—.
Warning To The Dean.
Repairs were taking place at
English cathedral, and the dean,
very pompous clergyman, came
to see how the workmen were
ting on. One of the men, a carpen-
ter, took no notice of him, and the
dean, who thought that the man
should have lifted his cap respect-
fully, said:
“Do you know, sir, that I am dean
of this cathedral?”
“Are vou, really,” sald the work-
man. ‘Pretty good job, too, I should
think. Take care vou don't lose it.”
v
an
a
in
get -
A FRANK STATEMENT.
From a Prominent Fraternal Man of
Rolla, Missouri.
Justice of the Peace A. M. Light,
Rolla, Mo., Major, Uniformed
Rank, Knights of
Pythias, Third Bat-
talion, Second Reg-
iment, Missouri
irigade, says: uy
am pleased to en-
dorse the use of
Doan’s Kidney
Pills, a medicine of
great merit. Hav-
ing had personal
many kidney medi-
cines, I am in a position to know
whereof I speak and am pleased to
add my endorsement and to recom-
mend their use.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
of
experience with
Increased Coal Production.
Statistics compiled for the Geolog
ical Survey by Edward W. Parker.
coal mining expert of the 1Irve)
show a remarkable increase in
total production of coal in the Uni
States during 1906 over the |
ceding year.
The production in 1906 was
039,581 short tons of 2,000 pound
valued at $512,610,744. In
the output amounted to 392,919.23
tons, valued at $476,756,963.
increase in quantity
and in vi
Vest Virginia
the State
coal
£1
the
ted
} PB
was 5 per
value 7 per cent.
as second
in
to the alm complete
of mining in Ill
April and a
miners and
flict the
ton
production,
inois
over
Post.
tescue Chamber In Mines,
The i "
provision of
trian mines.
ed retreat,
has a door
v r +
1inst
rescue chamber
some of the large
It
ruil
rubber
You are
mar-
ried to a @ wife.’
“ Yeon’ } J
son.” "—Washington
» Genius,
ake,
fullness of time there
super-leopard
ange my spots,”
faith in
and friends
But
appeared
*1 ean
he,
His
horrified
“Hush,
world
Being
easy thing
York World
in
quoth
vimself
werns
with
whispered, “The
you are dotty.’
no means the
it. New
w
ig by
some imagine
MEAT OR CEREALS
A Question of Interest to All Careful
Persons,
Arguments on {ood are interest.
ing. Many persons adopt a vegetar-
ian diet on the ground that they do
not like feel that has been
taken to feed them, nor do they
faney the thought of eating dead
meat,
On the other hand, too great con-
sumption of partly cooked, starchy
oats and wheat or white bread,
pastry, ete, produces serious bowel
troubles, because the howel digestive
organs, (where starch Is digested),
are overtaced and the food ferments,
producing gas, and microbes gener-
ate in the decayed food, frequently
bringing on peritonitis and appendi-
citis.
Starchy food is abrolutely essen-
tial to the human body. Its best
form is shown in the food “Grape-
Nute,” where the starch is changed
into a form of sugar during the pro-
cess of its manufacture. In this
way, the required food is presented
to the system in a pre-digested form
and is immediately made into blood
and tissue, without taxing the diges-
tive organs.
A remarkable result in nourish-
ment is obtained; the person using
Grape-Nuts gains quickly in physical
and mental strength. Why in men.
tal? Because the food contains del.
Yeate particles of Phosphate of Pot-
ash obtained from the grains, and
this unites with the albumen of all
food and the combination is what
raturd yeew to rebuild worn out cells
fn the Dinin. "This fs a scientific fact
ihat can be easily proven by ten
days’ use of Grape-Nuts. “There's,
‘a Reason.” Read “The Road to’
,Wellville,” in pkgs.
to lite
FIGHT WITH BULL.
Farmer Stantz Ruptured Blood Ves-
sel In His Struggle.
After
houy
Doylestown
for
enraged
(Special).
half
at
struggling nearly
bull,
an
with his farm,
l.. Btantz
hortly after-
and died.
resulted
an
near Neshaminy,
walked to his home
ward
It is
from
Goce ree
and
Hunconscion
ath
blood vessels
middle
became
believed that de
‘uptured
th
BANK'S HEAVY.
LASS
Clark Get Two
Cent,
Of Cashier
Por
Creditors
SNAKE ATTACKS GIRL.
House During The
Night,
Reptile Enters
Minister's Great Plack
Arsenic In The Feed.
{ Special) Arsenic
Schwenk
1
Township.
esh-
pack
Le same feed
stock
was
and
live
the presence of the poison
discovered hefore borses
cows were fod
B. CC Wismer,
Lesher, found a
stone, also a pols
in his barn, but
used
eighbor
of
the
a n
quantity
On, Among
Woman Found Dying In Field.
