The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, October 28, 1909, Image 7

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    MUNYON'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT |
YOUR SERVICE FREE.
Not a Penny to Pay For the Fullest
Medical Examination,
If you are in doubt as to the cause
of your disease mall us a postal re-
questing a medical examination blank,
which you will fill out and return to
us. Our doctors will carefully diag-
nose your case, and if you ean be
cured you will be told so; if you ecan-
not be cured you will be told so. You
are not ebligated to us in any way;
this advice is absolutely free; you are
at liberty to take our advice or not as
you see fit. Send to-day for a medi
cal examination blank, fill out and
return to us as promptly as possibile,
and our eminent doctors will diastase
your case thoroughly absolutely free.
Munyon's, 53d and Jefferson Sts.,
Pailacelphia, Pa.
A
The Real Thing.
by a man he had been teasing?
Wise—I suppose it killed him in-
stantly.
Howe—No; strangely enough, he
stil alive, so I understand.
Vise What's his address?
want him for my football team.
. Sprains and Bruises, so likel
iy weather. are quickly b
is’ Painkiller. 25¢., 35¢c. and
I
Soe.
i
ones.
For HEADACHE Hicks’ ©
Whether from Colds, Heat. Stomach
Kervous Troubles. Capud!
It's liquid—ple
ately. Try is,
stores.
-
or
ne will relieve you,
asant to take—acts immedi
We, 5c, and S0c. at drug
You often see a fool giving advice
to reasonably sensible and modest
People, and abusing them because
they don’t accept his advice.
Are you losing flesh through a racking
cough that you cannot cheek? Allen's
Lung Balsam will cure the trouble.
Lawyers And Doctors,
Most lawyers take a keen delizht
trying to confuse medical experts in
the witness box in muder trials, and
often they get paid back in thelr
own coin.
A case is recalled where the law-
yer, after exercising all his puzzling
tactics without effect, looked quiz-
zically at the doctor who was testify-
ing and said:
“You will
sametimes make
you?"
“Oh, ves: the same as lawyers,”
was the cool reply.
“And doctors’ mistakes are buried
six feet under ground,” was the law-
year's triumphant reply
“Yes,” he replied,
vers’ mistakes often
air.”
doctors
won't
admit that
mistakes,
law-
the
“and the
swing in
Two-thirds of Russia's population
Syruwifigs
Elvard Seana
acts gently vel prowmy
wi
the system effectually ;
QSS\SS OK WW OVETLomY
habinal conshpation
manent.
To ¢et Ws beneficwol
effects. always buy the
gemawme,
CALIFORNIA
Fic Syrup Co.
SOLD BY LEADINA ret viCisTS SO'ABOTTLE |
Save the Baby—Use
THE BEST WEnomE or Gucas wiGras
Shovid be given at once when the
| little one coughs. It beals the deol-
jcate throat and protects the lungs
from infection-—guarenteud safe and
very palatable
AR Druggists, 26 conte.
”~
A)
era)
CURED ITCHING HUMOR.
Not Heal—Suffered 8 Years
Tortures Yield to Cuticura,
over my face and neck and
Jeave little
1 couldn’t keep from scratching them.
they would
clothes would stick fo the sores. I went to
a doctor, but the trouble only got worse,
By this time it was all over my arms and
the upper part of my body in swellings
I could not bear to lie on my back, The
when they broke the places would not heal,
I bought a set of the Cuticura Remedies
and in less than a week some of the places
were nearly well,
used three sets, and now I am sound and
con~
and
not
an aviator fly to be safe from the
of illegal trespass?
