LODALS, Guy Brooks was one of the fortunate bunters to kill a wild turkey on the first day. Mre. Kate Conley returned bome on Wednesday after spending several weeks in Lancaster, John D. Lucas will move his family to Lewistown, next week, where he has found steady employment, A daughter was born to Mr. and Mre. J. Reuben Garis, at Luxor, on Monday, It is the second child in the family, Mifflinburg lost a good citizen inthe death of John T. Cox, at the age of seventy years, He was a veteran of the Clvil War, Rev, and Mrs, R. R. Jones and Mrs. 8. W. Bmith attended the mid-year Bunday-echool conference, held at Bellefonte last Friday, Rev. W. H. Williams, of Spring Mille, was a epeaker in the Methodist church at Warriorsmark, last week, where ‘' Win-My-Chum-Week!” was observed. Earl Lambert, who is with the hos- pital corps of Troop L, at Camp Han- cock, Augusta, Ga., has been given an benorable discharge owing to physical disability and is expected home with- in the next few weeks. The fuperal of Elias Breon, who died near Rebersburg Monday of last week, was postponed from last Friday until Monday, in order that a son, George Breon, of Balt Lake City, Utab, might be present. The real estate of the late J. Will- iam Mitterling will be sold by the ad- ministrators at poetponed public sale, at the late home of the deceased, in Centre Hall, on Tuesday, November 27th, in connection with the sale of personal property. Undertaker F. V, Goodhart went to Inartiveburg on Tuesday to take charge of the funeral of Mrs. Mary Rearick. The body was brought here in the auto hearse of the deceased’s sop, J. Paul Rearick, who is in the un- dertaking business in Martinsburg, Ina family of Isaso Z. Bnook, of Lewistown, is to be found a large de- gree of patriotism. Two sons are in the war, two more are soon to go, the mother is active in Red Cross work and a little daughter raises cash for the Red Croes through her ability as a musical gepivs, Louis Dammers, the eyesight spec- ialiet, of Philadelphis, wiil be in Cen- ire Hall on Saturday of this week. Mr. Dammers Las regular appoint ments io all paris of the State and has established an enviabe reputation 88 8D eye specialist, If troubled with your eyes, don’t fail to see him. His ad, appears in this issue, The big fashion plate chorus of the cartoon wusieal comedy made from the original “Kstzepjsmmer Kids’ comic supplement pictures fs & beauti- ful brigade of bewitching Broadway blondes and brunettes. No muisesl show can bosst of a prettier bunch of chorus girle. At, Garman's opera bouse, Tuesday, November 27. Prices 25 cents to $1.00, Messre. William Bubb, Ammon Bubb, and Edward Horner, all Potter township young men who are e- tloyed at Burnham, took off a few days from work to do a bit of rabbit hunting on the south side of the val- ley. They were joined by Edward, Walter and John Bubb. The party killed sixteen cottontails on Baturd ay and Monday. On Tuesday the hunt- ers bagged fifteen rabbits and three pheasants, The Reporter has been dilatory in acknowledging the receipt of a copy of Col. Henry W. Bhoemaker's lstest work, “ Eldorado Found”, which came to our desk several weeks ago, It isa 150-psge volume, profusely il- lustrated, and full of interest, mostly of purely local interest, from cover to cover, Ii is quite natural that Col. Bhoemeker did not ecek for Eldorado out of the confines of Central Penneyl- vania’s Highlande, that territory about which he has written so much, acd which seems to make a greater appeal to him than other spot on the globe, After you read the book you will agree that the suthor has truly found Eldorado, and that it lies not at fome remote section of the earth but right at your door. The volume in highly prized Swong the collection of Bhoemsker books, The Centre Hall Auxiliary to the Red Cirosr, in canvassing the town for contributions of $1.00 for membership in the loeal society, Is meeting with a slight trouble, due to a misander- standing on the part of some well- meaning people, The trouble centers about the giving of money in the early part of the Summer, which was for the benefit of a relief fund for the soldiers who were sent across to France. It was a nation-wide came paigo, the object of which was to raise several milliora of dollars for a specific purpose. Xi bad nothing whatever to / th