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    THE OENTRE REPORTER.
8. W. SIUTH, . . . Editor and Proprietor.
Centre Harr, . . . PenN’A.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER £2, 1908.
TERMS. ~The terms of subscription to the Re-
porter are one dollar per year in advanote.
ADVERTISEMENTS. —20 cents per lines for
three insertions, and 5 cents per line for each sub-
sequent insertion. Other rates made known on
application.
CHURCH APPOINTMENTS.
Lutheran—Union, morning; Georges Valley,
afternoon ; Centre Hall, eveniog.
Reformed—Tusseyville, morning, com., pre-
paratory service Saturday afternoon ; Centre
Hall, afternoon.
Presbyterian—Centra Hall, Friday evening at
7:30, Saturday afternoon at 2:50 ; Sunday, 10:80
& m., communion.
Methodist—Sprucetown, mozuing; Spring
Mills, afternoon ; Centre Hall, evening. Com-
munion at all appointments. Rev. Marshall E.
Piper, of Milesburg, will preach.
EX OvsE AND FOUR ACRES OF LAND FOR
SA LE--The undersigned offers for sale
her home at Colyer, consisting of a house, stable
and outbuildings, and four acres of land. Spring
and well on the place, also good fruit. The lot
affords pasture for two cows. The bulldings are
in good condition. The house is large, having
seven rooms, and conveniently arrapged.
is a good opportunity to buy, the price asked
being reasonable, For farther information ap-
ly to EMMA C. DETWILER,
Jot, 15--8t, Centre Hall, Pa, R. 1. 4.
JE XECUTOR'S NOTICE LETTERS TESTA-
mentary on the estate of Jas. W, Boal, late
of Centre Hall boro, deceased, having been duly
ranted to the nndersigned they would respect.
ully request any persons knowing themselves in-
debted to the estate to make immediate pay-
ment, and those having claims against the same
to present them duly authenticated for set-
tlement,
E. W, and J, H. BOAL, Executors,
Centre Hall, Pa., or Jasper Minnesota,
ARM EOR SALE-The undersigned offers
forsale a farm ig Potter township, lo
cated near Red Mill, containing about seventy
acres. There are good improvements on the
property. and the soil is in good tilth, The prop
erty is offered for sale 10 close out an estate, For
further information apply to
R. D. FOREMAN,
Sept. 23, 1008 Centre Hall, Pa.
Busi IC SALE OF 8 HEAD OF LIVE
STOCK ~The undersigned will offer at
public sale on his premises, at Colyer,
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, ONE O'CLOCK
the following live stock
SPAN OF KENTUCKY BRED MULES, 6 years
old, will work single or double ; good roadsters.
BORREL HORSE, 8 years old, good roadster.
COB HORSE, 10 years old ; also a fine roadster,
and is fearl*ss—any woman can drive him,
» HEAD YOUNG CATTLE, consisting
steers and heifers
81 SHOATS, ranging in weight from 40 Ibs. to
140 Ibs. All good stock.
CHESTERWHITE BROOD SOW,
in November.
2 REGISTERED CHESTERWHITE
BOWS, with pigs by their side.
REGISTERED CHESTERWHITE BOAR,
in Ohio,
10 CHICKENS—LEGHORN AND MINORCA.
GEORGE R. MEISS,
A. C. Mayes, Auct. Colyer.
Clerks : Robert Smith
Arthur Lee.
of
will farrow
BROOD
bred
EPuBLIC SALE OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS
The undersigned will offer for sale in
Centre Hall,
BATURDAY, OCTOBER 24, ONE O'CLOCK
A lot of household goods, among which are the
following articles, together with a large number
of articles not here mentioned : One mange, 2
bed room suits, dining table, dozen dining room
chairs, sideboard. Terms made known on day
of sale. ANDREW W. GREGG,
Cenfre Hall, Pa
SALE REGISTER,
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2 o'clock, at the resi-
dence of Andrew Gregg, in Centre Hall—2 bed
room suits, range, dining table and dossn
chairs, sideboard, ete.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 77, 1 o'clock, by George
R. Meiss, at Colyer—25 head of live stock, in-
cluding horses, pigs and chickens,
NOVEMBER 28, one o'clock, on the Brockerhoff
farm, 21-2 miles enst of Old Fort, by W. C
Lauck: 4 work hoses, 4 milch cows, will be
fresh this fall ; 2 brood sows, shoats, National
manure spreader, Evans corn planter, plows,
cultivators and other farm machivery.
