3
Fisa Day.
He—By jove, Betty. you 'ook nice
enough to eat. She—Well, don't forget
this is Friday.—Beston Transcript.
RR 2 EN
Proving It
Pussyfooting is a calamity.”
“1 suppose it is something of & cats
astrophe.”
What is
his
All
Tuition Will Be Free. i
“She says she's going to give sing- |
ing lessons.” “She'd have to. No-
body'd ever pay her for them.”
Authorities differ as to whether a |
poker room should be classed as an |
ante room or drawing room.
There is nothing more idiotic than
the smile of a pretty girl—when d
rected toward some other fellow,
Castoria
It contains neither
Its age is its guar-
and which has been in use for over
. Fletcher, and has been made under
Rely On Cuticura
For Skin Troubles
1 drogeiets ; Boa Oint L450, Tal
jiaree wach foanih Qigiment BA B Boston
When a man begins to discuss mat
rimony with a widow the result is
geually a tle,
Ask for “Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin’? in a Bayer
Don't buy Aspirin tablets in a pill
box. Insist co getting the Bayer pack-
eg: with tha safety “Bayer Cross” on
ath puci=age and on tablets. No other
wy!
You nust say “Bayer.”
for r=rely Aspirin tablets. The name
“Bryer” means you are gefting the
ge uine “Bayer Tablets ef Aspirin”
oven safe by millions of people,
Jeware of counterfeits! Only re
t mtly a Brooklyn manufacturer was
sent to the penitentiary for flooding
the country with talcum powder tab-
lets, which he claimed to be Aspirin.
Never ask
Danger In Abbreviation.
Even the school nurse has her fon.
In a talk before the central philan-
thropic council the other day. Miss
Helen R. Stewart of board
health told of littie
nufter he had been examined by
purse, went to the teacher in tears,
complaining that the nurse called him
names,
When
the
one boy
the teacher expressed
surprise, the boy sought to prove
case by handing her the card
nurse had given to him as her re
of the examination,
“Took @t that!” he cried.
“Poor nut,” read the ecard.
“Poor nutrition,” explained
teacher,
ith a better opinion of the
Dallas News,
the
NUTSe —
Ven Tirpitz a Pauper.
The Tribune de Geneve iz informed
that Grand von Tirpitz
staying at Switzerland,
the guest Wille,
of the former commander-irrchief
the Swiss army.
Tirpitz has lost all his fortune. His
sbn is a clerk in a bank at Zurich,
and his daughter Is a governess in a
Zurich family.
To paying the German
is
as
son
of
Admiral
Wildegg.
of Lieut.-Colonel
avoid war
in Italian
that he
patriot!
securities,
now
with
penniless,
the result
What a
is
goodness. You'll
Postum.
OSTUM
In the Bayer package are proper di
rections and the for Headache
Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Rheu |
matisin, Lumbago, Sciatica, Colds |
Grippe, Influenzal-Colds, Neuritis and |
pain generally.
“Bayer Tablets of Aspirin, Ameri
can made and owned, are sold in vest
pocket boxes of 12 tablets, which cost |
only a few cents, also in botties of 24
bottles of 100-—also capsulen
Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer |
Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester |
of Salieylicacid,
dose
nnd
information Needs Confirmation,
“Oid Dorsey prides him
knowing the conflagrn
the
landlord
iadgeon
where
he
the
self on
tion is hears fire
bell ring.”
the Petunia
“By the time
have changed
a garment
as soon as
redated
tavern.
half a
he has
of |
dozen whang:
scrabbled
two and is
hollering to
running by just where he
fire is”
“He
nRce
others
or out
the
knows
porch,
he of considerable
to the volunteer firemen
in the
the interested |
shonid
in sending t}
direction,”
im prone
commented
He would be if he didn®™
mt of ten know it wrong.
Kansas City Star.
Glossing Over the Facts,
“Pa. what is a euphemism?”
“T'il have to explain that by giving
example, son.”
pa.”
dictionary
is ‘a figure of speech by which a word
or phrase more agreeable or less offen. |
sive substituted for more
curately expressive of what is meant.’ |
you an
“Yes
Pes
ne anys a euphemism
is one ac
married three or four times ig ‘led to
the altar’ by a wealthy old etdger whe
ting married until he faced the preach.
Birmingham Age-Herald,
get no caffeine —
CEREAL
the new
SUGGESTS GUNS AS POSTMEN
Englishman Cites War Tests as Argu-
ment for Plan That Seems to
Have Possibilities,
New uses have been found for many
things that invented largely or
ertirely for wap . Submarines may yet
assist us in pence time for certain pur-
poses In connection with salvage, alr-
planes as a means of rapid transport,
munition factories for the manufacture
of sewing machines, Of these things
we have heard much, but what of that
first and foremost instrument, the
shell?
