The Centre Reporter
————
LIARS’ LITERATURE.
for
public
There must be a contest
story telling, for the
are being handed
on
reading
“lemons”
awares, or, if there isn't, the
some un
strangest
things ever are
post that
gimple drunk, we
but
New
Plymouth Rock hen
happening. The lamp-
wabbled was
know
won't say any
Orleans
just plain,
about that,
we more,
Then
the
ERAYS
icayune
and
storage
and take
pure a
rrharity
ire foods, nn
Ame
much,
. o ¥ 41 sellin
akes a doleful indict
es? th
ment
we eat
vi
ric
Tr an people, He says
drink much,
sleep too much, loaf
and take medic
t O60 too
work too much,
00 much
Would
as talk
it without
ine too much
the doctor admit
that some of
If so, could he do
us blush?
100 mt :
a self-conscic
Strange, isn't it, how the
tired busi
perk up and
brighter view of life
ast
the
ness man will take a
in the afternoon
clock
that
#
hands of
of
he the approac h
hour three is, when it is
ining and
aot ra
in
the baseball tenm is
town
It is announced by an
entist that gradually
get warmer during the next 400 years,
but he warns that the
2294 there will be a for
worse
sunshine while we may
English scl.
our winters will
us after year
change the
A Philadelphia preacher announces
that summer resorts are the startivcg
places of dispgreements leading to di
vaoarce,
ration will bave a serious effect upon
the summer resort business.
A 55 ARAN -
25.40 seconds, and the locomotive is
distanced.
ever, become a competitor.
pany Ended Agreement.
WERE VIOLATING THE LAW.
Agreement Was Mads After Trust Had
Falied to Force the American
Beet Sugar C
Out of Business.
mpany
Was Against the Law
Circus Gir
]
Postmaster Fall
ark Del
Hill,
o'clock
tracks
ual
about 6.3
on
Crossing
Baltiz &
geen to sud-
Friends
the main of the
Ohio Railroad
drop t
he was
denly 0 the gro
went to his assistance
him a
wit?
removed
died
been
and
but he
He had
subject to attacks similar to paralytic
nearby store,
in 20 minutes.
strokes for several years
To Remove 3,000 Dead.
Antonio The bodies of
San
soldiers
3.0600
and officers are
moved at from the Fi
National Ceme Browny
and erred in Alex
Nutional Cemetery, at Pinesville,
N. E
for
Wau
api
once rt
tery,
reint the
i 1 % a
tandall, the galul
the contract, had
that his bond
gucde
word
had
from
ington beon
sved
ARASH ARRAS
Thompson Mus: Stans Trial
Washington. Peter (3. Thomson,
Hamilton, O., president of the
Champion Coated Paper Company,
must stand trial on the indictment
returned against him charging bribe
ery of Major W. P. Zautzinger, postal
ecard agent for tho Postoffice Depart
ment, by sending him $100 after the
spent had rejected certain paper furs
nished by the company under a con-
tract for postal cards. Justice
Wrisht, of the District Supreme
of
Thomson.
BACK TO
THE |
MONOPLIES
AMmer=
NO GONGESSIUAS TO
Mexican Reforms Affecting
No St
Mexico
icap Properties--
Out of
ling
CHAMP ON EGG EATER
Swallows B84 in Six Minutes for
He
of
Sanders
tor and re
n he took
nented it
ith Volz
After eath
two drinks
his work
Girt Mas Too Much Money
Catherine Barker, 19
ind. =» ho. b
receives
Chicago
vears old, of Laporte, ¥
er father’s ill an annual
£680. 000 for her education
polied to
permigsion to
income of
sustenance, has »
for
income
and
Ciregit Court
the
with charitable
nnd M chi
received $30,
of her father's
vide her
stitutions
City, Ind
ao0.000
Laporte
tiarker
ghuare
held In
of
Miss
ge her
which trust
estate, in
Tarts Suit of First Co ton
San Benito, Texas
Taft, the King of England and
Governor-General of Canada are
be presented with sults of
made from the first bale of cotton of
Pig season's growth,
of the Commercial
tonito it was
cotton, which
to
Club
decided to
was rajsed In this
country, to Manchester, England,
where it Is destined, and have it
woven into cloth from which the
| clothes are to be made.
of Ban
trace the
|
AVE BUNDLES 0
CASH TO WOMEN
$100 Bills.