GEAIN MARKET.
on Wheat ...
RYO. cosurmininn rrr
0 4 OB iansinen
Corn
Barley ..oees —
PRODUCE AT STERES,
EE ——
Weare oben .
"FLAT IRON CLEANER.
Household women, here is ‘what you
want—our Acme Flat Iron Cleaner and
Waxer, It saves time, labor and linen,
and produces an excellent finish. Price,
15 cts, each, 2 for 25 cts,, postpaid.
Reliable agents wanted in each locality.
THE STOVER CO, Altoona, Pa.
P.0.Box 383.
Oak Hall,
Rev. Bechrist, of Centre Hall,
George Ralston and family, of near
Lemont, were guests at the home of
Clayton Etters on Bunday.
Mrs, William Mitchell, of Greens
burg, visited her parents, Mr. and
Mrs. J. G. Irvin, last week,
Anthony Knopf returned home
after several months’ visit at Pitte-
burg, snd will spend the winter st his
home in this place.
John Barton and wife, of Pittsburg,
are here for a week's visit,
Henry Homan and wife, of near
Centre Hall, visited in this vicinity on
Bonday.
Miss Carrié Rishel visited her grand-
mother, Mrs, Sue Peters, at Pine
Grove Mills, Friday and Baturday.
Mrs, Mary Whitehill and daughter,
Miss Minnie, of Lemont, are visiting
at the home of Charles Whitehill,
Mrs Uunrgisnna Dale, of Dales
Mills, reivu-ned Tuesday from a seven
weeks’ vier. »' Pitealrn,
Mrs. Harrier Korman, of Mackey-
ville, rerently v' ited old friends and
sequin te noes Oak Hall and
vicinity.
James C, Gilliland returned Monday
from ua short visit in Chicago,
After living in Oak Hall for about a
year a half Mrs, Anna MeKernon
sud daughter Ebel moved to their
former hom» in Pullipshure,
fr i
o.dec. 4
faa
1. {3 possible to speak iil of a man
even when you know him well.
————
REFORMED SYNOD,
Met at Lock Haven Last Week-—-A Brief
Report of the Work Performed,
[By Rev. D. Gress.]
The Eastern Synod of the Reforw ed
Church of the United Btates convened
in its 1620d annual session in Lock
Haven, Wednesday evening, Octo-
ber 14th.
The opening sermon was preacaed
by the retiring president of synod, the
Rev, Harry W. Bright. The Rev.
Theodore Herman, Ph. D., of Allen-
town, was elected president ; John P
Stein, of Reading, stated clerk.
Thursday the different reports were
read. Report of treasurer shows synod
to be in a flourishing condition. $27000
were contributed for home missions.
The report of the committee on educa-
tion was interesting. Allentown Col-
lege for Women presented a very en-
courasging report. They have & new
head in Pres. Rev. W. F. Curtis, who
is doing excellent work. Tbe report
on Franklin and Marshall college was
full of encouraging facts. Enrollment
of students in college, 213; in aca-
demy, 206. After a long and valuable
service rendered by the present head,
Rev. J. 8. Stahr, LLL. D., his resigna-
tion was sccepted by the board of
trustees. (‘he new president bas not
been chosen Dr. John C. Bowman
aaid in bis report of the Eastern Theo-
logical Seminary, at Lancaster, Lhat
there has been a general awakening
on the part of both the miopistry and
people to the loud call for more men
for the ministry, and there is bright
promise that the number of students
will be increased.
Rev. F. A. Gast, D. D., LL. D., pro-
fessor of Hebrew, was relieved of his
duties and made professor emeritus,
Dr. Irvine Koch Delong was elected
by synod to the vacated professorship
of Old Testament Science, including
January 1, 1908,
over $14,000 was paid out to the need)
widows and ministers during the year
Home mission general superinten
dent reported 119 Eaglish missions on
the roll, vesides the extensive work
dove among the Germans, Bohemians
and Hungarians $113000 per year is
necessary to carry on this work. There
are 222 church building funds invested,
all of $500 esch.
bave been received.
Thursday evening was a home mis.
sion service. Rev, C, E. Behaefler,
general superintendent of the home
mission board, spoke on the * Call
the homeland.” President
spoke on the subject, ** The support of
the King's army.”
A reception and luncheon was ten-
dered the members of synod by the
congregation in the lecture room of
the church from 9:30 to 1130 p. m.
