THE CENTRE REPORTER. THURSDAY, JANUARY = 1914 BATTLES IN THE BLOOD. Antitoxins Fight the Germs of Their Particular Disease, apimal has a certain dis- produces large quantities of the particular antitoxin that will fight that disease. If the blood of this animal be introduced into another ani- mal the latter will get the disease, but in a milder form, and will at the same time be stimulated to secrete large quantities of the antitoxin. It is now capable of resisting an attack by an army of powerful germs and becomes “Immune” to the real disease, If its blood be drawn and filtered to free it from red and white corpuscles the serum tlint is left is merely the watery part of the blood heavily charged with the antitoxins of that disease. This, injected into the blood of a person suffering from it, re-en- forces the antitoxins already there and speedily routs the enemy by neutraliz ing the poisons that the toxic germs are liberating. Serum is prepared in two ways—one by taking it from the blood of another animal, the sther by a culture from the blood of the patient himself. There are only one or two diseases that ean be cured by medicine. In all others the medicine is given merely to stimulate the natural production of antitoxins. If we knew how to make an antitoxin for every disease we ghould have no more use for medicine. The number of diseases for which antitoxins are being discovered is mul- tiplving year by year. — New York World. When any ease its body FRISKY SENATE PAGES. They Are Great Mimics and Discuss Burlesque Legislation. They are the greatest mimies in the world. They can take off the idiosyn- crasies and humorous peculiarities of the senators to a “1.” Sometimes when the senate is not sitting and too many visitors and page are not around to observe the proceedings the pages themselves go into a solemn senatorial session. One will impersonate the vice president, another the chief clerk, and so on Various other boys will pretend to be either their favorite senators or the senators of home states. Each boy oc. cupies the seat to which the real sen ator is entitied. Bang! goes the vice president's gavel, and the extraordinary session of pages bas convened. There is always an argument as to which senator shall be recognized when the regular order of business is reached. Every concelv- able current subject is discussed, with a goodly sprinkling of “baseball legis lation,” which always carries with it a rider by which each page senator shall be entitled to an annual self renewing pass for all the season's games. A bill which is almost sure to be introduced is one which proposes to increase the salaries of the pages and shorten their hours of duty.—Robert D Heine in Leslie's Weekly. “FEROCIOUS DOLPHINS. Marine Monsters That Are Known as Whale Killers, There really is such a sea monster as the whale killer. It is one of the largest and most ferocious of all the dolphin family. It also is known as the grampus. It is characterized as a genus by its large size and the conical and depressed head, devoid of a beak. The back fin is of great length, espe cially in the males, and the flippers are large and broadly ovate. The teeth are comparatively few in number, varying from ten to thir- teen on each side of the jaw, and are much larger than in any dolphins yet noticed, being often an inch or more in diameter and having an oval sec- tion. The coloration is striking, the upper parts and fins being black, while the lower jaw, chest and under parts are whitish. The white area of the under parts does not, however, extend to the flukes, but ends posteriorly in a trident, of which the lateral and shorter prongs extend obliquely upward on the flanks. There is a large white streak above and behind the eye, and frequently at lenst a purple crescentic area extends across the back behind the fin. The killer attains a length of at least twen ty feet.