Nar st A AAR ARS B58
And He's Not Alone.
Howell—-What do you think of him!
Powell-—-He has all of the eccentri
cities of genius without the genius,
For COLDS and GRIP
Hicks’ Carvpine is the best remedy—pe
Neves the aching and feverishness——cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions it's
Hquid-—effects immediately. 10e., 2c. and be.
As drug stores
Play It or: Raise It!
A German composer has written an
altisonant piece of music
“Hell.” There will any
be number
it at a glance. —Houston Post.
TOMMY MURPHY,
The great horseman who is winning
most of the big races for fast trotters
with that farm horse, "R. T. C.." record
3.08% SAVE “SPOHN'S DISTEMPER
CURE is the best remedy for all forms of
Distemper and coughs 1 have ever known
I have used it & number of ]
drugeiets or send to manufactur
and $1 a bottle. Spohn Medical Co.
ists, Goshen, Ind, 1. 8 J
veara.' All
era Fil
. Chem
Folly of Vain Regrets.
The late John W. an incur
able optimist, harped continually on
the futility of pessimism. One of Mr
Gates's epigrams, still quoted on the
Chicago Stock Exchange, ran:
Gates,
be an ass, but he is not such
as he who nurses vain regrets.
an Ass
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Bears the 4 -
Bignature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Most Expensive Hat.
The most expensive hat in the
world is said to be a wonderful crea
tion belonging to Princess Miheson
Bukharest, one of the richest and most
fashionable women in Roumania. The
hat, which is worth easily $1.000, is of
black tagal straw and is very large
It is lined with silver lace and cov-
ered with a gumber of perfect whit
OSpreys.
Cause of the Excitement,
The sons of the rich
thusiastically
down the street.
“What's up?”
A rather more
young h
around
“Do you
front?” he asked.
“Yes.”
“Well,” he
new way to
were all en
following one
some
somebody asked
accommodating
the others turned
nabodb than
gee that tal
sald, "he's discovered 8
spend money.”
The Oid Love Possible.
Mrs. Clarence H. Mackay, at a gar.
den party at Hampstead, praised the
working girl
“How much nobler,” she sald, "to
work than to marry for mohey 1
know a pretty girl who gave up a good
position to marry a man of sixty-eight
“1 am marrying for love,’ told
her chum.
“*And old
chum, disgustedly,
eon!”
“Yes,” was
$7,000,000 I'm in love
she
the said the
is worth $7,000,
fellow,’
the reply. It's the
with '"”
iti.
SILENCE 18 GOLDEN.
Mrs. Roley——Poor dear, he hasn't
said a word for three weeks,
Dr. Bull-Frog—Well, you dog’t want
him to croak, do you?—Exchange.
f-
TN
Easy
Breakfast!
A bowl of crisp
Post
Toasties
and cream-—
the thing's done!
Appetizing
Nourishing
Convenient
Ready to serve right
out of the pachage.
}
“The Memory Lingers”
POSTUM CEREAL CO, Lad,
Battle Creek, Mich,
CAPITAL
NEWS
State Sues Town,
for recovery of fines to
of $42,150 for violation of
purity of streams act of
brought in the Dauphin
Court here by the Attorney
General's department against the
Jeanette, Westmoreland
County. The suit is for the largest
sum ever claimed for such viola-
tions, and is brought at the instance
of the Commissioner of Health on
the ground of alleged disregard of
notices to obtain permits for exten-
sion of sewers and to file plans. Un-
der the terms of the act all munle-
ipalities must obtain authority from
the Commissioner of Health for ex-
tension of fewer systems under pen-
alty of $600 fine and $60 penalty per
day and must also file plans of sewer
gystems or pay $50 fine. It is al-
leged in the statement filed that in
February, 1907, the borough applied
for a permit to extend sewers, but ex-
tended them without waiting for au-
thority l.ater this authority was
granted, but subsequently new sew-
ers wore constructed into Brush Run
without State sanction, although
warnings to obtain permits were
given The statement claims the
fine and $50 dally penalty from June
1. 1908, for disregard of the require-
and a $50 fine for failing to
plans
Suit the
amount
1805 was
ments
file any
Gives 825.000 For Orphans.