Thursday evening. Rev. V. W. Dip-
ple, Ph. D., of Lebanon, was fosst-
master, and presided in his genial and
caliured manner so pleasing to his
friends. Beveral splendid addresses
were given,
{ Coaciuded next week.)
f
lie A
Emerick Property Sold
The home of Mra. John F, Emerick,
at the Union church, near Farmers
Mills, was sold SBaturday st public mle
to John Ream for $710. Mr. Ream is
a single man, but it is intimated that
he has * intentions,” having a design
on a handsome young lady in Bethle-
hem, or somewhere in Northampton
county.
The bidding on the property was
spirited, a number of persons desiring
to become the owner,
A ————
Hippard-Leisher,
A. 8. Hippard, of Cleveland, Ohio,
and Miss Ro-a 0, Leisher, only daugh-
ter of Rev. G. W. and Mrs, Lelsher,
were married in Chambersburg, by
the bride's brother, Rev. William L
Leisher, of Bummer Hill, Pa., assisted
by her pastor, Rev. Clifton G. White,
The bride's father will be remembered
as pastor of the Boslsburg Lutheran
church prior to the installation of
Rev. J. 1. Btonecypher,
—————— A ———
Throng of Bayers Continue,
The people of Centre Hall and
vicinity appreciate the great advant-
sge J. D, Murray obtained for them,
in getting the Dr. Howard Co. to ale
low the regular 50 cent size of Dr.
Howard's specific, for the cure of oon-
stipation and dyspepsia, to be sold at
half price, 25 cents, and have bought
hundreds of bottles, '
Many orders have come by mail at
this popular price, for it it is very une
usual to bs able to buy sixty doses of a
standard medicine at half price.
Every bottle of the specific sold by
Mr. Murray has had his personal
guarantee to refund the money If it
was not satisfactory, but pone has
come back, showing. the wonderful
curative power of this remedy.
1t is only recently, on the persistent
advice of Mr. Murray that Dr. How-
ard’s specific bas been sold for less
than 50 cents, but he urged that it
would be better to secure a quick intro.
duction in Centre Hall in this way
and the result has proven his good
Judgment.
SL AIA
Ex-Judge J. ©. Bucher, of Lewis
burg, died Saturday night, aged
a
THE WRECK AT STRUBLE,
Passenger Usach Toppled Over Embank-
ment Alightinog Bottom Side Up Vhree
Passengers Badly Injared.
Misses Bue and Barah Danley, of
Pine Grove Mills, and James MofTet,
of Btone Valley, were the passengers
most seriously injured in a wreck near
Btruble Station, on the Bellefonte
Central Railroad, Saturday evening at
about five o'clock.
The train was running from Pine
Grove Mills to State College, and on
reaching a fill near Btruble Station,
the track spread, throwing the paseen-
ger coach over the embankment and
on alighting the bottom side was up.
All were more or
less ipjured, bu. the three persons
above named were the ones most un-
fortunate. These were taken to the
Bellefonte hospital on a special train,
which also carried the passengers who
escaped serious injury.
AP ——————
Harris Township,
Mrs. Emeline Hess, of Bellefonte, is
visiting friends io this her old home.
Mrs. James Poormap spent Inst week
with her daughter, Mrs, Mary Markle,
at Buffalo Run.
Mr. aod Mrs, J. H. Jacobs and Mrs,
Leech and daughters, Nan and Eins
attended the
home of Win,
the passengers
Jucobs reunion, at the
Resides, in B llefonte,
Wednesday of last week, The father,
W. Armstrong Jacobs, of Howard,
who was present, was the oldest per-
son there, being eighty-six years old.
Mr. Jacobs is a veteran of Lhe Civil
War, 8 member of the 1481h Regiment.
Five other comrades enjoyed the day
with them,
Will Odenkirk and Miss Dora C.
Meyer were recent visitors from Cen-
tre Hall. They took supper with Mis
Hose Woods. Mins Margaretta Go
been was also an honored guest,
Mrs. Alice Magoffin departed Mon
day for a visit to Harrisburg, Philsdel-
New York. At the
pines she will winter,
and intlier
Mine
Helen Woods, of Bisbee, Arizons, who
inet her
there and trave
through different parts of Lhe vas erp
Miss Martin Boal, Hall,
arrived here Monday and will rem in
of Centre
for an {udefinite period of time
Mra. Harry Shugert and children, of
Ferguson towoship, spent Friday with
ber sister, Mra, George Shugert, iu
Boslsburg.
