THE CENTRE REPORTER, CENTRE HALL, PA. CZAR’S JEWELS Wma mins STK WOME HEAR ME You Can Be Free from Pain as | Am, if You Do as 1 Did. TEINAT [BAD RISK EL TO KEEP SICK | insurance Companies Won't Take | a Man Who Suffers Continually From Stomach or Liver Troubles. Ga. ~*We hav i | wan, whose ankle wis swelling enor- | mously. F Qe £) Motorists Startled by Cigarette-Smoking Snake Sent to Ludwig C. A. K. Martens, Harrington, Me.—*“1 suffered with Bolshevist Envoy, by Soviet workers of backache, pains through my hips | Government. tri ’ ng in t thelr and such a bear- | ts the Russian FOUND ON A SWEDISH SKILOR third interpntiona’e ut Moscow 1. W. WW." This “Unless the te the | Motoring near Bellefonte, Pa minnifesto declared: a party of motorists ther oun enpitnl were con fronted by a huge blacksnake in the middle of the road, cigarette, They rub hed thelr eves to minke sure they were not things heard lnughing nearby young men step; et] from i own enlled revolution cennnot | smoking a used ily for years, Acworth, Black-Draught in our fa | and Uver woeing when stand on my feet, 1 also had other dis- tressing symptoms. At times I had to give up work, I tried a number of remedies but Lydia ing that I could not Lp. | | GIRL SAVES PREACHER’S LIFE ||| thes and Brosh x yes { . several Say und the hushes. I'iey hers Prof. J. A. class of foresters from the Penn. State who camping nea had killed tHe snake and put the cig. tinues, arette in its mouth to what | ; “I use first ; is- : T were mem medicine could equal Mrs. J. A. 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(confidential), Lynn, Mass. began an investigation which they clare has definitely connected Ludwig C. A. K. Martens, self-styled soviet nm hassador to the United States, with the trafiic Disclosure of the fact that the pack age was intended for soviet agents in | this country was withheld by customs puthorities when Jacobsen was arrest ed, although the details ns to the sels ure of the jewels themselves were then per, Bishon iscaopnl dio ron Mann the 1g f Florida, nnd others vho were Cocoannt bringing to help ‘eter largess of the in Plke county, to owner farining y. thresh his Besides Miss Rhoades Maude (iray as crop Verda Helen Harris and Edna Mr, Himsel., The Dempsey girls helped and unload the whent wagons and the field pons from “Well, what the result 7" “We compromised.” “How and fev “She muzzled me” that ——— When Where the Guests All Go. ‘We're | going floors and hang our Wis indigesti we You lous, hav aving our cellar decorated ; to put some mgs on the cement best pictures on ! the wnlls™ ot c————— ——— — “Whe % the dea?” DrTutt’s aE 2s CONSTIPATION | *= YpSET STOMACH. 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Jacobsen, officials say, identified during the course of the investigation a photograph of Santeri Nuorteva, for mer r secretary of Martens, ns a person ! fous packages had been to whom prey delivered Introduction of the alleged Incrimi vidence of the traffic in pre mis stones hetween soviel representn Iast hen procs 1 the i ungainst stponemoent of further hearings to i self-styled ambmssador to obtain evidence, If possible, in refutas the charges for Martens already the government to Stocknolm to invest! gate the system In which of being lmplicated. Perfect Courier System. Begun six months ago, the smug is described by government offi most perfectly organized service between bolshevist abroad and in the States that has been discovered about the diamonds from possession of the Swedish sailor whom officials exor erated from any complicity in the il legal proceedings, was a quently literature, including ap “ap ring in the tion © Counsel has Commis that sion he sent asked he is ac gling lals as the courier ngents inclosed taken the Jocohsen, of communist tance Shelling of Paris No New Invention. Threw Pounds a Dis Miles. and Weighing 264 Pounds Projectile tance of 75 the March 23 wornout mo Paris C4 sntion, stead of a startling ne ac ffloers armories, hit world It was patchwork actually that startled when the terrific explosions bhegea det the c'ty flict at that time he Germans had i 6 MErvelous Dew cannon Naval Gun Was Foundation, To begin on the Ir er-cannon inch naval an in ax insert it projecting original gun shrunk There which { the wns hoop feel, muzzle © was treated to ng the lanes mpurt a rotary motion The six-meter sec at the mazzie, how J. probably ile and defeat its to “tumble” ol directly to its mark is caused by the con flict f two forces, spinniog the one pro jes tile to the he miles on ward 24 the in order to distance of 5 it’s arc cover horizontal les, Clever Expedient to The life of the giant Prolong Life. ut when the Germans found They bored out the Zl-centl ters, giving it just so much more life at each caliber, with only a change to by the cannon weighed % Catch Blue Lobster Off Shore of Massachusetts Nantucket, Mass Capt. Syl. via of the steamboat Sankaty was presented with a rarity—a blue lobster. A fisherman brought him ashore, much elated over his rare find, and handed hiry over with some pomp and ceremony. The freak was a deep, rich navy-blue in color, instead of the customary green, but, boiled, he turned red, just the anme as his ordinary brother, + Turkish War Zone. Bullets of Bandits, British and Greeks Keep Americans on the ————— have had narrow escapes in the fight. ing which British and Greek troops have kept up for several weeks with the bandits which are harassing the eastern shore of the Bosporus. Bel kos, a summer place ten miles nortn of this city reached by hourly ferry service, has been the chief center of the fights between bands of adherents of Mustapha Kemal Pasha, nationalist | lender, and the British-Greek soldiers | operating under the artillery protec tion of British warships, An American ofl company is erect. Ing two great steel tanks at Belkos, which ename well within the line of fire between the rival forces. The steel riveters were compelled to flee for their lves and for several days bul lets played a tattoo on the tanks, which was nearly as constant as the tune of the riveting machines. Many Americans were In summer camps and cottages in the vicinity of Belkos the night the fighting began, but they speedily moved to the western shore of the Bosporus, where it was pos gible for several nights to watch the fighting on the Anatolian hills by the Heght of the naval rockets and search. lights used in directing the gunnery. Robert college: and’ Constantinople College for Women, the two American institutions of éigher learning on the Bosporus, both commanded an excel lent view of the struggle and were snfely ont of range of the nationalist bullets, Prof. ¥. W. Kelsey of the University fighting in Anatolian from making a survey of the famous battle flelds of Caesar, south of Samsoun. Professor Kelsey has been in Turkey for many weeks Investigating old manuscripts and studying ruins of the Roman cly- lization. He hoped to make the tHp from Samsoun to Zile, about which one of Caesar's best-known campaigns was waged, and had made all arrangements for motor transportation. But the un. settled political conditions and the ac tivities of the various bands forced him to abandon the expedition, Choked Girl by “God's Orders™ Moss Point, Miss Louis Smith, shipyard worker, killed his four-year old daughter, Lula, by strangling her to death. Passers-by, witnessing the tragedy from a distance, held him un. til he was placed under arrest, Smith told the officers that he had been ordered by God to kill his daugh- ter, and now that he had carried out God's wish, he was ready to die him. golf. 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