The State Council Jr. O, U. A. M
voted to make the council a repre-
sentative body so that only delegates
and hold office. This ac
which is the consummation of
ussion,
The
foundation for a for
of members of the order,
that it be added to
received show
Yote
tion,
by a
aE
Zb,-
vears of disc was carried
‘loge vote council voted
000 as a fund
wrphans
with directions
vearly. Reports were
ing growth in the order, and a cam-
a A 10
add bers
inaugurated
nale to 00 more men
paign . more nem
was Altoona
#
selected as the next place of nn
and the following officers were
State councillor, Thomas F
Pittsburgh: vice-cound
Holmesburg,
lie, Hoboken
Actor To Noose,
Hbard of Par
the Governor
death sentend
Marion kil
WAS
Escape
he State dons
ommended to
of the
LL Marion
in 1808 and
1610, being sentenced
conv!
nuary,
hanged
the State Supreme Court
of the
the hearing the plea was mad
\
on September IX,
Su mm 24
had
ad the verdict lower cou
at the time of the murder
insane, and m
officials and ex
‘h
WAS bers of
jury, prosecuting
3 y nt § 4 stating
for the State joined In stating
was a fit case for exercise of the par-
doning power
Unveil Barnard Statues October 4.
The Barnard Statues Commission
met here, with the Governor,
approved the arrangements
made under the dire«
Chairman Robert R. Dearden
ceremonies of the unveiling o
that
a
tion
for
f ¥
heen
tha
h
1
front of the
Anfinteresting
the eof
Barnard statues in State
apitol on October 4
announcement was
fect that while the sculptor,
Barnard,
take anything but a spectator’'s part
made to
George
modestly declines to
Grey
obtained the consent of his aged
father. Rev. Jos. H. Barnard, to
liver the Invocation VEATS
v20 the veteran clergyman expressed
wish that he might liv soe
completion of the work his son
doing for the capitol.
de-
Some
% gi TT
the € O
the
was
State Refuses To Pay Claims,
The State Live Stock
Board refused to pay claims amount
ing to $17,000 made against the
by railroads for disinfection
and cleaning of cars and yards and
Sanitary
curred in quarantining cattle during
the outbreak of the foot and mouth
this State several years
which paid three-fifths of the cosi of
destroyed,
The
the position that such
expenses and loss were incurred as
for the
like bills for infected
are not
Postmasters' Election,
The State Association of Fourth
Class Postmasters adjourned here to
meet next vear at Easton. The fol-
lowing officers were elected: Presi
dent, H. G. King, New Freedom;
Vice-President, R. 1. Kltzmiller,
Unityville; Secretary, T. J. Kirk, Lu-
thersburg; Treasurer, E. F. Burnett
Plainsville.
Philadelphia Charters Granted,
Philadelphia charters were issue
as follows: Marks Bros. Co. capital,
$50,000; Philadelphia Real Estate
and Development Co., capital, $10,
000, and Espoir Realty Co, capital,
$5,000,
Cocoanuts are being planted in
the Philippine Islands by many farm.
ers in place of hemp, the slump in
which has rendered its raising no
longer profitable, or at least, not se
profitable as some other crops.
———
PRANKS
RULE AGAINST “GUYING.”
of a Dying Desdemona—Louis
1
James Was an Inveterate
Fun Maker.
While “guving” and playing pranks
on the stage which are liable to upset
the
favorite
gome of the
always been a
more or less with
world's brainiest and, so far as ap
pearances go, stern and serious stage
celebrities. Take Edwin Booth, for in
stance. I%e often yielded to the temp-
his company while the
saw only the tragedian A
writer in the Bookman tells how Booth
once enlivened the last act of Othello
buffoon, to
audience
aged to get some of the brown paint
from his own makeup onto the tips of
his fingers
Then while delivering the lines of
the scene with his usual impassioned
fervor and apparently stifling Des
demona with pillows, he painted a
mustache and goatee on the helpless
lady's countenance. The audience of
course knew nothing of it
Gratiano and the other actors came on
and one by to the bed tO
the features of the murdered
bride the sight of a bewhiskered iady
threw them into convulsions
Each In turn approached body
with loud lamentations and sud
away shaken
which
mistook
when
it
jut
one went
almost
the
enrch
with
audience
denly turned con
vulsive laughter the
fortunately for manifesta
Another of
his face again
he was piaying
Taming of
her face with
tions of grief Hooth's
tricks
Katharine's
Petruchio, in “The
wag to rub
when
the
Shrew.” smearing the
aint from his makeup mustache
end of the play as the
was atl the
was descending
an invetera
maker on
wouiq
on
dead
choking t«
ther the n
ih
Me THITLN
Prove ked
while kneeling over
Man and the Cocoanut,
According to the opinic i old
historians and tl cot t of
the Koran, God creat m the re
{ i Adan
tree
mainder o which
made illgerr, or cocoa
sundance in the
produces =a it
Anatolia
nterior and oily
ing and fortifying fo
3
shell Ig worked into spoons
of the man's
round, black nut, on
parts of a
gize of a
man's head
mouth, nose
whiskers
Adam's clay A wonderful
From the God
the Wakwak, found in India,
of which resembles a
shaken by
sound of Wakwak Finally
also palm
mainder of Adam's clay at Kt
the water Tinnoor. This is
the cause why the palm trees of Kufa
evehrows eves hair and
before it was
formed from
sight!
created also
the
mans
same clay
fruit
head,
the
Was creat
which the wind emits
ed the tree from
near
gald to be
Medain and Ommaun are straight and
upright, the stature of a man
If you ite branches, it not
only no harm to it. but
more, like the bair and
but if you cut off the
palm tree, it gives n
like blood, and the
a man whose
Effendi;
like
cut doen
ETOWER even
ward of men:
head of the
reddish
tree perigshes like
cut off
juice
head is
“Travels
Evlia
a“
Her Daily Thought Book.