Allentown Stricken
with apoplexy while walking through
a field on way home from
church, Mre. Levi Knerr, of 8chnecks-
ville, lay In a eornfield all night dur-
ing a pouring rain. 8he died Monday
{ Special)
hor
Doctor Dies Under Knife.
Pottsville (Special) Following
an operation for appendicitis, Dr.
Charles K. Cleaver, of Fridensburg,
died at the Pottsville Hodapital. With
a premonition that he could not
stand an operation, Dr. Cleaver re.
peatedly warded off attacks and
yielded ouly to the surgeon's knife
when the direase reached an acuts
stage. ’
#He was one of the county's best.
known physicians and was State cen
gor of the Bchuylkill district.
JEALOUS WOMAN SHOOTS MAN.
While He ‘Sits At
From Behind.
Shot
deserted
Norristown
the
his
{ Special)
he
Philadelphia,
Meng lies dying at the Charity Hos
pital. Mrs, Fern Arlington, pretty,
educated and well-bred, is In jail,
and probably will answer a
charge murdering
While Meng was eating his supper
thelr home in the old Ridgeway
mansion on DeKalb Street. tl
his a
Mrs ing
th
returned with a
woman for whom
wife
in
have to
of Meng.
at
ple quarreled about
to
other women rif
and
room
I ht
some time ago
{0
the back
Meng fall
blood gu
YOU
atened shoot her
in
een
thre
him NO
fO1
with
OFFERS BABE FOR 8350.
Woman To
For
Realize Enough
Medicine,
Hopes
Fo Pay
Painted Union Pickets Whiskers
: Noi ! 1
se
To
Furnace
Boy Burned To Death.
Haven (8pecial) One life
of proper-
Mackey-
west
at
miles
started in
Smith and
build
and
being
barnes
1A ty
{ ru
the T-vear-old
Smith, lost his
a horse, his ehar-
being found in the
Ambler Votes S35.000
Ambler
zens at a special election decidédd by
of 63 increase
006 for purpose of
and highways in
condition The vote First
for 39; against, 56
for 36; against 32 Third
90; against 13
joan,
{ Special) Ambler citi
votes to
the
i majority
ts debt $35
yutting the
wetter
|i
| ! girewets
it
Ward,
for
Girl Finds Pearl In Clam.
Bangor While grind.
ing a quantity of raw clams in a
j machine, Miss Myrtle Stock, a .do-
| mestic in a local restaurant, found
{that some Lard substance refused to
be crushed. It proved to be a pearl
the size of a vast button, valued at
least $3006,
A local jeweler offered £250. but
it will be sent to a New York jewel
ry house for disposal. The pearl is
gaid to be parfect
Murdered With Baseball Bat.
Pittston (Special). ~~ When Mike
Carss, of Pittston, returned home
from work he found four countrymen
entertaining his sweetheart, daugh-
ter of boarding house mistress.
When the men were leaving Mike
picked a quarrel, and in a fight he
was struck on the head with a base-
ball bat. His skull was broken and
his brains scatterod on the sidewalk.
Police arrested the murderers an
hour later as they were making thelr
escape across the mountain near
West Pittston,
{ Special)
sm ———— m——
CRUSHED TO DEATH,
Altoona Man Gives Up Life To Save
His Friend,
An
saved
act of he-
the life of
McConnell, aged
McConnell and
were crossing the
Cresson when
appoach-
pass. To
walked In
with-
Altoona (Special)
which he
cost John
own life,
in
i friend
}. his
‘harles Foreman
Ivania track
SAW a
at
freight
let it
Foreman
apparently
E ana stopped to
amazemeont
the
noticing it
Of
ont
McConnell
him
Springing forwan gave
out
i
instant
hed hi
NEW PROFESSOR FOR STATE.
School Of Agriculture Gains A
Widely-Known Instructor,
DROVE KNIFE THROUGH BODY
Victim Ran A Block To Tell Of
Murder.
Selfishness Present Day
Pre
Camps Cost State 8150,.000,
‘ancy Prices,
Pike Snakes Bring §
: ftitss 3 1341
SLrou« ITE iS Pp cial) PIKE
nging record
Dr
York
pilot
Sea n.
Mf New
two-foot
William Van
the
Trig y
snake a fine specim
Why. Bushkill, Mi
Under
of led order
Of Train
While
moving
the Lehigh Valles
Augustaills fell un.
was badly in.
the Miners’ Hospi-
Shenandoah and
nine children
ls
Whe
Carmel (Spec
Crushed
Mount al)
attempting to board a pas
senger train at
here John
the tr
depot
ain and
died
resided at
wife and
der £0
ed he at
tal He
leaves a
Aim
(8
Was Poor,
ial)
Suicide’s
Allen
came to town
Stroudburg
{ Black, of Tobyhanna
and told a party of friends that he
wag going to commit suicide. Half
fan hour later he tried to send a bul
{let through his head but it glanced
off without penetrating the skull
pec
Painter's Fall Fatal,
Shamokin. (Special) William
Mowrey and Charles Chaundy, paint.
| ers, fell forty feet from the roof of
ia building here through the break-
fing of a rope. Mowrey will die.
