The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 02, 1912, Image 5

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    Glasgow to be Chairman,
Mr. Guthrie, representing the Re-
organizers, " and Mr. Ritter, who
stands for the ‘' old guard,” have
agreed that William A. Glasgow, Jr,
of Philadelphia, shall be the tempo-
rary chairman of the Democratic con
vention next Tuesday.
Ritter, by foul means, has been en-
deavoring to secure certificates issued
to ¢ Reorganizer Democrats. Of
course, it matters little how many of
these certificates he secured. It is vot-
ing that counts, It is hard for this
element to part with the tricks of the
trade.
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Snyder County License Court,
License court was held in Snyder
county on Saturday and continued on
Monday Eight applicants were re-
fused. One applicant, on account of
the serious charges against him, with-
drew his application.
Fotter-Lingle, AN
J sons M. Potter and Mise Mary
Lingle, both of near Centre Hall,
were united in marriage at the the
United Eva’ gelical parsonage, st
Centre Hall, by Rev. B A. Bnayder,
Tuesday evening
aac Sai ———
LOCALS
Clothing, bats and shoes. —C. P.
Loong & Co.
Claude K Stahl was here from Al-
tocns Sunday with his parents,
Miss Margaret Jacobs was at Btiate
College from Saturday until Monday.
Tyrone was dry during the whole of
April, but on Tuesday Judge Baid-
ridge granted six botel licenses.
During April there were thirteen
days on which rain fell ; there were
but seven fair days. The rain fall
was three and three-fourth inches.
Philipsburg citizens, or at least
some of them, are protesting against
an amusement aggregation or carnival
to show in that town the week of the
20th.
Lather Emerick and Reaben Garis
represented the local I. O. O, F. at
Renovo on Friday. The occasion was
the celebration of the ninety-third an-
niversary of the order in the United
Btates,,
John D. Meyer, cashier of the
Second National Bank, Altoona, was
in town Baturday and Bunday, having
come here to visit his parents who
just returned from the south where
they spent the winter,
Rev. T. J. Frederick, of Bpring
Church, who has been a reader of the
Reporter for nearly forty-five years,
continues to appreciate the paper and
declares that he and Mrs. Frederick
could not do without it.
C. P. Long & Compsny, at Bpring
Mills, bave now on hand their spring
and summer merchandise and are
ready for their many customers,
Judging from the demands made for
the new goods, they must be, attract”
ive,
EThe new steel (bridge at ; Lewisburg
to take the place of the wooden bridge
will be constructed without interfer-
ing with railroad traffic. The new
structure will cost $65,000, and will
be erected by the Pennsylvania Bteel
Company, of Steelton,
The four million dollar mortgage of
the Penn Public Service company,
operating in Centre, Clearfield, Cam-
bria and Indiana counties, has been
put on record in the recorder’s office
in this county. The Instrument cov-
ers seventy pages of typewritten
matter.
Among others from a distance who
sttended the funeral or Miss Elizabeth
Kimport, on Tuesday, were these : Mr
and Mra. W., J. Wagner, Altoona ;
Mrs. M. A. Bankey, Millheim ; A. B.
Kimport, Bellefonte ; Col. D. F. Fort-
ney, Bellefonte, Bamuel snd Miss
Myra Kimport, State College; Mr,
and Mrs. John Fry, Pine Grove Mills,
The Ladies’ World for May is un-
usually rich in fiction of a most enter
taining kind, besides having some
special articles that are timely, well:
written and interesting. This mags-
zine advances steadily in excellence,
the quality of its contents, both text
and illustrations, being fully equal to
that of its higher-priced contem-
poraries,
L. G. Rearick returned from a busi-
ness trip to Tamps, Florida, He
found fine weather down there—a
temperature of eighty-five, He was
so well pleased with Florida that he
leased a home in Bt. Petersburg, on
the opposite side of the bay from
Tampa, and in » few weeks expects to
go there with his family. Bt. Peters.
burg is a town of six thousand, and Is
made up largely of northern people,
It is a resort, and during the winter
months is flooded with tourists from
all states,
H. E. Bweetwood, of Clarno, Wis
consin, accompanied by his daughter
Murgle, canfe east ou Monday, having
been called bere on sccount of the
death of his mother, Mrs, J. W. Sweet.
wood, in Georges Valley, Mr, Bweets
wood is the owner of a fine farm in
southern Wisconsin, and is planning
how to come into possesion of another
“eighty ”’ adjoining it. Mrs. Bweet-
wood is a western lady, but her grand.
parente—3wartz and Kopp—were na.
