A be autiful theory is upset by the fact that some men are much worse than others. YOUR OWN DRIGGIST WILL TELL YOU fry Murine Kve Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery Byes and Granviated Byolids; No Hmardng- Bye comiort. Write for wk of the Kye y sail Free. Murine Kye Remit Co., Chicago Now You Know. “Tell me, do women dress for the men or for each other?” “For both; for the men to admire, and for each other to envy.” The Rinest Horse Liniment Is Yager's Liniment., B. L. Taft, Salem, N. J, says, “In 20 years’ ex- perience of training horses, Yager's is the most wonderful Liniment I ever used.” For spavin, gall, sweeny, collar boils, wounds, ete. It has no equal The finest external remedy for man or beast. Larg 25-cent bottles at dealers. Prepared by QGilbert Bros. & Co, 1n¢., Baltimore, » Md.—aAdv, A Gay Dresser. “Your huband doesn’t care for quiet effects.” “Not in the least. day yesterdav hunting through the shops for a plaid collar button.” Louisville Courier-Journal, TOUCHES OF ECZEMA Kept me out all Easily. Trial Free. Ointment to soothe and heal, Nothing better than these fragrant super ereamy emollients for all troubles af- They mean a clear ekin, clean scalp, good hair and soft, white hands. Sample each free by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere~—Adyv, Helpful Advice. “S. e of these social workers evolve some profound theories.” “What now?" “This one advises the poor to mod- ity the cost of living by purchasing thelr stuff in barrel lots.” Wrong Sroons. Store Proprietor— What has become of that clerk hired last week? Department Manager-—l had to fire him. “Incompetent 7” “Nope. Too much of “1 don't understand.” “Miss Giddigad telephoned for a spoonholder and he asked her If a hammock would do. Telegram. we ” a joker. Took a Chance. Jones,” said the teacher sternly, “you are not attending to the lesson. Did vou hear Jessie Smith's description of the American product, hominy?” “Yes'm,” ir. “All right, then, Give me a sentence im which you bring in the word cor rectly.” “Walter * replied the small boy glib rep ied: ‘ Hominy marbles have you?” —-ANSWers, Helpicss Man, The late Fanny "Nearer, My God, aumerable other to Thee” hymns, ard in ing straight into the hearts of men. A Brooklyn friend of the aged hymn grams. “A Brooklyn bank clerk,” with a chorus girl. When | told Fanny Crosby about this she sighed and said: “*Eve y man becomes a fly when a web of lace is spread.” ”™ ———— A FOOD DRINK Which Brings Daily Enjoyment. — A lady doctor writes: “Though busy hourly with my own affairs, I will not deny myself the pleasure of taking a few minutes to tell of the enjoyment obtained dally from my morning cup of Postum. It is a food beverage, not a stimulant like coffee, *1 began to use Postum 8 years ago; mot becausa I wanted to, but because coffee, which I dearly loved, made my mights long, weary periods to be dread. ed and unfitting me for business dur ing the day. “On advice of a friend, I first tried Postum, making it carefully as sug- gested on the package. As I had al ways used ‘cream and no sugar, 1 mixed my Postum so. It looked good, was clear and fragrant, and It was a pleasure to see the cream color it as my Kentucky friend always wanted her coffee to look, ‘like a new saddle.” “Then | tasted it critically, for I had tried many ‘substitutes’ for coffee. 1 was pleased, yes, satisfied with my Postum in taste and effect, and am yet, being a constant user of it all these gears. “I continually assure my friends and acquaintances that they will like Pos tum in place of coffee, and receive benefit from: its use. 1 have gained weight, can sleep and am not perv ous.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read “The Road to Well wille,” In pkgs. Postum comes in two forms: Regular Postum ~- must be well Boiled. 