A year ago | started a daily thought
book, and so much entertainment and
profit has it afforded me that 1 pass
the idea on for the benefit of other
girls who are interested In selfim
Every day I learn a new
quotation, now and then a whole poem,
and when it is mastered | write it in
my book under that date. If a day
when in reading | come across things
where they can be
The result is a broad.
to memorize prose,
perience of a friend who was confined
to bed for three months. During that
patient.
“1 entertained myself by reading the
yards of poetry I know,” she explain
ed. Harper's Bazar,
Unfair Comparison.
“I'hfs thermometer 1 bought here
last week isn’t accurate.” complained
the man with the sunburned counte
nance; “it registers ten degroes too
high.”
“How did you test nt?" queried the
dealer,
“I compared it with the thermome
ter In the summer hotel where | war
staying,” replied the lhnocent man,
COMMERCIAL
Weekly Review of Trade and
Market Reports.
Bradstreet's gays:
cold or rainy weather® North
and West and warm midsummer
weather South and Southwest, gen-
eral trade in fall and winter wear
ing apparel, staple cotton and
woolen goods, shoes, hardware and
groceries shows a further slight
pansion. Buying has and is
and business as a
whole lacks snap, but, nevertheless,
certain lines of trade show a
strengthening of demand which
augurs fairly well for the future
“Businesg failures for the week
ended September 14 in the United
States were 219, against 194 last
week, 210 in the same week of 1810,
198 in 1909, 266 in 1908 and 1796 in
1807.
“Wheat,
from the U
for the week
been
exports
(Canada
including flour,
nited States and
aggregate 3,369,043
bushels, against 2,632,243 last
week and 2,174,053 this last
year. Corn exports for the week are
783.016 bushels, against 211,250 last
week and 174,039 in 1810
week
Wholesale Markets
NEW YORK
red, 87
Wheat--8pot
No. 2 elevator and
5. b No 1
futh, 110% f. 0. b
Corn-—spot
elevator
and 75 f. 0. b
ensy;
$8 1.
Du-
1% ¢
afloat; Northern
afioat
quiet; No. 2 corn,
domestic basis, to
afioat, export
ib Le
arrive,
grade
Butter
packages,
Firm: receipts, 6.276
creamery special
yoy P|
ci Qeiy
Eggs
CARER
doz, 254 27¢
Poultry
ern spring
fowls, 14@ 1
nts,
Steady: recell
fresh hered extras,
Eat
rregul
Dressed
HILADELP}
Steady CcOniras
export elevator
Corn
trade,
{ als
natural,
Eggs
other
} igher
LOe
and
$6 40
Pennsyivania
nearby firsts, free cases
per case; do, current receipts, free
cases, $6.30;
eases. $68 80: do current
free cases 360 ¢
Firn ¥ rk
Western firsts, free
receipts,
£411
sui
{‘heesr
fancy, to good,
: do, young, 13@ 14
BALTIMORE Wheat--No. 2 red
Western, tracts, 93%;
No. 2
Western,
451% 0.; eon
No. 3 red, 817%; steamer red,
s ”
steamer No. 2 red
No. 2
46%
r bu;
white,
white, 45% @ 46
No 1,
Nearby
80@ 82; bag
Q0@ 85
$24 500
@23.50; Np. 3,
clover mixed,
$2050@ 21;
No. 1 clover,
$16@ 18
fancy, 27%
creamery, choice, $26G 27;
good, 22@ 25; creamery,
20@ 22; creamery, prints,
white
@ 46%;
Rye Western Domestic
87@ 98; No. 2, 96@97
No. 2 S36 BE No 3
lots, as to quality,
Hay—--No 1
25: No. 2,
NO
new,
timothy,
do. 23
choice
No. 1, do,
$18 508 20;
No. 2, do,
Butter— Creamery,
@ 28;
creamery,
imitation,
26@m20
Cheese
15@ 15 We
Eggs
Jobbing lots, per ib,
Maryland, Pennsylvania
and nearby firsts, 23¢.; Western
firsts, 23; West Virginia firsts,
Southern firsts, 21@G 21%; guinea
eggs, 11@12
Live Poultry Chickens 014
hens, heavy, l4e¢.: do, small to me-
dium, 13; spring, large, 13%; do,
small to medium, 123%: old roosters,
8. Ducks-—White Pekings, 12@ 14¢;
Muscovy, 12@ 14; puddle, 12.
