FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Because Doctors
Not Cure.
Levi P. Brockway, 8. Second Ave,
Anoka, Minn,, says: “After lying
for five months in a
hospital I was dis-
charged as incura-
ble, and given only
six months to live.
My heart was affect-
ed, I had smother-
ing spells and some-
times fell uncon-
scious. I got so I
couldn't use my
arms, my eyesight
was impaired and
the kidney secretions were badly dis-
ordered. I was completely worn out
and discouraged when I began using
Doan's Kidney Pills, but went
right to the cause of the trouble and
did their work well. I have been
feeling well ever "
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Could
they
since,
Plutoceratic Levity.
The stockholders of the X., Y.
Z. Railway were about to hold
innual meeting.
“Well,” said the secretary,
proceed to cut the
“1 Suppose we may
swered the president.
will pull a turnip.”
Saying which, he looked
watch to if it was time
the meeting.— Chicago Tribune.
and
their
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melon?"
well
first
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How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Caexey & Co., Tole®o, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, RIXNAN & MarviN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act-
ing directly upon the blood and mucuoussur-
faces of the system. Testimoni
Price, 75¢. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall's Famuly Pills for constipation.
Disliked His Tone,
‘On De the
als sent free,
“Will
vera PT?
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‘Every
And the
way Diggs
es Pal
manent!y
Restorer,
ur. H R
Of ali
newsboys are
the
to the
DOYS8 nost
open-air
milk free from
stickiness if
The
staleness, slimine
it is washed wi water ia
the following
proportions me table-
spoonful to a quart
tare And Peculiar Drags.
A writer W
Compo
tions
pounds
to ob
It is sold
ounce
Turning
the wr
Asiatic
an
wily
Seas a
of ambergri
ounce m
hunter
1 $4
floa
Another
as a drug
venom of
casionally i
while
less repu
which, In
prescribed,
said, droj
ord
los
for
OLD SOARERS
Get Saturated With Caffeine.
ad coffee
for
nd g de-
dually
tie coffen
ord ge
time
vey
used cof
for the pa
stomach tro
ed by i
vain,
lief.
and
covered suffice
and drink 1
soured on my
“1 Snally conciud
the caus
stomaci
d that coffee was
y of my troubles sud
using it. 1 tried tea in iis place and
then milk Eat neither agreed with
me; then I commenced : Postum,
had it properly made and it was very
pleasing to the taste.
“1 have now used It four months,
and my health {8 so greatly improved
thet | can eat almost anvihineg | want
and can sleep well, whereas, before,
I suffered for vears with insomnia.
“1 have found the cauge of my trou-
bles and a way to got rid of them.
You can depend upon it I appreciate
Postum.” There's a leason.” Read
“The Road to Welly! .," iu pkgs.
stopped
FOOTBALL NOW IN THE SPOT-LIGHT,
THERE THEY G
JHENE Tae y come ™
Irigy in the
NEW WRINKLES IN POSTOFFICES
Cartoon, by
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Postmaster- General Meyer Favors Parcels Post on Rural Routes Be-
cause It Will Help the Country Merchant-- Postal Savings Banks
Simple Postal Notes and Automatic Stamp Vending
Machines on His Programme
Boston —1If the recommendations which are to be made by Postmas-
ter-General Meyer are adopted by Congress the immediate future will bring
some remarkable changes in postal facilities in the United States An
outline of some of the most important recommendations to be made before
the next session of Congress was given by Mr. Mever in hig address at the
Postmasters’ Convention here
These include the further development of the parcels
an extent far beyond its present the establishment
savings banks, the issuance of postal notes in denominations
one cent to $2.50, and the installation throughout the country
stamp vending machines. The recommendation as to the stamp
machines, however, will depend upon the success of experiments now being
made with a device of this kind
Probably the t important
tions which the
ing the extension
the system as at pr
that the maximum
cents per pound; that
four to
automobiles
post to
postal
ranging from
of automatic
gystem
limitations, of
Oy y sends
recommenda-
be
that regar«
leven pot
eleven pr
an
bh hg 3 tiesn % ¥ he raral Eris
{ fon w he re
ANSWERS THE COUNTRY MERCHA
country Xpr y
Mr
efit
mercha
to their own
estal }
tions «
ing
meet the re
“In
for the m
any city
n on
POST
1 the public
and it is
nominati
eighty,
notes payable 1 1810 J
time will be saved. as no advices 0 be
cents, t} i
the machines are sat tory they will
convenient ating the sal
gaid th
¥ that
ommend suck
Brey
sent From one cent
no fee will be charg:
to
18 Nic ahile to bearer, and
hines begun and
he department suits ace
He point
: fall 1886,
fiscal year, the postal v4
1907. the 1i-
estimated postal deficit
f abe $4.50
18 increased the recei
prove this feeling to a
was established | the
that
year
tures ural delivery re 0
showed a decrease as compar vith
“The expense
and the benefits to our people cannot be meas indoliars and cents
isolation which many of the country has been
Medical men have said that the establishment of the rural s
ital ’ i
is hav effect upon country patrons,
because
“GRAVEN
route of
ing deficit +
al ended expen
for i G0 O04
186 0.000
ig enormous,” he said, pis
™
In
existed in parts
RE
aovercor
filrea ervien
str §¢ } "3 5 14 ¢ R
ing it the m and that
entality of our
is on the decrease.”
