Excellent Diagnosis,
Dr. Fitzpatrick, who is something
of a humorist, was running down the
steps of St. Paul's Hospital when
he met a fellow-doctor.
‘Hello, Fitzpatrick!” cried the lat-
ter, noticing that his friend looked
pleased. “You're in a hurry. What's
the matter—any good cases?"
“1 should think so!" cried Fitz-
patrick. “We've got a woman in the
ward upstairs who is so cross-eved
that the tears run down her back.”
“Bless me!" said his friend. “You
can’t do anything for her, can you?"
“I should think we can-—in fact,
we have,” cried Fitzpatrick; “we've
treated her for bacteria!’’—Philip-
pines Gossip.
Plaint Of A Player.
“An actor should be devoted to
his art, should he not?”
“Yes,” answered Mr. Storming-
ton Barnes, “he should be. But too
many of us are prone to regard the
practice of our profession merely as
a series of disagreeable interrup-
tion to a pinochle game."-—Wash-
ington Star.
PURE FOOD
No Food Commissioner of any State
has ever attacked the absolute
purity of Grape-Nuts,
Every analysis undertaken shows
this food to be made strictly of Wheat
and Barley, treated by our processes
to partially transform the starch
parts into a form of Sugar, and there-
fore much easier to digest.
Our claim that it is a “Food for
Brain and Nerve Centres’ is based
upon the fact that certain parts of
Wheat and Barley (which we use)
contain Nature's brain- and nerve-
building ingredients, viz., Phosphate
of Potash, and the way we prepare
the food makes it easy t
assimilate,
Dr. Geo. W. Carey in his book
“The Biochemic System of Medicine”
Says:
“When the medical profession fully
understands the nature and range of
the phosphate of potassium, insan
asylums will no longer be needed
“The gray
controlled i
cell-salt, potassium phosphate.
“This unites with albumen,
and by the addition of oxygen creates
nerve-fluid, or the gray mat of the
brain.
“Of course,
alts and 0
nerve-fluid, pot
is the chief factor, an
within to attract,
law of affinity, all things needed
manufacture the elixir of life.
fore, when nervous symptoms arise,
due to the fact the nerve-fluid
has been from cause,
the is
only
else can possi
ficiency.
“The ills
consuming
0 digest
on
§
matter of the
entir
salt
there is a trace of
other organic
but phosphate
3s the power
itself by its own
to
There-
that
exhausied any
phosphate of the
true remedy, nothing
the de-
arising fre
the gray m
brain cannot be overestimated
“Phosphate Potash, is
mind, the most wonderful curative
agent ever by man, and
the ble already conferred
on the any. Bat ‘what
shall the harves when physicians
everywhere f
m too rapidly
iL
the
ra
atter of
of to my
discovered
ings it has
race
1
are m
stand the part
in the pro-
t a mune
GO as much
plays
= i -
Will ns
to
rh
wad
can be done
make a hea
“Let the overworked business man
take it and go home good-ten 1
Let the weary wife, nerves unstrung
from attending to sick ehildren or en-
tertaining company, teke it and note
how quickly the equilibrium will be
restored and
her throne.
rou physiology
ven on earth
ipered.
calm and reason
‘provings’ are re-
quired here. We find this potassium
salt largely predominates in nerve-
fluid, and that a deficiency produces
well-defined symptoms. The begin-
ning and end of the matter is to sup-
ply the lacking principle, and in
molecular form, exactly as nature
furnishes {t in vegetables, fruits and
grain. To supply deficiencles—this is
the only law of cure.”
Please observe that Phosphate of
Potash is not properly of the drug-
shop variety but is best prepared by
“Old Mother Nature” and stored in
the grains ready for use by mankind.
Those who have been helped to better
health by the use of Grape-Nuts are
legion.
“There's a Reason.”
ans ors
assert
No
BRAIN POWER
Increased by Proper Feeding.
