HE CENTRE "REPORTER | THURSDAY, DECEM BER 0, 1906. CHURCH APPOINTMENTS. Presbyterian—Centre Hall, morning and eve- hing. Reformed-—Tusseyville, morning ; Centre Hall, afternoon ; Spring Mills, exening. Lutheran—Georges Valley, morning ; afternoon ; Centre Hall, evening. [Appointments not given here have not been reported to this office. | Union SALE REGISTER, DECEMBER 21, 12.80—Thomas Trutt, one-halt mile cast of Centre Hall, adjoining Koch proper- ty : Household goods, apples, potatoes, dried and canned fruit, jellies, apple butter, flour, corn, bay, ete, MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, one o'clock p.m ~~ On the Hofler farm on Nittany Mountain : Horses, cows, young cattle, hogs, and farm im- plements, Also, hay and corn fodder.~John G. Dauberman. Thursday, March 14 Bradtord. i=Daniel Daup. DW, Tuesday, March 2 stock sale, Saturday, James C. Goodhart, March 23, Carpet Weaving. R. C. Palmer, of near Linden Hall, ig engaged in carpet weaving, and if notified to do so will call for the goods and return the finished product. Called » Pastor, The various congregations compos. ing the Aaronsburg Reformed charge recently sent a formal call to Rev. W. D. Donat, of Jonestown, Lebanon county, who previously had filled ap- pointments throughout the charge. ss fp MS In the Same Old Way. Hereafter kissing will be done in the same old way as will also the spell- ing of * kissed.” Roosevell’s style of List is down’ and out, the president having issued orders that the reform method of gpelling should be pROPT. ———————— Hospital Notiee, There wilt be no meeting of the Hospital Aid Society in January, but the next meeting will be held at the home of Mrs. G. W. Hosterman, on February 4th. The scripture subject is ** Resolutionsy'” and the literary suly ject Hamlet by Shakespeare. Mgrs, H. W. KREAMER, Becretary, eet —— Bibles at Cost, Rev. R. Crittenden, secretary of the Centre County Bible Bociety, asks the Reporter to announce that the society bas on band Bibles that may be bad at cost. Bibles at 15 cents and up; New Testaments, 5 cents and up. The destitute will be furnished Bibles free. Consult Rev. Crittenden, Belle fonte, A Asam The List Increasing. Samuel H. Dish! has entered the lists as a candidate for Postmaster at Bellefonte aud is circulativg a petition in his favor. This makes four candi- dates now in the fleld, nawely : Bam- uel H. Williams, T. H. Harter, Hard P. Harris apd 8. H. Diehl. There sre several dark horses mentioned. There is room for several more, and especial ly for a mao without an H in his nae. et mma ro Farmers Week During the week of December 27, there will be held at the Pennsylvania State College a conference of the farm- ers of the State, The principal object of the gathering will be to discuss the practical problems of farming. No fee or tuition will be charged, and every farmer who can attend will be made welcome. The railroads have made a rate of one fare for the round trip for the occasion. Prof. H. E. Van Norman, of the Agricultural de partment, will be glad to give any de- sired information. ————— A ———— Preparing for Ballding. Beginning of last week a number of teams were engaged in hauling stones for the foundation walls of the pro- posed new exhibit building on Grange Park. The stones were donated by E. M. Huyett, aod the hauling was done by members of the order who also contributed their labor free to the cause, Hon, L. Rhone donated sufficient timber to construct the building, and it is proposed to make various frolics to have it cut and hauled to the mill, - LL fA Campbell's Holiday Announcement, _As the holidays are approaching every person is at a loss to know what to buy for a Christmas or New Year present. Iinvite you to come to my store and I will try and help you de- cide, as you will find I carry the largest and best assortment of Rockers, Cham- ber suits, Couches, Bide boards, Ex. tension tables, Iron and Brass Beds in fact a general line of farniture and carpets—in the eastern part of the county. Both phones, B. M., CAMPRELL, Millbeim, Pa, The Hens and the Cows, R. C. Palmer, the carpet weaver, of near Linden Hall, was a caller the other day, and related the good re sults obtained from keeping sixty hens and four cows. From December 1st, 1006, to December 1st, 1906, there were eggs amounting to $100, This does not include the value of the eggs consumed by the family or used for