Amorg the things I've never seen Is a Josie Daskam type of kid— The kind (see any magazine) That talks as live one never did; But then I'd flee, I'm frank in saying, such a one toward me came straying. f never heard a person talk The way H. James can make them spiel; Think how Dame Nature e’en must balk When Henry's dope’s palmed ¢¥ as real; But if this type lived in the nation Who'd stop to grasp its conversation? I've never seen Jack London's kind, Who fights three battles every day, And ne'er is in a peaceful mind Unless mixed up in a melee In fact, I'd think it strictly proper To hand such to the nearest copper, There is no Raffles in life's fold, And likewise there'sno Sherlock Holmes: No one so clever, or so bold, This stupid footstool ever roamed; In fact, if you want life, not diction, Don't hunt for it in modern fiction ~Denver Republican —— Bagil Deane, artist, seeking spiration, found it in a remote French Canadian hill village. As he paused outside a cheerful red mill a week after he had first seen the place a low-toned melodious voice close at his elbow said: “Monsieur smiles! Monsieur has happy things to think about!” Basil looked down and saw a little old-fashioned figure, and a pair of soft eves. . “I am glad to see monsieur smile.” And this time Basil noticed a peculiar tendgrness in the voice. ‘I have watched him every day for a week, and he has always seemed grave and absorbed.” Quite unconsciously, walking along by her said: “It is a pretty place for a home. One might easily enough dream away a summer's day here.” “But we do not dream here, work,” said the girl, smiling. “What do you do?” “We make ribbons—ribbons fine as those of Lyons. Does mon- sieur know that he literally stum- bled over me but yesterday?" “I did not know it, but I ask vour pardon.” ‘Oh, you need not humiliate your- self before me. I am only Marguer- ite, the ribbon weaver. If it were Pauline now, she would make a stately courtesy and say that mon- sleur was forgiven.” “And who is Pauline? amused. The girl's face ass look. “That is not easy to sav.” plied, in a mysterious, sometimes think she a princess in disguise, and at other times, when I am angry because she scolds I say she is only a cross old woman whom some day I shall run away from. And now I must bid monsieur good day.” “Wait,” said Basil, hastily who know the village so well should be able to tell me of some hospitable person who takes lodgers.” “Does monsieur wish t& Why, then, Pauline is the very man who will be pleased to him. Yonder she lives.” nodded a gay good-by and away. It seemed as if the sunshine had been suddenly withdrawn. gazed after her a moment, then crossed the street to the house. In it was an old woman reeling silk—a woefully wrinkled old woman, but bright and keen as if she were but twenty. Basil caught the gleam a glittering jewel upon her bosom. “Monsieur can come. You want quiet? You shall have it. There is no one to disturb except my grand- child, Marguerite, a madcap girl whose acquaintance it will be well to discourage is you would be quiet.” Louis Duval, Deane's friend, received two letters one day in his rich apartments in the great city. first was from his law- yer: “Dear Duval: I have been looking after your affairs, but don't come to any positive conclusion. Evidence tends to show the existence of the person to whom the codicil to the will refers, but she seems to have disap- peared mysteriously, and as yet I have found no cine to her where- abouts. You are so well off now, and 80 generous, that I suppose you wouldn't break your heart if this new claimant should appear.” “Don’t think I should! I'd gladly divide the property with any one who shared my name. And now, Basil Deane, for you!" “My Dear Louis—You never did a kinder thing than when you took my picture off my hands and sent me into the country. 1 think I never lived before. If nothing happens 1 mean to do something else than dream henceforth, “I am housed with an old woman and a young girl. I have not quite made out the relation between them yet, but it is apparently one of in- terest rather than affection. The old woman's face is as yellow as the gold that she loves so well, but her eves are as bright as diamonds. And speaking of diamonds reminds me of a remarkable ornament that she wears. It is a Greek cross, the arms studded with glittering stones, pure and brilliant as stars, 1 ventured to make a remark concerning it when I had been there a week, * “Those are very fine diamonds of Yours, Mille. Pauline,’ I said. The old woman started and I fancied grew pale. “ ‘Diamonds! monsienr; you must be joking. How should an old woman like me wear diamonds?’ she said, sharply. “*Your brooch is an heirloom, 1 suppose?’ * ‘No, monsieur! I have no ances- tors; 1 am only one of the bour- in- Basil was side, and now we as ' said Basil, umed a puzzled she re- low tone nl is me, of he " ‘For all that,’ I said, positively, *those are fine diamonds.’ * ‘Paste, monsieur, paste! They . ———— —— —————————— 5 | do these RS with wonderful art in France!’ said the old woman. “Now I could have sworn to the genuineness of the diamonds, but 1 let the subject drop. I am, however, quite curious in regard to this old woman. Nobody in the village knows anything of her antecedents. “My feeling for Marguerite—that is the girl's name——is not curiosity. I am afraid I fell in love with her before I painted her portrait. That process 1s, however, begun. ‘She scarcely glanced at the pie- ture the first two or three days, but one day she peeped over my shoulder. Her surprise was charming. “*‘Am I like that?’ she said, her soft, large eyes full of wondering de- light. * ‘Like it, but “ ‘Monsieur very good,’ plied, with downcast eyes. pieture is like one that locked up in her drawer. [ do not know who it is, but sometimes I think it is my mother.’ “Presently I said “Don’t vou remember er? ‘Ah, no! when I look back it is Pauline, nothing but Pauline.’ ‘Only Pauline! and what is the matter with Pauline, pray?’ said a wiry, sinuous voice, and looking, we both saw the wrinkled, yellow visage of the old woman “A look of vivid the girl's face, and awav ‘Who is ruptly. ‘Do should whor ad more beautiful.’ she jut is re- the Pauline has your moth- only dislike she crossed hastened Marguerite?’ I said, ab- you not but SWoet guess? What a poor foundling charity's sake 1 she be for 01 Mi ted”? ‘Something in the in ol! Pauline's { made me Then Margus ‘Letters, me “The super caught my eve and subtle as she said this it was a eturned. : ' she said scription of yours in an instant Ia my pleasure I pronounced There was an in- at the other end ned astonished and beheld that hideous old Pauline- face a deathly, yellowish white, and her eyes wide open and glaring fixed- upon me ‘Monsieur!’ s harsh volce cer nn that ieur! rash room I tt her 1¥ he said, in a st Marguerite ran range she said, Pauline, Pauline terror ‘Are you ill to her ‘Thanks, "Twas an Mon Dieu! plied, angrily “The sting was the mention of fected her so powerfully? Am 1 right in my impression that your family is from Southern France?" For answer to this voluminous epistie, Basil received a half sheet from his friend “1 am coming: Thursday.” Jasil came in eyes shining with prospect. “Monsieur has good Pauline, his face. Basil glanced at her and perceived that the ghttering brooch was miss- ing. “You are right, Mlle. Pauline. friend, Louis Duval, is coming to make me a visit. Would it be con- venient for you to accommodate my friend also?" “Monsieur and his friend are most welcome to the whole house,” re- turned Pauline, in a peculiar tone. It seemed to Basil Deane that night as if his life had but just begun. Hitherto he had failed, and his life had had too many burdens, and too few hopes, for him to think of asking another to share it; but now all was changed; nothing seemed impossible. He loved Marguerite, While he thought of her, he saw the flutter of her light dress in one of the shaded alleys. “Marguerite!” he upon her suddenly, “Ah, it is you, monsieur?”’ and her face was illumined. “1 want you, Marguerite, to have and to keep forever.” Her hands trembled—ghe faltered out: “I thought Pauline sent you for me!" “Nobody sent me. 1 saw you and came because I love you and wanted to be with you. Will you be my wife, Marguerite?” “Nour wife, monsieur! I am = poor ribbon weaver!” her innocent eyes lifted to his in frank surprise. “And I am a poor artist. There is no disparity between us. The only question is of your loving me.” “There 18 no question of that, mon- sleur."” The moon had dropped below the dark belt of forest that shut in the little valley where Basil fell asleep. in ?* I asked, going up monsieur! accursed wasp twas like I am not il} stung me a stab,’ she Could have af- a pretense, your name expect me on at his this dinner time, pleasure at news,” said with a scrutinizing look at My said, coming To When he ‘awoke-the sun was fer up the sky. The remembrance of the past night came to him like a dream of ineffable happiness. When he came downstairs he opened the door of the little kitchen It was still and empty; no fire ou the hearth; no signs of life anywhere, | He crossed the room, and after tap- ping at the door of the bedroom where Pauline slept, opened it and looked in. The bed had been undis- turbed since the day before. The women had disappeared. A thorough examination of the house showed that, while no bulky articles had been taken, nothing of value was left, The next day Basil Deane present- ed himself in the city and told Louis of the mysterious flitting Louis’ mobile face sober. He half-opened his speak, but the distress in countenance checked the words. was thinking. “You do not speak. am deceived!” “I am afraid you are,” gently. “Upon my life I am not,” sala Basil, eagerly. "I am a fool in world- ly matters if you say 80, but 1 know a pure, true woman when I see her And I'll ind Marguerite!” He