membership to t he Red Cross 'y aud wae collected at the time to the organizing of the county Red Croes Chepter. Inasmuch na many people contributed one dollar to this fund, and sre now called upon to again give a dollar for membership, it Is more than possible that the like~ ness of the sums ls the cause of the Inlsundintebding, Every dollar con tributed to ¢ Cross will be ace oounted oredit given, for and due LOOALS Forester Leonard GQ, Barnes, of Pleasant Gap, was a visitor in town on Monday. $74.20 le what Farmer Frank Gfrerer realized on a hog which hesold to A. M. Riegel last week. Mrs. Robert F. Williams, of Le. mont, spent a few days last week at the home of her parents, Mr, and Mrs, Thomas Grove, The Odd Fellows’ orphanage near Sunbury raised 1240 bushels of pota~ toes, enough to last them until the next crop arrives, C. E. Boob recently sold seven acres of farm land in the northwestern sec- tion of Millheim borough to Ezra Keen. The consideration was $800. Frank Kent, of Brooklyn, Buique- banoa county, visited his brother, Dr, E. A, Kent, west of Centre Hall, for a few days last week, Dr. Kent's cone dition remains serious, Because of an embargo which the express company has in force at the present time, Chas. D. Bartholomew shipped two full crates of eggs to Pitts- burgh, on Monday, by parcel post, J. W. Yelsley, state organizer of the P. O.B. of A,, was a caller at this of fice on Tuesday, in company with Mre, Yelsley. Mr, Yelsley is working to establish new camps at Hublers- burg, Coburn, Rebersburg, and Boale- burg. The local Btate road crew finished doing considerable repair work on the roads about Asronsburg and Wood- ward last week. The large trucks of OC. M. Arney and Jesse McClenakan played a prominent part in hustling through the work. William Bubb, son of Mr, and Mre. Edward Bubb, of near Colyer, was a caller at this office on Monday to have the Reporter sent to his soldier-broth- er, Charles H. Bubb, who is in train- ing at Camp Meade, Md., #3 a member of Co. M, 314th Infantry. The liquor license applications for 1918, for Centre county, have been filed with the prothonotary, and are adver- tised in another columan of this paper. There are seven less applicants this year, the total being twenty-nine this year instead of thirty-six. The Btate-Centre Electric Company began the latter part of last week to erect poles, starting at Centre Hall, and ruoning down the Brush Valley road. The poles are immense in size and will carry the current for lighting the borough of Millheim. Rev. L. N, Horn, of State College, has notified the consistory of Trinity Reformed church of L-wistown that be accepts the call as pastor of the con gregation. His eslary will be $1800 per year, he to provide a house for his family at his own expense. He presched his first sermon on Sanday, John E. Rishel, of near Tusseyville, is the first Reporter subscriber this season to have the Reporter sent as a Christmas gift, the recipient of the paper being his aunt, Mra, Ross E. Smith, of Freeport, Illinois, Buch a &Ift is sure to be appreciated, the recip- lent being reminded fifty times a year of the giver's kiud ness, Persons who claim that the wild eat is extinct in the Beven mountains are slightly in error, says the Milroy cor- respondent to the Lewistown Sentinel, Howard Ramsey of Locks Mills cap- tured a large wild cat and a coon on Wedneadsy night, and not satisfled, went back and shot another wild cat Thursday morning in the New Lancas- ter Valley. Earnest Hewitt, of Mifflinburg, who enlisted in the Aviation Corps months ago, and was in the training camp at Texas, and later in New York, has ad- vanced rapidly in thie branch of ser- vice and with others was sent to France to further his knowledge in this line at the schools of instruction for his floasl work, when he will re- ceive his two silver wings on his cole lar, demonstrating the fact that he is now a fall-fladged aviator, His moth er, Mrs, P. C. Linderman, of MifMin- burg, last week received a cablegram of his safe arrival abroad, Provided that sufficient enthusissm can be aroused within the various P. 0. B, of A, camps in Centre county, a meeting of the War Board of that or- der will be ¢ lied to be held at Belle fonte some time in the near future, J. W. Yeisley, state organizer, is now in the connty to spur