Men are heing demobilized in mil
lions, but shells In hundreds of mil
Hons,
A shell has all the points that go to
make a good servant and a reliable
messenger, It is quick, punctual, cer-
tain, accurate, is not unromantie, can
travel In all weather, can curry &
were
outsiders on journey, and
moreover, avallable in such Im
mediate and abundant supply that it
no its
in
potentialities, our vast and wonder
ful array of artillery.
Every one {8 familinr with the sys
tem of collecting and
temers’ payments In big shops,
money Is put Into balls which
slong skeleton tubes to the
money taken out and the hall sent roll
ceipt,
ball,
thut shells
altogether
rolling
suggestion
Hkewise
is un
my
used
of whom
think that
shouid be
new,
When a
top” one of
Stokes
is
of the
sometimes
the gun
mortar battery
teams
in
told
with
supplied
of shell
nesses,
They have been atiached,
gun, headquarters, and
with a strangelooking kind
gnecrews fo
which they fire to batiallon headquar-
ters across the barrage. The shell con-
tains a smoke cartridge, and when it
falls the stream of “smoke the
position that the ¥ goals
ere can dash from their
up.
This method was Improvised to meet
to
receive
shows
0 battalion
cover to pick
it contains, how
ever, the possibilities of Infin exten
and elaboration. Instead of the
Stokes gun, that
certain contingencies;
fe
gion
imagine we
wn
indesd that 8 shell
upon to arrive at the ap
spot without the aid of »
stream to advertise its position
pointed
can carry not a hastily scribbled
Air Current to Grade Coal.
An Interesting method of grading
fine conl by means of an air
coal is delivered to the washiory by a
bucket elevator and discharged
shaking screens,
ratus is fixed
delivery chute
mixed coal
onto
immediately the
of the elevator,
allowed to
flow
aver
over a
this plate Ie an orifice through which
8 powerful current of sir
by means of a centrifugal fan.
size of the opening is capable of ad
justinent by means of a sliding plate
The passing streem of coal is brought
to or Kept farther from the
is
plate, so that any desired proportion
of small conl can be drawn off, A
deflecting plate is fitted into the re
ceiver, which serves to throw the
larger pieces of coal fo the bottom:
the fine dust, passing with the sir
through the fan, i fnally collected In
cyclone separators,
a—— So ————————
Sir Douglas Maig's Popularity,
The prime factor in Sir Douglas
Haig's great popularity among the
British armies wane undoubtedly the
interest he always showed in the boy
soldiers. During the many inspections
in France it was the invariable prac
tice of nearly ali generais—Kitchener
and French included-—to hurry along
the ranks until they came to the old
soldiers with the rows of campaign
ribbons on their breasts. Sir Douglas
Haig always stngled out the youngest
boys for his attention. You could sce
them flush and stammer and straight.
en up with pride at being noticed by
the commander in chief. Nor did he
ever omit in these early days his spe
cial word of thanks “to all those who
have left thelr benches, shops, and
offices to help us professional soldiers
to see it through”
incidence of Flu.
An interesting example of the Incl
dence of Influenza was given by Sir
ft. Clair Thomson. In a sanitarium
for consumptives seven miles from
the nearest town there was an outs
break of Influenss. There werq 100
consumptives and about 100 on the do-
mestic staff. Among those of the cone
sumptives who caught the disease none
had any complications, and none died;
several of the cases among the staff
proved fatal. Sir 8t. Clair Thomson
sald that the consumptives probably
escape because the systems were
nirendy organized to fight disease and
they could be considered In the same
position as vaccinated people,
By Sea and Land.
“Water, water everywhere, and not
a drop to drink I" walled the anclent
mariner,
“Yes,” sald the mermaid. “Prohibl
tion Ix surely a success. Even the
a
YIELD BIG CROPS
Grain Seeds From Western Can. |
ada Do Well in Ohio.
Demand for Them Is Bound to Add
Value to the Land of Our North. |
ern Neighbor, Now to
Be Had Cheap.