15¢ and 26c packages. Instant Postum-is a soluble pow der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly fa a cup of hot water, and with cream and rugar makes a delicious beverage Emstantly. 230¢ and 60e tine, Both kinds are equally delicious and @ost per cup about the same, “There's & Reason” for Postum. ~gold by Grocers That the ball player of today does not make the most of his opportunities is the opinion of Malachi Kittredge, the old time catcher, now engaged in business in Cleveland. “The big league ball player,” says Kittredge, “has the easiest job there is. He does not even have to pack his uniform. That is done for him at the clubhouse. to the train for him lower berth. Arriving town, he is met He rides in a at another by a taxicab while his baggage is taken to the hotel in a wagon. He does not even have to write his name on the hotel register. He finds his room and a good one with bath reserved for him “He has nothing to do except to re ds at 2 p. m., practice and then take part in the game, His evenings are his own as are his morn- Ings, except at home, when some have practice sessions. engaged in any other profession, vet 1¢ fails to take advantage of it by fit. ting himself for some other profession or business to take up when his base- ball days are over. “The average player when on the mornings, takes walks, plays cards or sits around the hotel lobbles fanning. Evenings you can find him either at some theater or playing pool. billiards or cards. If he were to devote some of his time to study, he would be preparing himself for the future. and run the risk of injuring his eves. He does not relish the oft 15 ‘ i .» a- wun 20 May 13 2X June 25 ® July 1-1 June 16 16 1 May 78 10 April Aug. [Aug y AT BROOKLYN June BB 21 2 8B 7 Aug. I 0 21-21 ! i June M 25 2 28 Aug. 5 6 i § May ¢ 58 [May 1112 13 ] 3 15 iy 1 a 16 1 1 4 3 Aug. § NEWARK April 30 May 12 June 1 Aug. M 1 May 789% June 239 30 Ju Aug. W 11 12 13 May 1} June yp printed story that the old-time base ball player was a rough-neck, not to be compared to the college-bred player of today “1 guess they forget about the fa- mous old Chicago White Sox,” says Kittredge. “Of that team, John K Tener became governor of Pennsylva- nia and president of the National league; Anson was county clerk of Cook county, which means Chicago: Mark Baldwin is a famous surgeon in Pittsburgh; Ad GCumbert was sheriff | of Pittsburgh; Hutchinson, the Walter Wilmot is a banker in apolis, and Clark Griflith is pretty well up in the baseball game, “And the White Sox didn't have them all, either. Take your Cleveland team here. Chief Zimmer did well in busin McAleer. Palsy Tebeau has been successful in busi Louis; Cy Young acquired a small fortune, well invested, while ! George Tebeau and Jesse Burkett have stuck to the game as magnates and done well. In fact, 1 think if you would investigate you would find that the majority of the old-timers have done well since quitting the game, indicat ing that they were not the rowdies the later day writers would have the pub lic believe” $8. So did Jim ness in St Whitted May Succeed Paskert. What's this we hear? George Whit ted may succeed Dode Paskert ino cen ter field for the Phillies. How that Whitted boy is growing! He wasn't good enough to be a substitute with the Cardinals, then George Stallings got him and put & new spirit in him, and now he's counted better than one of the best outfielders in the National | league, 4 18 » am 3pm nen il *y a1 n fam Spm 6 Aug 6679 Bept Sept Jun Apri! May June 1 May fam 5 14 4 = May 13% 18 17 18 n 8 3 pm June 1 0110 fApril 28 12 pril 14 18 y sam Bept ept April une Sept tune 5 3 fapril 10 12 13 May 16 June 56 12 [Ju | 1 3 Wy April 18 1T 18 18 Aug. 19 21 § July 4 01 0 5 Ot 3 pm bo ACH NA ————— ! C—O ——————————. : May 4 5 8 June 930 1 