¥ The General Demand of the Well-Informed of the World has always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physicians could sanction for family use because its com- ponent parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, in action. In supplying that demand with its ex- cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along cthical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remark- able success. That is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the Well-Informed. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine-—manufactured by the Cali- fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. £60,000 Value Gisen Awe; THERACYCLE Sa: 3 emote Rte sani largest : CES 2 get yours RACYCL! AT FACTORY PRICES 22 eee og aod pamphiet sont Fama’ HHS SARUPACTURERS OF THE RAGYSLE, MIGDLETOWR, 8. ideas, Reg. PATENTS seis BOUNTIES Trade-Marks, Copyright your Books, Writings, Plo tures, eto. New act as to Bounty for soldiers and their relatives, who served in the civil war, 1341.5, Have secured over $21,000,00 for them, and instructions, Address, W, H. Willa, Att'y.st- Law, (Notary Public.) Wills Bullding, 313 Ind. Ave, Washington, D, C, Over 3 years' practices, i. Patent your A Helpful Fruit. The apple may have been the fruit source of long life, at least if its by De Mar, in the Philadelphia Lecord, 100 BOYS ARE BORN — ed. Proportion Found add years to a man’s life. The apple is rich in nourishment to the brain and nerves and should be more persistently eaten. Those few persons who find it indigestible when raw should, at least, eat cooked apples once a day. Hicks' Capudine Cures Women's Monthly Pains, Backache, Nervousness, and Headache. It's Liquid. Effects imme diately. Prescribed by physicians with best results. 10c., 25¢c.. and 50c.. at drug stores. As To Haipins. Hatpins are now regarded as trim- ming accessories and, accordingly, are greatly prized as gifts, as they are usually presented in pairs and two are deemed quite enough to decorate one hat. Among the most effective, as well as the most serv- iceable, are the great globes of rhine- stones or crystal, which do not tar- nish after being subjected to the rain and are greatly liked because they harmonize with any color and serve to brighten a dark hat. Dresden china pins do not discolor and are undeniable works of art, but they must be carefully handled, while the pins simulating jfewels set in gold and silver, although wonderfully fas- cinating, are not substantial. In fact, 80 readily do these mock jewels sep arate from their settings that more than one person has been momen- cious stone being trodden under foot. Family Of Criminals. A grim epitaph, perhaps unexam- pled, is 16 be found in the cemetery of Debrescin, Eastern Hungary. It reads as follows: “Here rest died in his sixty-second year. was shot by his son. Frau Joseph Moritz, who died in her forty-seventh year. She was shot by her daughter. Elizabeth Moritz, who died by her own hand, in her seventeenth year, after shooting her mother. Joseph Moritz, who died in prison, aged twenty-seven. He had shot his fath- er. May eternal mercy have pity on their poor, sinful souls.” The last of this unfortunate fam- ily left a sum of £1,500 for the pur- pose of setting up this memorial. — London Globe, FRIENDS HELP St. Paul Park Incident. “After drinking coffee for break- fast I always felt languid and dull, having no ambition to get to my morning duties. Then in about an hour or so a weak, nervous derange- ment of the heart and stomach would come over me with such force I would frequently have to lie down. “At other times I had severe head. aches; stomach finally became affect- ed and digestion so Impaired that | had serious chronic dyspepsia and constipation. A lady, for many years State President of the W. C. T. U., told me she had been greatly bene- fited by quitting coffee and using Pos- tum Food Coffee; she was troubled for years with asthma. She sald it Was no cross to quit coffee when she found she could have as delicious an article as Postum. “Another lady, who had been trom- bled with chronic dyspepsia for years, found immediate relief on ceasing coffee and. beginning Postum twice a day. She was wholly cured. Still another friend told me that Postum Food Coffee was a godsend to her, her heart trouble having been relieved after leaving off coffee and taking on Postum. “So many such cases came to my notice that I concluded coffee was the cause of my trouble and I quit and took up Postum. I am more than pleased to say that my days of trou- ble have disappeared. I am well and happy.” “There's a Reason.” Read “The Road to Wellville,” in pkgs, one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true and full of human » London.