A large aren of the land in several
counties In Ohlo prepared for spring
seeding will be with Marquis
wheat—a spring variety, This wheat ig
tmporied from Western Canada. It wns
nbout theee years ago that the first of
this seed was imported into the States,
seeded
soil nnd
SHUeCesR,
ing year, proved that Ohlo
spring seeding was a
demand for the seed has now become
so great that one of the largest
houses In the state, that has been pur
changing from Western Canada farmers
and Importing it, has decided to pur-
chase a large block of land In that
country for the purpose of growing the
grain themselves They will devote
fi considerable of thelr West.
ern Canada holdings to growing onts,
barley and rye Their i= 8
strong indorsement of the product. For
some time past a quan
tity of seed onts has also heen Import
The prolific yield reported
what probably gave an impetus to the
Introduction of
It wns four a
the
seed
portion
aetion
comsiderahle
was
whent,
though. after a couple
of the
gan to deteriorate
of
well as the yield
Cen ry aunlity
he
oats, ns
when grown seed was need making it
necessary for fresh importations every
thant
the
In
is poseihle
same axperience may follow
Western Canada wheat
farmer will find it necessary to Import
every two years
With the
the Ohio
this In ported seed
followed
ww 1th
fedees ins
farmers’ experiments
it Ix possible other
sintes will
begin
therefore
now winter whent
It may
taken for granted that
1
af
[wseseing
of
shortly
growing
growing
he
Western Cannda
£11: .
nhility
spring whent,
tea
mil
in addition
to prodace %
hushele of
unddreds
Hons of
f wheat
the greatest of
OTe
+3 Ta wil}
Feud
elton
glater
any wheat in
he called
that will
in the Unite
upon the seed
he gron additional
ROTO hat may be
Aevoted to spring
It is n N-estahlis fet
product of the fa
enn be hrought to a
thant
the
om
we
further north any
stnte of maturity,
the mare it heo mes
vigorous
has heen proven in the
Western «(
in the devel
Hts rattle, ifs
“0 In {ts people
y has
im, and
have passed he.
today
producing
COTRMen-
they
Bink of lands that yield in
y fifteen
year
ry
a
Ins
have heen
is .
it has
proddneed dr
shown
ale »
heer
pment of its horses
"1s eap and
1 je
a splendid
many
ite hogs:
neighbor to the really
hefore hh
north
future
years will
the
not
that selling
lands ng
lous
are
much than thelr
rain
surnte
will bring prices more
with thelr true worth than
do today
profit of fron
an acre a
does not
fizure the
mathematician
profit. Tt
ask them
te these profits for long. So
it the pred that
In a very few years the il place
on a parity vith other
lands that today produce less and sell
for much more. Advertisement.
require a
percentage of
%
these lands to
iz safe to maks ction
Vain Escape.
“1 am not rich encugh to give you
a large contribution to this cause”
“That is a poor excuse”
kidneys. When they slow up and com-
mence to lag in their duties, look out!
Danger Is in sight,
Find out what the trouble is—withe
out delay. Whenever you feel nervous,
weak, dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness,
or have paing in the back, wake up st
signs to warn you thet your kidneys
are not performing their functions
properly. They are only: bulf doing
their work and are allowing impurities
to sccumulate and be converted into
uric acd and other polsons, which
are cpusing you distress and will de-
stroy you unless they sre driven from
your system,
SAVING of van 35 ww $15 per tie
bal the bel proce, we CIVE pou another tie’
fave you bought peck LOW COET Milenge
wpe boi gaan ofter Lo get more
to viete bind of tee OD or Chon
write masse and add ase CLEARLY - wo
tnosey odes a cash repwiered - and PH
oy bb passsstend. Addvas Deape B
Glass,
inds
Substitutes for
Materials of many k
transparent, are
replace window gia
nore or
in
which
filing
helng tried
KK
“ellnlos
“dn products
al resin
with a formnld
¢ imperfect hut reads
resembling
aris
A Feeling of Security
You waturslly fee! secure when yon
know that the u are about
take absolutely pu d contains no
or habit producing drugs
ficine is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
and bladd iy.
sirengt bh
in every
HeGic ine fo
ie ™ ar
harmful
Buch a me
Root, kidney ver
The same standard of purity,
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bottle of Swamp Root
It is
vegetable herbs,
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses,
scientifically from
compounded
4}
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature's grest helper in relieving
and overcoming kidoey, liver and blad:
der troubles.
A sworn
every
Root.
if you should
have On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first try this
great preparstion ten eents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
mmple bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.—Ady,
is with
Swamp-
rlatement
of Dr.
of purity
bottle Kilmer's
you
the
need a medicine,
st
to
al nd
Quite Unlike,
fellow Pa :
“That
“Don’t
givin i8 8
spong
firticie
libel =
couldn't get ansthing back from §
em by squeezing him” boston
ping Transcript.
8
The same hanuner that
weld two pleces of iron into one,
a ————i
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He Loved the Khaki.
cer father had just b
and when he
iin eighteen
pacifist,
remark
Much of
mother's popular
iy wit
to the f 4
X
hat
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York
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