FARM" RECLUSE DEAD, 'MIDST MONUMENT»
RraslApnr
eo werd
arving AVIA ETYS
\—-
Tugs
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f
COR
"having lived as a recluse and spent many years in
the world’s prominent men and women on the many
is farm, Jacob W. Boody is dead in his mountain home, fifteen
ty. Since he retired to his farm and began devoting his
large glones into likenezaes of great persons Boody's
viewed by thousands Tourists have climbed up to
arm wandered about it, wondering at the mauy
ne which confronted them in all directions. They also
by the allegorical figures which had been seulptured from
r the eccentrie old farmer who lived there with his old wife.
The Boody farm is in Oneida County. It overlooks the Mohawk Val-
and from it glimpses may be seen of Lake Oneida. Only by hard
climbing is the curious tourist able to reach it. On this rock-studded tract
Joody worked year in and year out, carving the faces of his favorites in
stone. There is scarcely a rock on the place that does not show the result
of his bandiwork with hammer and chisel,
‘
to transforming
handiwork
his fifty ven-acre f
a
f si 14 . i »
familiar faces in sto
and
were
the 8
lev,
Even the border of his parlor floor is composed of cobble stones on
each of which the face of a distinguished man or woman appears. The
lawn is studded with immense boulders carved with skill by the eccentric
old man. Among those who have been honored by his chisel are Wash-
ington, Franklin, Lincoln, Grant, Cleveland, Mrs. Cleveland, Harrison,
Roosevelt, Garfield, Busan B., Anthony, Sigsbee, Dewey, Hobson and Poca
hontas, Even Carrie Nation has not been forgotten. The old sculptor also
leff rocks bearing the likenesses of the Rev. and Mrs. Williams, who were
glain in the Deerfield massacre. “The Rock of Fame.” as Boody called it,
contains the faces of Benjamin Franklin, John Howard, John Wesley, Isanc
Cooper and George Washington. One of the features of the place is a nat-
ural rocky couch on which is engraved “Rest for the Weary.” It weighs
Lve tons, and ten horses were used to get the immense rock where Boody
wanted it placed. Another, “The Mysterious Rock,” in which many figures
pre traced, weighs ten tons, Eighteen horses hauled it to its place on the
wn,
Another One,
The eloquent lecturer was discours-
ing on the wonders of nature,
“Digressing for a moment,” he
sald, ‘did it ever occur to you that
there is not a principle in mechanics,
not a single ingenious device in the
application of power, that has not
been anticipated In the marvelous
structure of the human body? Take
the familiar instance of the cogwheel.
The first cogwheels, so to egpeak,
were the knuckles of the human
hand Double your fists, put them
together in front of you, with the
backs upward, placing each knuckle
of one fist in the depression between
two knuckles on the other fist, Hold-
ing thém slightly together in this
manner, oscilate them back and
forth, ‘and you have the original
geared machinery that suggested tho
cogwheel When you go home, boys,
the knuckles of your fists to-
in this same way, put then
under a heavy ight, and you will
find that by imparting a cogwheel
motion to ti can lift
pounds with ease.”
