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The Hand that feeds us;
PN
ROYAL GORGE
Mrs. Twitter's Little Dissertation
on Mother's Joy in Preparing
the Great Dinner.
She Didn't Seem to Take a Very En-
thusiastic View of the Matter, But
There Was a Reason for
Her Well.Expressed
“Grouch.”
keen to listening
about the
“I'm not
any sentin
‘specially
ental ravings
sald Mrs. Twitter, wi
refrigerated tone of |
lendar to pester us,
“very
)
lug
family
joke
to send the to an ex-
ive school. Blow one. You cavern |
k clothes!
ge el
They |
were!
the recs { a dark
and disinter yon
Ares SOME W fat
CET)
deader than they
{ before. In are not
fur at all, ha, ha! They are merely skin
what has been skun. Swat two. The
{ d the radiator
first cold day
Aver dea fact, they
-
blows in an
otor car freezes
once, and calmly expires. Slam thr
} iect, but father
you don't go to the opera.
up, sneezes
on
rT shi Orel
stars col
Sy
1
wie
Sey
s cortal drifting far away |
gentle spirit of |
Bumpweather.
lays are dead’
are they good?”
“They are good because!
and are
you hear our great-grand- |
and
8." sald Mrs
weet
holiday
“The good old
why
’e
asked |
old
because they
“For Weeks She Made Mince Pile.”
mothers scoffing about new ideas and
Don't you suppose they were
roaring about the dear old times that
had passed? Up to date though you
are, my Ilnmb, with your slit skirt and
rubber buttons; in your tango shoe |
soles, your chin strap on your little
bonnet, and your own Interpretation '
times.”
“Even thus” agreed Mrs. Bump-
weather, “even go. 'Tis truth, I vow.
But | shall belong to my own old
times: 1 shall not be classed with my
grand.nother's old time. 1 shall keep
alive with the elixir of the present
Henry Van Dyxe, D. D.
i a a a a a alti
Do know, I think om
real much
I can't
moment yon
days are
iving
VIDE
nicer than those old ones Hee
roaring Jolly
about exploring to church through
three feet of snow and meeting
atted gent carrying a wil
Thankagiving pictures ¢
a
a Uap
But,” continue
er tell abe
of
d Mrs. Twitter,
ATIC r
what sort
she mi
ee Bwellers
11+
tha in
he jelly
make
no her heart h
days of hard work gobbled
How charn
ind the
BW ee
and plucking
is off the Lest bair cloth furaiture
meal
lk arov
it what about
afterwards
“Cold Cloths on Her Brow."
washing up the tons of dishes’
Mother did not sit before the fireplace
and tell stories. She was putting little
How jolly it was
too. jut where was
mother? Oh, she was busy some |
where. Yes, we recollect now. She
was putting a cold cloth on her throb
bing brow; she had to pull herself to |
to crack nuts,
to serve a bit of supper afterward.”
“They didn't have the movies then |
to furnish them with recreation,” gale |
Mrs. Bumpweather, “or theaters oO!
dances. Vieiting and eating
elge. Give me time to get up a good
old-fashioned dinner and I can have
the biggest spread of my sweet, mid
dle-aged life Compare such a mea
to anything you can get downtown, O1
at any country club! My child
there's nothing equal to It, and it is
really a lark to cook it"
“Blithers!” remarked Mrs. Twitter
Mrs. Bumpweather sald nothing, as
if she meant it
“Alithers!” exclaimed Mrs. Twitter
again,
Mra. Bumpweather slipped her hané
through Mrs. Titter's arm.
“You're tired, little one,” said she
“When the enthus asm gets out o
your avstem, it's a sure sign that some
other less pleasant microbe has crep!
in. You can't afford to let yoursell
slip away like that. You've got to keeg
holding on, and feeling’ keen about hu
man events, and being interested, ever
if you're mending a pair of your old
man's trousers or picking the roast
beef bones for hash. You'll come and
e t your Thanksgiving dinner with me
won't you, honey?’
Mrs. Twitter wriggled about in »
naive, shy twist, supposedly to signify
inexpressible joy.