A lady writer who not only has
done good literary work, but reared
a family, found in Grape-Nuts the
ideal food for brain work and to de-
velop healthy children. She writes:
“I am an enthusiastic proclaimer of
Grape-Nuts as a regular diet. 1 for-
merly had no appetite in the morning
and for 8 years while nursing my four
children, had insufficient nourishment
for them.
“Unable to eat breakfast I felt faint
later, and would go to the pantry and
eat cold chops, eausage, cookies,
doughnuts or anything 1 happened to
find. Being a writer, at times my
head felt heavy and my brain asleep.
“When 1 read of Grape-Nuts I be-
gan eating it every morning, also
gave it to the children, including my
10 months old baby, who soon grew
as fat as a little plg, good natured
and contented,
“1 wrote evenings and feeling the
need of sustained brain power, began
eating a small saucer of Grape-Nuts
with milk, instead of my usual indi
gestible hot pudding, ple, or cake for
dessert at night,
“1 grew plump, nerves strong, and
when I wrote my brain was activ
and clear; indeed, the dull head ‘pain
never returned.”
POSTUM CEREAL CO. Ltd.,
Battle Creek, Mich,
Says William J. Bryan:
“Measured by the number of su-
cldes caused by the New York Stock
Exchange, Monte Carlo Is an {innocent
pleasure resort by comparison.
The New York Stock Exchaucge has
"
gin's school did thieves.
tha
MS
r ve
~ ~ ~
3 a 2
He SO
ers :
ivy oo 10
aA Addr ANS
Dj
T aovnmnmyr
Ad AL WTA
New
brought
to tell what
York Stock Exc
nounces
corporations who
tell them how to
Addressing the Civie For
Carnegie Hall, he praised >
Roosevelt, ant escribed
ing House certi
out the country
stringency as
He brande
worse than M
its members
tice e
swindling
the Exchange
bezzlers than
out thie :
ciation by the
“It is a 3
eighty million people «
do not rise in thelr in
drive these irs in
out of the con -
Cheers that
minu thr
greeted this ser
followed by inderous outbursts
ked the mono
s by corner
lawyers
¢ the law
do it with safety.”
issued thro
t dollars.”
ock Exch
» Carlo. He dec
vor
very
for two
tos auditorium
i “that
be torn
they be
the
vealed in a
liness.”
The
was “T
talked on the tople for
»
ened to Mr. Bryan
ou Shalt Not Steal.” and he
BY
kh
a ig
Mr. Bryan's Address.
Mr. Bryan said in }
“To steal
may be define
in or
nog
or
¢
O03
-t}
the
ceny-
when
value, and the ! the value
is greater There a tendency in
modern times to divide grand larceny
into two classes, so that now we are
inclined to think of larceny as petit
larceny, grand larceny
larceny. By glorious larceny I do not
refer to the policy which nations
have indulged in of taking the prop-
erty of other nations by force—an act
that is sometimes deseribed as not
only innocent, but even patriotic: 1
refer, rather. to that tendency, quite
discernible at the present day, to re-
gard stealing upon a large scale as
ig
0
and glarisns
ana giorious
a small scale,
pocket, or enters your house in the
dark, or accosts you upon the high-
way and takes from you a few dol-
lars, you regard him as a vulgar
thief. No one can have respect for
such a person, and the punishments
of the law are in such cases swift
and sure, if the offender is caught.
“Even in the case of grand larceny,
if the amount taken is not very great,
the thief finds it difficult to escape,
for he has no influential friends and
he cannot hire skillful lawyers to
present technicalities in his defense.
If, however, he steals a large sum,
it becomes quite a different matter,
and the sum may be so large that we
overlook the man's rascality in our
amazement at the genius which he
has displayed. As a rule. the man
who steals a million dollars has a
better chance of escape than the man
who steals a thousand. So true is
this that it has been suggested that
we amend the commandment to read,
‘Thou shalt not steal on 2 small
scale.” We should attempt to enliti-
vate a public opinion which will re-
move the distinction between grand
larceny and giorious larceny and in-
sure the enforcement of th. eriminal
law against all offenders alike, re.
gardless of the amount stolen and
regardless of the social, business, or
political position of the thief.'
