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Mr. Smith Was in a Bad Way,
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In April, 1016, Louis Smith, 90 New
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from kidney complaint. In my work I
have to do a lot of heavy lifting and
- this weakened my k neys,
At first only fered
from a ght backache,
but almost before I knew
it, I was all bent over like
a man a hundred years
old.
“I began to grow worse
as the days passed and
finally 1 had to take to
Mr, Smith. my bed where | re
mained for weeks. My head pained ter
ribly and my back just throbbed. 1
was always dizzy and it seemed as if
everything was whirling. Little black
specks came before my eves and I also
suffered from painful and scanty pas-
sages of the kidney secretions. Every-
thing seemed dark and dreary.
“Doan's Kidney Pills completely
cured me and I am enjoying the best of
health now.”
“Sworn to before me.”
E. M. Johnson, Justice Peace.
On March 10, 1917, Mr. Smith added:
“I will never forget what Doan's hi
done for me. Whenever I eatch cold
on my kidneys, I can depend on Doan's
to fix me up all right.”
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Aggravating Circumstances.
Mrs. Justwed—W
ried \
plece of
Judge
shilling
Mrs.
cake wit
Judge
on. One 3
We hadn't been ms
the
weap-
Surgical Stupidity.
A French soldier had been in
the le e hospital
t
he sur-
shot
tt
ome time t
nt
at iast
Was
Eeon probe
the sufferer
doing.
“I am
demanded what he
trying to find the bullet,” was
the ly
“What stupidity I" eried the
“Why, I have |
# In tit
iL ih NY
rep
patient,
pocket.”
Something Lacking.
For the first tim Louis
the cherry-treeand-hate
was 3
patrioti
deeply
been ;
md George
not teil a lie ‘
glimmer of ent
CC onldn's
wis hearing
het stor
the
Star
A Reasonable Supposition.
The dp "
of the defendant co pany had hi
of his mules,
“Now, Mr
ney for the
grieved party, who oe upied
ness stand, “will you tell the
court whether or not mule was
on the track, the property of the de
fendant, when hit by the train?”
“Well, sir,” replied Mr. Jones, “I
didn’t witness the occurrence, but I
suppose things must have been about
farmeér alleged a freight train
Jones." i
corporation i ang-
the wit
kindly
Your
took out after him In the woods which
fringe the track there where he was
killed he would have got behind a
tree."-—Macon Telegraph.
'ROST TOASTIES
| Sa hs
goo meal
ARRANGEMENTS FOR CONSERV.
ING THE COUNTRY’S SUPPLY.
Government Officials Tell of the Fa.
cilities That Mave Been Provided
Complete Plan of Action
Has Been Mapped Out.
Washington,—Meun of cons
the nation's potato Suppiy in
erving
most
ced
LE FO tinmsiration LACH
the
effective manner have bi en worl
They have issued the following state-
ment:
Unusual fa stor.
tities for financing
age are offered American pota
The
4 Ha
Her dis
r conditions
fit
and farmers who store their 1017
ers as a result of wn
federal reserve system is
posal
potato in approved local ware.
{ rop
houses, may obtain, upon thelr storuge
loans from member
receipts, 90-day
the system at a rate
Mr. Lou D
Sweet, potato expert with the food
banks of reserve
not to exceed 8 per cent,
aud
ministrat
br
on,
inging this
board's watt
New
vement
England
ieeting,
require
| Reserve
CH
Me atoes”
SHE HAD WAYWARD DAUGHTER
or Was Surprised When She
und Cause of Severe Rebuke
Administered by Mother.
for
11 il tl Ore Werte
ny friend.”
“TI nave
« saying to Jenny
she will my
remember
children these chil
“Ah
dren!”
thiose
thought I to myself,
“l have just been telling her.” con
tinued my friend, “that she must not
wear her evening gloves when she goes
shopping In the morning,
it Is not genteel: and
second place, it Is extravagant.”
Her evening gloves! And yet, 1 as
in
place,
{ the impression made on
would have befitted a serious wrong:
doing—one that had issues In time
and eternity.
Buy Outright, Is War Plan.
Washington. Secretary of Com.
merce Redfield announced that the
conference representing all interested
departments of ths government has
completed its study of war contracts,
Where conditions of manufacture
are particularly Involved the confer.
ence recommends a contract In which
a specified sum Is awarded as the
profit on each article, Instead of mak-
Ing the profit a percentage of the cost.
This recommendation will do away
with the tendency to Increase costs to
lacrease profits,
Great Artist Made Drawings on
Pavement for Pennies.
Many Famous Writers Spent the Later
Years of Their Life and Died
in Abject Poverty.
