GETTING EVEN WITH MAMM!
fn This Case Child's Punishment Cer
tainly Failed to Have Salu.
tary Effect.
A little girl had bene so ver:
naughty that her mother found ft
necessary to shut her up in a dar}
closet—in that family, the direst
punishment for the worst offense
For 16 minutes the door had been
locked without a sound coming fron
behind it. Not a whimper, not a snif
fle.
At last the stern but anxious parent
unlocked the closet door and peered
into the darkness. She could see
nothing.
“What are you doing In there?” she
cried,
And then a little voice piped from
the blackness:
“l thpit on your new dress and |}
thpit on your new hat, and ['m walt
ing: for more thpit to come to thpit
on your new parasol!”
“I am a man seventy years old. My
hands were sore and cracked
open on the insides for over a vear
with large They would crack
open and bleed, itch, burn and ache
s0 that I could not sleep and could do |
but little work. They were so bad |
that I could not dress myself in the
morning. They would bleed and the
blood dropped on the floor. I
on two doctors, but they did me no
good. I could get nothing to do any |
good till I got the Cuticura Soap and |
Cuticura Ointment. About a year |
ago my daughter got a cake of Cutl
cura Soap and one box of Cuticura
Ointment and in one week from the
time I began to use them my hands |
were all healed up and they have not
been a mite sore since. I would
be without the Cuticura Remedies.
“They also cured a bad sore on the |
hand of one of my neighbor's children
and they think very highly of the Cuti-
cura Remedles. John W. Hasty, So. Ef
Bingham, N. H., Mar. 5, and Apr. 11, 08.”
very
sores
$
not
i
Jst Guessed.
“Mrs, Wadsworth, I am
indeed, to meet But,
had the honor of being introduced
vou before?
formerly, If I maj
“My maiden
“No;
divorced
‘How
vorced?”
“Why, hasn't
very glad
1
yOu. haven't |
a
wh
bal
nat was your name
9ou
everybody
Still a Woman
Hewitt—She is a in her
man
ment of baseball
Jewett——But she
still a by
through the thirteenth Inning
woman refusin
For HEADACHE -Micks' OA
Whether from Colds, Heat, 5
Ner s Tro ne will
It's liquid
wiely
orea.
Py
vnach
Capud
Heasant to lake
Ory it. 100. 3c. and 0
i bles,
Old Educational Institution.
The University of SBanto Tomas. Ma
nila, educational institu
tion under the American flag
is the oldest
Mrs Winslow's So r
teething, softens the gu
tiom, ailays pain.
fren |
wees inflamma
Be
ures wind colle,
a bottle
A.critic is a man who by the light
of his own experience explains tec
others why they, too, have falled
IT CURES PILES.
It Wisks gently but powerfully, Many
cases on record. Here is a
desperate one quickly cured,
Mer. J. Cottle, Chinguapin, N.C., writes r—
“Mexican Mustang Liniment completely
eured me of piles in its worst form. | h
best a sufferer for thirteen years, Its by far
the best remedy 1 have ever tried | it acts like
magic. Al that is necessary is to anoint the
affected parts night and morning until a eure
is effected. 1 am fred to say that it ought to
be called “A Sure Pile Remedy,” for such it
certainly ia. I am so grateful for the great
good it has done me and | earnestly recom
mend it to others”
28¢. 80¢. $1 a bottle at Drug & Gen'l Stores.
Bad BLOOD
‘‘Before I began using Cascarets I had
a bad complexion, pimples on my face,
and my food was not digested as it should
Bye po. Fowl a entirely rreil, and
t es have isappeared from m
face. a a frufiifull o Sa Qo Cy
are as as : ve n only
i Jt 4 of them.”
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind,
, Tastes Good,
bulk The gene:
STATE
CAPITAL
—
One State
The subject of the proposed school
code occupies a prominent part in
the annual report of Dr. N. C.
Schaeffer, State Superintendent of
fublic Instruction, which was just
made public here.
