The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, March 09, 1916, Image 6

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    | DRINK HOT WATER |
BEFORE BREAKFAST |
Says you really feel clean, sweet
and fresh inside, and
are seldom ill,
|
i
If you are accustomed to wake up
with a coated tongue, foul breath or
a dull, dizzy headache; or, if your
meals sour and turn into gas and
fcids, you have a real surprise await
ing you.
Tomorrow morning, immediately up
on arising, drink a glass of hot water
with a teaspoonful of limestone phos.
phate in it. This is intended to first
neutralize and then wash out of your
stomach, liver, kidneys and thirty feet
of intestines all the indigestible waste,
poisons, sour bile and toxins, thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal.
Those subject to sick headaches,
backache, bilious attacks, constipation
or any form of stomach trouble, are
urged to get a quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate from your druggist or
morning inside-bath. It is said that
men and women who try this become
enthusiastic and keep it up daily. 1°
is a splendid health measure
rb im
dis
cause the skin pores do not abs
purities the
ease, while the bowel pores do
The principle of bathing ins
not new, as millions of people practice
it. Just as hot water and soap cleans
purify and freshen the skin, i
water and a teaspoon limests
phosphate act on ths
kidneys and bowels. Limeston
phate Is an inexpensive wh
and almost tasteless Ady
into biood, causing
80 104
ne
liver
© pho 3
ite powder
stomac!
Forty per cent of the people in
United States attend church
Prince Joachim. your
German emg
eror, 18 a
Cola,
It Re ores
Fie
Use Murine after Exposure in
Cutting Winds and t I
f Eye
Need
0 Chic
that
remedy ™
Sook on request,
Marvelous.
fast young mer
yw much sg
rate on a salary
All of i
rlie—All of it 1
His Dad— Yes; ready
to get away
As Johnnie
Little Johnnie had
gO
Heard
been
to
despite the
to
paonle
THE FIRST TASTE
Learned to Drink Cofiee When a Boy
It p
foe co
is esr
fact that cof
drug-—caffeine
rmful to chi
wo i 1 cag }
idren, they
them coffee to drin
’ WY hen i wan
arms and
at tl
first began to nibble things
mother used to me
coffee And so 1 contractes
0%ee habit early
a table, glve
sips of
the
1
i ang
ontinued to 1
when ce work |
to have nervous sneolls Eape
breakfast 1 was so nervy
covld scarcely attend to my cor
rosnondence,
“At night
for sunper, 1 could hardly sleep, and
on ing in the morning would feel
and nervous
“A friend persvaded me to try Pos
tum
“I can now get good sleep, am free
from and headaches. |
recommend Postum to all coffee drink
oars.”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum Cereal—the origina’ form-
must be well boiled, 16¢ and 25e pack
ages,
Instant Postum-—a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup >f hot wa
ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes
& delicious beverage instantly, 30¢ and
B02 tins,
Both forms are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
"There's a Neason” for Postum.
--g0ld by Grocers.
1 8€
27 I got Into o
beran
cially after
ous |
y
wonk
nervousness
INTO MINISTERS
Preaches His Famous Home
Sermon Before an Audience
of 20,000 People.
GETS INTO PROHIBITION FIGHT
The Evangelist Was Cheered To the
Rafters When He Declared That the
Way To Stop Drunkenness Was To
“Shut Up the Hell Holes That Make
Drunkards.”
Baltimore
the pit.
cluded, and the audience of 16,000 per
sons had begun
day stooped suddenly
threw back the tr
down
chest on a level
platform. [iis
sufficient invitation--the
--Billy Sunday
The evening servios was con
Jdsaops into
when Sun
to lenvs,
without a word,
into the p“., which
with
outstretched
brings hi
the floor ti
CUNETreR
swerved from its outs
to the
audience
ong
The
persons
platform
of
ie thir
appeared on the
thronged
noon
done the san
de:
he platform and held
clasped
9 000
n Sunday
8 whi
bottom tep
iit is hand
hands with full
women and childrea
Homer Rodeheaver,
night's preliminary
to be
alned that
the aud
ex]
it difficult
once to
and \
to make |
building; th
the effects
stidden chang
Holds Big
tee fF 3 3
Throng Rs
tigmr leer
Hurning
religion, a to God
Rewrite Moral History.