When the bos went
it and found it wasn't
had listened other
faker, — Chicago Tribune
place
gether
Wi
em you 200
perfect .
home they
true
to
The
globe
Couldn't Blow Out Light,
secu
ip of a pr
vy Ly
sii] .
co-ed almost
rooming
scorched
her
and
e girl
m her
ow the workings
system
roommate away, she
the
glare disturbed
to hide its
ier
» blow
Coun
home, did
an electric
With
terior
her
1
in
for bed alone
The her
decided
would neitl
! any
could see
exterior
f her efforts for
laced her grip on a stand
swinging
iscovered the
tudents
eRe au-
fr
Frenzied Finance.
yOu
pay
prevent
get a
litiga-
I married
a cent
nd now
14 now ne won't
Nows
Mild Sarcasm,
“What time will you be
1 des
her husband
home to-
good wife
starting
queries .
was down
“Oh, whene 1
W ered cross]
Well,” rejoined the
later than
News
get ready.” he
ans
KE Ww... "'d¢
any that, please.”
SKIN SORE FOR EIGHT YEARS
Spent 8300 on Doctors and Remedies
But Got No Relief——Cuticura
Cures in a Week.
i
my skin was rough and sore, and aleo sore
under the arms. I had to stay at home
several Limes because of this affection. Up
to a week or #0 ago 1 had tried many other
and several doctors, and spent
about three hundred dollars, without any
success, but this is toda the seventh day
that | have been using the Cuticura
Remedies (costing a dollar and a half).
which have cured me completely, so that
I ean again attend to my business. I went
to work again to-night. 1 had been suffer
ing for eight years and have now been cured
by the Cuticura Remedies within a week.
Fritz Hirschlaf¥, 24 Columbus Ave., New
York, N. Y., March 20 and April 6, 1006."
remedie
It is betler to break up a quarrel
than to pateh it up
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teothing, softens thegums, reducesinflammau-
tion, allays pain cures wind colic, 250a bottle
A woman ia never matisfied unless
she has something to worry about.
oh.
PERIODS OF P
While no woman is entirely free
from periodic suffering, it does not
seem to be the plan of nature that
women should suffer so severely. Ir-
regularities and pain are positive
evidence that something is wrong
which should be set right or it will
lead to serious derangement of the
feminine organism,
Thousands of women, have
found relief from all periodic suf-
fering by taking Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound, which
is made from native roots and herbs,
as it is the most thorough female
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It cures the condition which
causes so much discomfort and robs
that period of its terrors. Women who are troubled with painful or ir-
regular functions should take immediate action to ward off the serious
consequences and be restored to health and strength by taking
* ry * 4
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Miss Adelaide Nichols of 324 West 22nd Street, New York City,
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upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound their troubles would be
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Mrs. Pinkham’s Standing Invitation to Women
Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to
write Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass From the symptoms given, the trouble
may be located and the quickest and surest way of recovery advised.
One trial will convince
you that
Sloan's |
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will relieve soreness and
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sold for that purpose.
It penetrates to the bone.
quickens the blood, drives
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Thousands use Sloan's Liniment
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sprains, contracted muscles, stiff &
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The
of a white red
has ained
y
thirteenth
20 Mule
Team
ORAX
il Dealers Sample, Booklet and Parlor game
PacificConst Horax Co. New York
Cross on a
unchanged
tary
tury.
Cel 1
Help the Horse
No article {3 more used
about the stable than Mics
Axie Grease. Put a little on
Soe Spiadics before you * ‘hook
m7 wdt will help the Loree, and
bel i the load home quicker,
MICA AXLE
GREASE
wears well-better than any
other se. Coats the axie
with a hard, smooth surface of
PO en dered mica which reduces
. Ask the desler for
Mica Axle Crease.
“NUBLACK”
Loaded Black Powder
Shotgun Shells
“Nublacks” are as per-
fect as brains and ine
genuity, coupled with
first-class materials and
modern methods of
manufacture, can make
them. They are sure
fire, make even pat-
terns, shoot hard and
strong and will stand
reloading. Ask for
“Nublacks"” next time.
THEY HELP MAKE BIG BAGS
Easily Cured
i you use regularly
Parsons’ Pills
Mild but sure in effect. |
Put up In glass vials,
25 cents. Sold by all dealers.
L 8. JOHNSON & CO., Boston, Mass,
Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any
can dye any garment wi i ripping
color all
ye, Meson sud