‘THE CENTRE REPORTER THURSDAY, FEPTEMBER 16, 1909 DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET. Judge of the Saprame Court C, LA RUE MUNSON, OF WILLIAMSPORT For State Treasurer GEORGE W, KIPP, OF TOWANDA For Auditor General J. WOOD CLARK, OF INDIANA Democratic County Ticket For Jury Commissioner FRAN HAZEL, OF SPRING TOWNSHIP DEATHS, MRI H. WHITMER SMITH, After suflering from tuberculosis of the lungs for a period of about five years, Mra. H. Witmer Bmith died t her home in Bellefonte, Bunday A She was aged about thirty- four years, The deceased maiden name wae Miss May Hiteheock., of Williams: port, apd wes married to Mr. Bmith fourteen years ago, was the wothier of two *hildren—Russell, aged thirteen, and Clyde aged six years, who with the husband survive, Ioterment was made Tuesday after. noan at Uentre Hall, the funeral hav- ing been held from the home of Mr. and Mrs, Isaac Bmith. She MRS. 8, H. BAU Rachael, wife of 8. H. Bailey, died on Wednesday of last week, at her home in Harris township, after a lorg illness with tuberculosis, Fhe wss sixty-two years cf age, was a daughter EY in Ferguson township. Her husband, two som avd two daughters survive, sisters. Bhe was a member of ter. Rev, W, K.* Harnish «fliciated morning, burial made in Boalsburg cemetery, Was Ac ntl ca Wak of Commitsslonsr Foust. Foust is attending the Grange campment and Fair this week, and itl will be interesting to know that he has! more than his predecessor, as fo wing note will show : Duriog the two and one-half years of | Chrmmissioner Foust’s sdministration | “ SPARING HER NERVES. | A Careful, Considerate Vigitor and | Her Timid Friend. The mistakes which were plentifully | sprinkled along Saas. Cower's career | were never regrefiotl hy any one more | than by Mrs, Comer herself, 1 used | the very best judgment 1 had,” shel ald, referring to one unforiunate oc. currence, “but, as u Gal, everything Well wrong. : “You see, 1 went to Greenville in the | morning with Mrs. Hobart, Intending | to go on to Nashua, but 1 chavged my mind when the weather turned und spent the day with Annha Woods, | going home nt dusk I'd forgotten my | little bag with my key In It, s0 1 went | right over to Mrs. Hobart's, “She'd gone down the road to cool | Mrs. | Cole’ {eft band blind and went right in. “The house was dark, but myseh, ‘1 won't light a lamp for of scaring ber, a timid woman, all alone, as she does.’ dark till I heard her walk. “When she found locked she gave a Kind of a gasp, stepped forward and then, long fear | coming up the door was un had a cold so my natural and I was afrald scare her, she being so timid, 1 out my hand and lakl it on her arn. “And, if you'll bell Mrs. Comer pl ever in a faint on the edge of the though I'd never bring her “There's no use trying to be en with a woman like her.” —Y« panion. eve int intively, “she fell Hl and cut ah r forehe rocking chalr, and to! wuth's Com CIRCUS CHILDREN. Early Age. It is not circuses to carry thirty and fort y chili ring all the way from mere dren, ran: babies to boys and girls « f fifteen and sixteen are ira ¥ i i | i eases terminated during the six yesrs of his predecessors : and that $33 429. 25 in fines and costs has been psid into the State tressury ss compared with $28,961.09 paid in during the six years of his predecessors, .-— Clover Brand Poultry Tonle. It will eggs It will put your young chicks in condition for market earlier, makiog larger hone and heavier fowls It will cure diseases of fowls such as cholera, roup, It is always best to separate the diseased poultry from the healthy If fed regularly, it will prevent your fowls from becoming diseased, keep- ing them in a strong and healthy con- dition, . ForealebyJ. H. and 8B. E. Weber, Centre Hall and Oak Hall. increase the production of besides eto, ones, A ft Water Notice A patrons of the borough water plant are cautioned against using watd for any other than domestic purposes, Bprinkling of streets is es- pecially prohibited. If any violations of this notice are observed, the side line will be cut off immediately, and will not be restored until the regular fee { $5.0) for attechment is paid, This notice will be rigidly inforeed. W. F. BRADFORD, Chairman Couneil, MINGLE, Becretary, cmap - Potter Tow aship Hoads Mileage, Potter township has ninety-four and one-fourth miles of public road, the total mileage being what is termed townehip rosds, Johu R. Lee, one of the township supervisors, finished measuring the roads last week, and the sbove were his findings, It will require one hundred snd twenty poles and hand boards to comply with the Jones road law as to index boards. Ap Western Cnitle Sale, The ws dersigned will sell st public sale on Grange Park, Friday, Beptem- ber 17th, at one o'clock, a car load of western cattle, consisting of mileh cows, heifers and bulls, These cattle will be selected especially for this mar. ket, and will be a choles lov in every respect, giviog the farmers in Centre county sn opportunity to buy the choicest breeding stock to be found anywhere, This sale will positively take place, and the conditions will be altogether ressonable. Provisions will salen be made t7 sceommodate thow who