began his search at once, Louis Duval sometimes alding him, and oftener, as time went by, trying to dissuade him. It was two years after Marguerite's disappearance, and during that time Bagil Deane had become a popular artist. His pictures were no longer hung in obscure corners at the exhi- bitions, but were the centre of ad. miring crowds. One evening, while waiting with Louis, he stepped into a goldsmith’'s shop upon some trifling errand. A shabby, fareign-looking man stood by the counter. ‘“‘But {f monsieur would be good enough to look at this,” said the man, with French accent, and directly a lucid point shone out, Basil's hand friend's arm. had grown lips to Basil'e He You think I tightened over his he sald, know its setting,” in an ex- cited whisper “Where did you get manded the goldsmith, him with suspicion. “It is a family jewel," the man, hurriedly, but, alarmed, the man began to put the trinket up. “If monsieur does not want it 1 will offer it elsewhere,” he said, and went out silently followed, a narrow alley, house the man stopped laid upon his shoulder this?" looking de- as and at last came to A hand was came into your Basil, with resolution the brooch is my man Indeed! We will go in then inquire of her And Basil hand upon the bell-pulil. “For heaven's sake, don’t do that.” said the man, “Pauline will be angry.” Basil's heart leaped For a mo- ment he was incapable of speech. The shabby man opened the door and ran up a long flight. Deane and Louis Duval followed, A shriek burst from Pauline’s lips, and she sank down in a came forward. “Monsieur! “Marguerite!” The name was a glad ery, arms were open to receive her, Marguerite’s cheeks flushed. looked in wonder from one other, her color visibly rising under Louis’ eager gaze. And he unable to remove his eyes from her. “Who are you? What do you want?” said Pauline, her ing maliciously. “Gently, madame! but for one or two things you would be in the galleys at Toulon,’ Duval. "Tis a lie! thing about it!” she cried. “Then I must recall a few passages in your life to your remembrance; and I do it as much for the sake of that girl as for yours,” said Louis. “You know that when you were my mother's bonne, her illness you stole her diamonds and had paste substituted for them. It was the brooch which was my father's wedding present to her that betrayed you at last.” Pauline dropped her face in her hands. “And then, when my father mar. ried again, he retained you because of your supposed kindness to my mother. And when my grandfather, angry at this second match, and de spising Marguerite’'s mother—peas- ant-born, but noble-hearted-—let you see his hate, you fanned it with lies, and when at last the poor young creature died in my father’s absence, you were ready, for money, to steal Marguerite. Now go and get my dia- monds!"” She obeyed humbly, bringing them from a dingy closet, where they lay in a rough box beneath a pile of rub bish. Louis took the lucid gems out of their rough casket. Their splen dor illumined the room. “Here, Marguerite, little sister!” He hung them upon her soft, brown curls, dropped them in shining links around her white throat and fastened them to the dainty wrists. She stood there between her brother and her lover, adorned like a queen, and happler in her simple woman hood than any queen of them all, Amanda M, Hale. possession,” “Monsieur, wife's,” said in fear, to The Bard—-''Such a stupid, absent~ minded janitor! I gave him one of my poems to mall and Instead of Aropping it in the mall box on the corner he dropped it in the waste paper box.” Miss Tabaseo-—"But why de Jou, all call him stupid?’ Chi cago Dally Newa. 12lish RO0,060 600 14 Is wold scientists say the Years old, and a contemporary still Punch, wor this make h Loudon it of whic are being published by Burglaries cently SAT by re- been reported from Lenox and Wellesley, Mass, and from N Y. 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C ihe ron | it i ranch OMoa WISE WORDS, men would be good hus. 80 mighty dull Lots more it weren't learns t love she A girl O early when has a good gure When you sea a a sign her is dead When husband isn't sorry n isn’t afrald of be- a sign it a wom complexion A man doesn’t have lawyers in his will for big share of it The bigger get married the longer to figure out why. to he Any man can get a reputation for One of the queerest things about being in love is the way think they fool the people. When make up the beds it's a sign doesn’t think her mother is. A man could afford to have a lot more bad habits {ff some of his good ones weren't just as expensive Girls have such finicky notions most of them would like to marry a man to match their complexions. it may be wicked to lle to a woman about how beautiful she le, but it's mighty easy to be popular that way. You could never make a woman believe a preacher who thought her child was a girl when it was a boy. 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