“What for did I do all that growly
talk?" asked she. “Little Tommy Tuck
er sang for his supper, Sut I'd rathe:
growl for mine”
And she sald it without the slightest
show of shama.
|
|
———
One Caused Break in Old Friend-
ship; the Other Brought
About Its Renewal.
Gallant Act of Salvation Army Lieu.
tenant Had Its Reward, Though
at the Cost of Great Dam-
age to Feelings and
Features,
when
N THE day Harlem was 20
long desirously to go out there and
kill buffaloes,
unprotected
game, Matthew
like all vessels of the aching
sideways to every one abead.
On landing at Castle Ga:
remained in the
purchase a gold b
den,
nough
rick apiece and
CIty ig e
sald west and constructed for them.
gelves two litt
the edge of
cliff,
And so
century,
ime,
8, perc hed
on Somebody or Oth
gh unto
wus
passed ni half
and it
Mr. Dorsey, having shed
breakfast dishes and lighted his
deen, went out to his front
what Mr. Cassidy was about;
Cassidy, having
same thing, did
thing
Good
du-
and
ana
Mr
tue
same
doue
precisely the
precisely
jo
he
morning, Matchew
called across the little gardens
“Th' e t5 3
i g WO 5
thim'!'” called back
dhs 3 |
commented
BAT Z An’
Mr
a folne da-ay, Matches
Mr. Cassidy, pm
pansively. “Tis th’ da-ay of
thanks
went
Of am
givin’
chew,”
sOITY
an’
on Mr. Cas
taht Ol bhov nothin’
TG own sintin
aven bef
re-
Mr.
assidy.
urea they's spoke
he
in
dulcet ef
{f u giveness.
“A gOossOONn
was loocome
along wid a
box o' good
fi" cint se
gars, T a
miilyon dol
lars, 'r s0'-
thing lolke
thot, ‘in of.
er thim to
me, Oi'd saay, ‘No, m«
thank ye, kindly G
beg’ friend I've had 'r manny
an’ more, Dorse7 there”
“Arrah, no, Woli Tone, avick”
tested Mr. Dorsey. “ "Twould niver ¢
D'ye think Oi'd shtand by an’ raycelve
all thim gorg'us an’ ixpinsive prisints
whilst you had not ta-ake
none of thim, be hiving., “Give thim to
Cassidy th’ noblest, gl
frind-'" He stopped. sudd
eyea bent plercingly toward a corner
of his little garden
“Phwat's thot ?™
ed.
“What's phwat?” lnquired Mr. Cas
sidy.
Mr. Dorsey brought a square fist
lown into a receptive palm with a re
sounding whack.
‘A turrkey!” he exclaimed. “A tur.
rkey! An’ in my yarrd! Th' Lord 1s
0
ve thin
ig? { i
Han Lia
ny.
Bent, tiptoesing. he started toward
the strutting fowl Mr. Cassidy moved
over toward the fence and watched
him in Helpless indecision.
Just as Mr. Dorsey had his hands
extended to grab the turkey, Mr. Cas
eidy shouted, suddenly; and the tur
key, frightened, scuttied through a
hole in the fence and into Mr. Cas
sidy’s yard. Whereat Mr. Cassidy made
a quick jump for it. But he missed it
clean and landed on the place where
te was intending to set out early let.
tuce In the spring.
Meanwhile Mr. Dorsey, half over the
tence, distended with rage, was yell
ing:
“Lave my turrkey be!
tur-rkey be!”
Mr. Cassidy picked a triangular seo
ton of broken glass from his person
and, com-
menting up
on it brief
ly and In
tense terms,
turned upon
Mr. Dorsey.
“Yure tur
rkey?™ he
cried, invid.
fously.
*Yure tur
rkey 7”
“Of thot
you sald”
howled Mr.
——_—
‘Lave My Turrkey Bel® Ber o 1
maan came along wid a segar vr a
millyon dollars, you'd say, ‘Give it to
ne friend Dorsey.'” He snorted, dis
Lave my
yez arre!
wur-rd ?”
i
Mr. Cassidy, hotly. “Whin th’ maaan
wid th’ millyon dollars comes, OF
kape me wurrd. But did Ol saay an-
me thot!’