Mrs Emma Fisher
Danbdry Saturday, on scoount of the
iHiness of son Charles,
suflering from a sore throat,
Helen Ishler and sister, of Oak Hall
visited their grandmother, Mrs. Susay
Ishler, from Friday till Buoday.
Mra. Margaret Miller spent part of
this week with friends at Htate College
Communion services will be held in
the Reformed church Sunday morn-
log. Preparatory service Saturday
forenoon.
The high school will bold a festival
next Saturday evening io
hall.
Mr.and Mrs. N. W. Meyer spent »
day at the home of J, Curtis Meyer,
“* The Branch.’
Mr. and Mrs. John Stamm with
their little dsughter Caroline visited
at Harry Long's, at Berwick,
Saturday until Tuesday.
Enea Rupp, of the Mountain City,
visited here last week. He enjoyed
part of the time in the mountaios in
pursuit of game.
Mre. Frank Swabb and daughter
Helen, of Pine Grove Mille, spent Fri-
day.and Baturday at the home of
George Bwabb, who is feeling the ail-
ments incident to old age.
Daniel Stover, of Earlystown, spent
Sunday in Boalsburg.
Mr. and Mre. Henry Frederick en
Jryed a drive to Coburn Tuesday morn-
ing. They also visited st Millheim
and Anronsburg, returning
Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Homan, of near
Centre Hall ; Mr, and Mrs. John Dale,
of Dale's Bummit, and Mr: and Mrs,
Clement Dale, of Houserville, attend.
ed communion service in Boalaburg,
Funday.
Saturday the workmen in the quarry
near Boalsburg while blasting rocks
found a cave. The foreman entered
for the purpose of investigating it, and
had just come out of ii wa» g mass
of ground and stone fell in, agaih clos.
ing the opening.
James Btover, of Centre Hall, who
is employed at the Oak Hall foundry,
spent Bunday at the home of Elmer
Ishler.
H. C. Bhirk and J. H. Websr, of
Centre Hall, transacted business here
Friday afternoon,
Mre. J.P. Weber and son Fred, of
HBtate College, spent part of last week
in Boalsburg.
Mise Susan Alexander will sell ber
household goods at public sale Satur
day afternoon, 24th.
Misa 8, J. Keller returned Friday
from a visit with friends at Philadel.
phis, anil Wilmington, Delaware,
Rev. A. A. Black and Elder L.
Mothersbaugh attended the synodical
meetings at Lock Haven last week.
The latter visited his brother, Dr. H.
Mothersbaugh, at Beech Creek.
A————— A A ————
That famous bird, the stork, was un-
usually busy last week, leaving a little
daughter at the homes of J. H. Breon,
M. M. Kocher and McClellan Ross-
man, all of near Pine Mills,
was called tr
her who was
the lows
from
home
a a
Spring Millis
Mrs. H. I. Brain and Mrs. William
Hones spent Saturday, and Bunday at
Lemont.
Mrs, H. 8. Braucht and son Dean
and Mrs, Harry Allison were at How-
ard over Bunday.
The show at Penn Hall, Monday
evening, was well patronized by the
young people from this place.
Mr. and Mrs, H. C. Robinson and
family, of Centre Hall, were at Bpring
Mills on Bunday.
mW. O. Gramley and Charles Hen-
nigh attended the cow sale at Hublers-
on Baturday, but did not make pur-
chases of stock,
A little girl came to the home of Mr.
and Mrs. Beaton, hi
Frank McClellan, one of the rural
mail carriers, has been sick for a week
or more. Windom Gramley, his sub.
stitute, has been acting for him,
The community suffered the loss of a
good citizen by the death of Jacob Bre-
on, which occurred at the home of his
daughter, Mra. Asher Confer, in Geor-
ges Valley.
en A————— ——————
Woodward,
George Miller spent the greater part
of last week with friends in Union
county.
Hamuel Orndorf, wife and daughter
Miss Edna, from Madisonburg, spent a
few dave with the former's mother,
Mra, Phoebe Wise.
Mrs. RB. M. Wolf attended the funer-
al of her brother, Cyrus Miller,
day, at Pennsylvania Furnace.
Mr. and Mrs. Abraham Treaster are
vigitors in Reedaville
this week,
Harry Haines,
summer atl
Tues
and Lewistown
after spending the
Madisonburg, returned to
his home here |
Mrs
died at the
set Naturday.
of Wolfs Store,
Mra
smniie Stover,
ff her sister,
home
Willis Wantz, last Thursday,
Mrs, Harvey Brungart and ehildre:
Helen and Grace, of Mifflinburg, visit
Mrs,
Isaiah Boob, Baturday and Sanday.
ed the former's parents, Mr. and
harles Knarr and mother are visit
ing friends at Aasronsburg
stl mt———
Georges Valley.