Mr. Bryan's peroration was devoted
to the Stock Exchange.
Warren, in the New York Telegram,
Says President Roosevelt:
“There is no moral difference bhe-
tween gambling at cards, in lotteries,
at the race tracks and gambling in
the stock market. It is just as per-
nicious and in degre the evil worked
is far greater.”
BLING
in
~
y: \&
% 3
14 vo»
ww Ad AA
arcen
orm
ah A A
“1
that
St
in New
Ainge
of
here
wk Exch
in amount
who ve-
ER ling in a
where winnings and losses
a1 remain strangely silent in
the pr nee of the enormot
that are plaved upon t
ket, often with loaded d
is one of the
ng in
am aware
sald he, “the
an and that
denounce
veneratic
hemently
backroom
re sr
Worst
gtocks and fr
tructive {«
Me
Farm!
Kain
wen
1 Measur
y changing
Ereater
and
AH
convuised
essed the
of
woe
vir-
vid
ria
J a
OUrse ves 1 ur
The men
in charge of the
never did a \
tithe of the harm
gamblers and
biers of New York
{did the OYer exere
the corrupting influences
It been asserted
ial ninety-nine i cent, of
York purchases and sales of
{stock and of produce are merely bets
up the market value, ti in-
ntion upon the part of the vendor
ver, or on the part of the pur-
receive. This is not busi
8 not commerce; it not
ion; it is eommon,
and when to the ordinary
that the gambler takes are
ed the extraordinary chances due
to the secret manipulation of the mar-
ket by those who are on the inside,
the stock market becomes worse than
an honestly conducted gambling re-
sort If a man takes a chance upon
a wheel of fortune, he knows just
what his chance is, and he knows
Eran gle
kK
do every da: :
the
nor
11 -
ike
poli
¥ anything
!
over
tics without
per
tthe New
n with no
a
to deli
chaser to
is
vulgar
{add
percentage of chances in his favor,
but when a stranger gambles upon
the stock or grain market he is at the
mercy of those who, by obtaining con-
trol of the visible supply, can destroy
every natural law or business rule
which the outsider knows 1 beg
| cities to consider whether they cannot
advance religion as well as morality
ment, “Thou shalt not steal,’ is openly
{and notoriously violated in the stock
market and in the grain pit by those
who profess to belleve in the Bible
and to have respect tor its teachings.
“The ‘swollen fortunes’ against
| which the President justly inveighs,
almost without exception find their
source in special privileges and in
Governmental favoritism which legal-
ize injustice; It is not strange that the
humble members of society complain,
but it is strange that conscience does
not more often restrain the rich and
the potent from asking for such un-
fair advantages.
“The commandment, ‘Thou shalt
not steal,” will not have the weight
that it ought to have Among men une
til it is so construed as to bring the
feeling of guilt and shame to those
who draw from the common store
more than they add in service. It we
can but create a sentiment which wilt
make men ashamed, not only of
wrongdoing but of idleness as well,
and fill them with an earnest desire
fo make generous return to soclely
for all the blessings that society con-
fers, it will be easler to prevent those
varieties of larceny which are so dim-
cult to define and which the officers
of the law find it hard to detect and
punish.” ’
é
Rush of Unemployed
To Join the Army,
New York City. — The army re-
cruiting officers have had all they
could do enlisting or rejecting mem.
bers of the “army of the unem-
ployed” who showed up at the va.
rious recruiting offices to enlist. It
is said that at least 8000 of them
have offered their services within the
last two months. There has seen an
increase of nearly 300 per cent. in the
average of applicants. At no time
Women Claim Right to
Pest 3 Jury Duty In France.