Dr. Schaeffer does not show very
nuch favor of the idea of creating
& State Board of Education. He
speaks of the subject at length and
that it would cause delay
securing action on questions
are now decided promptly
Shaeffer says there is a
opinion on the subject
a State board, remarking:
who favor a State
a board would
as well as work
changes. Philadelphia
been adverse
sSiate
Board.
declares
in
which
Dr.
vision
creating
di-
@
Ui
“Those
claim that
system,
such unify
he other
has
un
to coming
der t
school
Legislature
question, the
the
the J
Board
lon If a State board is
Philadelphia, good
State?”
he system,
Ast con
this
eliminated
from
proposed State
wus
Philadel
urisdiction
promptly
phia
{ schools
»f the of Edu
at
for
is it
rest of the
The superintendent points out that
the college and
shows difficult
quorum board
serve
i» Tf rie » 3 1
experience with
how
f
council
get
members
In
versity
i8 to a 0 a
without com
pensation. discussing the sub
ject, he
Says
Here, If anywhere, I(ndivid
preferences yuld subordinated
to the general
If functions w
in
be
welfare of the schools
hich are
and school bx
f
itself,
superintendent ards
the Legislature an w»
be transferred to a Stats
lage
Halts Milk Complaints.
tate Rallroad (
2 a veh £8 ve
unsanitar
nilk ser
Rallroad
there wore . Inade
unsanitary
deci
because of
shown filed
fact that
communication
Answers :
Flick
no gince he
ing ahead unless the complaints are
by }
authori
toa alle or 1 % ”
ties, alleging that the delay occasions
some health
in the character of the
injurious
These are questions whicl
commission holds it is not compe
to determine
the office of the Commissi
’
that answers
been forwarded
gtated
ompanies had
"lick.
Gettysburg Board,
Representatives of the
and of
named at invitatior
Pennsylvania to participate in the
irrangements to observe the semi
:entennial of the battle of Gettys
arg in 1913, were formally wel
‘omed here by Governor Stuart
The representatives include a num
ber of distinguished men from 2.
Nationa
the States
the
rovernment
I
erritories,
i
headed by United States
George T. Oliver
The representatives were escorted
to the Capitol by Colonel Lewis BE
Beitler, of the Governor's staff
There the members of the Pennsyl
vania commission awaited them
General Louis Wagner, of Phila
lelphia, chairman of the Pennsyl
vania commission, presented the
members, and the Governor briefly
welcomed them.
Immediately afterward Iuncheot
was tendered to the visitors at the
fiarrisburg Club by the Pennsy!
vanih commissioners. There gent!
ments expressing opinion that the
proposed celebration should have »
love feast and reunion between mer
of the North and Bouth were given
Delegates from Northern and South
orn States fraternized.
Leung Kwok Chun and other
have been given a trial of the mo
nopoly of spirit licenses at Cantor
on the ground that wines and spirits
are a luxury. The monopolists mus
undertake to pay an annual revenus
of $420,000 gold.
Senator
Philadelphia has attained its popu
larity as a point from which balloon
ists start their flights for the reaso)
that It has a plant capable of sup
plying 700,000 cuble feet of gas a
a time at a distance from high build
ings, which might prove dangerous
REULBACH HAD MANY STARTS
Crack Pitcher of the Champion Chik
cago Cubs Says College Training
Assisted Him Greatly.
By ED REULBACH.
(Copyright, 1910, by B. Bowles)
My start In professional baseball is
hard to find, as I had started several
times. | am willing to tell the facts
of the case now, and defend them. be-
cause | always thought a college
pitcher had the right pitch for
money when not at his own college. |
did not consider 1t wrong I had
pitched around Detroit and Louis
as a boy, and, being strong and having
a lot of speed, had made some
reputation among the fellows. |
Jomeph
to
“Nt
it '
fittie
want.
Everyome who has Michi
other
wal
teams tr
years and then has taken
ue squad wl
1210 eleven is
Yost 1}
isn't saying
lags of t}
records
vet he
@ freshman
has not the
about saying
Director Bart
Allerdice
zlein are equ
ing so,
Dave
the team co
naking
ready one ne
SOM
* mark has
1910 squad
Green, Her
the
Don
wld
Joine ad
and
the
on
at
ing
the equad
When
Cornwell
training camp t
year's eleven
will be left
Year he showed
Camp chose him f
@ OT
All-America eleven
vous Daily Practise—ignorant
of New Rules.
Capt
of
start
Chicago
Crawley
the University
team At the and
severe course of practise This was
terial is Lacking In Strength.
Talks of New Rules.