hatching purposes. The eggs were all sold to Huckster G. R. Melss, as “was also the product of Sho TORE cows. The cows, in the sa aside from the butter and ny for the | THE SNEAK THIEF AGAIN, Billy Parker Fires n Rifle Ball at Him, But Misses His Murk—Peorhaps. Within the recent pust the sneak thief has practiced his profession at least twice, Although he had a close eall on one occasion, he is open for en- gagement the first time opportunity affords. ‘* Billy’ Parker, an ex-Mayor of Black Hawk, felt the shivers run up his back on seeing the form of a man fall after he had fired a bullet from his trusty rifle. He felt confident that be had mortally wounded a chicken thief, and was just as confident who the thief was, but while * Billy ’ went to the house for a lantern his game dis- appeared. It was this way : Parker hewd a commotion among his fowls, and jumpiog from his bed of ease he spatched up a rifle and ran to the chicken house. He saw the form of a man retreating, and, soldier-like, Park- er shouted: * Halt! or I'll shoot!” The command was disobeyed, and Parker fulfilled his promise. The form fell to the ground, and Parker felt the slivers run from his bare feet to the top of his head ; he was certain he had killed bis man. Being clad only in his night gown, Parker return- ed to the house, and after dressing, lighted a lantern, and made search He was much disappointed in not finding his victim, and is at a loss to know whether he really wounded the thief, or whether the marauder drop- ped to the ground for the very pur- pose of deceiving Parker who is a splendid marksman, The second theft was committed east of Centre Hall, on the Kauffman farm, tenanted by John E. Rishel. Mr, Rishel and his father-in-law, George W. Gingrich, killed a balf dozen hogs, carefully put the sirloin steak into crooks, and stored it io the eellar, the other meat being put elsewhere, [hat night a thief took all the sirloiu— crocks and all—except a few pounds Living Fx members of Legislature, Ex-members of the legislature from Centre county now living are sixteen in number. Their names and years they served are attached : Allison, Wm. M., "89.702 Curtin, Harry R, "05-06 Foster, Rob't M., "07-1000, Kurtz, Frederick, '06.'67, Kepler, J. W., "03-04. McCormick, John T., "01-94. Meek, P. Gray, "68-71, Meyer, Henry, '53-'84, Murray, W. A, '79.'82 Noll, John, "95-08, Rhone, Leonard, Behofield, James, Thompson, John H., '01-°02, Wetzel, John H., "99-04. Womelsdorf, Phil. E , '65-'96 Woodward, John A. "85/88 Those who died within the period are : W. K. Alexander, J. Philip Gephart, J. Harbison Holt, Benj. F. Hunter, Jicob G, Meyer, John H. Orvis, 8. T. Bhugert, Jas, F. Weaver, 8. 8. Wolf, '75, who died a few days before the be. ginniog of his term. wl — Keith's Theatre, This week begine Harry Houdini's limited engagement at Keith's Chest. nut Street Theatre, Philadelphia. He is the world’s unchallenged handeufl king and prison breaker ; the wonder of all police authorities ; the marvel of all nations. The musical Cuttys, six in number, America’s foremost musical family, are a grand success. Will Cressy and Bianche Dayne are playiog for the third and last week at Keith's, presenting Mr. Cressy’s new comedy “The Wyoming Whoop,” for the first time on any stage. The Finneys, the human fishes, are an extra attrac- tion. Zeoa Keife, the clever chi actress, is accompanied by her pony. Elizabeth Murray, Philadelphia's favorite comedienne, and Post and Russell, with their songs and dances, are other pleasing numbers, EE ————— MY I I ——— LOCALS, No paper pext week. Muddy weather latter part of last week, The United Evangelical church at Rebersburg will be dedicated Sunday, December 23rd. Ex-Bishop Dubbs, of Harrisburg, will preach the sermon. The Millheim Journal mentions that thirty-two hogs killed in that section weighed 14,749 pounds, an average of 460 pounds. Guess Mill heim is it when it comes to butchering time, John B. Wert, one of the enterpris- Ing farmers on the Bouth side of Pots ter township, was a caller Baturday, ss were also Emanuel Fye, of Farmers Mills ; 8. P. Hennigh, of Potters Mills, and Mr. and Mrs, J. T. Potter, of near Centre Hall. Mr. and Mrs Olarance Guansallus, 85-88, 93-198 above Mr. sod Mrs. Clayton Wagner. Mi Gansslios ts a woodworker in the Al toons car shops, having been e : ed there for a number of years, is slack in lpuimdid 1 family table, warned