The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, October 07, 1920, Image 7

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    WARNIN
Name *‘Bayer’’
SAFETY FIRST!
genuine
““unbreken package” of
tism, Neuritis, Lumbago,
Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost
Strictly American!
but a few cents—Larger packages.
Losing a Favorite Theme.
“I'm kind of sorry to see this votes
for women question so close to settle
ment,” remarked Mr. Meekion.
“Don’t you approve of votes for
women?”
“Yes indeed. But I've heard Henri
etta talk on the tariff and the league
of nations and most everything and 1
honestly think a suffrage speech is the
best thing she does.”
*““Cold in the Head"
is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh
Those subject to frequent “colds in the
head” will find that the use of HALL'S
CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the
System, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable to colds. Repeated at-
tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to
Chronic Catarrh.
HALL’'S CATARRH MEDICINE is
taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
am
restoring normal conditions.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
Fy J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohie.
This Time It Really Seems That He
Has Cocked Sister Evelina’'s
Goose for Good,
Some things do fall ont aw kwardly, |
don’t they?
One evening the fair Evelina was ex-
pecting her latest admirer to call nnd
her mother hadn't come back from
shopping. So, while Evelina
upstairs to don her best
some powder on her nose,
brother was left on guard.
The expected visitor arrived, and
was ushered into the parlor by Wilk
liam Edward, who promptly began to |
ask questions, as small boyy always do,
“Mr. Slowcowde,” he
popinjay?”
“A popinjay my bes.”
young man, thinking hard.
it's a rare bird.”
“Are you a bird, Mr.
persisted the Inquisitor
“Of course not! Ha,
his victim.
*Well, that's funny!” mused
liam Edward. “Last night, after you'd
gone, ma’ said you were a jay, and
father sald there was no doubt about
that, but there didn’t seem much pop
pin’ the question about you. And now
you say you're nota bird at all!
Insanity must sensation like
the distorted dream that Is
enough to the sane.
blouse
the young
said
repeated the
“Why
Slowecombe ?”
Ha!” squirmed
Wil
be n
A dealer in onions is a good judge
of scullions.—French Proverb,
Blushing is virtue's color.
Appropriate.
“So you gradueated from a barber
college. What is your college yell?"
“Cut his lip, eut lenve his
face, Raw, raw,
Times-Union,
his Jaw,
raw!”
tmportant § to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
lor infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
ZT a
Signature of
In Use for Over 30 Years.
No Doubt of It
“What is a portable house,
“Any house carried away
clone."— Houston Post.
pa?
by a cy
Cuticura for Pimply Faces.
{To remove plmples and
| smear them with Cuticura
| Wash off In five minutes
ieura Soap and hot water,
i keep your skin clear by using them for
i daily tollet purposes Do fail to in-
| clude Cuticura Talcuom.—
| CLERK MEANT To GET EVEN
| Of Course Congregation Could Get
Away, But He Had the Minister
in Tight Place.
Ointment.
with
eon the
and the minister of a cer
charch,
a chance of getting a bit
bhnek
the
to supper
There blood hetw
parish clerk
{taln country
{ever m
was hod
igged
jof bis own
One Sunday
invite ton
{after the evening
he asked the
| mind keeping his
i! It was
clerk had
with
service,
a special
n friend
whereupon
he would
short,
to
ont
ninister if
sermon
too good a chan miss,
deep breaths,
wir and a quar
inister toot an fow
{and preached for one ti
{ter hy the clock.
: By this time the old
nt boiling point,
for the
hefore
clerk's wrath
He hardiy walt-
resume his
springing up sand announce.
| Was
{ ed
{ sent
{ing loudly:
| “Psalm one
Fro" end t
{ evening, and
i London Answers,
preacher to
hundred
He's
we'll sing
and nineteen,
preached alt
all meet |"
end,
Giving Him Every Opportunity.
“We're going to move to Ohio.”
“What's the idea?”
“Want to my young son A
| chance to become president some day.”
give
' world. — Bacon,
profit by a
preparation,
and
A purchase from
soon proves
soon
to
healthfulness
economy come
your grocer
EFFICIENCY OF -
FARMER VARIES
Some Are Able to Detect and
Eliminate the Low-Paying
or Losing Enterprises.
OTHERS SHOULD MAKE MORE
ords Is Valuable in Assisting
Farmer to Secure a Balanced
Business for Next Year.
Just like other business
vary widely In the degree of eff)-
ciency displayed in running their busi-
Some are able to analyze the
Farmers,
eliminate the low-paying or losing en-
Others, lacking the knowl
of how make a systematic
to
ought to be, without knowing
to go about it to Increase them.
They may be able to find and correct
the obvious errors In the small-sized
of considerable gize they
fall to spot the enterprises that fare
losing money for them. Such men
may or may not make money, but at
best they fall short of making
much as they might
and losing It
losing part of the profit on
Hence the paramount jm-
of records to the farmer
Farm Returns Studied.