aris. ~~Jurymen have ev
the subject of criticism, but the heen
ice has always been considered a bur
den. The French law forbids wage
earners to serve on a jury, and an at.
tempt is being made to extend the
panel to them, the authorities statin
that the regulations were fram
with’ the view to excluding domestio
servants and retainers in social condi.
tions no longer Women are
since the Spanish War have recruit.
ing officers Rad so many applications. |
now claiming the right to sit oy Jur
les. Cynies It will be granted.
a
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~~
Ex-Senator Stewart's Light Lunch,
Ex-Benator William M. Stewart, of
Nevada, who has been in Washing-
ton several weeks, is weather-bound
in the National Capital, and prob-
ably will remain here until spring.
He likes the severe winter climate,
and at the advanced age of 83 en-
Joys nothing more than a brisk con-
stitutional down Pennsylvania Ave-
nue. And he can set a pace for a
man half a century younger, too.
He is as hale and hearty as when he
1866. Proceedings at the Senate
still interest him, and he is a famil-
far figure there. His former col-
leagues continually ask him how he
manages to keep so young, but while
Nevada statesman and financial
expert knows how to do it himself
he can't inform others.
The other evening
down into the
tion, and dropped into
cafe much frequented
and theatrical people.
immediate
the Senator
Bohemian
sporting
He attracted
attention because of his
appearance. A friend
and invited him
a
by
hailed him
“No,” sald the Senator, “lI haven't
stay. I just dropped in for
# light lunch. Waiter, bring me a
stein of dark beer and some Limbur-
ger cheese." -—Boston Herald.
Greatest Lumber Cut,
More lumber was cut in the United
States last year than in any other
in its history The enormous
amount of 37,650,736 board feet
mill vaue of
this was $621,151,388. In addition,
there were produced 11.8568.260,000
shingles, valued at $24,156,555, and
3,812,807,000 lath, valued at $11.
480570 On the whole, it is safe
that the present annual lum-
ber cut of the United States approxi-
mates 40 billion feet, and that the
total mill 1 the lath,
and shingles each produced is
not less than $7¢ These
figures give some vast is
the lumber industry i great
is the demand for oducts
A glance at the kinds f 1
produced shows
passing of
the
the
Year
to say
alae of ilnmber
Vear
lumber
the
one
other
white
oftwood
greatest 8 i
greatest the for.
ot 18646 the
ent
has ever
of white
£0
than
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That is Laxative Brooms Quinine
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Used the
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the
to vapor \
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valuable information on the
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of milk yield the highest
n
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only is necessary.
One of the worst things about be.
ing useful to people Is you never have
a chance to do anything for yourself
Wouldn't you like to try Nature's mild
laxative, Garfield Tea’ Headache Pow.
ders and Digestive Tablets also upon re
Pistenrd to Garfield Tea Co,
It is far better for a man to be
down by his wife than to be
Millions {3 Oats and Barley.
Nothing will pay you better for 1008
than to sow a plenty of big yielding oats
and barley with oats at 40c to 50c a bu,
(Salzer's new Emperor William Oats ave
per acre more than any
other variety in 1007) would od immense.
ly while Salrer's Silver King Barley which
foved iteelf the biggest yielder at the
Visconsin Agricultural Station dun
1007 if you had planted 50 acres wou
have given you in 1007 just $3500.00 on 50
acres. It is an enormous yielder,
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to the John A. Balzer Seed Co. Ia
Crosse, Wis, and we will mail you the
most original seed catalog published in
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and if you send 4c we add a package of
new farm never before seen by
you.
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Foresight is the way you ought te
have seen a thing after you Baw it di-
rectly the opposite WAY.
Many Professional Men,
clergymen, teachers and sin
Brown's Bronchial Troches
ing hoarseness and coughs.
rs use
or cum
in
doesn’t mind having
oh Foot Ae dosant really expect you
to believe her.