olds, The Hed id Cavs tis l ‘a the Schoolroom, masters are sald to to do with the victory wi th : In their late war with Frooawe. «i this connection Sir Holz 1 se fells this incident of his hase : or fhe professional sclivoi in Bouga. oan L042 the usual ob JUCts | noid Ww ita surprise a Prassian soldier's holutet, On being asked why hie placed Hi there the picked up in the sirceis of sien during the German invasion. Anu he added that It was of freat service to him, for when the scholars did not attend to their work be used to bring this down and put it iu his desk and, pointing to It, say: ‘Now, if you do not mike progress and learn properly this «will happen to you again. The surest way to bring It upon you is to neglect your studies and grow up in ignorance and to become in- ferlor In intellectual training The display. of that helmet,” explained the director, ‘never falls to bring the blush of shame to the cheeks of my students and to rouse their patriotism and their zeal for their studies.” schoolmaster slate i I Was Women Cannot Cut Diamonds, “A lot of women seem to be possessed these days of an ambition to learn the trade of diamond cutting,” the New York Sun reports one jeweler as say. Ing. “Every little while an applicant for a situation as an apprentice gives us a call. But we can't afford to give them a trial. They can never master the art. In other branches of the jew- elry trade women have made some un- qualified successes, Not one of Eve's daughters, from royalty down, I should say, that Isn't an artist in the wearing of diamonds. Many are well versed in the tricks of buying and sell while others give excellent satisfaction in polishing and preparing for the market. But when it comes to the real cutting of the stones they lack the patience, judgment and steadiness of nerve which constitute the expert's stock In trade” ig them, them The Marvel of Notre Dame. Often as 1 ha the marvel of it to Paris with n ve seen Notre Dame, never grows less, | £0 y thought or time for it, busy. about many other things, and on my way over one of the bridges across the river perhaps 1 see it again on its island, the beautiful towers high above the high roofs houses and palaces, and the so familiar, strikes me afresh with all the wonder of my first The wonder only seems greater turn, as I am always tempted th, wilk down the quays ou the left Ya 1 the towers before me and with es step coming more and more complet ly together, by the Pont Neuf island and at last to the great squ where Notre Dame fronts superb calm. Elizabeth Robin nell in Century view, now im pre me ix Why He Quit the Game. “Take a hand queried Smith as Jones stood watching the poker game at the club “No. Qu “What's the matter “No. I abways come out “l never saw you le “lI know you never saw me, 4 or Juit cold feat? loser.” we in my life” but 1 lose, If I happen to win a litttle here, my wife smilingly insists on my divid ing my winongs when 1 go home, If I lose, I get an lecture on the evils of gambling, and the next day, in order to get even, my wife runs bills down town to the amount 1 lost. If 1 tell her 1 came out just even, she takes half the money to prevent my losing all 1 have, so I am bound to lose.” The Dozen. In all the civilized countries of the world thirteen Is referred to as being somebody's “dozen.” In America, Australia, Great Britain (present day) and several other lands that number is said to a “baker's dozen” In Italy it {8 referred to as the “cobbler's dozen” there being a tradition that there was formerly a law which compelled cob. blers to put twelve tacks or nails round the edge of a boot heel. Finally, when the nails became cheap, a center nail was driven for luck, Warned In Time. A man visiting a lunatic asylum re- cently was conversing with some of the outdoor patients when a man rode up on horseback. The pace called for comment among the party, and one of the patients said he had seen a horse running much faster than that one. “Oh,” exclaimed the visitor sotto voce, “l have seen a horse flying.” “Dinna let the doctor hear ye sayin’ that my man,” interjected, an old SBeoteh luna- tic. There's fouk in here for far less than fleein’ horses.” Intrepidity. Intrepidity Is an extraordinary strength of soul, which raises it above the troubles, disorders and emotions which the sight of great perils can arouse In it. By this strength heroes maintain a