatonic Cleared His
Up-Set Stomach
seen me suf
rin brought on
“er
due
r So Me
vigtely
ong
Ce rience.
it} v
vid the ail
keep
condition,
ments
Ad eondition
ng wp and
OLD SORES, PILES
AD ECZEMA VANISH
Good, Olid, Reliable Peterson's
Ointment a Favorite Remedy.
Doetors
GET. HEALTH
HRP Rai
AT TT 3
For vour bealth's sake you should
immediately correct any brregu-
larity of the Bowels by taking
DR. TUTT'S LIVER PILLS,
If your Bowels are not working
iy you cannot expect to
fit. Take ome or two at bed-
time. Get right and keep right.
DrTutt’s
Liver Pills
DO NOT SUFFER!
Why will
Headache or
Bary.
should
suffering with
is not BDeces-
reason why wou
you go aboul
Neursigia? It
nor is there any
will give you relief in a very short while
with no bad effect White Caps » =a
eadache and Neuralgia Remedy you wun
depend upon; contains none of the narcetie,
forming or prohibitive drags, ret
Mrs. Elizabeth Porter of Girard, Ohla,
“She cannot do without White Caps,
the reguests eight boxes to be sent Tor ber.
saif and neighbors, who say they do the
work.”
Wm BH Clayton of Pledmont, W., W
“Have used White Caps, and
to be thoroughly reliable and very
Try WHITE CAPS
when your head aches, or you have Neurale
wis, or for relief from Rheumatic Paine.
Dealers and Druggists sell them,
Trial size 10c-—Reguiar size We per bom
Women
Made Young
Bright eyes, a clear skin and a body
full of youth and health may be
yours if you will keep your system
in order by regularly taking