2 3 L June Aug Sept april 22TH May lam uly 3 sept. Spm April BW MT NR ug 13 is 1-21 - ‘ - » - AT BALTIMORE 41612 April 30 May 1 3 9 R June 24 25 3% 3 . June 15 16 1 Aug. 56 June 9 21 2223 May 1112 13 May 468 Aug. AUK. } * = » - h 183 3 W Oct. } 3 RN VANES AT PITTSBURGH May 7810 April 38 July § 9 0 Sept. 1534 May M 15 Ju Aug Sept. April 7 3 20 21 July 13 14 15 Aug. 12 13 78 Aug. 830 3 Oct. 12 iuly 2 3 Gam Spm ANnLBs ve - une 29 30 July 1-1 Publishea i b Aug. ¥n1 213 sune 9 10-10 11 i : April 10 1 Muly 6 Sept. May MH 1B AVE. April MH 15 News 8D Sept. 15 16 17 18 July 31 Aug. 284 July 33 MH 1 M181 May 2 21 22 May M35 8 July Aug KANSAS CITY £9 Sporting April 13 MH 15 June § 7 July 4 Jam Spm § uly 3 Aug. 123 HLIN Juue 23 40 [sept. April 10 1 13 May 2788 29 OFFICIAL FEDERAL LEAGUE SCHEDULE, 1915 AT CHICAGO April 2827 28 May 3 Slam pm Juiysd wu Spm [Sept famipm 78 t 3 3 Uunel : 2 IS STAR SOUTHPAW TWIRLER “Rube Benton of Cincinnatl Reds Be- gan His Professional Career With Class D Team. J. €C. (“Rube”) Benton, the southpaw twirler of the Cincinnati Na- tional league club, was born in Clin. ton, N. C,, June 27, 1890, his professional career with the Macon 1910, and proved a sensation. clubs bld for his services, Beveral but he and was sent to Chattanooga in 19811 where he was not only a leading pitcher but outclassed the league heav- ers In striking out batsmen. He re turned to the Reds in the fall and has been with them since. Summer of 1913 he was injured In a motoreycle accident and was sus “Rube” Benton of Cincinnati. pended for the balance as an object lesson, as he had appar. tten the fact that he was being paid for playing ball and not for joy riding every night Benton stands six feet one inch in height and weighs 185 pounds. of the season. fe y - ently forgo FASTEST MEN IN BASEBALL Fritz Maisel of Yankees Given Credit for More Speed Than Ty Cobb, Hans Lobert or Milan. From first to second or from second to third, Maisel is the fastest man in baseball; a full step faster than Cobb or Lobert or Milan. “If | ever hit 300" says Fritz, “and don't steal 120 bases Ill eat my leg” “Which is the hardest to steal, seo ond or third?” he was asked Fritz Maisel of Yankees. was his reply. base.” STATE NEWS BRIEFLY TOLD The La’est Gleanings From All Over the State. TCLD [ll SHORT PARAGRAPHS After Harry B bardware store, is alleged caught elghtyearold CC back of 2 counter In the establishment stealing cartridges. T1 an inv the arrest bert Fritz, gpectively, tiegel, to have Iyde ¢ police slarted ration, which culminated of Allen McCurdy and Al aged 12 aad 13 years, 1¢ and revealed the existence ivenile Topi five are yet to be apprehended eet! Adoes of whom George Berndt, a welld Township, was taken of his father, by a party of men, in forest and thrashed with white switches, The le of ed about forty 6 puni it was ¢ Wal for his wi odo farmer, from | residence near Bomerset ader ich nnmber Berndt that t shment he did not provide fe was able to put over-—that is, the num- ber of times he was able to arrive safely out of a certain number of starte—Maigel sald: “The only time 1 kept track was through two weeks, when 1 started sixteen times and stole fourteen bases, which Is fair enough.” NOTES or the DIAMOND The Memphis club of the Southern ville Woodruff. LE The release by Little Rock of Pitch: er Charles Case mark the passing of . * » Pitcher Alfred (Red) Nelson has found snother berth. News comes from Des Moines that he has signed with Frank Isbell. . & » can't be run without an O'Connor be hind the bat. The Phillies have a youngster of the name. . " » Cleveland's slogan is “the City,” and the Cleveland ball club soems to be trying to keep them at that stage or below it Le Old Grant Rice declares Johnny Evers is fat; now we expect to hear that King Cole has taken a job ar