Live Stock
NEW YORK--Beeves
1,371 head. All for slaughterers,
head; firm; veals,
$7.00@ 10.25; grassers, $3.560@5.00;
calves, $5.00@G 7.00; no
Westerns
Bheep and lambs
head; sheep steady;
weak: sheep, $3250@ 4.00; lamba,
Hogs——Receipts, 518
to lower; state and
7.50@7.7
KANSAS CITY, MO. —Cattle—Re-
ceipts, 4.800 head, including 1,600
Souatherns; market steady; South.
ern, strong to 10e¢ higher; cows, 10e
higher; dressed beef and export
steers, $7@ 7.90; fair to good, $5.25
@6.00; Western steers, $4500
7.76; stockers and feeders, $3.50@
8.50; Southern steers, $3.85@ 5.60;
Southern cows, $2.75 @ 4.50; native
cows, $2 60@ 5; native heifers, $4
@7; bulls, $3 @& 4.25; calves, $4.25
@ 7.50:
Sheep-—Receipte, 7,000 head; mare
ket 10@ 160 higher; lambs, $4 21 Q
86.60; yearlings, $3.76@ 4.25,
lambs dull and
weak
“Do giraffes catch cold when
wet their feet, papa?”
“Of son-—hut
the next month!"—Heltere
they
course, not until
Welt,
IT IS CRIMINAL TO NEGLECT
THE SKIN AND HAIR
Think "of
neglected
cause of
my
by
the suffering entailed
re mental be-
ekin t
disfiguration, physical be-
cause of pain. Think of the
of a clear skin, soft, white hands,
good hair,
tial to happiness and even success in
ubles —
pleasure
and
These blessings, 80 essen
life, are often only a matter of a little
thoughtful care in the selection of ef-
fective remedial
Soap and Ointment
poor complexions,
and dry, ti
agents, Cutle
ura
do so much for
red, rough hands,
in and falling hair, and cost
#0 little, that it is almost criminal not
to use them. Although C
and Ointment are sold
postal to "Cuticura,” Dept, 21 L,
ton, liberal sample of
9
each, with 32 booklet on skin and
iticura Soap
everywhere, a
Boge.
will secure a
page
scalp treatment,
Only a Moose.
modern wo fen't
looking
“The
I a bluff”
man
asserted Mrs sobbolink
from her _
0
ideas
Suspicious Smoothness
ur motor yal IB running
11Y HOw
I think something's broken
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UF THE SYSTEM
nd andard GROVES TASTELESS
DOW WHEL YoU Bre
yrimtedd ere
Take the
iid, TOUNK
‘ .
ts simp
4 the
1
iH
Didn't Break It Around Her.
Ella—Our friend he
‘Biases arm.”
Stella
called
the
For HEADACHE -~Micks® CAPIDINE
Whether trom Colds. Heat Stomach oF
Kervou routs Capudine wi reliev You
Ite plensant to fake acts
slely ¥i i . Bx and 0 cen
slores,
a
8 al Crug
never
CXPresses
sires C. QO. D
Mra
teething
Hon,
Winslow's Bosthing SBrrup for CO Tren
smcltens the guma, reduces (nflamma
Blas paih, cures wind colic, 2¢ a bottle.
t's one kind of tough luck to strike
of! when boring for water
Buying Legislators In Joblots.
One day, writes Sloane Gordon Is
Buccess Mugazine, a former member
of the Ohio house displayed, Inad
vertently, a large roll of bills in the
A fellow member
“1 just eold a drove of hogs,” ex
the farmer member rather
end confusedly.
observing one was thoughtful,
not reply for the hal’minute
The
did
And
beat of his menial
then"
Processes
“and I'l: bet
he drawled,
Cement Talk No.7
Newspapers print near-
ly every day the story of
some fire disaster involv-
ing the eomplete destruction
of great property values and
. 4
sometimes the loss of human
lives. The annual fire losses of the
United States are measured by the
millions; in fact, 1
two hundred ar million dollars
worth of property was wiped out by fire in
While it is true
prevent fire and fire
the
non-f reprocs
Experience has proved
15 stated that over
d hity
the United States
that the preca
fighting systems are
main trouble lies in
building cc
ast year
tons 10
often madequate,
Himmey,
mriruciion,
that fireproof construction is both practicable
wtries fireproof
AW Remforced
nt as the most
The
g more
sCi¥e esi,
nical, In som
Te
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e md
ng Vv
et Fre
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to an office
ay be safely
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nsure cement of the
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