on the eflort to euch sn end. The War Board is made up of the best men in the state con- nected with the P. O, 8B. of A. and have been holding monthly meetings in the big cities and towns in the state. A big public demonstration fe planned, together with putting on the degree by a uniformed team from ope of the best camps in the state, Gazzolo, Gatts and Clifford, the pre- ducers of “Kalzenjammer Kids,” the newest song, dance, fun and girl show made from the original comio supplement cartoons, were fortunate in locating the right players to pore tray the animal characters that appear in their big spectacular productign, The actors who portray the bear, the goat, the dog and the tiger in “Katser- Jammer Kids” are considered the most valued members of the company because pantomime players who can give correct impersonations of the so. tions of animals are very hard to find. AL Garman's operas house, Tuesday, | November 47, Price 250 to $1.00, . Spring Mills. Mre. H. M, Allison entered the Bellefonte hospital on Friday. Bhe was operated on for a growth on the breast, on Saturday moroing, and fs improving at this writing. Mrs, Bones spent a fow days in Mifl- lin county helping her sister, Mrs, Robert Maybin, to butcher, Alice Heckman of Mifflin county, is epending some tinge with her sister, Mrs. Thomas Decker, Mrs, Andrew Rote is slowly. Miriam Long is visiting friends in Williamsport, improving a ET “Katzenjammer,” the newest ocar- toon musical comedy, is said to be a distinct departure from any cartoon play ever staged. It is a big song, dance, fun and girl show, magnifi- cently and massively staged and cos- tumed with the Iatest! creations of feminine fashions, At Garman’s opera house, Tuesday, November 27. GIVES THEM THE WILD FLAVOR Housekeeper Has Thought Out Pars ticularly Clever Way of Cooking the Domestic Duck. “lI ean cook the domestic duck so that you would think it was mallard!” declared a clever little housekeeper ‘the other day. “At any rate, you would think it was mallard if you knew the delicious and peculiar flavor of that particular bird well enough to recognize it. “People say that this characteristic flavor Is due to the fact that mallard feeds on wild celery. Well, naturally, when I buy ducks in the market it is too late to put them on a diet in the ordinary sense, “But if I can’t feed them celery while they're alive, I can do it after they're dead. Oh, yes, I can! And this Is the way I manage it. Instead of stuffing them in the ordinary way, I take stalks of celery which I cut the length of the bird's inside measure ment. “I put these stalks in ‘w tha dressing ought to grow. and then place the duck in the sting pan. In stead of putting water the pan, | pour a pint bottle of moderata priced Sauterne. Maybe I put a little water in the Sauterne, but not much Then I baste the duck with this while it is roasting. And if I can’t deceive you with the result—well, your palate must have a pretty intimate acquaint ance with the flavor of mallard.” 5 eh hore Here r 1 rot in in in More Kiss Doctrine. One Mrs. Minnie Slentz promulgat ed this unorthodox doctrine in the di vorce court a while ago: “Some couples may kiss each other right up until they are sixty, in an attempt to fool themselves into think. ing that thelr kisses have the gen- uine heart glow of the first month of marriage, but it is all bosh. Real kissing becomes monotonous during the second year, intermittent from the fourth to the sixth, and stops entirely before the eighth year of married life, Can this be true? At the risk of infringing on the provines of another department of this paper, we invite the opinions of our readers on this important theme. Let your answers or criticisms be brief, either in verse or prose. In the words of Wallace Irwin: “Enough of kissing—can there be enough?” Our Fairy Godmothers. The world, out of fairy books, hh chary in furnishing its fairy godmoth- ers, yet most of us have friends at whose touch we become more truly and happily ourselves than at other times. They seem able to endow us, through some magic of thelr own. with the beauteous vestments and the glass slippers that free the spirit These are our fairy godmothers. We do well to love them and pay them good heed, for through them we may enter into such possession of the pre. clous gifts that we need