—8St, Louls Times. LOBSTER AND BUTTERFLY. Widely Apart In Appearance, They Are Close Relatives. You would hardly think it to look at them, yet the lobster is a relative of the butterfly. The kinship is not mere ly that of two members of the animal kingdom. The lobster and the butter- fly are actually in one and the same great group of the kingdom, dike the clam and the snail or the whale and the giraffe, whose spheres of activity are so widely separated, It Is simply, as Darwin pointed out in the case of all other creatures a great many years ago, that the lobster and its friends, the crab, the prawn and the shrimp, chose one method of life, while the butterfly and its set chose another, So the first group developed charac. teristics sulted to the conditions in which it lived, including as one of the most important, as its members do not move rapidly, a coat of armor to protect them from thelr innumerable enemies, while the butterflies and the great host of other winged insects shed every bit of superfluous weight, trusting to swiftness to carry them out of danger and to protective coloring to conceal them when flight is un- avalling.— London Family Herald. Reporter $100 a year untiljFeb, lat, bosses "Late at the Play.” We know from Pepys and from pas. | sages in the plays of contemporary dramatists that the manners of thea- ter nudiences In the restoration epoch were not nlee, but there Is no reason to believe that even the fops habitual. ly arrived at the theater late. Mr. Sparkish, Mr. Novel and their fellows would talk loudly while the play was going on to show the superiority of their wit to the poet's, but they likely were on hand early to lose none of the fun. In later epochs of English the atrical history theater going was a se. rious undertaking, not a mere pastime, One can tell from the beginnings of old plays that the authors counted on audiences closely attentive from the first. Lady Randolph is the first speak- er in “Dougins.,” Orestes in “The Dis- tressed Mother,” Almeira in “The Mourning Bride.” The custom of “play- ing the audience In” with a short plece was of stil] luter origin. Perhaps about that time the habit of going late to the theater became common. “Half price” for late comers was a custom of Thack- eray’s time.— Westminster Gazette. Cruikshank at Eighty. “Among the many people whose ac- quaintance | made in Richardson's rooms was old George Cruikshank. 1 happened Incidentally to remark that I wasn't very well, when Cruikshank in his genial manner exclaimed: “What? Not well? A powerful young fellow like you ought to be ashamed of your- self to talk of being unwell! Here, let me see you do this’ “He sprang up, took the tongs and poker from the fireplace, crossed them on the floor like two swords and then, whistling his own air, danced a high- land sword dance with great agility and accuracy, keeping it up for at least a quarter of an hour. As he threw himself into a chair, somewhat ex hausted by his efforts, he sald, ‘Now, then, when I'm dead you can say you saw old Cruikshank when he was over eighty years of age dance the sword dance in Dr. Richardson's room." "— From “Pages From an Adventurous Life.” Punished the Selfish One. The Bale-Geneva express, says the London Stundard Geneva correspond ent. wus overcrowded the other dap and several travelers had to stand In the corridors of the second coaches. One tourist saw a seat vacant. but covered with a passenger sitting seat was “occupied.” “Yes,” replied the stranger, “the man is in the restao rant car, and will return soon.” There the matter ended until the express reached Lausanne, when the owner of all the luggage prepared to get out “Pardon me.” sald the tourist, luggage does not belong to yon,” and called the guard. The latter sided with the tourist, and the whole matter was placed before the station master. The selfish traveler had to prove, plece by plece, that the luggage on the seat belonged to him, and he finally was obliged to pay for two second class tickets class gage, and asked near whether the lugs “that The Charm She Wore. Many are the charms adopted by so clety women with a graln of supersti tion in their makeup, and one of the most unique is that worn by a young matron who spends much of her time at Atlantic City. Attention being called to her curious pendant-—a polished sab stance set in pearls and suspended from a slender gold chalin—s asked what manner of stone it might be. “Stone?’ she laughed “it's just plain, ordinary wood. You see, I have a most unfortunate tendency to boast and at such times caution tells me to knock wood Oftentimes there Is no wood at hand, so all 1 have to do to save myself from my rashness is to tap my little locket. Simple, ain't It? ~New York Tribune. Beautiful India. India bears the same relation to the orfent that Italy does to Europe. It is the home of palaces, temples and monuments: it is the home of beautiful art work in many materials. Most of its cities have a splendid historical past that Is seen in richly ornament ed temples and shrines. in the tombs of its illustrious dend and In palaces that surpass In beauty of decoration anything which Europe can boast - “The Critic In the Orient” she was Betting Him Right, They were enoying a motor ride and had just entered a country road. “May | kiss your hand?’ he asked, a little confusediy She removed her vell “No.” she replied. “1 have my gloves on.” —Lippincott'ssMagazine. Teaching Him. Briggs-Did your wife scold you when you went home so late last night? Griggs—You don’t know what it is to have a wife who was once a school teacher. Why, she made me write a hundred times on a sinte, “| must be home by 10 o'clock.” Exchange. Soothing. “Then you refuse to eat my first bis cult? “I don't refuse to eat it, my dear. | don’t want to eat it. [| wish to have your monogram engraved on it and then hang It upon my watch chain.” Louisville Courier-Journal, Defining It, Instructor (at night schooh—-Give a sentence with the word “metaphysi- clan” io it. Shaggy Hatred Pupil-On his way home Mr. Jones metaphysh etan.~Chicago Tribune. Confidence (mparts a wonderful in. spiration to its possessor. —John Milton. AIA IS, You don’t bave to have the gr) realize that a frieze on the wal in the head. ¥ Winged Creatures of Burnes, Inn Be winged creatures ire en. catintered vould least ex- { + of her nnd Wiese where Flsing 6 rings are found in all there Is the fiyving fox, the fruit eating bat, which the 3 “kruang.” They may be almost any evening winging steady fight often at a grent elevatio vell out of range of a shotgn he fiving synirrels as twill Ore pect them known ys call evening Cones 1 hey to the scramble Wide the fore and parachute fashion itso seen lofty tree which they started from skin between act in sustain them in theh of some size, but The fiying Hzard Is seen in the day in Jung with a flagh In much the san squirrel. Dut he }s it requires a quick tect him, The native clay ball shot from th North Borneo Herald. ire ole up they xX pansi hind 1114} ana Ons Ol Hibs the ns the er and eir Spiders That Hunt Fish, There ure certain two feet from sondeis and feed woris The earnive phibious Ih spiders entirely vions of South | fer a fisl to exitl ng mice, reser bh iting r ! Quarreled. auarreled woman to They with girl asked me other fie d him ten beligre mel” t “Well. ve red Lim to Bob ¥ ad his i the ago.” yon shold have ref antes fle 8 «tthe thing id swear von tol four years very «Detroit Free "ross Where Me Cot It Teecher- Naw, Ww fe, where did you get that chewing gum? 1 want the truth Wilie-You don't want the truth. teacher, and I'd rather not tell a He. Toncher- How dare you say | don't want the truth! Tell me at once where you got that chewing gum. Willie- Under your desk. ~ Exchange. Hiustrative Dances. “Dunces uted to originate frem tribal customs” “Well, doosn’t it seen possible that some of these poplar dances tend to Hingtrate the movements of persons dodging a flock of motorears?'— Wash. tngton Khe ——————— A How to Treat a Wire Cut. Never loft 0 wire cut on your stock go unattended. Clean out the wound with soap and water, wash with perox- fde of hydrogen and apply a good heal ing ointment. — Rural Farmer Just a Buggyestion. He-What! Another pow, dress! That's enough to make me jump out of my skin! She-~Why don't you to it? Then | can have a belt and hand bag made of it. Ulk. A man's foture Is his own. He makes it himself every day as be goes along through life. A ———— AI MA sn Ge ting up in the world Is meroly » pu. Ler of getting down Lo work, SANCTUARY atin ited IN ENGLAND. The Principle Survives to a Lim- Deg Lon fminal nw by | i t ping to the npearest church or he ital and claiming the ‘sanctu for d Stuart Great Brita Ti housands of minal, to ary,” davs Just h 1 from cathedrals ar roval palaces scores of towns “4 time after rod betweed Legend of the Rose. A German tr tion gives the origin of the moss rv 3 An ange fo earth sought a place after his labors was shut against the heavenls At length t sank upon the came amd ret it every g£ very wo . i im a It caught falling have Wak- ii over 1 tent lenyes the iid otherwise drenched the messenger of love ing. the angel said to the rose: Thou hast ied the shelter that man denied A proof of my on 8) And the green t alot While the de Crowning the blushing