NEWS ITEMS,
i The Dodge Mine, at Scranton,
i which for twenty-five years has only
| been idle durlpg coal strikes, has
been closed for two months, Mil
Hone of tong of coal have been
mined and after the Dunmore vein,
the last to be reached, is exhausted,
the mine will be abandoned.
|
! BRIEF
|
i
The Board of Home Missions of
the Reformed Church has elected
Rev. Lewis Robb, of Wilkinsburg,
Allegheny County, successor to the
late Rev. Thonias M. Yundt, of Read.
ing, az general superintendent of
home mnilasions,
State Health Commissioner Dixon
has been notified of an epidemic of
typhoid fever at Shillington, Berks
County, and a rigid examination is
being made of farms and dairies to
ascortain the origin of the trouble.
Whole families are down with the
disease.
|
Tho
“Frau Leh
Better Part,
mann was saying some
awful things about you vesterday.”
“Well, did you stick up for me?”
“Oh, no I wanted to hear it all,
so that I could tell you about it
afterward.’ Fliegende Blatter,
Advantages Of Modern Invention.
Maid Please, mum, the baby has
gone and turned the jug of cream
over my best dress
Mistress mind
we can condensed
Philadelphia Inquirer
Bridget,
miik,
Never
Hee the
Health Is the First Esse
Flectrizity From Waves,
At Young's Pler, Atlantic City, a
new wave motor ig lighting a portion
of the pler. It the fire really suc-
cessful contrivance of the kind in
It ig a big or buoy and so
arranged that the motion of the
swells will work no matter at
what angle the waves fun. The
compressed-alr en-
tanks The
a compressed-air
1 dynamo that
the light-
nue float
it
drives a
which fills
in t feed
which dri
Vives
the cur
| motor
i Eine, IArgs
{tanks irn
#1
rent for
ntial Toward Making a
M
ISS HL
Ineignche a
at Lydia E,
Compound
ind herbs w
Be should remember t
Pinkham’s Vegetable
fo. vo Pop » -
WY cOrreet-
GG
1if-Holiday
The milk
rid
washed in
pane are
5
ana of
borax a
lowing proportion
Vig
«31 > "
ful of borax to ¢
AWFUL EFFECT OF ECZEMA
Covered With Yellow Sores——Gres
Worse—DParents Discouraged—
Cuticura Drove Sores An ay.
and a half old,
that
We rook
this
"Our ttle girl, one yeas
wak what
it
but
1
Yeon,
sand
clors,
ut a
"we
wns her to
titne she vas
Une
ie yellow pam
three d« hwy
greenish sore,
discovered a Litt
ple on one of her os 1
we had
ming
3 sand
to some eye
No we
and he
gone, We were near
ly discouraged, but | thought we would try
the Cuticura Treatment, so | purchased a
set of Culicura Remedies, which cost me
$1, and in three days out daughter,
had been sick aliout eight moathe, showed
great mmprovement, and in one week all
sores hind disappemred. Of course it could
not restore the eyesight, but if we had need
Cuticura in time, we are confides t 1t would
have saved the eve. Mrs. Prank Abbett
'
R.F.D No.b Fulton, Uswego Lo, N. XY,
August 17, 1006.”
ctor
het
an
«40
better take
it %
ns ulcer
wao
It takes a gir! to pretend ele thi
You are saving your catechism
You are isang her
riku
when
HICKS’
GAPU DINE
CURES
55 Ros i
Ea Thompsons year
LIZABETH
interned,
¥ wat
the time. 1
ut benefit
le Compound
six months
health and
ery suffering
3 wy
ith
bacin
lisplace
ration
zines
siration
alth and
Pinole
« Prefides: Rachmond Vig.
nee any
oman 1 it Pax.
tine Antiseptic will
Bnprove health
&8hQ Oo all we clam
for it We willl
i a la trial
RP
ir name and address
$a.
omm
kK of instroe
TT CEY Ke nd
Y ii a postal card,
cleanses
and heals
mucous
m © me
brane af.
fections, such as nasal eatarrh, pelvie
and luflammation caused by tems.
: Bore eyes, sore throat and
by direct local treatment. Its cur.
Live power over these troubles is exira-
and gives Immediate relief.
48 of women are using and reo
ng ii every day. 5 ocemts at
Giuggists or by mail. Remember, however,
IT COSTS YOU NOTHING TO TRY IT.
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-
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