Careful studies made
number of farms enable
upon a large
the
United States
make
statements In this
instance, they find that
usually of the
ed are managed so an to se-
returns from
of business,
live stock, and labor—
from 20 to 30 per cent of the
farms considered have factor
better than the
that
of agriculture to
interesting
For
jess
four factors—size
Crops,
while
oniy one
average. It must be
no one of these fac
The figures given which relate to the
maost
The
cost of
of
the
y
prove interest
ing to farm emplovers, analysis
the
figureg
farm,
man and one
day to cut, and harvest it:
wheat, and barley, and a
days of man Iahor and three of ho
labor farm
An acre
CON'R
hay, on
wr of
hour
ants,
half
ree ;
average inl
horse for a ten
cure,
one
Cannot Tell How Much He Is Mak.
ing and on What Crops.
five and a half daye for a horse:
onions, sold in bunches, require about
#3 days of man work ten for
the horse; dairy cows take 18 days of
to only
that includes about every item of farm
effort. This information is valuable
both in securing a balanced business
and in assisting the farmer to eat)
year. It is contained in a new publi
cation of the department of agricul
ture, bulletin 1139, “A Method of An
alyzing the Farm Business.™
Advice of Experts Available.
With the bulletin go blank forms
alysis. Upon these bldnks the farmer
ean inventory his business and then.
if he feels unqualified to abide by his
own judgment upon the results shown,
he may secure the advice of experts
by submitting the data gathered to
his county agent, or to his state agri
cultural college, or he may send it di.
rectly to the department of agriculture
to have the analysis mdde.
MARKET FOR SURPLUS TRUCK
Fruit and Vegetables Ctherwise Wast.
ed Can Be Sold in Small Quan.
tities by Using Motor.
The motor truck express routes In
many localities make It possible for
the farmer th market his surplus fruit
and vegetables in small quantities that
would otherwise be wasted. When
there Is more than gh for canning
purposes this method should not be
everinoked.
FARM WOODLAND CAN
BE MADE PROFITABLE
Erroneous for Farmers to Saw
Up Choice Timber.
Many Valuable Logs Go Into Cross Ties
When They Would Bring Much
More Money If Sold as Saw
Logs—Other Hints,
Bw —
It is a mistake to saw up choice
logs of white oak, ash, cherry and yel-
low poplar for rough uses at home or
to use clear black walnut for gate
boards or split up white oak butts for
fence posts. This fact Is emphasized
In many ways In #& new publication,
“Forestry and the Farm Income” is-
sued by the forest service, United
States department of agriculture,
Farmers are told that many valuable
logs go into cross ties when they would
bring the owner much more If sold as
saw logs. Likewise, large numbers
produce only one small tie, whereas,
if left to grow for from three to five
years, they would yield more
double the profit, To avoid
Farmers
is Adapted.
fuch
land
mistakes,
should familiarize themselves
timber is best adapted.
Timber that is cut in the late spring
and summer months should be handled
with special care to injury. be
canee is then more
likely be attacked by Insects sand
fungi than during the colder months,
Seasoning proceeds more rapidly dar
ing and may cause
excessive checking. is not benefl-
cial to the timber. If rightly handled,
posts, poles and logs may be cut at any
rability being
case should wood be
allowed lie in direct contact with
the ground. The opportunity for in.
sect attack and decay can be redncea
to 8 min peeling the timbers
and open-piling them off the ground in
a shaded but how.
does not retard checking of the
avoid
freshly cut wood
io
the warmer season
which
season without thelr dn
affected. In no
to
imum by
dry piace. This,
ever.
wood,
Logs are
the
under
water, in prevent
blae stain. checking, Insect attack, and
decay. Painting the ends of logs with
a yellow ochre or barn paint will very
materially retard Injury by end check.
ing. Painting timbers with
creosote will
decay.
sometimes stored
hot season, to
peeled
prevent
NEW SEEDINGS FOR PASTURE
Sheep Better Suited for Grdzing Than
Horses or Cattle—Rye Favored
for Fall Pasture.
New seedings of clover and timothy
should be pastured lightly, Sheep are
better suited for this purpose than
horses and cattle, but eare must he
used to prevent them grazing the new
meadows too closely Stalk fields,
from which the corn and stover have
heen removed, furnish considerable
feed in the form of grasses, weeds and
an occasional stalk and ear of corn. It
is well to allow the stock to clean up
this feed that would otherwise go to
waste, In order to provide more good
fall grazing it is a good plan to sow
rye at the last working of the corn
Crop.
~
Jd
BETTER BREEDING
MEANS BIGGER BIRDS
Following are average weights
of Barred Plymouth Rock grades
of the first, second and third
generations, government poultry
farm, Beltsville, Md.!
Gains,
Hreeding of Poultry~ Lbs Lbs
Original mongreis .
Mrs generation,
Rock grades .. ..
Second generation, Barred
Rock grades cone BB AD
Third generation,
Rock grades ......cocco.. 889 I
Weights were taken about
March 1 each year,
0
POISON FOR CABBAGE WORMS
Insect Powder Mixed With Flour Will
Be Found Satisfactory—Harm.
less to Mumana
Insect powder mixed with three or
four times its bulk of flour and left
over night In a tight container is an
effective poison for the common cab.
bage worm. It is harmless to persons.