—Dr. Romme, the eminent physiologist, has compiled statistics which prove, he maintains, that a boy | is born when the father is the weaker | of the two parents and a girl when | the mother is the weaker partner | Dr. Romme has been investigating | the question of sex for many years, i and his announcement of the law as | he has discovered it and his statistics { have caused widespread interest and | discussion. He declares it to be a | universal law of nature that the child | resembles the weaker and not the | stronger of its parents. | In all countries the proportion is found to be almost identical, namely, 1 105 or 106 girls to 100 boys. The | only exception is found after a great | war. This is because the best and i strongest men are sent to the front, | while the weakest remain behind. | The physiclogist declares that nat. | ure's purpose is to replace the weaker individual with another of the same | sex before he or she disappears. More Boys When War Rages, Among barbarous nations, contin- ually at war, there is always a pre- | ponderance of boys over girls. When an old man marries a young wife it is {a proved fact that more boys than | case when the wife is much older i than the husband To every 1000 Dr. giris born, i ! i i Romme says, there are S865 Dboys when the father is younger than the mother; 948 boys when both parents are of the same age; 1037 boys when the father is from one to six Years older than the mother: 1267 boys when the father is from sit to eleven years older than the mother; 1474 boys when the father is from eleven to sixteen years older than the er, and 1632 boys when the fath more than sixteen years older mother, Worry May Tarn the Scale. Dr. Romme asserts that there are practically no instences where the strength of both parents is equal Worry, ifliness, any slight trouble, is suflicient to turn the scale Kaiser Wilhelm, he points out, had five sons In succession, while the Czarina had four daughters in succes sion Dr. Romme avers that he fis unable to find a single instance io which hie rule has been transgressed It is, in fact, a repetition in another form of Professor Schenck’s famous sex theory under which he proposed to increase the stamina and the red corpuscles fn a parent when the de sire was to beget a child of the oppo. site sex. Thus the Czarina, wanting a male successor to the Russian throne, was subjected to Professor Schenck's nourishing treatment, with ‘an ultimately sucessful result, the in Paris by Wireless London.——That he has already per- fected an invention by which he can { set type in an ordinary linotype ma- {chine in Paris by wireless waves | i { ing statement made at the Hotel Cecil by Hans Knudsen, the Danish inven. tor, famous for his achievements with liquid alr, after giving the first public demonstration of long-distance wire. { "1 shall publicly demonstrate my | new wireless typesetting invention | within a few weeks,” said Mr. Knud- | sen. “lI have already had the first { machine constructed, and it has { proved successful, setting 3000 words | an hour, at a distance, just as if the ! operator were working the machine, “The time is not far distant when, with my invention, the London corre- spondents of the New York newspa- pers will be able to send their news straight to the printing press through the Marconi operator.” In the course of his demonstration of wireless photography Mr. Knudsen sent photographs of the King, Waves From London. Queen and Kaiser from one room in jthe hotel through the wali into an (Other, without wires, the pictures | proving recognizable. He had constructed in the first room a transmitter with a needle | point passing over a picture prepared ion a glass plate from a photograph. The needle continually vibrated over the plate, according to the face. A succession of electric waves | was accurately recorded by a plate on ‘the wall. These waves were in turn i caught by another receiving plate in {the adjoining room after passing through the wall, the picture being | accurately recorded by the receiving | instrument on a smoked glass plate. | From this plate recognizable pho- | tographs were printed on sensitized | paper. | ever Marconi can send messages,” sald Mr. Knudsen. “Within a short time I shall be sending pictures of j eriminals and finger land to New York.” Nervous London.—That excessive talking ls the cause of many nervous diseases and for the increasing amount of in sanity affecting modern soclety is the interesting theory elaborated before the Psycho-Therapeutic Society by the Rev. B. 8. Lombard, a London vi- car, who has studied the subject. "An enormous amount of vital en- ergy is wasted in talking,” sald the vicar. "An excessive talker is a hu- man vampire who saps the vital en- ergy of those about him. People si- Women Will Farm It in an Adamless Eden, Chicago. Twenty self-supporting women formed an organization to be known as the Art Craft Colony, their object being to take up and settle upon Government irrigation lands in the West The funds were subscribed suffi- ciently to make entry upon 160 acres each. The membership includes resentatives of the dressmaking, linery and metal working and crafts several who have dev themselves .to farming and poultry raising. aa “- — Discases. percentage of the victims of nervous Dr. don héspitals for silent treatment. Neither ' of the gallant speakers Broan of hentioned oy alking on against garrulity, Ria argument Woman Wants to Start a Lion Farm in California. San Jose, Cal.