tives of Penns Valley, but went to
Ohio and Wisconsin when those states
were considered ** the west, "’ and took
sdvanage of the opportunities there,
The First Japanese In America,
The first Japanese who ever came to
America as far as Is known was Man-
Jiro Naknbama, a fourteen-year-old
lad, who was picked up by the captain
of an American fishing vessel In 1841,
twelve years before the coming of
Commodore Perry to Japan. Naka-
hama, with four companions, had sail
ed out into the ocean on a fishing ex-
pedition, their boat bad been wrecked
by a storm, and they were finally
washed ashore on a desert island in the
northern Pacific. Three months of dire
privation were passed on the island
before the little party was rescued by
the American vessel. His companions
were left in Hawail, but Nakahama,
who became a great favorite of the
captain, wes brought to the United
States and sent to a New England
school. And when Commodore Perry
came to Japan, Nakahama was able to
act as interpreter in the negotiations
carried on between the American en-
voys and the Japanese feudal govern-
ment authorities.—Dr. Jokichi Taka-
mine in Oriental Review,
Beavers’ Work,
The beavers not only cut down treet
for the purpose of making dams, but
also use the smaller upper branches as
a storage supply of food for winter use,
These branches, from two to four inch-
es in diameter, are cut into lengths of
two or three feet and then by wonder-
ful engineering abllity are carried be-
neath the water and into the beavers’
houses, or the burrows, with which the
bank of every beavers’ dam is honey-
combed. Here they are carefully stor-
ed. The green bark is the staple arti-
cle of food throughout the winter.
The dams are of varying height and
length, according to the particular lo-
cation. I found a dam in Mesa county,
Colo, which was just six feet from
bottom to top and Impounded a body
of water six feet or more in depth and
covering an area of several acres. This
dam was perfect In construction. It
was composed entirely of willow bush-
es, a8 no large timber grows in the vi
clnity.—~Our Dumb Animals.
His Cheapest Poker Game,
In a mining locality is a miner who
feeds his money into the games around
town as regular as pay day comes
around. One Sunday, as the story goes,
the “gang” was “sitting in" a game at
the regular meeting place. There was
no room left at the board for any one
else to “sit in.” Presently the habitues
heard the famillar tread of the miner
He knocked on the door with the regu
lation secret as a sign that he
wished to deposit some more money io
the bank. The crowd was very busily
engaged, and wit in the crowd
yelled out to the miner: “No room In
this game for you, Skinny. Just throw
your money over the transom, and
we'll divide it up!” And Bkinny shot
a two dollar bill over the transom
That night be met the regulars down
town. “Say.” he ex with a
grin, “that -was the poker
game I ever ‘sat ial
News,
tap
one
inimed,
cheapest
"Indianapolis
Handy With His Fists,
Admiral Wilson of the British navy
won his Victoria cross at the battle of
21 Teb in 1884. There was a gap In
the square, and five or six of the en
emy nade a viclous rush forward, at
tempting to get inside. Captain Wil
son, who was present with the naval
brigade, advanced to meet them alone,
but his sword broke in the endeavor to
cut one of the intruders down. Here
upon the officer, instéad of beating a
basty retreat, stood his ground and be
gan bowling over the enemy with his
fists. Either from the nature of the
ground or, as the record puts it, “the
surprising nature of his attack,” Cap
tain Wilson escaped with a few
wounds and was rescued by the square
closing up round him. Sir Redvers
Buller described the act as the most
courageous he ever witnessed.
Not Likely.
Mrs. Morton (angrily)-Tommy Hor
ton. what made you hit my little
Johuny ?
Tommy Horton—He struck me with
a brick.
Mrs. Morton mangrily)y—Well, never
jet me bear of your hitting kim again
If he hits you you come and tell me.
Tommy Horton (sneeringly)—Yes;
and what would you do?
Mrs. Morton—Why, I'd whip him,
Tommy Horton (In disgust)—-What!
He hits me with a brick and you have
the fun of lcking him for it? Not
much!—London Telegraph.
Matched.
Towne—~Met Gabble and Perkins at
a smoker last night and lotroduced
them to each other. Browne-Oh, say.
it's a shame to Introduce a bore lke
Gabble to anybody. Towne-It's evi
dent you don't know Perkins or you'd
see the humor of It.
The Proper Head.
Husband (studying his wife's ao
counts)~There are several items you
baven't entered here: Doing up the
furniture, your hairdresser, dentist,
trip to the sea, for Instance. Wife—
Oh, those all come under “repairs
Fliegende Blatter,
A Will and a Way.
“Where there's a will there's a way,”
quoted the wise guy.
“Yes,” assented the simple mug;
“there's generally a way out of it."
Philadelphia Record.
Will Persist In Trying It
“What is an optimist, pa?’
“An optimist Is a man who comes
home late and thinks he can get in
without his wife knowing it."-Cincin-
nat! Enquirer.
Alring our grievances does not al
ways make thelr odor any sweeter,
A AIM SR SA
Centre Reporter §1 » year.
hi. di
“Postoffice Humors.
official, “why should you carry on your
correspondence with cards? You can
write at greater length in a letter.
on posteards.”
sult me better. Kindly give me ten.”
“But, dear worthy sir, you are not
of those poor people who have to use
postcards. Rather write a fine long
letter.”
“Will you or will you not give me ten
postcards?”
“Honored sir, I would willingly give
them to you, but I cannot.”
“Why on earth not?
“Because | have none.
really insist upon having some you will
have to go to Joppa for them, seventy
miles away.”
This reminds my correspondent of a
mascus to ask for letters.
pow you are asking for more.”
Saved His Leg.