a great many questions,
burning now but considered as soon
to be hot ones, were treated by Lyvt-
tleton Fox, a lawyer, in an address t«
members of the Aero Club of Amer
fea. The answer was that ‘he aviator
would have to be out of sight. He
must dodge the poll
The old Roman law
the owner of land .bsolut
algo of the air above it
for this The law
he added. or the eco iTe
ously congested
there hav
law for se f
in a fiying machine has no ri
a man with a
spect The question
bring atte
system to this
against the fi
Noy mar can fly ¢
without technically breal
unless he
othor
80
)
is respe
the
”n
gota
the landowners
It is a problem that
noveity, savs
of pedestr
pop bottles
aviator or bs
ing “he aviator hi
low would have re
Fox i r th
bristle
In
hp
other
belisves 8
urge the Wright
stance, to consent
owner of
flown tan
ag to hrine the
the courts
should
object
the law
w
legal! proced
the historieal
A dise
dress of the evening resulted in the
members arriving a’ the firm bell
that the air should be considered a
highway,
talk concerning an attempt at legis-
lative enactment
To avert suits for aerial
Mr. Fox suggests that the State con-
demn and buy a stratum of air as a
highway for flying machines The
on
:
land ave
ad th
far settlon
be a friends
being
of
ure, and
for reckless driving.
The military airship will necess!-
tate new provisions in international
law to meet the new problems of in-
ternational relations which ft will
France has now seven air-
8, Germany eleven and Italy five
course of construction Given a
fleet of Zeppelins unan-
will
war?
power
for dropping on
et, will the practice be
er the rules of war?
t fact
arrivin
British
cause
or
~
abov M
consti
A
ute a
* aeroplane d¢
nore
Vie,
the act of
v elops the
in connection
regulation of air
already made nec-
n only yesterday
threatens a re-
ong with
ISS RIONDE
sriante
iIRements
for a
believe
atus of
once been
ay be so
pro-
seems to
eEN 8
aas
ng
be
Legisla-
yald
igaway
d. however, bo
t wor
BOOUTr-
which is enhanced
ntal characteristics
* in aerial naviga.
Editorially the New York Times
“Wilt to
aeroplanes
”
ba repel]
oil
“We think not The first success.
across Paris violated a police regula-
city shows that the French have al-
ready applied the law to cover one
phase of the question. By leaving
Lamber. incurred a penalty of $4:
a possibility not contemplated
in the Roman law. Besides. there can
be no effective possession of the upper
alr by a land owner. Where posses.
sion neither fs nor has been, thers
should be no ownership. At any rate,
this is assumed in Germany and
Switzerland, which have passed stat.
utes establishing rules of the aerial
road.”
Cincinnati Ohio
dot mannfactorers and jobbers. in
sonvention here, are dissatisfied bee
eanse the cost of dying has not kent
pace with the increased cost of living
They deprecate cut-rate funerals. and
are proposing to establish uniform
prices for the retail trade in coffins
“We coffin makers want the under.
takers to help us out more than they
do.” seid one delegate. “We want
the nndeftakers to make stiffer bills,
and then we can get more for our
Why should we have to nay
and let people die cheaply? It isn't
There are
They are ent-
cutting prices, Another
thing, the supply of coffins is greater
that's what makes
“If a man wants a decent burial he
onght to be made to pay a decent
price for it. It isn’t as though it was
A steady drain on the family purse.
Coffins are bought only occasionally,
and when the occasion arises they
ought to be willing to do the thing
handsomely.”
1 find Cascarets so good
t deal with t
since taking
tic I feel very much better. I shall cer.
the best medicine I have ever seen.”
Anna Bazinet,
Osborn Mill No. 2, Fall River, Mass.
ant, Palatable. Patent, Taste Good
Good Nover § Weaken or Grips
, 25¢, 50¢. Never in bulk. The genu-
tablet stamped C CC, Guarastoed to
eure or your money bask. as
WANTED.
Any Kind, Any Quantity, Anywhere.