have no dread of the striking hour. This, we must suppose, is what Cophetua did for his beggar-maid. At his glance the queen in hersblossomed, which later all the |world could see—~From the Atlantic. A Frontier of Peace. With its row of crumbling forts and musty guns the frontier between Can ada and the United States stands as an object lesson to all nations. While it is the longest, it is the safest and securest frontier in the world. Three thousand miles and more of it lie be tween Passamaquoddy bay and Puget sound, and in all that distance not a shotted gun points menacingly from either country toward the other. A few small and comparatively ineffec- ‘tive fishery cruisers guard the water front, none of which would be of much juse in time of war.—8t John Tele Tap. eae asin Guard Against Accidents, The effects of explosions in the surrounding area have been studied by Col. B. W. Dunn in preparing his § i : § . = 3 AE pl i le ’ he a tas str aati idl ste eli BOARDS ARE MORE EFFICIENT This Is Explanation Given by British Officer of Acceptance for Service of Men Once Rejected. In a recent Investigation by a com- mittee from the house of commons, iGen. Sir Alfred Keogh, director general lof the British army medical service, de- clared that while the department had been laboring under difficulties im- posed by the lack of experienced army examiners, he was aware of no frregu- larities in the examination of men un- der the military service (review of exceptions) act, “When the war broke out men were taken for medical examination to lo+ cal practitioners, who could not pos- sibly know the requirements of the service,” he sald, “and the consequence was that a large number of men wag recruited whom the authorities would not have thought of considering in peace times,” With such a corps of examiners, Sir Alfred declared, it was Impossible to attain a common standard, and this explained the fact that frequently men by another. “Many men were pass ed who ought not to have been pass- ed,” he admitted, “but, on the other hand, a great number of men were rejected who ought to have been pass- ed under the category system, ‘It was very difficult to get the medical practi- tioners to understand that a man who could do anything In civil life could do that thing in the army.” The fact that the proportion of men passed by Inter boards, after having been rejected by examiners at the be- ginning of the war, steadily has in- creased during the war, Sir Alfred at- tributed to the Increased efficiency of the boards, but vehemently denfed that there had been any lowering of the standard for acceptance, RUSSIA CLOSE TO ENGLAND Foundation for Intimate Relationship Lald by Royal Marriage in the Eleventh Century, Does Elihu Root know Russian? By no means: But the knowledge of Eng- lish 18 so widespread among the edu- cated classes of Russia that we begin to understand the reports about the en- thuslastic reception of our ambassa- dor's eloquent address by his audiences in Petrograd and Moscow, says an ex- change, There {8 not a notable play or novel produced in London which is not acted or read In Russia. The Russian in- tellegenzia knows not only French and German, but also English history and literature thoroughly. Glytha, the daughter of King Har- old who wes slain at Hastings (1068), through her marriage with the Rus- sian Prince of Tchernigoff laid the first foundation to the close relation. ship between Great Britain and the em- pire of the czars. The real English “discoverer” of Russia 1s, of course, tichard Chancellor, who, through his voyage to Moscow In 1583, established solid commercial connections between the two countries, And why should we not be remind- ed, on this occasion, of the Interesting fact that Peter the Great's mother was brought up in a Scottish household? “For every soldier that we land In France,” says the Scientific American, “25 tons of shipping must plow back and forth at a steady ten knots to supply his needs alone. For 25.000 men this means 100 ships—a number that we would be hard pressed to find, ‘And thls means curtailment of the {vital supplies to our allies. “Now, could the average speed of ithis fleet be raised to 11 knots and could the time in port be reduced 10 per cent, we could release for other service some 60,000 tons of shipping. In other