Walter Camp, the football mentor at
in former years, and it is Camp's opin.
from regular practise one afternoon
ture on the new rules,
over an bour., and to his great sur
prise he found few of his men ac
quainted with them. The mentor of
university not only gave. each
which lasted
n
code, but invited them, one and
Capt. “Bill” Crawley.
to get familiar with a rule book for
this year at once. Bome of the an
swers to his questions were amusing,
and good-natured Old Man of the Mid:
way could not help but smile at the
ignorance of some of the regulars.
Hamiiton ls Barred.
Hamilton, the star on last year's
Notre Dame team who Is charged
with having played professional ball
with the Loulsville club, has been
barred from football competition at
Notre Dame. His loss will be a se
vero blow to the Catholic institu
tion's football lineup.
Le Baron Injured.
Baron, a candidate for quarter
i
he would
Yale
- a“ Ye
Speaking of the new rules tormau-
{
i
i
i
i
“1 think we ought to
have a great
coaches and play.
ers are quick to grasp the possibilities.
picalities In the rules which are going
to make the work of the officials migh.
ty hard. One of the hardest kind of
tasks for the officials is to determine
when one player is pushing another
When the players are massed. it will
pushing or pulling another. In this
connection it might be sald that one of
the hardest problems for coaches to
solve is to stop the players from pull
ing or pushing. Before this season the
words pull and push were heard more
than any others in practise and the
players have been coached so much in
this that it will be a task to stop them
but I hope the rules work for the satis
faction of ail”
Camp sald It was a hard fight to
agree on many of the points
have been adopted, as each member
of the committee had certain EURges-
tions which he wanted converted into
a rule. As a result, several compro-
mises had to be made.
A Ss
Fast Run by Charles.
The performance of Second Dase-
man Charles of the Milvaukee (Amer
lean association) team, the former
Cardinal, who went in exchange for
Harry Mowrey, In the fleld meet in
Minneapolis recently, when he encir.
cled the bases In 13 35 seconds, cre-
ated a great deal of Interest In bage-
ball circles. It Is a new world’s rec
ord. In the record book, Ho
gan, while . member of the Indian
apolis team, encircled the bases In In.
dianapolis ia 13 15 seconds in 1895,
but this mark is sald to have been
unofficial. Ty Cobb is credited with
doing the stunt In 13 45 seconds In
Chicago, October 18, 1908, and this
has been considered the real official
mark, as the trial was made under the
sanction of the national commission.
Hans Lobert of the Reds has a mark
of 14 seconds for the trip around the
w
the ex.
pense. In fact, while they could have
afforded it, I thought it better to earn
my way. 1 could make money pitching
as offered certain fa-
materially
ty
aii
which would reduce
d
bribe,
the
college and go In for athletics 1 di
this as a salary or
have gone to
:
how 1 ¢ 4
how, 1 thought it
and as | would
lege, any
for
playing ball as
as leg!
me te part of my
it would bh
2 skillful st
varsit;
Also | deter:
vacations and to
lege ox
not
would hu
under
CONS
penses i
¥ wn
dare m
ive barred me
ie
an assumed name
idered
ileges,
be
rival «
Aan uniair
that it
sips fadr
uniair
and
. fare »
aAGvantage
f
80, for t
was not
place the
ond reason is be
what | learned about pltch
lege helped me
leagues than what | learned
nor leagues helped me at «
I did not
vantage at
more in
Ealn any unsporism
E i
11
il
My real start was
Reulbach.
3
Cubs, it
was about the
young pitcher
LW
and I guess
warmest start ever a
made my first
New York
beat each time and each
in the ninth inning and
the game That | stuck 1 base
the to
after what
games
after the
to succeed
Wi
made, 1
ances against
appear
had them
blew up
threw away
ball
me
tive
seit
players sald
showed that |
Ther had
on the point of Jumping out of win
old
was
LOR
determined
termined to stick and show them |
could pitch. 1 guoss that was about
all that kept m They figured if 1
could stand what they sald to me
would have nerve enough to
through anything
The only reason 1 write this
defend summer baseball for college
| players. I think a college player ought
{to be permitted to earn money in
| summer playing baseball If he has the
| ability, and allowed a chance to earn
| his college expenses just as well as the
| student who sells books should be al
{lowed to pay his way through school
é“
is
i
SHARKEY YELLS FOR ‘ARTHUR’
Once Noted Fighter Witnesses initial
Performance of Play and Mis-
understands Host.