the fat lady In & museum. e marriage of W. H. Denbrow, Md. and Mrs. Cassandra Jones, sweelhearts of thirty years ago carried out, the ANCe at Mus in t Belair, rom idy hey oolmates Creek Forks, York county 1 art and married and York, and began all over again they left off. Mr. Den met in brow is a farmer The fact that he } be would he could ked th hig ad remar rid marry his band like to get of £0 niece Peller niece wl dead in been choked to death. inquest Pell with the murder A ome young Iii 8 Wi fo Was The woman At the was formally charged } had oroner’s her pel jury which heard evi dence case of Ruth Spang! eleven years old, who was killed by » motorcycle ridden by Albert M. Luden, son of Willlam H. Luden, Reading's millionaire confectioner, decided that ber death was accidental and exoner- motoreyclist from blame. The coroner's in the er. George Doll, the four-yearold son of Doll, an engineer at the Com wall ore lebanon, found a re volver under a bed and while nlavine with {t the weapon was discharged the ball entering the abdomen of his nine-monthe.old baby sister, Mary, kill ing her instantly. of Seltzer City, told fice tat 8 boy of his was killed Faster Sundry. The victim An investi. A warrant has William Greno xX iz In progress at the Grego bome, but is Allentown School Board las of $670 000 for the ning year, of which $250.000 i27 part payment of the lion hizh school, be spont on 8 new school Fourteenth Ward. The eo! bond iseve lorie [bucker. seven-year-old daugh. the 3 CON condition at pathic Hospital there, wit} te brain ard otter injuries, result of beirg run down on the sir tory at Pottctown, Michael Madeira had a miraculous escape from being killed. All his clothing was torn off. The belt was thrown off by fellow. workmen, Madolra is in the Potts ¥. C. Scope, married and father of six children, was killed, when Jo“n Cangler. swinging a hammer at the Pennsylvania Raflroad car shone, Sun. bury. missed a bolt be was aiming at and struck Schope on the head, frac turing his skull While a road rang was burning way: acres before furrows could be ploughed to stop their spread. T. J. Jones, of Norristown, a tad ware avent, was stricken with moved to the Coaldale Hospital, where At a meeting of the Board of Berks Solicitor Leoard OG. Yoder submitted an opinion that they have no authority to collect turn key fees from discharged prisoners. Horace H. Fulmer, twenty-five years old, ron of Jacob A. Fulmer, has been appointed postmaster of Center Val ley. Lehigh county. The auto of Dr. Jesse Z. Hillerass, of Allentown, was struck by a train at Kroninger's crossing on the Reading Railway Hiram 1. Purdy was sworn In as postmaster of Sunbury. He succeeds Denjamin Apple. The Job pays $2,700 yearly. A Necessity In Every Rural Homes Is a bottle of good liniment. Yagera | Las iment is the best external remedy for man or beast John Aberman, Clermont Mills, Md, writes, “For 4 years | suffered with rheumatism, had to walk on crutches and the doctors said my case was chronle and incur able, 1 tried Yager's Liniment; it Is | the best Linlment to relieve pain 1 on is so prompt and Large bottles at flbert & Co. Inc, laltimore, Ady. | effective.” 25-cent Pros, Mirs., Md. — After the Meeting. Orator's Wile—Did plaud? Orator (with They | the people ap bit legs noise terness)—Appland? made rubber a feather bed! than =» NEVER HAD A CHILLY Afier Taki ny EI1IXInN BARBEK “My Hitle ds ter, 10 years old, suffered penriy a ve is and fever, most of the time under r's care. | was disoour aged snd vised me tw ry Klixir Babel, ry md she has never had since. It o« sietely cured ber.” Mra Cyrus Helms, 32 KE Bi. N E. Washington, D. GQ Filixir Babek [0 cents, all drugpists or by Parcels Post prepaid om Kloczewsii & Co, Wasbingion, b C. 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