Stewart Fe Testi-
S.C
With
ds of Big
Jeannette
rg
fies That Edaar oke Present.
Her
Fun
HIGH HEELS HEATHENISH
So New York
at Commencement
High
rings in
Justice Tells Nurses
clared Sup
ts the
nurses ol
as bar-
as destruc
Hospital
shoes.’ fustice, "are
and
as th ‘hinese
DATOUS § i ig
tive of health
Bot
foot $
wooden
and
is proud of
shoes breed UNE de-
formed nina
kind of deformed
kind results
monstrosities
one
#5
feet: we of Tid
1
other Each only
walking
nvastigate M litary Ectablishmant
Was!
ization ol United Btates
Re Kalin i Re
California, 1g ber of
©
ngtor To effect a reorgan-
the Army,
presentative publican,
ths House
dary A
faire, de
clare b eX] ted shortly
dues a re ‘
investiga ion by (
$a
itary es'ablishme
{0 intro
calling joint
‘ongreas of the mil
wh
for a
A Bumper When: Crop
Washington A bumper harvest
wheat In British India, estimated
369.000.0000 bushels, passing all
yields and a record area
to spring wheat In Western
where $0 per cent. of the
Dominion wheat is grown, giving rise
to seemingly extravagant estimates
of probable yield, are the feature of
the world's review of May agricultu-
ral news just announced by the De
partment of Agriculture,
of
at
previous
sown
RECIPROCITY ON ITS WAY
Senate Makes Unf.nisha:d Busi-
ness--Gore on Midd »
Ground.
it
con
DT OT ty
i
ARCterize
H
1 A
WATCH WOMEN BURN
Neighbors
BREAD TRUST IMMUNE
Prose
Loca
Cannot be uted Because
Trade is
ACCUSES CUSTOMS MEN.
Alleged in Pot With Tobacco Men at
Havana
Hava Charges
4 fF
office
I's Ae 151 vague
bocco leaf export
of New York an
the Cuban and 1
ments,
vere made
tor of the pod
not
give the
known t}
but h«
were als
James P
is City as
andidacy for the Re
¢
# fers 41
nomination
the United Stat
being the first to enter
Hawking he
about it,
the
declares
{00
in
Pural Carriers Vay Blow Bug es.
Washington. To add to the ples
turesquencss of life, rural
mall carriers some day may announce
thelr arrival by the hlowing of
bugles. This suggestion has been
made to the Postoffice Department by
a citizen of New Hampshire, who
adds In his letter that the bugle also
would serve a useful purpose in give
ing country dwellers who might wish
country
COMMERCL/.L
Weekly Review of Trade anu
Market R ‘HOES
Hogs act
Prin
medinme
Yorkers,
pigs, $6.30 4
CHICAGO
Texns
gsleers,
feeders,
heifers,
7.85
Hogs—L 1g ht, $5. R560 6.22%
mixed, $5 8566.25; Leavy, &5 74
| 8.17%; rough, $5.08 5.85; good to
| eholece heavy, $586 @P6.71%: pia
$AGHE 6.10; bulk of sales, $660 6.10
{| Sheep--Native, $3@ 4.55; West.
orn, $3. 2560 4.60; yearlings, $4.25 @
| 5.80; lambe native, $4.25@6 90;
decks
6.27 W h«
light Yorkers
roughe, $566.25
$5.16@G 6.60
gteere, $4500 5.75
$4. 75@ 5.65;
$3.50 5.75;
$2.404 5.80;
Heosves,
stockers
COWER
calves,