“Fighting Bob” Evans was severely
injured in the last attack on Fort
Fisher. He was taken to a hospital,
his leg. Evans was by no means recon
ciled to this idea, and In the absence of
the surgeon procured a big navy pistol
When the doctor came back with his
fnstruments the patient asked him in
noceptly what he proposed to do.
“I'm afraid we shail have to ampu-
tate your leg.” sald the surgeon, reach.
fng for his tools. When he returned to
the attack he was looking into the
muzzle of the navy pistol
“Drop that knife, —— you!” cried
Evans, and really there was nothing
else for the surgeon to do.
“Now | want a word with you,” sald
the patient. “That leg doesn’t come off,
do you understand? The first one of
you who makes a move to take it off
load of lead.”
off. It is true that
mp through life, but
will get a
Nor did
Evans carried a
it come
his timely assertion of his personality
had which afterward
proved quite useful. —~Chicago Record
Herald
saved his leg,
Cold, Heat and Drowsiness.
» feel drowsy when com
id Into a very warm
old upon
urface blood
ox] to the interna
! weaken the circu
figed the jesus
w brain will pro
end In
The Most Remarkable Suicide,
The most cut ide in the an
pais of self rred at
Chiguete, N B.,
Before
murderer, wlio
Jt Hes
rou
fous su
destruction occu
in the spring of 1830
tting the deed the sell
wns W.R T
, dug his own grave and placed a
of his own handiwork at
the bottom. The dirt from the opening
was kept from back into the
excavation by boards beid in place by
a trigger 10 which a string was at
tached Everything in readiness, the
deliberate Mr. Jones, as subsequent
developments revenled, got in the cof
fin, took a dose of poison and then
pulled the string, burying himself be
peath tous of earth. This has
put down as one of the most unique
and successful cases of self destruction
on record
comms
named
fh coflin
rolling
been
Just as Guaranteed.
Jones answered an advertisement
and sent a dollar for four pairs of
socks. When they arrived Jones looked
them over and then wrote the adver
tiser:
“Socks received. The patterns are
vile. | wouldn't be seen on the street
with them on™
Back came the anawer:
“What are you kicking about? Didnt
we guarnntee that you wouldn't wear
them out? Judge.
Easy.
Actress—In this vew play 1 am sup
posed to die of a broken heart. Now,
bow am | to know how a person with
a broken heart behaves?! Manager
I'll tell you what to do. Study the
author of the play after he sees your
first rebearanl.— Boston Transcript.
Duty,
The reason why people so {ll know
bow to do thelr duty on great occa
sions ls that they will not be diligent
fn doing their duty on little occasions
Hlegical.
He-A woman Is always [logical
She How do you make that out? He
«~8he can always remember her birth
day, but never her age.— Vanity Life.
Natural Recreation,
The lightning plays, the wind whis
tien, the thunder rolls, the snow flies,
the waves leap, the field smiles, the
bud shoots nnd the river runs,
The result tests the work.—~George
Washington,
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Centre Reporter, §1 per year,
and metal beams,
“unloaders,”
\
|
and riding—steel, wood
Land Rollers, wood and steel drum, 2 and 3 sections.
The “ Buckeye”
High- and Low-wheel
Cultivators
Albright Cul-
and the well known
tivators,
Buckeye and Farmers Favorite Drills,
A full line of Johnston Haying and
Harvesting Machinery.
The well known 3-bar Lancaster Side
Delivery Rake. Hay Carriers and
Hay Forks.
The Olds and Frost King Gasoline En-
gines, Feed Mills, Wood Saws, Belting.
AUCTIONEER.
AUCTIONEER ~The undersigned offers his ser
vioes to those having personal property and
real estate 10 sell at public sale. The record
made during the past fow years is a guarantee
of efficiency. Dales taken during the whole
of the year. Rates ressonable. L. FRANK
MAYES Lemont, Pa.
L. F. ROAN, GENERAL AUCTIONEER. FARM
and stock sales a specialty. Terms very roa.
sonable. Address L. F, n, Lemont, Pa.
Farmer :~1f you want to make more money--
10 increase the fertility of yoar farm and make
stock healthy and ving-—you need The
National S.ockman and Farmer and the books,
* Common Senre Treatment of Farm Animals”
by Dr. C. D. Smead, and Essentials of Soll
Portis J by Alva Agee. For $100 we will
sen
The Stockman Bride Calendar ; for $150, The
The S:ockman three
Calendar i for 83.
both ar.
® and
STC MAN AND FARMER,
Pa. — ol
PLUMBING
Bath Room Work and
General Plumbing
—-., SA
Hot Water Heating
e Stockman five
New Shoes on our Shelves
We have just received a consignment of new
shoes—for work or dress—in black and tan,
button or lace,
Men especially will be interested in our shoes
for everyday wear ; especially adapted for wear
during the months, $2.50 to $3.
Stylish Dress Shoes from $2.50 to $3.50.
A few odds and ends in Winter Shoes will be
closed out at a reduction,
Women’s Skirts : nWhite
On display in our window. Pretty patterns, in
black taffeta and white, Real good values at
$J and $1.50,
We will soon announce a sale of net # dry goods.
Watch for it.
KREAMER & SON
Centre Hall, P 4,