“Of will an’ Ol will not,” rejoined
Mr. Dorsey, angrily.
"”
ould omadhoun or OI'll brain yez
“AP. A!” sald Mr. Cassidy, insult
ingly.
“Phwat's thot?’ yelled Mr. Dorsey,
looking for an opening In the fence
large enough to admit passage to his
portly frame,
When one Kerry man asks another,
loving people to retire to a distance,
and to =n
great dis
tance, for a
Kerry man
can throw
a half brick
a Trifle
apecds
bullet;
catch-as
Ny
as
i
and
at
catchcan
rough-and-
tumble,
kr
anddrag-
and various
t hh r
schools of
physical
combat, h«
superiors
1O0 Weak
and Mr
Dorsey
sting in his
respective
to say wo
old Mrs
i farther up
OCK-QOWY-
o e
Mrs. Slattery Had the
Turkey.
And
10 Y 4
{0 wag
Mr. Dori
a threatening finger,
to call M
mes that were congs
retired to th
think up thi
another on the mor:
Honoris Slattery, who live
the
ere ey, even
idy, too tired r
to
OW
on
rocks, alr
featl
Was
from
ug
>
removing
the tursey
last pin
with & piece of
to & ‘ay
gE at Mr
oe
Cassidy
WM»
Mil
io
f hav
for brings
male
* ssl we
Tor turkeys,
: vwhen the
hi
mpt to clinch t
nterrnpted.
an ‘ive as chape as wan if
i half
“an’ now gi'me me turrkey.™
The agent turned in cold hauteur,
a
¥ Oh
fT
returned
s rubbed off
$0.”
a crate”
name
ad ila E
trigidly.
who it b
“It's roine,” said Mr. Dorsey.
“Ye're a liar,” sald Mr
“*Twas on'y yisterday me son Molke
writ me tellin
ir. Cassidy
me he'd
ov lod
a V a0
“Oj
ther!”
Mr. Dorsey. “Well, yez couldn't read
Mr. Cassidy throbbed wita anger.
“Of'll I'arn ye phwat th’ difference
He took off his coat,
cast it to the foor and,
dirt
little eves, was not a whit behind.
And
Dalrymple of the Salvation army. He
was a little man, with a pimply face
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Kills
increase of the Human
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Dev
b
Other
asi
fnorens
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2
40 0
ated a
The ravages of war d 1
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have
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about
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roll of Russo-Japanese reached
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A
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said 1
The LI
troved
1703 is
56 des
were |
Not to Be Thought Of.
“Now let us put our head together
and see if we can’t arrange matters”
“Pat our heads together? That
Your green
wig and my purple hair won't harmon
ize.”
Ian't it funny that
like to do most are the
the things we
things we are
valiantly pushed in where would have
blindest angel that ever flew,
“Hold!” he cried, extending spin-
dling arma.
Mr. Dorsey eyod him truculently.
“Gowan! he yelled,
wan’ ter git kilt? Git out o' me wa-ay!”
and he rushed at Mr. Cassidy.
Lieutenant Dalrymple, the peace
maker, with extended hands, stepped
between.
Mr. Dorsey ia the eye, while the other
enmeshed itself in Mr. Cassidy's Glen
BAITYS.
It was well for Lieutenant Dalrym-
ple that he was a good runner. The
half mile to headquarters he covered
in two minutes fiat, and he spent the
the army endeavored to eject from the
the trumpeting Mr. Cassidy.
fought. But it was an ejection,
Sitting side by side in the street, Mr.
Dorsey timorously wiggled back and
forth a loose tooth, while Mr. Cassidy
tenderly caressed a fast biackenirg
eye.
“Matchew,” sald Mr. Cassidy at
length.
Mr. Dorsey removed his fingers from
his mouth.
“Phwat is ut? he queried.
“Lave us go home an’ ate our tun
rkey,” sald Mr. Cassidy.
Mr. Dorsey nodded profoundly.
“Yis,” he said. "An' whin we've fin
ished—'twill be daark by thin—we'll
coom back an’ lay f'r thot Salvashun
army divvle, be hivving!"—Pannayh
vhala Orit
Don't envy the bluffer
» jen't ak
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