calm aspect and preserve their reason and liberty In the most surprising and terrible accidents — Rochefoucauld. Her Suggestion. Mistress—1 don't want you to have so much company. You have more callers In a day than I have In a week. Domestic—Well, mum, perhaps 1 have. A Big Household, The mission:iry was at once pale and yellow-—pale, he explained, frem an avoldance of the deadly Indian sun, yellow fron a disordered liver. “Nevertheless, "Yio said gayly, “India for me first, last and all the time, On the money you and your family are paying at this hotel do yon know how you would live in India?” He lighted a gigarette and resumed: “You would live in a beautiful house set in a lovely garden, with a list of servants that would ipclude a khan- samah, or butler; a khitmutgar, or ta- ble servant; a chokra, or page; a mus salchee, or light bearer; a mug, or cook; two syces, or grooms; a bheestee, or water carrier; a sanlah, or house cooly; a molll, or gardener; a dhoble, or washerman; a durzee, or private tajlor; an ayah, or nurse; a sirdah, or valet; a furrash bearer, or lamp man; three punkah coolies to work the fans: a durman, or lodge porter; a jamadar, or footman, and several chuprassies, or messengers, Japanese Art Symbols, If a Japanese artist wishes to de- scribe in color and design the anticl- pation of happiness he draws a picture which is a combination of an April evening, a moon, a nightingale and a plum tree or two. Victory is sym- bolized by the iris, grace and quiet- ness’ by the willow tree and the swal- low for symbols. Patriotism Is some- times indieated by a spray of cherry blossoms. The almond flower is the flower of spring and symbolizes beauty. The dragon twines and writhes an artistic course through all Japanese art, root and branch. His name {is Tatsu, and when you see him pictured as fighting with a tiger it is the symbol of religl Ehtlng Rgalnst power. A dragon Honing bout in the clouds means success in Ife. Torl, the cock, perched on fi upon a drum, signifies good oth the # and the butterfly to symbolise im- government, Japs use the mortality. Greek Both Suspicions. Baron Hubner went one evening te call upon President Thiers, who then al the he ad ¢ of the French republic TT varon found the door of the house open ‘and walked upstairs. In the dim ight a man crept stealthily toward him. Knowing that the president went in fear of his life and, unwilling tc die a martyr in a cause not his own the baron hurriedly explained, “I am not M Th lers."” "1 know that you are not M. Thiers,” answered the mysteri ous stranger, “but I want to know you are.” ' Before answering the baros insisted upon knowing the identity of his companion. “Oh, I am M. Thiers butler,” was the answer. Hubner de clared hi . “Ah” sald the butler with a “I have yow name first on the list of visitors.” Each bad taken the other for an as sassin wis wh sigh of relief, Worked the Tigers, Near Perak, in the Malay peninsula is a prosperous rubber factory run by a long headed Scotchman. In order tx { which the rubber it Is necessary to puncture the bark of the trees. Laborers are scgroe in that district, but there is an abun dance of tigers. There were not enough men to “tap” the trees, but the Scotch proprietor hit on a brilliant idea. He knew that tigers are fond of valerian, s0 he gave orders that all the trees should be rubbed with this stuff The tigers came up and caressingly scratched the bark In the most ap proved herring fashion, afte: which all that the coolies had to d¢ was to walk around once a day and collect the rubber, Lie sap from ae ghone Aromatio Hetit Larceny. “I hope you notice bow sweet I am,’ smiled the girl when they were out o1 the street again. “While the man wa: wrapping up the toothbrush I wa trying all the perfume on the counter He looked at me awfully hard.” “I should think he would bave hat you arrested,” remarked her companion severely. “What If everybody tried al the perfumes like that? How muel would he have left to sell?" —New York Press. Like a Dog Wateh, Mamma had not noticed the ecloel striking during all of the afternom and, thinking perhaps it had stopped she asked little Rita to go into the hal and see if It was running. After » hasty survey of the long pendulun swinging bae eK and forth, Rita ran bacl and announced: “Why, no, mamma, lsn't runing It's standing still and wagging its tail" Harper's Weekly. A Helpful Wife, “Ladies