he sh
face
“Hey, you preacheral™ sted
dramatically, whiz the
ng
res of clergymen gathe
; red in
"Hey, you
1 holr, vou church pe
Ne nd n
“1
d section
If you
fasting praver
rewrite the moral history of Bal
oo
night in and
vou
timare
The evangelist began his sermon be
|
i
:
history of
proceeded
the Jews in epitome
at to pay a glowing
tribute to the Jew of yesterday and to
day The Jew today, he sald. was jnuat
as distinctive as was Jew 8.000
years ago; the Jew 6.000 years hence
would be as distinctive as the Jew of
today. He praised the thrift
once
the
THE CENTRE REPORTER.
Outside
that part
pressed
of Mr. Sunday's sermon,
of the porgram which lm-
the congregation most was the
singing, for the great cholr has at-
tained a degree of real efficiency and
“Rody” leads it with telling
Antiphonal singing-—from the choir in
tabernacle—is a most effective means
in whipping alive the dormant emo-
tions of the throng is easily seen.
Blows At Liquor Set
The tremendous applause of a v
audience of nearly 20,000 people led
Billy Sunday te “butt into”
hibition fight, and to declare that
get out of Baltimore.”
In a stirring sermon on “Home”
the evangelist, who had been carrying
tion by saying: “The proper way
stop drunkenness 1s to shut up the hell
holes that make drunkards.” Half of
the ministers’ section stood on its
and cheered: the
the
the State liquor fight
until tt building
thunder
application of the remark to
cheered 1ike
rang with
ing
10 hugs
“Better Do Something.”
paused, then quick a
back with
Legislature
kbone and gr
them
we
id if the
jest
and
nimer of shout
Blamed For His “Dryness.”
hieofs }
SUNDAY HOT SHOT
orth-whi &,
than she
ivad is temporary
th, but you good
Yeon,
ail
2 rey
it does
God never called me to be a pastor
» did, 1 would be sure
And
he bunch while
a church: If he
get a ro ticket be
I would
I was with iL
Women! Never
Attend
UGArip
eve me, kin t
mind the spring
fo your church and
The bugs have been
won't hurt you
nuch more to stand a few more bites
Some of the biggest devils are found
among Jews; that no Jewish fathers
or mothers were to be found in
poorhouse. He sald that a Jew
furnished the money by means of
which Columbus was enabled to dis
cover America; that a Jew had fur
nished the money to Washington that
made possible the freedom of America
Congregation Warms Up.
The congregation seemed in sympa-
thy with his utterances from the first
and warmed up In responsiveness as
he progressed. It clapped when he
thundered his nevercensing condemna
tion of the liquor traffic and when he
sald: “You can't pray "Thy kingdom
come’ and then vote for that rotten,
stinking business; you can’t pray ‘Thy
kingdom come’ and look at God
through the bottom of a beer glassy.”
It applauded as vigorously when he
excoriated graft, and wound up by de
claring that this republic could not last
If it continued to be ruled by grafters
and crooks,
the
All your religion consists of its trot
ting to church on Sunday morning and
looking pious
I am getting sick of God's cause be
ing backed on to a side-track for every
jack rabbit that comes along
A membar of the Preshyterian
interested in the
sald he intended to
because I exposed
business,
but
booze
I told him to go plumb to hell
If you hit their booze, play cards
and go to the devil with the good.
fellow gang they call you a game sport.
I've been in some churches where
fcicles hung from the chandeliers and
a thick coating of frost was on the
walls, HK made me feel like skating
down the aisle.
My, but some women can put on a
prayer-meeting face when the minister
comes to visit them.