words, we could create im- [mediately that amount of extra ton- nage and add it to our merchant ma- irine, not in 1918 but today. And to- iday may be the day, the real ‘Day,’ the day the balance will spring.” Argentine’'s Wheat Crop. Reports from the Argentine state that weather conditions are ideal for the growth of wheat. The official pre- liminary estimate is for a crop of 240, 000,000 bushels. The large crop of 1015-16 was 178,000,000 bushels, and the average for the five preceding years was 140,000,000 bushels, Domes tic requirements are about 70,000,000 bushels, The large crop now growing will be available some time after Jann« ary 1 if transportation is furnished. The Argentine oats crops is estimats ed at 88,000,000 bushels, or 12,000,000 bushels more than the crop of 1015, of which 57,000,000 bushels wero exported, Airing Their French. “We are all airing our French, now we are France's ally,” sald Robert W. Chambers, the New York novellst. “A man and his wife were seeing a friend off for France the other wi “ ‘Bon voyage!" sald the lady. | voyage!’ “Yes, sald her husband, bon voy« age, old fellow, and let me add, a pleasant journey to you” / “Why do you nag your ilustrions husband, all the time?" they asked Bir John Kirk, who recently cele- brated his fiftieth anniversary of work He Picked Up a Living. | union, tells an amusing anecdove of | how he once questioned a London walf | whom he had befriended as to his | method of earning a living. ! The young fellow's reply was typical | of the London street arab, | “Well, guv'nor,” he sald, “it's like | this, 1 picks strawberries in the sum- | mer, I picks 'ops in the sutumn, rule, I'm pickin’ oakum for the rest of | the year,” | i | Koreans are great rumor mongers, | Some stories they spread are fantas- | tically absurd. One recently prevall- | ing among the country people, because | no rain fell for many days, was to the | effect that the long drought was due to German influence with the gods, in revenge for the part Japan has taken in the war, says East and West News. Predictions of famine were current among the Korean farmers and recent heavy rainfall has not altogether re< 3 Juvenile Court Doctors, 1 The medical profession is practical ly of one voice in approving an ad- vance in Chicago, the attaching of an experienced physician to the juvenile courts of that city, whose business it is to make proper medical examina- tion of youthful delinquents before they are improperly branded as crime- inals, The new it is be- Heved, will be the means of saving these young offenders fr m lives of crime and will make them to count in the community for future ness. Medical observation and tion should, it is held by some, given to children while in Many of the delinquents who come be- fore the juvenile courts have special physical or mental which might be remedied if properly treat. ed at the proper time. ———————— FOR BALE-The Geiss property. located im. medistely opposite the Eeporter office 8, WW, Emith, Centre Hall method, useful. atten- be school, defects BEEF COW FOR BALR.—~Good cow suitable for bee, is offered for sale ~MRS. BADIE NEFF Tusseyvilie, Pa. THE MARKEE», PRODUCE AT BTORER BUMBE soniiries rons sissermicsiinia There Is more Cuatars the country than together, and un Was supponcd [££] Cheney & Co., Toledo, Constitutional cure on taken internally, It blood and mucous s They offer one h case it falls to cure and testimonials Address F.J. CHENEY & CO Bold by Drugeists. 7! Toke Hall's Family Plils to \ JAMES W, SWABB JUSTICE OF THE PEACE LINDEN HALL, CENTR} . PA Deeds, Mortgages, Wills, &c, written ar | ecuted with care. All legs | attended 10. Bpecinl attent | ting of slates, ¥arriage LJ bile licenses, and alli oth | Blanks kept on hand. qf J Q Laundry Leaves the Reporter office THURSDAY A. M., NOV. 29 THURSDAY A.M. DEC, 13 “A and every OTHER Wi until further notice Returns Saturday following date of outgoing CYRUS BRUNGART JUSTICE OF THE PEACE CENTRE HALL, PA. Bpecial attention given wu writings of all classes (1 Egresments, ele roll at Area. & ecting, SORNMEE hiv office sitend Store in the BUY! BUY! no where else in the entire We take pride in the tractive lines : Big Line dress--we have the right Valley. That's all we have which valley. quality and quantity of shoe. Penns Valleys's Big Store . CENTRE HALL