Apply when the dew Is on, using a
sifting top van of 8 powder blower,
CASCARA
FOR
Colds, Coughs
Laxzative— No Opiste in Hill's,
QUININE
AND
La Grippe
Solid Guilt.
mining stock. Looks like
"
“You've only seen the edges!”
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP-ROOT
For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the
maintained by Dr. Kilmer's Bwamp- Root,
It is a physician's preseription.
It helps the kidneys, liver and blad.
intended they
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years
its merit
No other kidney
Be sure to get Bwamp-Root and start
treatment at once, :
However, if you wish first to test hie
or.
Binghamton, N. Y., for a
When writing be sure and
Opposite Argument.
“1 tell you
a new camera is a posl
necessity i
“And yet it is a negative proposition.”
USE “DIAMOND DYES”
A Dye right! Don't risk
o your material in a poor dye.
LR Each package of
Z, Dyes” contains
7,80 simple that any
eo”
can diamond-dse a
rich,
“iar 3
Diamond
Wor
fadeless color Into
gum draperies,
ings, everything, whether
: wool, silk, linen, cotton or
. Y mixed goods,
hd Buy “Diamond Dyes”
{ Uy no other kind—then perfect
ET results are guarsantéed,
Dyes ( olor ( ard”
rents, Covers
Aad {4
FH
Druggis #t has “Diamond
-16 rich colors. Adv.
Life's Merry.Go-Round,
You may not know it. but
man behind
vhen you
are his
hark
bac
quirer
nughitg at a
some other man is behind your
inclunati En
Dr. Peery's a “los
ange” or sirup real old-fashioned
Bose ¢f medicine which cleans owt Worms
er Tapeworm with a single done wen BQ ¥
Small Boy Satisfied That the Bill for
His Three Days’ Fun Was Not
Exorbitant
At last Hit)
visit grandpa
gre 1 1
the great day.
Freddy had the
saw that
nothing. The small ale more
cream bung in those three days than
he would otherwise have done in three
¢ Fredds
all
and ha
iHHowed té
They were
ud long waited for
lone.
fol 4
riends,
life,
for
of his
wanted
time
he
boy
time with candies,
But there comes an end to every
thing. and Freddy went home
pale sellow of complexion, and Iangula
feverish. Mother promptly sent
the doctor, whd ordered him to
and sent him some very unpleas-
but doubtless healing medicine.
Grandpa came next day and was
periitted to creep upstairs to see how
the sufferer wus faring. He found the
boy lying wan and paie on his
but received a watery as
for
bed,
pillow, sintle
sald the weak little
bad
a Wa
voloe,
grandpa,”
“I've been awfully
Every man yon “hear something”
ahout yon
Orf!
Hubby—That man ea
a cad, a scoundr
advise
a liar,
Would
{led me
I, and a dog!
to fight?
Wifey—BEy all means!
Ing nobler in the
for the truth!
me
There's noth-
world than fighting
Sure Relief
BELL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
FOR WOMEN
For over half a centwry DR.
TUTT'S LIVER PILLS have been
sold for the Liver.
Read the following from 2 woman
of forty-eight: “I have used DR.
TUTT'S PILLS for Bowel regula-
tion many years. I am now con-
vinced that they are also the best
known regulator for other retard.
ed female functions, I have told
many of my friends and now none
would be without them. A few
days before, and you are all right.”
Dr.Tutts
Liver Pills
Evolution of European Governments
and Their New Comatitutions
wok by Bartow $
¢ Abraba
tional ©
XIN
three of ita
314 be competled
able to ward off,
he baneful Infeencoss
the existence of our instite
ous ways he will have seeon-
anon something for the benefit of the cit.
inenship of the nation. Price of book $3.78
Bartow A. Ulrich, Press Club, Ohiceage, IN
PLAYING UP TO THE TEACHER
indianapolis Youngster Had a Pretty
Shrewd ldea of What He Was
Doing, After AIL
a Jelfer-
and had
to write an essay on Woodrow Wilson,
He evinced such a high
president, especially In
management of the World war,
express the that he was
ington or Lin-
coln. He said they made a fine show.
ing in the little wars they had to han-
but could hardly, he thought. ha ce
got through the big His father,
seeing the essay. ventured the opin-
fon that the writer too positive
in his statement, although admiring
Wilson himself. John Arthur showed
he was perhaps something of a dip
lomat as well as an essayist,
“Oh, well,” he remarked. “the teach-
er is a Democrat, anyhow."—Indian-
apolis News,
John Arthur is
sony
pupil in
ille departmental school,
smong others
regard for the
his
as to view
one,
was
Life's Little Changes.
A.~So you're acquainted with Mr.
Smith? What kind of a man is he?
B.—He used to be poor, but honor
able,
~And now?
B.~~Now he's rich.
Any man ought to be satisfied with
his lot if it is worth 8.000 a front
foof.
baking. It solves
your sugar prob-