A woman once told me she had an
awful temper, but that It was all over
in a minute, So Is a machine gun, but
it blows things to thunder while it
Insts,
Some little als gets up at the Ep
worth League meeting and says: “Let's
sing Throw Out the Life Line” The
paor boobs haven't got strength enough
to put up a clothes line.
cent,
CENTRE HALL. PA.
RULED BY POLITICS|
MEMBERS OF CONGRESS FIGHT
OVER SETTLEMENT OF BIG
PROBLEMS.
LEGISLATION IS HAMPERED
i oy |
Bill for Government Ownership of
Merchant Marine, Materially |
Changed, May Be Passed—Plang for
Raising Revenue Still Undecided.
By GEORGE CLINTON.
Washington. — Politics and legisla i
tion still are moving together through |
the halls of congress, stopping every
few feet, metaphorically speaking at |
any rate, for a fist fight leat, rancor,
our old friends crimination and re
erimination, and the stand bys
tention and abuse, still are present
Here is a program of things
the members of both parties
gle over before
are
con
the
which
will
done. or
wran the winter Is
now wrangling over, as
National defense
New taxation
The government
~hant marine
Independence for
megsures
ownership of me
Filipinos
pts
the
seaman’s law and atte to
or repeal it
Child labor
The appropriations
Prohibition and
woman
ndments the constitu!
to
of national de¢
# been gain
the
and
irom
nocratic
gtanch
op
redness
from
fa Was
nurchasing these
ships Many nn it wonld
be tt oad
the
year the
an
unneutral act he Un
States i
to |
vigions of
iy nder
Pi
the
ents intention, if the
through, to spend
in the buil
which y
govern measure
goes
the oney
Vir © cat « used
war as fleet auxiliaries
The ruling majority in the house of
representatives as vel does not know
evenue IZiDR meas
for adoption Even
} in as to
the extent of the preparedness pro
gram which will be adopted, it virtu
ally is known t something will be
done and that the army and navy ex
the government largely will
be increased Therefore it will be nec
essary fo raise money to pay the bills
‘mm.gration Bill Again,
immigration bilis containing a
clause which, if enacted into law, will
prevent the landing on these shores
of foreigners who cannot "ead have |
been Introduced into house and sen. |
ate. The senate measure is fathered |
by Senator Ellison D. Smith of South |
Carolina, and the house measure by |
Representative John L. Burnette of |
A + bama, |
This bill unquestionably will pass |
the senate and almost unquestionably |
will pass the bouse of representatives. |
The question therefore is whether or |
aot President Wilson again will veto |
the measure Last year the bill went |
through both houses with big majori |
ties back of it, but the house, after a |
hard fight, refused to pass the bill over ;
the veto of the president, the measure
falling of the required two-thirds ma
jority by only « small margin.
When this immigration measure
comes up for debate there will be live |
i¥ hours in both houses. The Ameri
oan Federation of Labor strongly sup
A haat of ra
ures it will report
ie 1 gs are still doubt
hat
penses of
New
ports the measure, voicing its belief
that the literacy clause will keep out
rom this country a horde of aliens
who are willing to work for what the
labor representatives call un-American
pay and to work also under un-Amari
can conditions
South and New England Combine.
Judging from the signs in the case
virtually the entire southern represen
tation in the two houses is In favor of
keeping the literacy test in the immi-
most all the southern representatives
will vote [favorably on the bill and
later, if the president vetoes it, will
There a very considerable onn
tingent of northern Democrats stand
iB
die West and the far
are In favor of it.