The various members of the Keystone
L. C. E. will pose Bunday evening
before a camera to be operated by E.
W. Zettle.
Jacob Breon died at the home of his
daughter, Mrs, Confer, two miles south
of Bpriog Mills, Baturday evening, at
was made in
Heckman's cemetery, Wednesday fore-
by
pine o'clock. Iuterment
noon, ynducted
Rev,
8. E. Gobble and family were
Krater's Inst Sunday.
Tuesday
Rervices were o
D. Gress
in al
“ith there
will be Locast Grove, by
Rev. B. H. Niesble, of Harrisburg.
W. H. sotter and young son took a
pleasure trip.
evening, inst.
services at
Mr. and Mrs Periy Breon spent Bune
day at the home of Henry Haugh.
David Bohn and family were Sup
day the home of John
Royer and family.
Mr. and Mrs, Jeremiah Hackman
spent Sunday with their son Nester
Hackman aod family. A. N. Finkle
and family were guests of the
latter,
A horse died for John Wagner.
Carpenter Jeremiah Zettle and bis
men went to Tusseyville Mpnday to
do some work for Mrs, Swartz. s
Jas, Faust and M. J. Barger are hav-
ing their houses repaired,
J. ©, Berger returned home last
week. He had been employed on a
lumber job.
W. H. Matter shot a wild turkey
Tuesday of this week.
———— A
Keep in mind that Andrew Gregg
will sell a large variety of household
goods at his sale Saturday afternoon
in Centre Hall,
visitors at
also
There is a diseass prevailing in
tountry most«dangerous because so decep
} | 2 tive. . Many sudden
= deaths are caused by
“33 {t w= heart disease,
# pnsumoni heart
g failure orf apopl
arg often the result
of kidney disease, If
kidney trouble is al
lowed to advance the
kidney-poisoned
blood will attack ths
Be vital organs or the
kidneys themselves break down and waste
away call by ceil
Bladder troubles most always result from
& derangement of the kidneys and a cure is
obtained quickest by a proper treatment of
the kidneys. If you are feslin bacly you
can make no mistakes by taking Dr, Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and
bladder remedy.
It corrects inability to hold urine and scald-
ing pain in passing it, and overcomes that
unpleasant necessity of being compelled to
go olen during the day, and to get up many
tires during the night. The mild and the
extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon
yealized, It stands®he highest for its won
derful cures of the most distressing cases,
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and sold
b all druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar
zed bottles, You may oy :
ve a samples bottls of
is wonderful new dis-
ry and a book that
tells all about it, both
sent free by mail. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co.
Bin, on, N. Y. When writing mention
this generous offer in this paper. x
C———
One Fish Didn't Grow.
imiber of nu
citehies 4
Atlantic «
that «
’
them sald ue day he
io take home ph oo little
tank a plece of copper wire, ran it
41 the tail of the fish, and on one
ii of the he attached
ig with bi eo werateched
Lhe next teu I vw
otinued the wu i
n the line,
ghting landed 8 twelve pound
and there on its tall was my tug”
“That
jes ence
"
wire
upon it
and aft five
reminds me of a similar ex-
off there,”
caught one of those small cod, and
1 wanted to han
but
cation on it I couldn't find
thing In the
any
find, bowever, a little tin whistle
one of my pockets, and, 1
ugh the tall
the whistle and
into the water.
“The following year |
culinr bite on my hook
ing in the line 1 got the surprise
fe. There
He hadn't hb,
ing on his tall was a long
Philadelphia Press,
thie of the fis}
threw the cod back
got 8 most
nnd after
pe
i i
i
was the
grown
Put Through His Pates. ,
The ithy Briton is «
most fastidic
wel
the nis
the quality of
wrvice,
which an Eng
servant for
the average
it bears
American
out
Those who propose changlog
not
perfunctory
fire conten
Wink at Some
“When you have 1
art of winking”
field
Things.
wate o
iRieTeq LO
1
your hands
Every one's
of trivial fa
Foster the
friends and
those fal
lings so dear fo tl
ors Not to see everything
which will strengthen friend
help you to get the
ers
“He Is no good”
poleon of one of his
continually looking
stew pot!”