Tteh cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists,
The neighbors may know what yom
v ot, t what they don't always
ow 8s how you got |
PUTNAM
THE TIME TEST.
That Is What Proves True Merit.
Doan's Kidney Pills bring the
quickest of relief from backache and
kidney troubles. Is
that rellef lasting?
Lot Mrs.
Long, of 113 N. Au-
gusta St.
Va., tell
January 21st,
Mrs. Long wrote;
“Doan’s Kidney Pills
nave cured me” (of
pain in the back,
you. On
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Applause For The Chaplain's Prayers.
The House of ‘Representatives naz
i gations, ete.)
| four and
{ sald:
since,
On June 20th, 1807,
one-hall years later, she
I repeat my testimony.”
| Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
: A Common Failing.
Some claim “that they believe
signs,
lacking
prove
touch
The truth of one marked:
Philadelphia
in
But,
Must
self-regtraint.
unto themselves bY
“Paint.”
Press.
The Opening.
First College President
sort an opening did you
Second College President
futiback and three crack
Nashville American.
What
have?
A new
linesmen
of
Piles Cared In 6 to 14 Days,
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, sor Protruding
Piles in 6 to Id daysor money refunded. Bc
fleed;
The Mean Thing!
lI see an average
pounds of food
Yes: but he
biscul
She
1,600
He
One
Year:
want
Pick-Me
doesn’t
in batch of is.
Up.
How's This?
» offer One Hundred Dollars Rew
¢ br
of Catarrh it cann
nee
out any obl
WAaLDIXG
gale Drug
H i
ig aire
i
wl’
t
t
he s
Tired of
cer Guide right!
Recruit 8a
» §
i
{ and left
ik ail Jeli
¥
it
SHE COULD HOT WALK
or Months—Burning Humor
Ankles—Opiates Alone Brought
Sleep «= Eczema Yielded to
Crticura
id 1 he
After
had the best nig
lesz 1 tool
sliicura thntment
ankles healed In
OW a year since | used
no
wl Brown
fy.
1907.
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wom borro
When nen b
back
¥ pay
usual
poetry
is
writing IR ftRsyYy enn
part
ough
ret it printed
UNCAs) to ¢
| The
General Demand
always been for a simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy of known
value; a laxative which physicians could
sanction for family use because its com-
ponent parts are known to them to be
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, in action,
In supplying that demand with its ex-
cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along cthical lines and relies
on the merits of the laxative for its remark-
able success,
That is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given
the preference by the Well-Informed.
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine—manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
in the first place, it was
in the second, it was racy;
too, it ‘was a fairly accurate
wants.
As a custom there would be advan-
tages in a general expYession of as
on such occasions, Disapproval
of a lengthy petitich could be shown
respectful silence; approbation
could be expressed as the House ex-
it Now and then a respon
de
the
to
out
for
help
AUREUS
i wh
Transcript
show its approval of
utterances is reduced
gloves and shaking
its skirts Repression is good
the soul, but applause wol
minister, and now that
national body has set the
0 ahead? Boston
10
rustling its
rBefs
Collingwood and
In
ments 1
gent
pagne
HELPFUL
ADVICE
You won't tell your family «
the ui you
illness — yot
need not be af
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igs Vi
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Your
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pa
tablish a doubt the powerof
YDIA E.PINKHAM’S
EGETABLE COMPOUND
all female diseases.
No wn R. Barndt, of Allen.
>, x 4 sain #
Pa. Writes:
g, from y
i h x yond
to conquer
vy
tow Nn,
% extremes
an I must g
ion to get well. told m
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
und, and I took it and x
; gv
thanks to 3
man, and | am
of my experience.”
wdivice, followin
. 2
Biiy., anda
¥y a well we
all my friends
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
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from roots and het) been the
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and has positively cured thousandsof
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
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periodic pains, backache, that bear-
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through fesr of after consequences,
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are an aid to digestion, insure assimile
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possibile without distress or regrets.
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