In this contest there is represented
curious spectacle of a
West, however,
from New England and
often
It
Now
is not
England
tand
BLanag
in legislation
and the southern
to shoulder ou a
i
that
states
neasure of
Now
shoulder
uigh moment A
Englanders,
of old American
and
op
They stand
a test
howaver,
stock, are
tent
—
ed to the
the
LO
literacy
| is coun
institu
ngs
grount
the spirit o \ I
and counter to the t
rican
S.C ol
Americar
generally |
hat Mr
migration
Wilson again
bill, pr
and
iont's
Slow With Naval Measure
Ouse oor naval af
ahead dedib
WOrK
build
of cour
fe
BEOIDE
with its
warship
¥ Is
aleness
make
Plan Means
{ congress who
retary of the
the
a series ef
secre
ling ou a great
antly because
{ need for big
ently them
i io
spread oul
of
thial
pr as submit
given in detadl of
ammunition, Mr
The
five
will
OETA
resources
of expenditure for
carried out,
: ation
grand
YORrs
be 3502.48
if the committees on
the two houses shall
form Mr. Daniels’ plan
gible to bind future presses mad
vance to carry it out, the navy in 1921
in vessels built or building, will be as
follows
Battleships, first line '
latte cruisers ‘ . « BH
Battleships. second
Armored cruisers
Scout cruisers
first
plan is
naval allairs of
report in bill
and if it is pos
Cor
a
‘
1 class
Cruisers, second class
Cruisers, third class
Destrovers
Fleet submarines
Coast Submarines
Monitors
{ ruiesers
EE EE EE
EE
Supply Ships ...
Fuel ships ... .e
Tranaports “aus 4
Tenders to torpedo vessols ..... 3
Special types "oh a 8
Ammunition ships ....cccivenvsen 3
There is going to be a hard fight in
congress over this building plan of the
secretary of the navy. The prepared.
ness folk say it is not ambitious
enough and is spread out over too
much time; the anti-preparcdness folk
gay it is too ambitious, is going to cost
too much money and ought to be split
in twain The pacilists, and there are
a lot of them in congress. say the
whole thing should be chucked into
the fire and they intimate that thes
would not care much If all the ships
alroady built or building should follow
the vapor plans into the blaze.
Caw es canes
Ces snes
CANADA'S PLANS
FOR WAR REVENUE
ation Will Affect Farmers to
a Degree Practically
Unnoticeable.
have been circo
taxation in
made by
Minister
80 many rumors
iated regarding war
Canada that the statement
Bir Thomas White, Canadian
ofl Finance, of the Goverrment s pi
tor raising war revenue should be giv
en the widest circulation Bir Thowaes
nade it clear that the revenue will be
raised by taxing the profits of incor
poratsa when
us
t
companies
ever
unincorporats
nersbips when the pro!
On all
i or firms
juarier
such
Orie
ransportatic
ning, milling
» subi
individuals
cuituie stock ra
and
OF
pay no part of ti
Dr
Pirrce's
throw Off Colds and Prevent Grin
von fee: 8 coud comin 5 tak
iNINR i
On
MO re x
3 €or yime RROM
* EnLLLre OD Dox. We
RHEUMATISM—ITS CAUSE
TREATMENT
AND
eX onTn
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK GHILD
“California Syrup of Figs” can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.
Every mother realizes
her children “California
Figs’ that their ideal
because they love its
and it thoroughly cleanses
little stomach, liver and bows
out griping
When cross, irritable,
breath is bad, stomach sour
the tongue. mother! [If coats
teaspoonful of this harmi
laxative,” and in a few
foul, constipated waste, sour bile
undigested ood passes cut of the
es nave a well piave
again. When its little system + fall
ot cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea. .ndigestion, colic—remem-
ber a good ‘inside cleaning should
always be the first treatment given,
Millions of mothers keep “California
Syrup of Figs” handy: they know a
teaspoonful today saves a sick cnild
tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 50
cent bottle of "California Syrup of
Figs,’ which has directions for babies,
children of all apes and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. Adv,
after giving
of
itive,
aste
ender
is v§ith-
tev 1
i
this is
yeasant
the
or
ook at
Ye a
fruit
the
and
OW.
nid
hourg ali
and vou
His Profit
Mr. Isaacs-—-1 sell you dot cont at a
gread sacrifice.
Customer—But you say that of all
your goods. low do you make a Hv
tng?
Mr. isanca— Mein friendt, | nake a
small profit on de paper and string