—Provi - pervisors of this ova ded a Mme. Emma Schnell, of circus fame, plans to found a licn breeding farm near here, with the view of supplying the demands of circuses menag- SH ot pt on rh i rom farm melghorh 8 ors the “Why ere no real danger,” sald the ‘famous tamer. "This valle it and thrive.” ALMOST A MIRACLE. Was No Hope. i G. 'W. L. Nesbitt, Depot Street, | Marion, Ky., writes: “I was a chronic | invalid with kidney troubles and often wished death might end my awful suffer- ings. The secretions were thick with sedi- ment, my lHmbs swol- len and my right side 80 nearly paralyzed | could not raise my hand above my head, The doctor held out no hope of my recovery and I bad given up, but at last started using Doan’s Kidney Pills and made a rapid gain. After three months’ use | was well and at work again.” Bold by all dealers. b5C cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Meditations Of A Spinster, Funny how when a girl tries to dodge a kiss she always manages so that it lands just where it ought to. Nearly every man finds a wife con- venient . to be disagreeable to after he has had to be pleasant all day at the office, Nearly every man thinks he is a martyr when he has to give his wife his money to run his house and feed and clothe his children. Any woman with experience in the way a man makes love comes to mar- vel that not one of them ever shows any originality or resources.—Phila- delphia Telegraph. BUYING PAINT BLINDLY. Many people look upon paint buy- ing as a lottery and so it is, the way they do it. It is not necessarily so, however. Pure White Lead and lin- seed oll are the essential elements of good paint Adulterants in white lead can be easily found by the use of a blowpipe. Adulterations in linseed oil can be detected with a fair degree | of certainty. See that these two ele- | ments are pure and properly put on | and the paint will stay put. { National Lead Company, Wood- bridge Building, New York City, will | send a blowpipe outfit and instrue- | tions for testing both white lead and linseed oil. on request. Excuses, “Cabby, make your horse go a 1it- tle quicker.” “Impossible: 1 the Society for the mals.’ ! Ten Minutes Later (on arrival)—' “Give me little extra tip.” “Imposseible: I am a member the Temperance Society." —Les nales, Paris am a member of Protection of Ani- of An- remains are resources of For Uninjured mammoth among the vast natural Siberia awalting exploitation. Preparing Vor The Future | Mrs. Jenkins had missed Mrs | and nearing several startling rumors went in search of ner old friend. j “They tell me you're workin’ ‘ard | ‘an day, Sarah Ann?" she| queried, “Yes,” returned Mrs, Brady under bonds to keep the peace the whiskers out of that “I'm for old that If | come Magistrate sald the old he'd fine 40 shil- ling!" “And so you're workin’ keep out of mischief?” “I''m what? not much! I'm in' 'ard to save up the fine.” Pictorial. man, nie ‘ard to work- Penny Measuring Moonlight. A novel means of meaguring moon. light is furnished by the selenium through its well-known varia- tions of electric resistance In light of different intensity. By this meth- od the light of the full moon has been lately determined to be a little more than one-fifth (.21) of a stand- ard candlepower and about nine times the light of the half-moon. The gibbous disc proves to be brighter than after full moon. The selenium cell is not perfectly reliable as a test for light of varying color, but it has been found sufficiently ac- curate and sensitive to indicate the central phase of a lunar eclipse with- in one minute of the computed time before Wicked Lad. “What was the school lesson, little boy?" asked the kind old gentleman Climb," ** chirped the small boy “That's all, “Ah! And 1 hope you will take advantage of it?" “Already taken advantage of it, gir. Climbed every tree by the road- gide in search of birds’ eggs.” —Chi- Cage News Not Knocking Anybody. Lawyer The defendant in lazy, worthless fellow, this Ent he? Witness sir, 1 to do the man any injustice. [ won't BO so far as to say he's lazy, required any voluntary to digest his victuals died of lack of nourish- years ago.