“1 want a man who can keep lis eye
on the {
fallings
haut
your fellow w
said the great
officers
into the privat
result and
al
gs]
inte
never mis
sald Nelson, And «
remarked
temper
i
that the
becanse
was {ied
‘ tf ay
adi Ix
The Mysterious Gegenschien.
There is vigibhie in the night sky
der gtanced, a faint
seal
14 oo, 4 ‘
iignai, Le
rout and situa
the place
the “gegen-
en’ most inex-
plicable objects Known to astronomers
According to a scientist, It may be a
sort of cometary or meteoric satellite
attending the earth. He supposes it
to be composed of a cloud of meteors,
situated about 1,000,000 from
the earth and revolving around it in a
period of just year, that
sun and the meteors {
posite sides of the earth. He estimates
that the size of this ghostly
may be nearly the same as that of the
planet Jupiter—viz, about 86.000 miles
in diameter.
, Tn ss iin
A615 a LANA
ways exactly to
of the sun called
wh and is or of the
niles
one gO the
are always on op
satellite
a
Court and Witness Agree.
An amusing incident occurred in one
of the New York courts the other day
The lawyer for the defense was mak-
ing a very lengthy cross examination
of an old lady when he was interrupt
ed by the judge with the remark,
“1 think you have exhausted this wit
ness."
“Yes, Judge.” she exclaimed, "1 do
foel very much exhausted.”
Quick Change.
“Who,” she asked, "is that scrawny,
bowlegged, ridiculous looking person
talking to Miss Rockingham?”
“That is Count Brisczpicksnitzel.”
“Oh! What an aristocratic, noble
bearing he seems to have now that
he has shifted his position so that the
light strikes him properiy!"-Qhicago
Record-Herald. $
The Cowslip.
“I saw a cowslip by the river's
brim,” sald the long haired boarder
who had just returned from a stroll.
“I hope ‘twan’t one of my cows”
sald the practical farmer. “Did she
slip clear In?”
A Surprise.
When a woman calls her husband
up by telephone without his knowing
MAKING A WILL.
if You Draw Up Your Own, Stick to
the Most Simple Terms.
“If the people,” said a lawyer, “who
prefer to draw
to legal advice
would keep just one thing in mind a
would saved, It is
nothing save insistence on simplicity
Blmplicity is the main to make
will effective, and apparently It is
the one thing ths the 1kers for-
get about, High sounding words and
remembered law
for whatever
feanon
wills without resorting
iot of trouble ba
thing
will mi
/
i phrases come to
and into
thie
minds,
verbal
thelr documents
There
sression
and
saying
of
these neces go
fry
imy
give
¥
ronger way of
fake ihe matter
11 & 1 fo 3 :
Here a desire to be explicit
ions,
" A sentence i
ined hood
there Is
ninterpretation
A BROKEN CUP.
Way a Queen Saved an Old
From
rd
ant
Dismissal,
notw
ent for
Greek
of the
r was depend
The
nvention
, they
» the tedium
the Trojan
ithstad
safety upon i uhiects
his
claim,
of the siege of
war
The Slippery Pronoun.
Many are the circumioc
have been devised by cly
which
ized races in
onder to avoid untness of 4
address, In fact, it may sald that
at the moment when a nation
ardizes Its language it begins to have
trouble with its pronouns
“Thou” has of course
lete except in prayer, although it flour
ishes colloquially In the north of Enz
land. The second person plural is
substituted. In parts of the south
“sou all” is heard. a further step to
ward refined elusiveness,
In France and Germany “thou” has
been retained in familiar or semicon.
temptuous speech. In Spain and Italy,
on the other hand, the third person is
substituted habitually in place of it.—
Harper's Weekly.
Touched.
Mrs. Homespun-~The comic papers
gay you fellows never work. Weary
Waflles—Y-yes'm; de comic papers also
say dat mother-in-aws is a nuisance
when everybody knows dat dey are de
most sweetest an’ angelic uy mortals,
an'- Mrs. Homespun—You poor, dear
man! Come right in this minute. I
will broil a chicken for you—Judge.
untions
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be
stand.
become obso
Mamma-Here comes your father.
See how cross you've made him, Now
go and tell him you're sorry. Tommy—
Say, pop, I'm sorry you're so blamed
cross. ~ Philadelphia Press.
An Unfortunate Misunderstanding.
“I had to leave my last situation be.
cause the missus sald they were going
to lead the sinful life, and they
wouldn't want any servants about the
place." Punch.
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