rosebush spr ite oulsnren which w= apon dow 11 with the ous gathered al ee abide yut the ne like a diadem, flgwer. wdropa sho Naturally, The teacher had been reading to the class about the great forests of Amer fen. “And now, boys” announced, “which one of you ean tell me the pine that has the longest and the sharpest needles? Up went 5 hand in the front row. “Well, Tommy? “The porcupine.” Jor. she Philadelphia Led The Only Explanation, “Remember,” said the fair visitor to convict 2323, “that stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage.” “Well, den, inde,” replied 2323, “de wanden's «oit'nly got me hypnotized.” Now York Times. Try It. Ktart ouf with the intention of calling everything by Ite right name and you will change your mind before you have gone a block - Chicago News s—————————— Taking advice is someliines worse than giving it Thine 245000 La » CHARLES D FOR KENT thiles west of ¢ H. TUMHAVE lege, Pa. hundred and fty acres, Twe pire Hal; for particninre call W ar C. Lb GOODLING, Stats SHOATE FOR BALE white shoats weigh GEORGE B, BLACK, oe well bred chester about sixiy pout Centre Hall, Pa 08 HIGH GRADS Several cows, due HOILSTEIXNE FOR Or ORV HiAIeW wow bails, oie #ix months old, the other t od and registered, alwo belles coming two and one hail years oid, ail in call, This stock is all bed from yepinered balls and cows and hedferns are bred to r gistered Luis R D. MUSSER, Spring Mills. edp'd ES TAN OF MULES, WAGONS, NEBR FOR SALE The undersigned offers al private sale the lowing © Henvy span of mules, jonsand five years old two horse wagon, track wagon, bob sled, all good fas iow, Hamosm-set of har om, homes, used bul one year ZETTLE BROTHERS, Centre Hall, tha SALE «= Ks: two nn weeks ARD HAR complete . for two Mod HENRY P. BITNER, A. m, Ph. . SCRIVENER AND CONVEYANCER Deeds, Mortgages, Bonde, Wills, Leases, Con tracts, and other legal papers carefully prepared nt short notice, One year jxjerience } in law ol fice, Terms reasonable. Bell phone 17-8, MURRAY'S DRUG STORE, URNTRE HALL PFA dr18.1y Hall's Hair Renewer ce falling hair. No doubt about boty You will surely be Of he Receipts nnd Fxveditures of the BOROUGH OF CENTRE HALL For the year | nding January sth 1914 ERRSVALLRY BANKING { TREABURER inpsid $121 WO unts and find ow ledge and he sl KITE BOY 3» Our 22 THOMAS L. MOORE, HB. KREAMER, J H. AKNARR, Auditors, Sale Register, FERS A ARY ii Mi hwoest of | me o'clock. y Clayton ws. OD SOIR, ele. oni ty of he Le bold goods, ¢ ducks, pe varie includ. MARCH ten o'clock, sn the king Creek two ox west of George A. Hentinger Four elt, fourteen cows, thirteen youn v hogs, two brood sows, also, & fu implements, MON DA ¥ A y On Ki # by ing IDAY AND SATURDAY, MARCH 6th and tth, on the Lee farm and at Centre Hall, by the pxccutors of Dr. George 1. Lee: Farm stock, implements, aud household goods TUESDAY, MARCH 10 FRI ose o'clock, two and one-tialf miles cast of Fenus Oave along Brash ey rood, by Osoar C. Homan, farm stock and implements, Wise and Hubler, auctioneers, THURSDAY, MAR( H 12, ten o'clock, onehall mile west § Penbs Oavy i, Kumavnel ¥ungsrd Four hoses, thirtesn oo vee, 8 bali i 4 heifegs, Jot of bogs, IH shew p, jot Plymouth Rock chickens, Peerless traction eowine, thresher and clover huiler, champion hay press, Ross fodder shreds der, woesd saw, belts, and fix ures, sverythine complete, Also sil the arming implements and tools, and sone household WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11,12 o'clock, two and one-half miles west of Centre Hall, by Chas 8. Barrds © Farm stock and implements, MORDAY, MARCH 16, all day sale, Shed mile south-east of Linden Hall by 8 KE, Farm stock a d implements. I. 5 i, Shagen sue tioneer. TUESDAY MARCH 17, at OM Port. by William Bradford. Large farm stock sod Implements. — LF. Mayes, suct, March 19, Henry Homan. Centre Hall: stock, ete. ~L, F. Mages auch. FRIDAY, MARCH 20, va o'clock, three miles wml of Centre Hall, by W, KE Tate snd G. W, Raiston : 7 borses, 11 sows, 9 young eal le horn but, whout 90 hogs : also fail tine of farm. thy implements, Haury Grove, auctioneer, FRIDAY MARCH 27. all day. by George W, Rawe, pesr Linden Hail arm stock and Tne te, MONDAY, MARUH 20 ton o'clock, one mile east of Pott mv Mille, on the Wagner farm, by Eimer A. Hamshoarcer! seven horves snd Parm HX cows, six young erties ot of Bogs, and 8 line of farming implements, all of them new