are not prepared to move the stock on the day of the sale. For farther particulars write or tele. phone over the Bell lines to GrorGe W. BRADFORD CENTRE HALL, Pa A {A A AAA. October b, 6, 7 for the Bellefonte Fair, “ W. Gross rained to elders they ar in public It Is a cot is not started until aft » age of will seldom netive record Followir the afternoon show | often saw groups of whom ing rudis Jit ’ a sprit oo wked on These were the families of circus aristocracy, who ure records of thelr with pride of a son In his years old, pra ersauits and han 1 smile. treas Ancestors father's more ospiring thelr own children tban great white canvas Not that their education In other respe lies often hire of the 0 S¢e no one time and coach their studies, school for the Your to be acrobats, thes acrobats. — He tray ing i if thi vt Py if they ug ated One circus has oRiers, are to Magazine, | 3 De oO Ud shewlan A Sponge That “Here ng an eld N¢ - % On a bleak, gras Works. ft clever notion--a fo : £ bell” "i w Paelan hog Vv agiand tisha said an. thes and grea and undes sponge wound up ifiernoon stood at the seashore—the old man cousin from Boston A from a scaffold, hung a great machinery ls his city bung a metal cover “This here { regular,” the fisherman’ explatned, "and this bere sponge is kept under cover so rain get at dL weather, natch'rally, the sponge is dry and light; In foggy, though, it gets heavy with fog sateh’rations, heavy enough for to press down lever that starts the machinery a-gol Then, ding-dong, ding dot g£. sounds the bell In the fog, savin’ many a fisher man from wreck on this rock bound coast." ~ Exchange, A bell Ye us the cant In ary A Persistent Hen. Ever hear about our little red hen? Weil, sir, was on the set for keeps. Couldn't keep her off. Old doorknobs, soda bottles, lamp chim neys, mptch safes—anything was good enough for her. Finally 1 put her on three mud turtles, and | hope to die if she didn’t hatch out alligators—yes, sir, three of "em! One of ‘em ate her up. and when we opened him there was the hen settin® on his back teeth, and they'd swelled up so they choked him to death.—Exchange, Unreasonable. “My husband is so very unreasonn- ble.” “Most husbands are. What did yours do? “He fixed ® fishhook In one of his pockets because he pretended to sup pose that 1 robbed him at night, and then he blamed me because he forgot it was there.” Cleveland Plas Dealer she Coarsely Defined, “What 1s’ the distinguishing quality of the problem play 7 “It makes you think.» The first half keeps you wondering what the qugs- tion is, and the second half keeps you guessing what's the answer.”—Wash- ington Star, The Mean Thing! Mrs, Oldham=Why are you so down on that lively Mr. Bachelor? Mrs Youngling-Oh, he snubbed our pre cious Alfred! He sald be thought baby might some day become vice president. ~Exchange, tc. ht tee] In order to love mankind. we must not expect too much of them, —Helve tius, A A 1 AAA Centre Reporter, $1 a year, WOMEN ARE WOMEN. the Proposition, Men say women are angels; women are ents, Let us pause n and reason upon this thing, soy moment If women are angels Let us try again. unre cuts ing point. If angels hardly reasonable, wings, and cats do not begin ng If women are cats—but that isn't possible, for cats do not talk, and how could n dumb animal express an opin- fon In words of a woman? Whatever cats many think, they never say a word about a woman, while well, women are not cats. Now let us return to the first propo- fly. alin. women they wouldn't Angels angels, Cuts. If women gAY women talk Once upon a tin woman, He gal are are that w ny. married a nn fn ont eR man she w * Was angel: Happy as twee being the they are.— cott's. NEW MEXICO. Spain Got its Name. Mexico utkrats For Meat tied ipsning Bananas. mbiag to permits nt even down ther sel 1o hang son her ripe. as the hry pot have to be yell Fipe. That is only the it | it 8 wit fia% Jo color of the up fo the to eating is dried : 3 in usiomed when they are sellow it peel them when they are are perfectly -~ New York i to wi and » within ttt t Ivers 6 That they and 61 to eat. The Prisoner's Retort. It is a prison chaplain’s duty to give a departing prisoner good ads and to exhort Lim to be a decent and hon orable man io future In the course of oue of these iuterviews a chaplain said, “Now, my friend, 1 hope you'll never have to come back to a piace like this” The prisoner looked at him thought fully and then asked, “I say, chaplain you draw a salary here, don't you?" When the chaplain replied In the af firmative the prisaver remarked, “Well, say, If me and the other fellows didn't keep coming back gou'd be out of a Job” ice the —-— Didn't Need a Doctor. “Let me Kiss those tears awasy™ he begged tenderly. She fell In his arms, and he was busy for the next few min utes. Aud yet the tears flowed on “Are you suffering? Can nothing stop them?" he asked, breathlessly sad. “No,” she murmured. “It's only a rold, you kuow. But go on with the treatment.” — Ladjes’ Home Journal, Cheering Mer. Macdougal (to his new fourth wife) The meenister doesna approve o my marrgin’ again, an’ sae young a wife too! But, as | tell't him, | canna be ave buryln', buryin'.