Tim McOrath Is as full of stories
concerning Tom Sharkey as a cocoanut
is full of milk. For the last ten years
the McGrath stories have been making
the rounds. Here's the latest:
it seems that Tim and a friend of
his who had just written a play, and
was to have the same produced at the
Central theater in San Francisco, in
duced Sharkey to be a first nighter
and witness the initial performance.
All went well, and after the first act
the players were called out and
cheered and applauded. Then Tim
turned to Sharkey and sald:
“yell for the author.”
“Yell for who?”
“The author.”
“1s that the guy's name? All right
Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!” It took Tim
five minutes to stop the enthusiastic
sailor and tell him whefe he was off.
Coach Has Hard Job.
Coach Hammett finds his work at
Northwestern no easy job, but still
hopes to turn out a winning combine
tion froza the Evanston school
+
—_—
6UFFERED FIFTEEN YEARS.
How Chronic Kidney Trouble Was
Permanently Cured,
F. P. Bemmel, 8r.,
Lehighton, Pa., says:
years | suffered from
My kidneys
238 N. 6th Bt,
“For over 15
kidney trouble,
weak: the secre.
tions contained sedi
ment and passed with
a smarting sensation,
Bharppains shot
through my body and
bent me almost double,
ame 80 bad 1
4 not drive to my
lL work. After doctoring
benefit, I began taking Doan'’s
goon received relief
I believe
»
Were
cured
Pill
me
8 saved my life
Doan's
History of Red
“Charity stamps,” fir usde in
llers’ relief
the
ross
used
and cheep
Anti- Tu
for the
Boston in
funds duri
original
Christmas seal, which
were
of the Hed {
will be
ppiness
io millions The Dela
berculosis so
Amer
ware
1 ¥7 firad
id MISS
amp
gelling revenue to
Gr
in made use of a st
the
hastily
y three weeks
year,
CO
ganized car
next
Cross
tugerculosis
1 this sale $135.
r the antitubercus
under many
Was reg
wr
they Zed
rea
tha Ar
jucted the
Blamp cam;
$i}
Was rea
WEIS movement in 1606
saverge cor
ized
the slogan of ti
snd the Red Cro
Mirberculosis
000
This
iberculosis fighters
from these year
fn 1939
Popularity
young
of Thals.
ress
by her
ies remained silent;
hostess, “don’t be
he was just Glles
casions—"you've a
you know.”
moment, then
“Come.
bashful
on ordinary
right to the pi of honor,
Giles delibe
gpoke
@
kindly, Mrs. Hodge”
the same to
opposite this pud-
SR en £543
Thank you
“Dut if it's all
More to Be Pitied.
lonely
-C om
gpinster)
nd if ‘e ain't got
give away.
18 not to expose her
my good man, he
r wears such things Punch.
The Way it Look
Mrs. Benham-—How do
you like my
i
i
Benham--You mean the one with
gsing?
COFFEE WAS IT.
People Slowly Learn the Facts.
“All my life I have been such =
slave to coffee that the very aroma
of it was enough to set my nerves
quivering. I kept gradually losing my
health but I used to say ‘Nonsense, it
“Slowly 1 was forced to admit the
truth and the final result was that my
whole nervous force was shatiered.
“My heart became weak and uncer
tain in its action and that frightened
me. Finally my physician told me,
about a year ago, that I must stop
drinking coffee or I could never ex
pect to be well again,
“1 was in despair, for the very
thought of the medicines I had tried
80 many Umes nauseated me. I
thought of Postum but could hardly
bring myself to give up the colfes.
“Finally 1 concluded that I owed it
to myself to give Postum a trial. So 1
got a package and carefully followed
the directions, and what a delicious,
nourishing, rich drink it was! Do you
know 1 found it very easy to shift
from coffee to Postum and not mind
the change at all?
“Almost immediately after I made
the change I found myself better, and
as the days went by I kept on Improve
ing. My nerves grew sound and
steady, I slept well and felt strong
and well-balanced all the time.
“Now 1 am coripletely cured, with
the old nervousness and sickness all
gone, In every way I
more.”
It pays to give up
acts on some like a
is the greatest fort
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