~—Chicago Trib- Well, don't want by and aa work he would have ment 15 une, GARFIELD Digestive Tablets, From your druggist, or the Garfield Tea Co.. Brooklyn, N 25¢. per bottle Bamples upon request. Ever notice how hard it {3 to pay, thing on the "easy payment for a plan? more valuable than the best Indian ivory. According to figures printed in a | Toronto journal, transmitted by Consul R. 8. Chilton, Jr., of that city, the foreign trade of Canada for the 11 months ended February 28, 1908, amounted to $5898.7556.874, an! increase over the same months of 1906-7 of $30,156,704 How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward | for any case of Catarrh that cannot be | cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F.J. Cunexey & Co., Toledo, O We. the undersigned. have known F. J. | Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe | him perfectly honorable in all business | transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm. WarLpixo, Kisxax & Manvix, Whole | sale Druggists, Toledo, O i Hall's Catarrh Cuore is taken internally, act: | ing directly upon the blood and macuonssur faces of the svetem,. Testimonials sent free Price, 75¢c. per bottle, Sold by all Druggiste Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation | Consul Frank W. Mann, of Not- | tingham, reports that the coal out- 3 inerccsed 4,000,000 tons over 1906 | —gne-fourth of the total increase in the entire kingdom FITS, St, Vitus Dance: Nervous Diseases per. | manently cured by Dr. Kline's Great Norv Restorer. £2 trial bottle and treatise free. Dr. H. R. Kline, L4..931 Arch St, Phils, Pa. | Vegeterians assert that one acre | of land will comfortably support] four persons on a vegetable diet. Hicks' Capudine Cures Headache, Whether from Cold, Heat, Stomach, or Mental Strain. No Acetanilid or dangerous drugs. It's Liquid. Effects immediately, 10¢., 25¢., and « at drug stores. The army of Terah, King of Ethi- | opia, consisted of 1,000,000 men and 300 chariots of war, FIFTEEN YEARS OF SUFFERING. Burning, Painful Sores on 1 Tor. tured Day and Night—Tried Many Remedies to No Avail—Used Caticara; Is Well Again, “After an attack of rheumatism, running sores broke out on my husband's legs, from below the knees to the ankles. There are no words to tell all the discomfort and stlfering he had to endure night and , He every kind of remedy and three physicians treated him, one after the other, without any good results whatever, One day I ordered some Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Cuticura Resol- vent. He began to use them and in three weeks all the sores were dried up. The fire stopped, and the pains became e. After three months he was quite well. I can prove this testimonial at any time. Mrs. V. V. Albert, Upper French 805 AA IAA AABN In a favorable wind a fox can A reduocesinfiamma. He is a lucky man who doesn’t be- THE DUTCH BOY PAINTER STANDS FOR PAINT QUALITY &£& Q fo ed IT 1S FOUND DNLDY ON J ™ PURE WHITE LEAD fl 22 ie MADE BY i 4 THE CLD DUTCH sotiseptically clean end free from une healthy germ-life and disagreeable odors, alone cannot do. A germicidal, disin- cellence and econ- omy. Invaluable throat and nasal and uterine catarch. At drug end toilet Large Trial Sample MOTHER GRAY'S | SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN, Owetnin Corn far F verishn i + be ‘ons ipation, . math roubles, sorde re ‘ol ot. Mother Sra. - his erate Nurse i Chill. 48 56 hours. Atal Dra ® Ne pa A ru Le Roy, N.Y. PENSIONS oun WORRIES, DROPSY Mv msoviy, Bree Be RR 8 BORN Ber atte AvYsurise iN RHI barks HE WILL eat FAD NATURE AND A WOMAN'S WORK AM Nature and a woman s work eom- bined have produced the grandest remedy for woman's ills that the world has ever known. In the good old-fashioned davs of our grandmothers they relied upon the roots and herbs of the field to cure disease and mitigate suffering. The Indians on our Western Plains to-day can produce roots and herbs for every ailment, and cure disen baffle the most skilled physic: ns who have spent years in the study of d From thé roots and herb the fleld Lydia E. Pinkham more than thirty years ago gave to the women of the world a remedy for their pe- culiar ills, more potent and effica- cious than any combination of drugs, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is now recognized as the standard remedy for woman's ills. Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 515 N.C. St fs , Mo., writes: “" Complete ases thi YY erG TUK, : s Of restoration to health means so much to me that for the sake of other ricg women 1 am willing to make my troubles public “For twe ars | had been suffer- img with the rat forms of female ills. During that time I had eleven different physicians without help. No tongue can tell and at times I could hardly walk. About two years ago I wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice t, and can truly say th 's Vegetable Cos Pinkham's advice and strength. It ains of gold to suffer at I suffered, "ul +51" E. in id did for Bi other suffering w Warm baths with Cuticu: . Soap followed, when neces- sary, by gentle anointings with Cuticura, the great Skin Cure, preserve, purify and beautify the skin, scalp, hair and hands of infants and children, relieve ecze- mas, rashes, itchings, irrita- tions and chafings, permit rest and sleep and point to a speedy removal of torturing, disfiguring humours when all else fails. rfp a] the word. Depots: Loodon, 27, Bs Be, F 2} BK y 5 ks A or a bid Town, ey oA Hy - Role Prose, Boston, SN AM WA As. DYES