It has sometimes been sald that it Is
mediocrity that makes money, and
while this may not be true, it Is cer-
tain that genius not unacquainted
with the gutter, observes a writer in
London Tit-Bits. Everybody knows
that Francis Thompson, the poet, sold
matches on Ludgate hill among the
venders of penny toys, and that James
Thompson, the author of the “City of
Dreadful Night,” made his regular dor-
mitory the Thames embankment. No
wonder he found 80 apt a title for his
masterpiece!
One of the most tragical Instances of
genius In the gutter by
Simeon Solomon, the pre-Raphaelite
artist, friend and comrade of Rosetti,
and Swinburne, of
and notability
is
is presented
and
Burne-Jones
every artistic
of
Hterary
his day,
Perhaps he had gypsy blood a
as Jewish blood In his veins, or
ited wild strain from
forbears. Be that as it may,
down and down till the man
some
exhibited In all the galleries
me a pavement art
ide chalk draw
And he wa
story it
ilking round
of Hterary
the spge o loot street. w
with the prines
Rich
and round
vagabonds, ird Savage, #alking
the nigh
them could ra
evident that
had not the o
it Is =
and genius
Tradition and Good Books.
books
must have trad
well-built houses,
The
ad Goethes
IL
HiRe
ition behind them
Good
Homers and Shake Speares an
spring from rich soll left by dead cen
they a ii trees that
grow 80 well nowhere else, says Henry
Seidel Canby in the Yale Review,
little hacks who
ize latest order, and
their plot novelties like ba
turies ; native
he
writers
the
ntie rital
sentimental
to display
rgains on an
advertising page Just tr
tional, The that
their tradition goes back to books in-
stead of Middie-sized authors—
the very good and the probably endur-
are sful
have gri
through to contem;g
hat Thackeray did in *
“The Rise
Mrs. Wharton
But back
» sound of
are is
ly i VF fy &
only difference is
life,
ing- succes largely because
they Ie ad an tradition and fol-
lowed it life,
This is
fp OW
YOTars
i= in
and
Pia
ires of
expo
and
Ives nature
of
of groundhogs
hemese
traditional
directly into what
adventures of the
they
be calles
can sub-conscious,
Locks in Ancient Days.
The Greeks used an
fasten their doors. This
fastened by a key which was easily
plied from within, but, to reach it from
without, a large hole was made in the
door allowing the hand to enter and
reach the lock with the key. The
Lacedaemonian lock, which was a la-
ter invention, did not require a hole to
be made in the door, but consisted of
a bolt placed on that side of the en-
trance door which opened. When a
person outside wished to enter he iu-
to
Intech was
§ tat
iron latch
ap
In time this kind of fasten-
ing was improved by the insertion of |
the bolt in an iron frame or rim per |
manently attached to the door by a |
chain, |
Heavy and intricate iron locks dis- |
the progress made in the art by the |
Romans. These locks were much more |
efficient than any known to the Greeks, |
but inferior In principle to the older |
wooden Egyptian locks,
“They tell me you have been arrest
ed for speeding.”
“Yes,” replied Mr. Chuggins. “And
it was due to my kindness of heart. 1
tried to overtake a man on a motor |
cycle to warn him that he w
ing the law.”
Pursuad a Policeman.
|
Frenzied Finance,
“TI Just thought of a great scheme,”
grinned the plumber,
“Hand it to me and I'll eat
plied the thin carpenter,
“No, this 1s on the level.”
“What it is all about?”
“It Is to get in touch with all the
paymasters In the country—"
“Yep
“And find out when the pay day
omes,"”
“Yep
“Then, on the pay day I plan to go to
cach paymaster and see how many en-
velopes have not been called for.”
“Huh 1”
“Then I plan to take all the uncalled.
for pay envelopes and share them fifty.
fifty with the paymasters,”
As he turned to go "he thing carpen-
ter shook his head and remarked sore
rowfully :
“And just to think, I used to know
you when you were all right,"—Ex-
change.
it,” re
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him:
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I'm afraid you are smoking too much.”
“It isn't that,” said the Impertur-
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“Yes, sir. What number?”
“A couple. Think I am a centipede t
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home from schoo
eral times within a month with various
| bruises on his face and body, received
| In fights with his schoolmates, and on
the last occasion his mother threatened
him with severe punishment if he ever
engaged In a fight again, Only a few
| day safter the lad appeared with
black eye, and, scared by the stern,
maternal greeting, “Well, sir? he de
parted from his usual truthful ways,
and stammered
“I fell down and hit my head on a
stone.”
“And which got the worst of {t7"
asked his big brother.
“Oh, the other fellow.” answered
Johnny. “He's gone home with two
black eyes”
sev
Splendid Nerve.
“I thought Janet would be very
herself, but the girl is perfectly fear.
less.”
“I should say she was. The Inst
person she ran over was a traffic cop.”
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