and gentlemen,” sald the after dinner orator, “unaccustomed a: 1 am to public speaking, and having been suddenly called upon without the slightest notice, I am-—er—exceedingly 1 ie “Why, John,” sald his wife from the other end of the table, “have you for got the rest? You said it all right this morning." Nature's Methods. Nature is no spendthrift, but takes the shortest way to her ends. As the general says to his soldiers, “If you want a fort, bulld a fort” so nature makes every creature do its own worl and get its living, be it planet, animal or tree. Emerson, Chance and Accident, It is a mortifying truth, and ought to teach the wisest of va humility, that many of the most valuable discoveries have been the result of chance rather than of contemplation and of accident rather than of design. Colton, It was a son of Erin who asked the on a committee because he expected to be unexpectedly called away. a Ty When to Go Home, From the Bluffton, Ind., Banner: “ When tired out, go home. When you want consolation, go home. When you want fun, go home, When you have reformed, #0 home and let your farnily get scqusinted with the fact, W bien you want to show yourself at your best go home und do the act there, When vou feel like being extra liberal go bowie nod practice on your wife and childien first. When you want to shine with extra brillianey go home and light up the whole house bold.” To which we would add, when you have 8 bsd enld go honte and take Chamberlain's Cough Heme dy snd a quick cure is certain, For anle by The Btar Btore, Centre Hall; F. A, Carson, Potters Mille; (. W, Swartz, Tusseyville, ———— iad a—— To the Best Paid Man It’s sound sense that we tell you, Your work costa less dollars and is best every time you use the LL. & ™M. Paint, You do more painting with one gui. lou of Li. & M. than with two gallons of other paints snd the IL. & M. Zine hardens the I, & M. White Lead and makes the LL & M. Paint wear like iron. 4 gallons L. & M. mixed with 8 gal lons Linsced Oil will psuint a moderate sized house, Actual cost L. & M gallon, ALT about $1.20 per Perr ll, Riverhead, N. Y., writes, ‘16 year sgo painted with L. & M. Ouvly now reytiires repainting.” Bold by Rearick Bros, Centre Hall. fs Ase — A Howe made Mappy by Chamberisi u's Cough Remeay, About two months ago our baby girl had measles which settled on her ngs and at last re-ulted in 8 severe atiack of bronchitis. We had two doe- tors but no relief was obtained Everybody thought she would die. | went to eight different stores to find & certain remedy which had been recom. mended to me and failed to get it, when one of the storekeepers insisted that I try Chamberlain's Cough Rem- edy. Ididso snd our baby is slive and well today. —Geo W, Bpence, Holly Springs, N. ©. For sale by The Btar Store, Centre Hall; F. A. Carson, Potters Milla ; ©. W Nwartz Fussey ville Advertise, esas Bu y BUCKEYE Stock and Poultry Food. Stock Food, Condition Powders. Worm Kill- er. Gall Cure. Louse Killer. Poultry Food and Cow Vigor, The most reliable Stock and Poultry Food on the market. Your money back if results are not satisfactory. Does not cost as much as other foods on the market. Give it a trial and save money. Sold in packages or bulk, Howard Creamery Cop. CENTRE HALL, PA. On sale at the Creamery. Dis. tributors for Progress Grange No. 96. S. H. KNEPLEY Blacksmith Wood | Wore,. Attention is here called to the fact that I have located opposite the School House and am prepared todo . . . GENERAL BLACKSMITH- ING & WOOD WORK, Special attention given to Resting Tire Riise Whels— Satisfactory work is guar. anteed. Call to see me. a ———— | JOHN | R. STRONG | TAKIDERMIST POTTERS MILLS, PENN. Is ready to do all kinds of work in his line at moderate prices and a. jprives POPTOCOOPOVOPOCORROP 00000 CCPOPPOPORONCOPS ORO UIP OROOPS is one thing that will y. The dandruff disap- no pimples, no eruptions. DAY GOODS Chance to Selest I Xmas Gifts, linens and Napkins, ibroidered Table Covers Stand Covers, Fan- Knit Col- from 5 to 60 cts. Mittens, Ladies Suspenders, ts, in White & Black. _ Fancy Work Bask- 1 | Fruit and Candy Grapes and Nuts. A ire Candy. A Mery Christmas 11 be given to every 0 our store Mon- Fo) pesday ROSSMAN MILLS, PA. Ne Mu Ml i i ll i A LL Shoes! plete in Leather and Rubber Foot wear, Pleased to have you call before completing your Winter Footwear. best rubbergoods on the] market. KRAPE