RICHMOND BAa CO,,
Richmond,
$75 Thompeon's Eve Water
8t. Louis. — Miss Elsie Swanson, of
St. Louis, renounced her aspiration to
become a nun because she believed
Ler duty was to gearch for her father,
whom she had not geen for eleven
years. She found him in the County
Jail at Joplin. a few minutes after ha
was convicted of burglary and lar
ceny and sentenced to two years in
Bwanson did not recognize his
daughter. but she picked him from a
crowd of prisoners in the main cell
Kentucky State Troops Guarding
the Burley Tobacco Region,
Lexington, Ky. -«Night riders have
ngain become active in the Burley to.
bacco region,
Governor Willson has ordered out
State troops and they are scattered in
the counties where night rider warn-
ings bave been given,
In Mason County warnings were
left at the homes of Fred Adams and
Harry Allen, both of whom were giv-
en five days in which to pool their
thelr refusal, :
each others’ arms. She will now try
to obtain a parole for him. and as he
was convicted solely on his own ad- |
mission of guilt it is possible her plea |
tor clemency will be granted.
Miss Swanson, who is twenty-one |
years oid, is the ward of the Rev. C. |
C. Stahlmann, who took her from the |
custody of her father when she was |
ten years old, Swanson having been
declared unfit to care for her. She
was educated in a convent here,
Bergen County, N. J., Begins Work
on $800,000 Improvement,
Hackensack, N. J. ~«Bergen County
has received $27,020 from the auto
foes paid Into the State fund, and to
the Brewster Construction Company,
of Hackensack, was awarded four
contracts amounting to that sum for
work to be done on roads much tray-
eled by New York autoists,
Board of Freeholders at a re-
cent meeting voted to establish a road
system that will cost about $600,000
and Insure excellent roads in the dis
to New York,
Wilson, Puryear, Tenn., Feb. 8, 1008."
Fotter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props,
of Cusioura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
danger,
all poison, one 15¢c. box w
bei
ou Rata oe 50 tw 100 little cakes that
spread or
disorders’ and weaknesses peculiar t
only preparation of its
| ated physician—zn experienced and
the diseases of women,
0 women, It is the
skilled specialist in
THE ONE REMEDY so good
each outside
truthfulness of the same under
It is sold by medicine dealers every
get it. Don't take a substitute of a
KNOWN ComPostTion. No counteriel
who says something else is *‘just
OF is trying to deceive you for his
trusted,
may be your life itself. See that
own
you
and catch-penny, ready-for-use devices,
eists of 406 unpaid members.
For COLDS and GRIF.
that its mekers
the
oath,
where, and any dealer who hasn't it can
known composition for this medicine op
the genuine and the dru;gist
selfish benefit, Such a men is not to be
get what you ash for,
t
it to the
Higuid— effects immediately. Mc, Zc and
fc,, st drug stores
Wages are higher in England
than in Germany or France.
ow
guessing! Try the best and most
remedy for all painful ailments
Wizard Oil. The way it relieves
soreness from sprains, ewts. wounds,
burns, scalds. ete, » ‘wonderful.
Stan
rerinim
Hamline
In 2
on causes many serious dis
canes t i= thoroughly cured by Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative,
three {or cathartic,
Constipat
in 1703.
Mra. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
z softens theguma, reducesinflaomnma.
ton, alisys pain cures wind colic, Zea bottle
An Unbearable Novelty.
' He'll here.
80 dashing.”
peaker, 8 New York
fed and resumed:
r will now be able to test
imilitude of his American
He has, you koow. a host
One is abou® the wining
Tin ©
make a hit
merica
“Wall
the veris
glories
of them
town of an
According to Waller, oo tenderfoot
Can on ap August day
hite duck trousers. fhe resi-
t once sarrounded him, bound
nd and foot, and thrust him
car of a
sped Tin
gage
the Mayor
‘never you
under
gnid ae
forth
face
nale BO COR-
_p
when
wow''"
who marries in haste does
have time to repent
: With her own washing, sow
aud cooking to do, and all the
hat take care of,
aan’'t leisure for anything
AFTER
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
a ———
Cured by Lydia E. Pink-
ham’sVegetable Compound
Milwaukee, Wis. — “Lydia E Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound has made
me a well woman,
and | would Like to
tell the whole world
of it I suffered
from female trouble
and fearful painsin
iny back. I had the
best doetors and
they ail decided
that I had a tamor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
R advised an opera.
. tion. Lydia E.
egetable Compound made
me a well woman and 1 have no more
backache. I hope | can help others by
nkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for
me.” — Mrs. EMua Iuse, 833 First St,
Milwaukee, Wis
The above is only one of the thou.
Bir}
always at
to
constantly being received
oT ri
mpany Lynn,
Ass. which prove beyond a doubt that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com.
made m roots and herbs,
actually does cure these obstinate dis.
eases of women after all other means
ering woman owes it to herself to at
least give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta.
ble Compound a trial before submit.
ting to an operation, or giving up
hoje of recovery. : .
rs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass,
Invites all sick women to write
her for advice. She has Suidod
health an her
FALRES ===: BOONTIES
advice is free.
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Oil Heater
Equipped with Smokeless Device)
on
wi
which makes smoke impossible, «
a novice.
There 1s no
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This means a per
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Write for Descriptive Cire
Can be
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EPOMN Mu UICAL CO. Ch
He Didn't Koos,
¥ 114+ * £ * OO i
was telling
+Ous
Bix See
belonging 10 a4 bas
with the bad
three op
He
about once
when Lhe man
cigar observed
“But did any of you fellers ever
a game of ball?”
Great Scott,
mean that
the story-teller
“Well, }
think I have,
it It was one
0 FOOL
ut you don't
b
"1? exclaimed
man,
you haven
Junno Sometimes
and sometimes 1 don
time years ago i
was in a field. There was a heap of
people there. and they did a heap of
yelling I yelled, too, I dunno
what for.”
“How did it go?" was asked
“Well, a lot of feliers come out
with a big ball They stood and mo.
tioned and jawed for a while, and
during this time someone picked my
pocket of $8."
“i nee.”
“Then one of the fellere kicked
the ball ard everybody begun to hol-
ler. 1 hollered. too, and while 1 was
hollering someone stole my watch.’
“Go on.”
“Then two fellers ran and fumped
another feller Then three
jumped on the t fel-
fers Then the whole amp
ed on the three fellers Thev had
this over nnd over anal Every
time they kicked the ball the specta.
tors yelled Every time kicked
each other the spectators velled the
harder. 1 think they kest it un
two hours, and then an
came”
“But what for?"
“He was going to savy he'd bury
the dead for so much’ but thay run
i
bt
*
t
Fig t
VU
on
fellers ¥O
ganw
they
for bigamy, and an auto busted her
tires, and ten women frinted away.
and I've never been able
out what sort of a game it was"
another lot of revolvers
France
largest submarine BX
we ALL Know
U
That
in the
quiring of Large Profits, fo
of Fartnnes.
FEWoruslUnNDERSTAND
ER a lS, ly
Just how to go about it
We TELL You
through
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A 32-page Weekly, De.
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re tL WElVe Years
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An aching back is instantly
relieved by an application of
Sloan's Liniment,
Thus liniment takes the place
of massage and is better than
sticky plasters. It penetrates
~ without rubbing — through
the skin and muscular tissue
right to the bone, quickens the
blood, relieves congestion, and
gives permanent as well as
temporary relief.
Here's the Proof.
Mr Janus CO, Lun, of 1100 9th St,
EL. Washington, D.C., writes “Thirty
Fears ago | Tell from a seafold and seri
ously injured my back. {suffered tors
bly atl times ; from the small of m viack
all around my stomach was just as if 1
had been besten with a elub. 1 used
every plaster 1 could get with no relief
Bloan's Liniment took the pain right
out, and | can pow do as much ladder
Work as any man in the shop, thanks 10
Sloan's
Linimen
r. J. P. Evans, of My. Airy, Ga,
mys: "After afflicted for three
sars with rheumatism, [ used Rloan's
miment, and cured
we am
sroubled wit
log was bad!
my Knee,
pain and swelling oot.”
Sloan's Liniment
has no equal as a
remedy for Rhew
matism, Neuralgia
or any pain or
stiffness in the
muscles or joints,
Prices, 26c.,50c. 90¢ $1.00
Sah
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Bost, Mass. USA
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